What small companies have you worked for. All big business CFO's don't deal with that.
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Posted by starwarsWell in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!Posted by QuantumI don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.Posted by starwarsOprah likes ranch?Posted by Quantumand ranch sauce. #ding #dingPosted by starwarsWith lots of bread.
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
Oprah loves bread.
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
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Posted by starwarsI was fascinated by the ranch and forgot to look at it.Posted by Quantumwhat about the contract sirPosted by starwarsWell in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!Posted by QuantumI don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.Posted by starwarsOprah likes ranch?Posted by Quantumand ranch sauce. #ding #dingPosted by starwarsWith lots of bread.
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
Oprah loves bread.
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
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Posted by starwarsWork a Ranch Fountain for my office into the contract and we have a deal.Posted by QuantumI was able to take your mind off of this bloody boring day at work? SUCH AN HONORPosted by starwarsI was fascinated by the ranch and forgot to look at it.Posted by Quantumwhat about the contract sirPosted by starwarsWell in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!Posted by QuantumI don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.Posted by starwarsOprah likes ranch?Posted by Quantumand ranch sauce. #ding #dingPosted by starwarsWith lots of bread.
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
Oprah loves bread.
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
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Posted by Greenteadoubt they would.. LOL
Gaaaaad, i just hope a Cap man who is about to become a CEO of a company doesn't wear a red tie with roses!!
Posted by ForeverlovemeYaaaaaaay .. Thankyouuuuu 😄Posted by RumiLThis actually sounds very realistic, I can see this happening. Wonderful answer RumiL
OMG! 13 PAGES :O
I will approach him, "excuse me, sir, may I speak with you?"
And then I will ask him about his job, what he likes and dislikes about the current job he's holding and ask him what he desires in a job then...slowly put forward the positive aspects of our job, impress upon a few but be a little balanced about it and mention the little setbacks also.. And again impress upon the position that is vacant for him and how he could benefit... and how we could also benefit based on the things he says about himself.
IN BETWEEN while I see he is getting comfortable, I will offer him snacks and the drink...ask him if he'd like to sit..
Be sincere about it 😄 ..and ask a few other questions like where do you stay?(Caps hate traffic, conveyance problems piss them off even though we never see them complain) Incase his residence is near the office :p
Whether he is showing positive signs of being impressed or not - I will give him necessary contact details in the end..
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That's all I guess 😢
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Posted by AriesLoveWhy do I have this impression of your Cap guy.Posted by ForeverlovemeI never gave him a compliment before. I seen him around church and at my daughters school. He asked me out and that was my first time telling him. But he was happy I took notice because he does everything in style . From his clothes, hair, car, house. He lives for impressions.Posted by AriesLoveOkay everyone here's my disclaimer as it relates to compliments & maybe it just depends on who it's coming from. Anyways, acceptable is you look nice, beautiful, cute, pretty whatever. Or I like ____.Posted by SuperMercurialI know they love compliments. I was on a date with a Cap at a restaurant. I told him he always dresses like he's on a front of a magazine. That fool busted out laughing so hard blushing almost fell out his seat. Everybody started looking at our table.
I better not have to deal with non virgo answers with my panel of judges when the time comes. Cap men love compliments.
These judges smh! Too many Scorp influences
Now when I'm in bummy sweatpants and a dirty tshirt from being at work I don't want to hear how sexy I'm looking today...or the people who always have a compliment everytime you see them.
Your guy was laughing and blushing because it's slightly embarrassing lol. Not in a bad way just saying. When I met the scorp guy he kept saying how cute I was and how nice I looked. Honestly I wasn't really dressed up or anything just a nice casual outfit & sandals & the clothes were old. He just seemed shocked or something and I found it quite amusing because he just kept saying how cute I was lolclick to expand
JUDGES!!
See my homework...on page 14!!! ‡
Shall I repost??
See my homework...on page 14!!! ‡
Shall I repost??
Posted by AriesLoveI like the fit, color is just too loud, scream "look at me"!!. What's his moon...does he have an attention whore moon?
@Greentea
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
Don't let that shyness fool you, attention is what he was going for. Lol. Red naturally attracts people.
