
That's the spirit!


Posted by starwars...would it help if I told you the tie could be used as a gag?Posted by SirHornsyou cant judge my spandex outfit after that red tie of yours (▰˘◡˘▰)Posted by starwarsYEAH FIGHTING EVIL WEARING SPANDEX!
@sirhorns whos next to cappies? should the aqua squad get ready?
...*cough*
It will be announced after the winners are chosen.click to expand


Posted by starwarsPosted by justagirlyou cant beat an earthy sun-moon combo!Posted by starwarstsk, tsk, i think you has forgetten i m fire/earth dom. Virgo being most of my earthy bits with cap merc/saturn Taurus... sooooooo grand earth trine baby!Posted by SirHornsnothing can beat the earth signs connection 😡Posted by starwarsCatwoman stole your Cap Man.Posted by SirHornscatfights?? 😡Posted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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Posted by SirHornsPosted by AriesLoveThat looks nice.
@Greentea
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
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Posted by GetMistedYou fucked up...
Exhausted from all of the company interns attempting to woo him into a contract, Cap man walks to the bar, sits down, and hangs his head..
Me: "Is this seat taken?"
Cap: "Huh? Oh.. No. Go ahead"
Me: "Stressful evening?"
Cap: "Like you wouldn't believe."
Me: "Waitor.. Two 12 year Redbreasts, please. Neat"
Me: "Share a drink with me."
Cap: "Sure. Thanks"
Me: "I'll just cut to the chase. It's obviously been a long day. I'm with 'HighRollers Incorporated'..
Cap: "Yeah yeah.. I recognize you. Quite the reputation."
Me: "I could say the same about yourself. Both your work ethic, and you proven ability to grow a company is well known."
Cap: "Than.."
Me: *Sets briefcase on bar*
Cap: *What's this?"
Me: "This is your signing bonus. $ 470,000 to start."
Cap: *raises eyebrows*
Me: "Again, we know your worth.. We've come prepared to triple your previous salary. $ 1.4M. You'll also be receiving 12.5% equity in the company as insentive to grow the business."
Cap: "I don't.. I don't know what to say.."
Me: "Say yes. It's the opportunity you've been waiting for. The contract is in the case."
Me: *places a room key on the bar*
Me: "She's waiting for you upstairs if you desire. Have your lawyer look over the agreement and let us know by Monday monring."
*waitor sets drinks on the bar*
Me: *takes a sip*
Me: "Damn that's good. Enjoy your night."
Me: *walks away*

Posted by GetMistedLol! That wasn't in the script!Posted by GreenteaUhhh.. No. You all failed to do your research. Cap is married with two kids and a dog. Y'all were too busy lusting over the designer suit and good looks to realize there was a ring on his finger.Posted by GetMistedYou fucked up...
Exhausted from all of the company interns attempting to woo him into a contract, Cap man walks to the bar, sits down, and hangs his head..
Me: "Is this seat taken?"
Cap: "Huh? Oh.. No. Go ahead"
Me: "Stressful evening?"
Cap: "Like you wouldn't believe."
Me: "Waitor.. Two 12 year Redbreasts, please. Neat"
Me: "Share a drink with me."
Cap: "Sure. Thanks"
Me: "I'll just cut to the chase. It's obviously been a long day. I'm with 'HighRollers Incorporated'..
Cap: "Yeah yeah.. I recognize you. Quite the reputation."
Me: "I could say the same about yourself. Both your work ethic, and you proven ability to grow a company is well known."
Cap: "Than.."
Me: *Sets briefcase on bar*
Cap: *What's this?"
Me: "This is your signing bonus. $ 470,000 to start."
Cap: *raises eyebrows*
Me: "Again, we know your worth.. We've come prepared to triple your previous salary. $ 1.4M. You'll also be receiving 12.5% equity in the company as insentive to grow the business."
Cap: "I don't.. I don't know what to say.."
Me: "Say yes. It's the opportunity you've been waiting for. The contract is in the case."
Me: *places a room key on the bar*
Me: "She's waiting for you upstairs if you desire. Have your lawyer look over the agreement and let us know by Monday monring."
*waitor sets drinks on the bar*
Me: *takes a sip*
Me: "Damn that's good. Enjoy your night."
Me: *walks away*
should've offered him 2 women.
He didn't come here to be ogled by female interns in short skirts and fuck me pumps. He came here in search of a secure financial support system for his family.click to expand

