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Signs of Trails (DXP Astro Game) (Page 2)
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Posted by starwars
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
With lots of bread.
Oprah loves bread.
Oprah likes ranch?
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
I don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.
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Well in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!
Posted by starwars
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
With lots of bread.
Oprah loves bread.
Oprah likes ranch?
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
I don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.
Well in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!
what about the contract sir
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I was fascinated by the ranch and forgot to look at it.
Posted by starwars
"hmmm so there's a snack table"
With lots of bread.
Oprah loves bread.
Oprah likes ranch?
IDK...she doesn't look like she likes fat people ketchup like Rockyroadicecream calls it.
I don't have a clue, I was just trying to make conversations with you, potential CEO.
Well in that case...you get some ranch...they get some ranch...everyone gets ranch!
what about the contract sir
I was fascinated by the ranch and forgot to look at it.
I was able to take your mind off of this bloody boring day at work? SUCH AN HONOR
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Work a Ranch Fountain for my office into the contract and we have a deal.
Posted by Greentea
Gaaaaad, i just hope a Cap man who is about to become a CEO of a company doesn't wear a red tie with roses!!
doubt they would.. LOL
Posted by RumiL
OMG! 13 PAGES :OI will approach him, "excuse me, sir, may I speak with you?"
And then I will ask him about his job, what he likes and dislikes about the current job he's holding and ask him what he desires in a job then...slowly put forward the positive aspects of our job, impress upon a few but be a little balanced about it and mention the little setbacks also.. And again impress upon the position that is vacant for him and how he could benefit... and how we could also benefit based on the things he says about himself.
IN BETWEEN while I see he is getting comfortable, I will offer him snacks and the drink...ask him if he'd like to sit..
Be sincere about it π ..and ask a few other questions like where do you stay?(Caps hate traffic, conveyance problems piss them off even though we never see them complain) Incase his residence is near the office :p
Whether he is showing positive signs of being impressed or not - I will give him necessary contact details in the end..
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That's all I guess π’
Just a dream..back to reality
This actually sounds very realistic, I can see this happening. Wonderful answer RumiL
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Yaaaaaaay .. Thankyouuuuu π
Posted by SuperMercurial
I better not have to deal with non virgo answers with my panel of judges when the time comes. Cap men love compliments.I know they love compliments. I was on a date with a Cap at a restaurant. I told him he always dresses like he's on a front of a magazine. That fool busted out laughing so hard blushing almost fell out his seat. Everybody started looking at our table.
These judges smh! Too many Scorp influences
Okay everyone here's my disclaimer as it relates to compliments & maybe it just depends on who it's coming from. Anyways, acceptable is you look nice, beautiful, cute, pretty whatever. Or I like ____.
Now when I'm in bummy sweatpants and a dirty tshirt from being at work I don't want to hear how sexy I'm looking today...or the people who always have a compliment everytime you see them.
Your guy was laughing and blushing because it's slightly embarrassing lol. Not in a bad way just saying. When I met the scorp guy he kept saying how cute I was and how nice I looked. Honestly I wasn't really dressed up or anything just a nice casual outfit & sandals & the clothes were old. He just seemed shocked or something and I found it quite amusing because he just kept saying how cute I was lol
I never gave him a compliment before. I seen him around church and at my daughters school. He asked me out and that was my first time telling him. But he was happy I took notice because he does everything in style . From his clothes, hair, car, house. He lives for impressions.
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Why do I have this impression of your Cap guy.
JUDGES!!
See my homework...on page 14!!! β‘
Shall I repost??
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
I like the fit, color is just too loud, scream "look at me"!!. What's his moon...does he have an attention whore moon?
Don't let that shyness fool you, attention is what he was going for. Lol. Red naturally attracts people.
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
I like the fit, color is just too loud, scream "look at me"!!. What's his moon...does he have an attention whore moon?
Don't let that shyness fool you, attention is what he was going for. Lol. Red naturally attracts people.
I know he is an attention seeker. He likes to be noticed. He drives an expensive truck that very few people have. He is always talking business or some new idea. He thinks he's a celebrity. All the Caps I know are like this. Well the December Caps I know. I haven't dated any Jan Caps.
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Can't lie, we can be expensive. We like the best.
We feel we work the hardest, so we deserve it. I don't need much, but when I buy something it has to be the highest quality. You get what you pay for.
He seriously needs to rethink his color options, or he's color blind. That outfit is nice, but color is just too much.
It's his thing I guess. Lol.
MEOW.
Serious people need to relax and realize this was all for fun.
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.
No rose ties..EVER!!
Posted by Greentea
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.No rose ties..EVER!!