Posted by AriesLoveCan't lie, we can be expensive. We like the best.Posted by GreenteaI know he is an attention seeker. He likes to be noticed. He drives an expensive truck that very few people have. He is always talking business or some new idea. He thinks he's a celebrity. All the Caps I know are like this. Well the December Caps I know. I haven't dated any Jan Caps.Posted by AriesLoveI like the fit, color is just too loud, scream "look at me"!!. What's his moon...does he have an attention whore moon?
@Greentea
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
Don't let that shyness fool you, attention is what he was going for. Lol. Red naturally attracts people.click to expand
We feel we work the hardest, so we deserve it. I don't need much, but when I buy something it has to be the highest quality. You get what you pay for.
He seriously needs to rethink his color options, or he's color blind. That outfit is nice, but color is just too much.
It's his thing I guess. Lol.
MEOW.
Serious people need to relax and realize this was all for fun.
Serious people need to relax and realize this was all for fun.
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.
No rose ties..EVER!!
No rose ties..EVER!!
Posted by AriesLoveHe's probably gonna be CEO, not bcuz of his skills, but bcuz of someone he knows. I'd rather not do business with someone who wears rose ties. Especially red ones.Posted by GreenteaI beg to differ they tried to kidnap the poor man
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.
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It scream valet.
Posted by DamnataNaturally you lock on to that little detail.Posted by SirHornsThere's no way this guy has heavy Cap/ Saturn energy in his chart.
Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it.
Was this whole scenario a riddle? 😆click to expand
How astute, however this isn't a riddle Lambie.
Sometimes a tie is just a tie~
Posted by sunkisses26Yup. When a sign/planet energy time has come up, all it's representatives will be called.Posted by starwarswas that for the judges....I thought those were the players....hmmm soooo when he post a scenario for cancer I would be the judge yes? as the cancer sun rep....and also I can totally answer this question then right!Posted by Ryokothis is the game thread, that one was to pick the judges.
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Posted by SirHornsSo what you're saying is we'll have ties on the scoreboard?Posted by DamnataNaturally you lock on to that little detail.Posted by SirHornsThere's no way this guy has heavy Cap/ Saturn energy in his chart.
Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it.
Was this whole scenario a riddle? 😆
How astute, however this isn't a riddle Lambie.
Sometimes a tie is just a tie~click to expand
jk
Posted by ForeverlovemeAnyone but the active judges can send in an answer.
@SirHorns is anyone allowed to play? Other Caps yes or no? How should we judge? At the end of it once the question expires or how? Would you like the players ranked or just who we choose as winner for this topic?
So Team Leo could, if they wanted, to send answers for situations, except the one for Leo, naturally.
If you point out that judges are handicapped that way, well I already had something for mind after all this was said and done.
Posted by SuperMercurialI said heavy Cap/Saturn energy.
The judges should have been cap dominants or cap suns though. Since Quantum is a judge, I'll strike up a conversation about coke can dicks.
He could a triple Gemini that just has a Saturn in Aquarius trine his big 3, along with a Cap Mars and Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune...
😈 Have fun trying seduce-I mean chat with him.
Posted by NevermoreYou can play if you want, but you're not required to do anything until your tagged to Judge a situation.
Soooo.. do I have to guess it or playing along?
Posted by HappyCapperAnyone can play but the judges...and myself of course.
I assume caps can't play this instance of the game...? My fingers want to write stuff.😭
Go for it!
Posted by starwarsOp was summoned because and Aries and Virgo chick mentioned him.Posted by AriesLoveOP isn't one of the judges either (─”¿”¿â”€)Posted by starwarsI guess that's why OP questioned you....rightPosted by AriesLoveand still ahead of the game whoooot!Posted by SuperMercurialYet you were mentioned as one but not by me.Posted by starwarsGot her azz!Posted by AriesLoveyou sure need a competitor! i cant be one since im 10 steps ahead 😏Posted by SuperMercurialI need a competitor first.
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!
@starwars @arieslove
Fall back 10 steps.click to expand
...and it wasn't the ones I normally have banter with. Hm.
"Can I help you ladies?" 😏
Posted by HappyCapperYes, he is a male.Posted by ScorpioluverAs I read it, it's a guy.