Posted by GetMistedHe's not married, no sane, loving wife would've let him out of the house with that hideous tie! A work function where every one is going to notice him, no way. Besides, I did my research long before he got there. I even know what kind of toilet paper he wipes his ass with.Posted by GreenteaReseach is key.Posted by GetMistedLol! That wasn't in the script!Posted by GreenteaUhhh.. No. You all failed to do your research. Cap is married with two kids and a dog. Y'all were too busy lusting over the designer suit and good looks to realize there was a ring on his finger.Posted by GetMistedYou fucked up...
Exhausted from all of the company interns attempting to woo him into a contract, Cap man walks to the bar, sits down, and hangs his head..
Me: "Is this seat taken?"
Cap: "Huh? Oh.. No. Go ahead"
Me: "Stressful evening?"
Cap: "Like you wouldn't believe."
Me: "Waitor.. Two 12 year Redbreasts, please. Neat"
Me: "Share a drink with me."
Cap: "Sure. Thanks"
Me: "I'll just cut to the chase. It's obviously been a long day. I'm with 'HighRollers Incorporated'..
Cap: "Yeah yeah.. I recognize you. Quite the reputation."
Me: "I could say the same about yourself. Both your work ethic, and you proven ability to grow a company is well known."
Cap: "Than.."
Me: *Sets briefcase on bar*
Cap: *What's this?"
Me: "This is your signing bonus. $ 470,000 to start."
Cap: *raises eyebrows*
Me: "Again, we know your worth.. We've come prepared to triple your previous salary. $ 1.4M. You'll also be receiving 12.5% equity in the company as insentive to grow the business."
Cap: "I don't.. I don't know what to say.."
Me: "Say yes. It's the opportunity you've been waiting for. The contract is in the case."
Me: *places a room key on the bar*
Me: "She's waiting for you upstairs if you desire. Have your lawyer look over the agreement and let us know by Monday monring."
*waitor sets drinks on the bar*
Me: *takes a sip*
Me: "Damn that's good. Enjoy your night."
Me: *walks away*
should've offered him 2 women.
He didn't come here to be ogled by female interns in short skirts and fuck me pumps. He came here in search of a secure financial support system for his family.click to expand

Posted by ForeverlovemeOhh 😢 lol.
Looks like 2 judges voted for starwars as the winner of this round, so I guess my vote isn't needed.
Congrats! @starwars





Posted by DamnataAgreed...except about that about the cap panel, ofc!🙂 Maybe more people wanted to participate.
Uhm, shouldn't the judges be quiet in the topic and start talking and addressing players AFTER the timeframe on the replies is over?
I mean, it wasn't 13th of June 11:59 PM EST
If we're going like this in the next rounds too where the host says one thing yet judges decide before time runs out, count me out of it. To not even mention the interaction with the players, but I'd expect that from a Cap panel.
Anyway, I don't have a lot of time on dxp so I'll just be around for the Aries panel.

Posted by HappyCapperYes, that is my point.Posted by DamnataAgreed...except about that about the cap panel! Maybe more people wanted to participate.
Uhm, shouldn't the judges be quiet in the topic and start talking and addressing players AFTER the timeframe on the replies is over?
I mean, it wasn't 13th of June 11:59 PM EST
If we're going like this in the next rounds too where the host says one thing yet judges decide before time runs out, count me out of it. To not even mention the interaction with the players, but I'd expect that from a Cap panel.
Anyway, I don't have a lot of time on dxp so I'll just be around for the Aries panel.
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Posted by ShadowcatI could edit it 10 times! 😄Posted by RumiLDo iiiitttttt. For science 😄
Let me test how many times a post can be edited
10th time.click to expand
Posted by ForeverlovemeIn that case, I don't think you and the other judges agree. lolPosted by HappyCapperStrive to actually work...hence our frustration lol
Another question:
Were the answers supposed to be as funny as possible or should the answers strive to actually work in real life? Just so that I know when it's my time to judge,
Not taking any glory from Starwars, ofc! If the judges voted for her answer as the best one, then she won, so congrats!🙂click to expand