I beg to differ they tried to kidnap the poor man
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He's probably gonna be CEO, not bcuz of his skills, but bcuz of someone he knows. I'd rather not do business with someone who wears rose ties. Especially red ones.
It scream valet.
Posted by SirHorns
Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it.There's no way this guy has heavy Cap/ Saturn energy in his chart.
Was this whole scenario a riddle? π
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Naturally you lock on to that little detail.
How astute, however this isn't a riddle Lambie.
Sometimes a tie is just a tie~
Posted by Ryoko
I'm confused β’ weren't we playing another game? What happened to it?this is the game thread, that one was to pick the judges.
was that for the judges....I thought those were the players....hmmm soooo when he post a scenario for cancer I would be the judge yes? as the cancer sun rep....and also I can totally answer this question then right!
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Yup. When a sign/planet energy time has come up, all it's representatives will be called.
Posted by SirHorns
Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it.There's no way this guy has heavy Cap/ Saturn energy in his chart.
Was this whole scenario a riddle? π
Naturally you lock on to that little detail.
How astute, however this isn't a riddle Lambie.
Sometimes a tie is just a tie~click to expand
So what you're saying is we'll have ties on the scoreboard?
jk
Posted by Foreverloveme
@SirHorns is anyone allowed to play? Other Caps yes or no? How should we judge? At the end of it once the question expires or how? Would you like the players ranked or just who we choose as winner for this topic?
Anyone but the active judges can send in an answer.
So Team Leo could, if they wanted, to send answers for situations, except the one for Leo, naturally.
If you point out that judges are handicapped that way, well I already had something for mind after all this was said and done.
Posted by SuperMercurial
The judges should have been cap dominants or cap suns though. Since Quantum is a judge, I'll strike up a conversation about coke can dicks.
I said heavy Cap/Saturn energy.
He could a triple Gemini that just has a Saturn in Aquarius trine his big 3, along with a Cap Mars and Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune...
π Have fun trying seduce-I mean chat with him.
Posted by Nevermore
Soooo.. do I have to guess it or playing along?
You can play if you want, but you're not required to do anything until your tagged to Judge a situation.
Posted by HappyCapper
I assume caps can't play this instance of the game...? My fingers want to write stuff.π
Anyone can play but the judges...and myself of course.
Go for it!
Posted by SuperMercurial
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!@starwars @arieslove
I need a competitor first.
you sure need a competitor! i cant be one since im 10 steps ahead π
Got her azz!
Yet you were mentioned as one but not by me.
Fall back 10 steps.
and still ahead of the game whoooot!
I guess that's why OP questioned you....right
OP isn't one of the judges either (Γ’ββ¬βΒΏβΒΏΓ’ββ¬)
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Op was summoned because and Aries and Virgo chick mentioned him.
...and it wasn't the ones I normally have banter with. Hm.
"Can I help you ladies?" π
Posted by Scorpioluver
I agree with arieslove and I am a cap. Caps and certain Scorps dress impeccably so noticing the detail of style will get him to comment. Since you both work together, move into a chat about careers and goals ( that always impresses me). He would be a challenge to engage but once you find a common interest, he should open up. If you are standing near a snack table, there is no harm in offering him a drink/ snack. I didn't see any thing in the quest that said what the sex of the player is so making advances isn't part of the sitch. Most cappies like being complimenting on their attributes and intellect.As I read it, it's a guy.
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Yes, he is a male.
Posted by SuperMercurial
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!@starwars @arieslove
No. We don't. No drama please
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I just imagined it went to Jerry Springer level cat fighting and the Cap just leaving the wall, while everyone else at the mixer watch them.
Posted by HappyCapper
I assume caps can't play this instance of the game...? My fingers want to write stuff.πAnyone can play but the judges...and myself of course.
Go for it!
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Great! ...because I already did.π
Posted by SirHorns
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
*smirk*
while all these other ladies are fighting over him, i slowly approach, not saying a word, reach out and lightly play with his tie, small smile on my lips, mischievous glint in my eye and whisper " what wonderful things one could do with a tie such as this." keep eye contact for a moment, then lightly touch his hand, i introduce myself. After our brief interaction, i too glance at my watch and have to let him know that saddly we must part ways as i have a pressing engagement for a business adventure. But perhaps, him and i can continue our discussion when we have more time. As i approach the door, i glance back and see him staring my way, i smile knowingly, he is intrigued.. or thinks im a pyscho, neither he can resist! I then reach into my pocket and glance at the item i am holding, a designers mens watch, oh i know he will be in contact, he glances at his bare wrist and quickly looks up, but alas i am gone- poof.
Meow!