I agree with arieslove and I am a cap. Caps and certain Scorps dress impeccably so noticing the detail of style will get him to comment. Since you both work together, move into a chat about careers and goals ( that always impresses me). He would be a challenge to engage but once you find a common interest, he should open up. If you are standing near a snack table, there is no harm in offering him a drink/ snack. I didn't see any thing in the quest that said what the sex of the player is so making advances isn't part of the sitch. Most cappies like being complimenting on their attributes and intellect.click to expand
Posted by ForeverlovemeI just imagined it went to Jerry Springer level cat fighting and the Cap just leaving the wall, while everyone else at the mixer watch them.Posted by SuperMercurialNo. We don't. No drama please
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!
@starwars @ariesloveclick to expand
Posted by SirHornsGreat! ...because I already did.😄Posted by HappyCapperAnyone can play but the judges...and myself of course.
I assume caps can't play this instance of the game...? My fingers want to write stuff.😭
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Posted by justagirlPickpocket the Cap.Posted by SirHorns*smirk*
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)
Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
while all these other ladies are fighting over him, i slowly approach, not saying a word, reach out and lightly play with his tie, small smile on my lips, mischievous glint in my eye and whisper " what wonderful things one could do with a tie such as this." keep eye contact for a moment, then lightly touch his hand, i introduce myself. After our brief interaction, i too glance at my watch and have to let him know that saddly we must part ways as i have a pressing engagement for a business adventure. But perhaps, him and i can continue our discussion when we have more time. As i approach the door, i glance back and see him staring my way, i smile knowingly, he is intrigued.. or thinks im a pyscho, neither he can resist! I then reach into my pocket and glance at the item i am holding, a designers mens watch, oh i know he will be in contact, he glances at his bare wrist and quickly looks up, but alas i am gone- poof.
Meow!
Signed, Selina Kyle
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I just had to comment on this one. 😆
Posted by SirHorns😛Posted by justagirlPickpocket the Cap.Posted by SirHorns*smirk*
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)
Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
while all these other ladies are fighting over him, i slowly approach, not saying a word, reach out and lightly play with his tie, small smile on my lips, mischievous glint in my eye and whisper " what wonderful things one could do with a tie such as this." keep eye contact for a moment, then lightly touch his hand, i introduce myself. After our brief interaction, i too glance at my watch and have to let him know that saddly we must part ways as i have a pressing engagement for a business adventure. But perhaps, him and i can continue our discussion when we have more time. As i approach the door, i glance back and see him staring my way, i smile knowingly, he is intrigued.. or thinks im a pyscho, neither he can resist! I then reach into my pocket and glance at the item i am holding, a designers mens watch, oh i know he will be in contact, he glances at his bare wrist and quickly looks up, but alas i am gone- poof.
Meow!
Signed, Selina Kyle
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I just had to comment on this one. 😆click to expand
Posted by ElleDuMondeWhich minion did you have record the fight before you "escorted" him away?Posted by SirHornsI saved him! We snuck out the back door like thieves in the night 😄Posted by ForeverlovemeI just imagined it went to Jerry Springer level cat fighting and the Cap just leaving the wall, while everyone else at the mixer watch them.Posted by SuperMercurialNo. We don't. No drama please
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!
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Posted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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Posted by ScorpioluverJust about collected them all. Spots are still open.
I think it's open to everyone and the judges pick the winners. He collected all the signs ( the earlier thread) for judges I believe. I might be wrong but that's the way it looked to me.
Just started the game since we would have all died of old age waiting for Taurus and Aqua moons to show up to play.
Posted by ElleDuMonde
Well, @justagirl said she'd record it for me....but little did I know she slipped her business card up his sleeve....he found my eyes a bit bizarre and when he excused himself to go potty at the starbucks...he never came back 😭
I did fish his tie out of the trash so I could have a souvenir of the experience though. I have it wrapped around my bed post....the smell of vetiver lingering like a hangover 😛
Ahh so that is where the tie ended up!
Hehe
Posted by starwarsLike that would work. We'd all probs just let it sit there.Posted by Foreverlovemehahaha! I was thinking of starting a dramatic thread on the cap board so they could leave! 😡Posted by starwarsPosted by AriesLoveI think anyone can play 😐Posted by ForeverlovemeI don't know if I was suppose to play or not I just felt like it lol.