Posted by ForeverlovemeI saw No's vote, but all Quantum said on page 17 was "Work a Ranch Fountain for my office into the contract and we have a deal." I didn't count that as a vote. Or did I miss something? I probably did. Nvm. I'm gonna shut up now and learn how this is done as we go. Hope Gemini isn't next, since that's where I'll be judging. lolPosted by HappyCapperQuantum voted on page 17Posted by ForeverlovemeIn that case, I don't think you and the other judges agree. lolPosted by HappyCapperStrive to actually work...hence our frustration lol
Another question:
Were the answers supposed to be as funny as possible or should the answers strive to actually work in real life? Just so that I know when it's my time to judge,
Not taking any glory from Starwars, ofc! If the judges voted for her answer as the best one, then she won, so congrats!🙂
*Edit: I thought you said earlier that both other judges had voted, but I can't see that Quantum did(or did I miss it?). So, I edit the above to you and No.🙂 Is this part of the competition even finished after all? Nvm.
No voted on page 24click to expand
Posted by ForeverlovemeAgreed.🙂Posted by HappyCapperQuestionable...only Quantum can clarifyPosted by ForeverlovemeI saw No's vote, but all Quantum said on page 17 was "Work a Ranch Fountain for my office into the contract and we have a deal." I didn't count that as a vote. Or did I miss something? I probably did. Nvm. I'm gonna shut up now and learn how this is done as we go. Hope Gemini isn't next, since that's where I'll be judging. lolPosted by HappyCapperQuantum voted on page 17Posted by ForeverlovemeIn that case, I don't think you and the other judges agree. lolPosted by HappyCapperStrive to actually work...hence our frustration lol
Another question:
Were the answers supposed to be as funny as possible or should the answers strive to actually work in real life? Just so that I know when it's my time to judge,
Not taking any glory from Starwars, ofc! If the judges voted for her answer as the best one, then she won, so congrats!🙂
*Edit: I thought you said earlier that both other judges had voted, but I can't see that Quantum did(or did I miss it?). So, I edit the above to you and No.🙂 Is this part of the competition even finished after all? Nvm.
No voted on page 24click to expand

Posted by QuantumSo - just to make sure I understand you correctly - this:
starwars had the most reasonable suggestion.
Elle had the suggestion that I best would connect with though...must be The Water Sign Connection™
But we're talking what's most feasible and that's starwars.
The rest is just foolish Sun Sign astrology drivel about what is and is not Cap-like.

Posted by SuperMercurialJust trying to learn the game, that's all. I'm supposed to be judging later on and I've got the feeling that I don't get this game at all. lolPosted by HappyCapperShh don't question it. Let's just move on. 🤔Posted by QuantumSo - just to make sure I understand you correctly - this:
starwars had the most reasonable suggestion.
Elle had the suggestion that I best would connect with though...must be The Water Sign Connection™
But we're talking what's most feasible and that's starwars.
The rest is just foolish Sun Sign astrology drivel about what is and is not Cap-like.
"I will walk up to the table where the snacks are placed, pour two glasses of whatever drinks are there and hand him his glass.
"how about making a deal with someone whos moon conjunct your sun?""
is the most feasible option to you?click to expand

Posted by Quantum
starwars had the most reasonable suggestion.
Elle had the suggestion that I best would connect with though...must be The Water Sign Connection™
But we're talking what's most feasible and that's starwars.
The rest is just foolish Sun Sign astrology drivel about what is and is not Cap-like.
Posted by QuantumWho cares what dxp wants? You're the judge - judge as you like. Imo. If you thought Elle had the better solution, then vote for her.
For DXP?
Yes.
I'm only catering to the knuckleheads.
I already stated Elle had the best response.
But that's not what DXP wants.



