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Me: I love this place called dxp. Its full of crazy people and asto nuts.

Firend: What do those taste like?

Me: The universe.



Me: I'm going to place this right here as an ode to my life.

Friend: Tbh it looks like shit in a basket.

Me: From the makes of cock in a can.

Friend: Coming soon, sniz in a satchel.



Friend Libra sun Cancer moon Leo rising

Me Leo sun Scorpio moon Cancer rising
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Posted by Soul
Me: I love this place called dxp. Its full of crazy people and asto nuts.

Firend: What do those taste like?

Me: The universe.



Me: I'm going to place this right here as an ode to my life.

Friend: Tbh it looks like shit in a basket.

Me: From the makes of cock in a can.

Friend: Coming soon, sniz in a satchel.



Friend Libra sun Cancer moon Leo rising

Me Leo sun Scorpio moon Cancer rising

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Posted by Soul
Me: I love this place called dxp. Its full of crazy people and asto nuts.

Firend: What do those taste like?

Me: The universe.



Me: I'm going to place this right here as an ode to my life.

Friend: Tbh it looks like shit in a basket.

Me: From the makes of cock in a can.

Friend: Coming soon, sniz in a satchel.



Friend Libra sun Cancer moon Leo rising

Me Leo sun Scorpio moon Cancer rising

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Posted by Rosaknowsya
I posted randomly. Favorite sign? That's me. So I texted an old sag friend for thread purposes and look, I have myself a free motorcycle ride. ..*does that sound dirty?*

Grand idea...

Me sag

Him sag. (I apparently don't have his data in my Astro.com bank) so that's all I know.

This is a proper sag conversation. Mind you, we haven't spoken in over a year. Maybe more.. who counts?

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I'm gonna randomly text a sag too and see what happens

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Posted by Rosaknowsya
Posted by libralotus
Posted by Rosaknowsya
I posted randomly. Favorite sign? That's me. So I texted an old sag friend for thread purposes and look, I have myself a free motorcycle ride. ..*does that sound dirty?*

Grand idea...

Me sag

Him sag. (I apparently don't have his data in my Astro.com bank) so that's all I know.

This is a proper sag conversation. Mind you, we haven't spoken in over a year. Maybe more.. who counts?

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I'm gonna randomly text a sag too and see what happens




Gotta be quirky ?

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Jk I only know one

Omg let's do a different sign and compare the responses

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😆 dat's a Cap Sun, Scorp Moon, Aqua Venus... to a TEE i might add lol
Dude I'm talking to a Cap sun and Aqua Venus right now.

Capricorns are so fucking bland sometimes and have nooooooo humor so that's surprising! I always have witty conversations with Gems.
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Buuut the Scorpio moon is probably what does it. Scorps are hulair.
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😆 dat's a Cap Sun, Scorp Moon, Aqua Venus... to a TEE i might add lol
Dude I'm talking to a Cap sun and Aqua Venus right now.

Capricorns are so fucking bland sometimes and have nooooooo humor so that's surprising! I always have witty conversations with Gems.

Buuut the Scorpio moon is probably what does it. Scorps are hulair.

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Dude, I don't know any Scorpio guys and the females I know are like moms towards me. They're super helpful.
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Posted by wagtail
😆 dat's a Cap Sun, Scorp Moon, Aqua Venus... to a TEE i might add lol
Dude I'm talking to a Cap sun and Aqua Venus right now.

Capricorns are so fucking bland sometimes and have nooooooo humor so that's surprising! I always have witty conversations with Gems.

Buuut the Scorpio moon is probably what does it. Scorps are hulair.


Dude, I don't know any Scorpio guys and the females I know are like moms towards me. They're super helpful.
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I agree. Scorpio females are wise. I have a good Scorpio female friend who always calms me down. But the guys are so sarcastic and intelligent. They're so fun to have witty banter with. They know how the human mind works and how to make people laugh.
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Hopefully he doesnt get mad his little pic is up.

But this was part of a funny convo we had after a night of drinking he did.. and woke up beside a woman much older than him, and not milf material. I just found it so funny.
He's cute!!! Note to Scorpio friend....take a drink every hour on the hour. Wait! You're Scorpio! Never mind. 🍹

Cyber hugs! 🤗

Love,

Eva

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Not doin a screenshot but I'll type it here.

ME: Boo

HIM: Boo who?

ME: Pablo?...lol

HIM: Pablo no es home?

ME: Ah how bout Fred, is he there?

HIM: I'll ask but he might have just stepped out for the evening...can you hold please?

- - - - - -

ME: You know what I wanna do? Sit out in a random field, blast some classic rock and watch the stars.

HIM: That sounds amazing right now.

ME: It sounds amazing all the time.

- - - - - -

ME: Wouldn't it be weird if people were glow-in-the-dark?

HIM: I would cry.

ME: What, why?

I'm a Sag, he's a Virgo - one of my favorite friends to talk to! He goes along with my weirdness haha.

Also this is a convo from a while back with an Aqua friend - I was tipsy...but yeah haha, our convos typically are a little on the random and weird side too.

ME: Next time we hang, we should do some naked painting (winky tongue out emoji) lol

HIM: Haha. Sure.

ME: Haha, k.

HIM. Or maybe paint on each other's body. Nude finger painting.

ME: Haha whatevs.

....moral of the story, I'm amazeballs? haha 😄
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Here is today's conversation.

Friend: Where are you?

Me: I'm at your place lol.

Friend: I'm not home lol.

Me: Where are you?

Friend: On a country road.

Friend: Going to a place.

Friend: Where I belong.

Friend: Where can I meet you? Or just wait at my crib?

Me: I'm at Wal-Mart now.

Friend: Well come back to my place when your done?

(10 mins later)

Me: Ok

Friend: We're on our way to Wal-Mart now.

Me: Cool!

(10 minutes later)

Me: I'm hiding in Wal-Mart. Look under the My Little Pony doll in the girls section for the first clue.

Then I left Wal-Mart and went back to his house.

Friend: Dude I don't understand your clue. Where are you?

Me: What clue? I'm at your crib still waiting. Are you coming?

Friend FUCK YOU!

Good times. Good times.
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Posted by Damnata
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The conversations I have with a certain Virgo are too deep and too long for you shallow people to even begin to comprehend.
I feel your pain.

Full context is requires and that's...a lot.


OMG. WOW. SO PROLIFIC. SO MUCH DEPTH.


I'd return the comment but since you're a Libra...

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