@SirHorns is anyone allowed to play? Other Caps yes or no? How should we judge? At the end of it once the question expires or how? Would you like the players ranked or just who we choose as winner for this topic?
But I notice some people are submitting answers after you have critiqued the ones already out there. So maybe judging should have began on the last day. Idk?
Anyone except judges?🤔 lol. I was trying to do you a favor, but have it your way since you don't want my help. Starwars has just fallen 3 spots on the leader board due to the Caps being allowed to participate œ lol I kid, I'm only teasing
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Posted by Greentea352 notifications.
Hid to not derail this thread.
SirHorns is gonna come back to a ton of notifications lol
I was going to give them all spankings but then I saw the nonsense.
They're all being shipped to Military school.
Posted by ImTheRamYeah men, I hear that.Posted by SirHornsMan...my Cap Rising had to step in and i was bored...loolPosted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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My brother is also a Cap, like i told you...man i had to...
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These answers amused me greatly.
Posted by starwarsI actually win cause MY THREAD.
so who are the winners? I hope sirhorns loses this round
Plus could just end it here, with you all teased with victory and instead given the salty taste of betrayal~
On a serious note, 11:59PM EST is the cut off date for Reponses. Judges then will have a day to vote on which answers have the best sot of working.
Posted by starwarsCatwoman stole your Cap Man.Posted by SirHornscatfights?? 😡Posted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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I do think it's funny , the 2 scorp sun and scorp rising approached this way different. We didn't bicker about compliments n shit, we went in for the kill!
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How others perceived it was on them, I was about getting to the point and if that meant using my god given assests, so be it. Not any of us three even suggested that we had sex. Used sexual undertones, sure maybe, but I can only speak for myself, I blantantly did, it's a guy for fuxks sake.
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How others perceived it was on them, I was about getting to the point and if that meant using my god given assests, so be it. Not any of us three even suggested that we had sex. Used sexual undertones, sure maybe, but I can only speak for myself, I blantantly did, it's a guy for fuxks sake.
Posted by SirHornsPosted by starwarsCatwoman stole your Cap Man.Posted by SirHornscatfights?? 😡Posted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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Meow!
Posted by SuperMercurialEh? Pisces Influence? Waa?
This story is definitely about a Cap sun guy with pisces influence which just so happens to be SirHorns himself.
No my story would need red shades, black gloves and me playing therapist for at least 2 people at the same time. While checking my email for work related stuff.
Posted by SuperMercurial...😐Posted by QuantumIt reads to me like it came straight out of an anime.Posted by SirHornsI often question the average DXPers reading comprehension skills and their ability to conceptualize.
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)
Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
Sir Horns specifically designed this to get responses from Sun, Moon, and Ascendants from each sign.click to expand
I'm going to get the Tentacles for you.
Posted by GreenteaRight? Black has Classy, Grey keeps the Pay, Pinstriped is trying to hard.
Gaaaaad, i just hope a Cap man who is about to become a CEO of a company doesn't wear a red tie with roses!!
-Capricorn Dress-Code
Posted by SuperMercurial😢
Here's the thing, I didn't ass kiss, but I'm 100% certain no cap will date me ever.
Posted by ElleDuMondeThe more the trainwreck goes on...😆Posted by AriesLoveThere is nothing sexual about that. He isn't even my type and this is business.....I even have a turtleneck with boring wool slacks on. I didn't even wear my good heels!Posted by ElleDuMondeIdk maybe him leaving a business party, sneaking out the back door and spending the night at the coffee shop with YOU trying to negotiate how much he is worth.Posted by AriesLoveWhere the hell did ypu get anything sexual from that??!!Posted by ForeverlovemeSomeone trying to hold on to their reputation as next CEO and would rather not get sued for sexual harrasment.Posted by ElleDuMondeLove it!! Who can resist coffee and sneaking lol
When he finally gets annoyed with all of these chics coming at him from every angle and feels the need to duck into the coat room to get away from all of you....