Posted by SuperMercurialSomeone else dressed him?Posted by QuantumHe was dressed by a cap so...argument invalid.
Most of the legitimacy was lost when it was implied Cap men love being complimented when they wear clothes that are a cross between Ronald McDonald and A Pimp Called Slickback.click to expand

Posted by SuperMercurialInteresting.Posted by QuantumSaturn dressed him. Made life hard for him.Posted by SuperMercurialSomeone else dressed him?Posted by QuantumHe was dressed by a cap so...argument invalid.
Most of the legitimacy was lost when it was implied Cap men love being complimented when they wear clothes that are a cross between Ronald McDonald and A Pimp Called Slickback.
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Posted by AriesLoveI am a true capricorn woman, and I can assure you that I will vote after my own mind.🙂Posted by HappyCapperDon't be like them. You are a true Capricorn man and you know that foolishness would not work. You would look at the girl like she was a drunk hooker. You wouldn't follow it up talking about bread and ranch sauce.Posted by SuperMercurialJust trying to learn the game, that's all. I'm supposed to be judging later on and I've got the feeling that I don't get this game at all. lolPosted by HappyCapperShh don't question it. Let's just move on. 🤔Posted by QuantumSo - just to make sure I understand you correctly - this:
starwars had the most reasonable suggestion.
Elle had the suggestion that I best would connect with though...must be The Water Sign Connection™
But we're talking what's most feasible and that's starwars.
The rest is just foolish Sun Sign astrology drivel about what is and is not Cap-like.
"I will walk up to the table where the snacks are placed, pour two glasses of whatever drinks are there and hand him his glass.
"how about making a deal with someone whos moon conjunct your sun?""
is the most feasible option to you?
Now you know what NOT to do when judging.click to expand

Posted by ElleDuMondeA red tie would have been fantastic with that suit.Posted by Chance_11The only thing I should have done differently is wear my sunglasses at night like Corey Hart...so nobody could use my creepy alien eyes against me.Posted by ElleDuMondeToo transparent. Stare-y eyed intensity and gaslighting from scorps doesn't work on cap/saturn dominant like it does other signs. It often just activates the heat shield 😉Posted by QuantumTrue story.
Most of the legitimacy was lost when it was implied Cap men love being complimented when they wear clothes that are a cross between Ronald McDonald and A Pimp Called Slickback.
In all honesty, I would have broken the ice by telling him how ugly his tie was and then walked away.
I bet you one masseuse hooker wanna be that I would have been on is mind the rest of the evening and he would have sought me out for a conversation....then I would have had an in.
It was not gaslighting if we all agreed the tie was fugly.click to expand