Signed, Selina Kyle
π
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Pickpocket the Cap.
I just had to comment on this one. π
Posted by SirHorns
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
*smirk*
while all these other ladies are fighting over him, i slowly approach, not saying a word, reach out and lightly play with his tie, small smile on my lips, mischievous glint in my eye and whisper " what wonderful things one could do with a tie such as this." keep eye contact for a moment, then lightly touch his hand, i introduce myself. After our brief interaction, i too glance at my watch and have to let him know that saddly we must part ways as i have a pressing engagement for a business adventure. But perhaps, him and i can continue our discussion when we have more time. As i approach the door, i glance back and see him staring my way, i smile knowingly, he is intrigued.. or thinks im a pyscho, neither he can resist! I then reach into my pocket and glance at the item i am holding, a designers mens watch, oh i know he will be in contact, he glances at his bare wrist and quickly looks up, but alas i am gone- poof.
Meow!
Signed, Selina Kyle
π
Pickpocket the Cap.
I just had to comment on this one. πclick to expand
π
Posted by SuperMercurial
oh my god guys I got it! Both of you should work for the same company and fight over him. Caps love that!@starwars @arieslove
No. We don't. No drama please
I just imagined it went to Jerry Springer level cat fighting and the Cap just leaving the wall, while everyone else at the mixer watch them.
I saved him! We snuck out the back door like thieves in the night π
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Which minion did you have record the fight before you "escorted" him away?
Posted by ImTheRam
Gona give some tips for this one:-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.
The moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
π
Posted by Scorpioluver
I think it's open to everyone and the judges pick the winners. He collected all the signs ( the earlier thread) for judges I believe. I might be wrong but that's the way it looked to me.
Just about collected them all. Spots are still open.
Just started the game since we would have all died of old age waiting for Taurus and Aqua moons to show up to play.
Posted by ElleDuMonde
Well, @justagirl said she'd record it for me....but little did I know she slipped her business card up his sleeve....he found my eyes a bit bizarre and when he excused himself to go potty at the starbucks...he never came back πI did fish his tie out of the trash so I could have a souvenir of the experience though. I have it wrapped around my bed post....the smell of vetiver lingering like a hangover π
Ahh so that is where the tie ended up!
Hehe
Posted by Foreverloveme
@SirHorns is anyone allowed to play? Other Caps yes or no? How should we judge? At the end of it once the question expires or how? Would you like the players ranked or just who we choose as winner for this topic?I don't know if I was suppose to play or not I just felt like it lol.
But I notice some people are submitting answers after you have critiqued the ones already out there. So maybe judging should have began on the last day. Idk?
I think anyone can play π
Anyone except judges?Γ°ΕΈΒ€β lol. I was trying to do you a favor, but have it your way since you don't want my help. Starwars has just fallen 3 spots on the leader board due to the Caps being allowed to participate Ε lol I kid, I'm only teasing
hahaha! I was thinking of starting a dramatic thread on the cap board so they could leave! π‘
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Like that would work. We'd all probs just let it sit there.
Posted by Greentea
Hid to not derail this thread.SirHorns is gonna come back to a ton of notifications lol
352 notifications.
I was going to give them all spankings but then I saw the nonsense.
They're all being shipped to Military school.
Posted by ImTheRam
Gona give some tips for this one:-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.The moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
πMan...my Cap Rising had to step in and i was bored...lool
My brother is also a Cap, like i told you...man i had to...
π
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Yeah men, I hear that.
These answers amused me greatly.
Posted by starwars
so who are the winners? I hope sirhorns loses this round
I actually win cause MY THREAD.
Plus could just end it here, with you all teased with victory and instead given the salty taste of betrayal~
On a serious note, 11:59PM EST is the cut off date for Reponses. Judges then will have a day to vote on which answers have the best sot of working.
Posted by ImTheRam
Gona give some tips for this one:-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.The moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
πcatfights?? π‘
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Catwoman stole your Cap Man.
I do think it's funny , the 2 scorp sun and scorp rising approached this way different. We didn't bicker about compliments n shit, we went in for the kill!
π
How others perceived it was on them, I was about getting to the point and if that meant using my god given assests, so be it. Not any of us three even suggested that we had sex. Used sexual undertones, sure maybe, but I can only speak for myself, I blantantly did, it's a guy for fuxks sake.
Posted by ImTheRam
Gona give some tips for this one:-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.The moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
πcatfights?? π‘
Catwoman stole your Cap Man.
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Meow!
Posted by SuperMercurial
This story is definitely about a Cap sun guy with pisces influence which just so happens to be SirHorns himself.