That's where I will be. We will sneak out the back door through the kitchen and spend the night chatting at the coffee shop down the street.
Before we call it a night...I will hand him the proposal for the position....and tell him that I suggest he negotiate...they are thirsty and he is worth more.
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I think the fact you didn't hide your face with a serial killer mask is why they think you tried to bang him.
Posted by NoI actually feel bad a bit asking you and Rabbit to judge the answers amongst this chaos.
Posted by AriesLoveThat looks nice.
@Greentea
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
...am I the only one questioning the color of his shoes though?
Posted by starwarstsk, tsk, i think you has forgotten i m fire/earth dom. Virgo being most of my earthy bits with cap merc/saturn Taurus... sooooooo grand earth trine baby!Posted by SirHornsnothing can beat the earth signs connection 😡Posted by starwarsCatwoman stole your Cap Man.Posted by SirHornscatfights?? 😡Posted by ImTheRamThe moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Gona give some tips for this one:
-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
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i still stole the cap man 😛
Posted by AriesLoveRight? It was glorious to watch the crazy happen.Posted by GreenteaI beg to differ they tried to kidnap the poor man
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.
No rose ties..EVER!!click to expand
Posted by starwarsYEAH FIGHTING EVIL WEARING SPANDEX!
@sirhorns whos next to cappies? should the aqua squad get ready?
...*cough*
It will be announced after the winners are chosen.
Posted by SuperMercurialDid it this way to give everyone a chance to respond. Not everyone logs in daily.
Can we cut the rounds shorter? This is getting boring no disrespeck.
I know I don't.
THINK OF THE CAP MEN, Super!
Posted by ElleDuMondeScorps don't play games.
Well, @justagirl said she'd record it for me....but little did I know she slipped her business card up his sleeve....he found my eyes a bit bizarre and when he excused himself to go potty at the starbucks...he never came back 😭
I did fish his tie out of the trash so I could have a souvenir of the experience though. I have it wrapped around my bed post....the smell of vetiver lingering like a hangover 😛
*Claps*
Posted by champrangerInto one of the most amusing train wrecks.Posted by SirHornsYeah, your thread really blossomed 😛Posted by Greentea352 notifications.
Hid to not derail this thread.
SirHorns is gonna come back to a ton of notifications lol
I was going to give them all spankings but then I saw the nonsense.
They're all being shipped to Military school.click to expand
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Hi fellow men of any sign - I keep reading these studies that state men actually prefer asian women for online dating - What do you like? This is meant to be a friendly chat, and in no way is it implying any racial stereotypes or inappropriate comments.
What if it's my luck and I'm blaming others? DAMN that's something to ponder... can't be i'm in my good luck years.
I need volunteers. I need the following: Representatives for the Rising of every sign. (Aries Rising, Pisces Rising, Scorpio Rising etc) Reps for each Sun Sign. Reps for each Moon Sign. Why do I need them? They'll be acting as judges for the nex
to this link Don't type your birthday in the search bar because for some reason it shows up as not existing in the book, even though some do. I guess it's because they're pictures. Not all birthdays show up but many do. Do you agree with yours?
For me it's Pisces, Gemini or Taurus :D
Leo+ Aquarius just split up after 6 years together. Any thoughts?
What's their sign, and if you know what's their Mars and Venus. What is your sun Mars and Venus?
I'm drawing a blank trying to figure out how this combo blends. Does anyone know how a gemini moon / scorpio venus works out with a capricorn moon / gemini venus? It's like both have a serious and lighthearted mix that's switched between the two planets.
Now that Mercury isn't in retrograde anymore, did y'all have any relationship fallouts/ problems when Mercury was in retrograde??
Surprisingly to myself, I have been really into Cap and Virgo men recently. Predominantly with either or both Moon and Venus also in Earth. It's a stretch from my typical preference of Air suns, but the more these two signs get under my skin the more I
...any inputs on this?? ¶ Neptune has moved away from my Saturn but is still very close.. Please give your experiences with Neptune transiting personal planets and your opinions in general (:
So, I know a few sets of twins but a pair of Libra male twins I know very well. They are exact opposites and born seconds apart. How is that possible? Shouldn't they act the same considering their birth chart is identical? 🤔