Posted by Chance_11Maybe he has some Leo bits.Posted by QuantumThat's true but not necessarily Cap style. I have a bunch of ties but no red ones..mostly in favored classic, earthy colors such as dark green, silver, black, grey, and even a muted pink one. The ones Green Tea posted are more indicative and accurate.Posted by ElleDuMondeA red tie would have been fantastic with that suit.Posted by Chance_11The only thing I should have done differently is wear my sunglasses at night like Corey Hart...so nobody could use my creepy alien eyes against me.Posted by ElleDuMondeToo transparent. Stare-y eyed intensity and gaslighting from scorps doesn't work on cap/saturn dominant like it does other signs. It often just activates the heat shield 😉Posted by QuantumTrue story.
Most of the legitimacy was lost when it was implied Cap men love being complimented when they wear clothes that are a cross between Ronald McDonald and A Pimp Called Slickback.
In all honesty, I would have broken the ice by telling him how ugly his tie was and then walked away.
I bet you one masseuse hooker wanna be that I would have been on is mind the rest of the evening and he would have sought me out for a conversation....then I would have had an in.
It was not gaslighting if we all agreed the tie was fugly.
Just a red tie. A statement piece.
A red tie is a power tie.
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Posted by ForeverlovemeAlso deduct points for letting that Cap date of hers step out in that flame suit.Posted by AriesLoveThe only official judge with Cap sun hasn't voted yet so who are you calling weak— Points deducted from you...Posted by DamnataIt still isn't June 13th 11:59 PM, so technically other people are still allowed to post their answers. The judges are very weak in my opinion. I honestly thought Caps were more intelligent but I guess it's another fake impression they give to the outside world.
Uhm, shouldn't the judges be quiet in the topic and start talking and addressing players AFTER the timeframe on the replies is over?
I mean, it wasn't 13th of June 11:59 PM EST
If we're going like this in the next rounds too where the host says one thing yet judges decide before time runs out, count me out of it. To not even mention the interaction with the players, but I'd expect that from a Cap panel.
Anyway, I don't have a lot of time on dxp so I'll just be around for the Aries panel.
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Posted by AriesLoveThis makes me want to eat red hots candy.Posted by ScorpioluverHe's making a statement...don't question a Caps style!Posted by SirHornsPosted by AriesLoveThat looks nice.
@Greentea
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
...am I the only one questioning the color of his shoes though?
I think black shoes would look awesome. Love the suit!click to expand
Posted by HappyCapperI just realised that I told a judge to vote for another contestant. Not the smartest thing I've ever done. *blushes*Posted by QuantumWho cares what dxp wants? You're the judge - judge as you like. Imo. If you thought Elle had the better solution, then vote for her.
For DXP?
Yes.
I'm only catering to the knuckleheads.
I already stated Elle had the best response.
But that's not what DXP wants.click to expand
Posted by Shadowcat...and a cap. "Foreverloveme"Posted by InstantkarmaNo caps. A Pisces and a scorpio from My memory
Are the judges Caps or Scorpios?
Something doesn't add up!
Looks like major ass kissing works with Caps!click to expand
Posted by ShadowcatWell, I thiiink she is...🙂Posted by HappyCapperLol I didn't know that foreverloveme was a cap @.@. SorryPosted by Shadowcat...and a cap. "Foreverloveme"Posted by InstantkarmaNo caps. A Pisces and a scorpio from My memory
Are the judges Caps or Scorpios?
Something doesn't add up!
Looks like major ass kissing works with Caps!click to expand
Posted by GetMistedMake that Scottish and we have a winner.😉Posted by ElleDuMondeA briefcase with half a million dollars inside and a glass of nice irish whiskey to wash it down.Posted by Chance_11In a sea of kiss ass over the top faux compliments and one slightly uncomfortable insult....which one is going to absorb more thought?Posted by ElleDuMondeEh, you're fine. The look in the them is more important than the shape imoPosted by Chance_11The only thing I should have done differently is wear my sunglasses at night like Corey Hart...so nobody could use my creepy alien eyes against me.Posted by ElleDuMondeToo transparent. Stare-y eyed intensity and gaslighting from scorps doesn't work on cap/saturn dominant like it does other signs. It often just activates the heat shield 😉Posted by QuantumTrue story.
Most of the legitimacy was lost when it was implied Cap men love being complimented when they wear clothes that are a cross between Ronald McDonald and A Pimp Called Slickback.
In all honesty, I would have broken the ice by telling him how ugly his tie was and then walked away.
I bet you one masseuse hooker wanna be that I would have been on is mind the rest of the evening and he would have sought me out for a conversation....then I would have had an in.
It was not gaslighting if we all agreed the tie was fugly.
Yes, the scenario with the fugly tie is problematic but it's what we have to work withclick to expand

Posted by ShadowcatThere is a Cap Sun, Cap Moon, and Cap Rising.Posted by InstantkarmaNo caps. A Pisces and a scorpio from My memory
Are the judges Caps or Scorpios?
Something doesn't add up!
Looks like major ass kissing works with Caps!click to expand

Posted by ElleDuMondeAll it shows that if you widen your statistical pool enough, it pretty much is all a wash.Posted by Quantumhere is a real life snapshot of my mid level company by sun/moon -
But...
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/what-your-sign-says-about-your-salary
”From that data, they drew the conclusion that Leos and Capricorns were the most likely to be executives (VP-level and above) with the latter more likely to have “chief” in their title: CEO, CFO, and so on. Aries are probable middle managers, while Aquarius are most likely to be stuck doing entry-level work."
(Cardinals definitely win hands down)
Big Boss Lady - Leo/Gemini
Executives -
Cap/Aqua
Cap/Virgo
Cap/Leo
Cap/Virgo
Cancer/Scorpio
Scorpio/Aries
Aries/Virgo
Aries/Capricorn
Aries/Gemini
Gemini/Scorpioclick to expand

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