Eh? Pisces Influence? Waa?
No my story would need red shades, black gloves and me playing therapist for at least 2 people at the same time. While checking my email for work related stuff.
Posted by SirHorns
Situation #1: (Target: Saturian/Capricorn heavy influence)Details: [Your mission is simple, your target is a man with heavy Capricorn/Saturn energy in his chart. You're encountering him in work social mixer event. Your superiors want to win him over since he's rumored to be the next CEO of the company your superiors want a score a deal with. You catch site of him standing with his back against the nearest wall, arms crossed and a neutral expression on his face. Wearing gray designer suit with oddly enough a red tie with a rose design on it. He's of average height and build, Caucasian, brown eyes and sandy hair. He's near a table that has a few snacks and aside from giving a few glances at his watch (yes even in the Iphone age...), he doesn't seem to be planning to move from his spot anytime soon.]
You have until June 13th 11:59PM EST to submit answers.
Your judges will be the following users: [ @Quantum / @Foreverloveme / @No ]
I often question the average DXPers reading comprehension skills and their ability to conceptualize.
Sir Horns specifically designed this to get responses from Sun, Moon, and Ascendants from each sign.
It reads to me like it came straight out of an anime.
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...π
I'm going to get the Tentacles for you.
Posted by Greentea
Gaaaaad, i just hope a Cap man who is about to become a CEO of a company doesn't wear a red tie with roses!!
Right? Black has Classy, Grey keeps the Pay, Pinstriped is trying to hard.
-Capricorn Dress-Code
Posted by SuperMercurial
Here's the thing, I didn't ass kiss, but I'm 100% certain no cap will date me ever.
π’
Posted by ElleDuMonde
When he finally gets annoyed with all of these chics coming at him from every angle and feels the need to duck into the coat room to get away from all of you....That's where I will be. We will sneak out the back door through the kitchen and spend the night chatting at the coffee shop down the street.
Before we call it a night...I will hand him the proposal for the position....and tell him that I suggest he negotiate...they are thirsty and he is worth more.
Boom. Sorted.
Love it!! Who can resist coffee and sneaking lol
Someone trying to hold on to their reputation as next CEO and would rather not get sued for sexual harrasment.
Where the hell did ypu get anything sexual from that??!!
Idk maybe him leaving a business party, sneaking out the back door and spending the night at the coffee shop with YOU trying to negotiate how much he is worth.
There is nothing sexual about that. He isn't even my type and this is business.....I even have a turtleneck with boring wool slacks on. I didn't even wear my good heels!
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The more the trainwreck goes on...π
I think the fact you didn't hide your face with a serial killer mask is why they think you tried to bang him.
I actually feel bad a bit asking you and Rabbit to judge the answers amongst this chaos.
Lol no that's your thinking...I was shooting for this
That looks nice.
...am I the only one questioning the color of his shoes though?
Posted by ImTheRam
Gona give some tips for this one:-Aproach him and say someting like "Are you in a hurry?"
-He will ask why..and you say the clock thing..
-Remove him from the idea of work.
-To do that...be funny smart..wich means you need a good sense of humor to let is guard down.
-After some casual conversation, and when you got him, ask him if he really wants to do that work thing.
-Boast him, and tell him that he will know wich decision his best for him.
-Say you need to go..because you are also in a hurry.
-Wait for it....and you have his number.The moment the Aries Men gives advice at "possibly seducing' a Cap Man.
Where did we go wrong? First catfights between Virgins and Rams, now this.
πcatfights?? π‘
Catwoman stole your Cap Man.
nothing can beat the earth signs connection π‘
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tsk, tsk, i think you has forgotten i m fire/earth dom. Virgo being most of my earthy bits with cap merc/saturn Taurus... sooooooo grand earth trine baby!
i still stole the cap man π
Posted by Greentea
He wore it to attracts the ladies... it wasn't working so he was bored. Lol.No rose ties..EVER!!
I beg to differ they tried to kidnap the poor man
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Right? It was glorious to watch the crazy happen.
Posted by starwars
@sirhorns whos next to cappies? should the aqua squad get ready?
YEAH FIGHTING EVIL WEARING SPANDEX!
...*cough*
It will be announced after the winners are chosen.
Posted by SuperMercurial
Can we cut the rounds shorter? This is getting boring no disrespeck.
Did it this way to give everyone a chance to respond. Not everyone logs in daily.
I know I don't.
THINK OF THE CAP MEN, Super!
Posted by ElleDuMonde
Well, @justagirl said she'd record it for me....but little did I know she slipped her business card up his sleeve....he found my eyes a bit bizarre and when he excused himself to go potty at the starbucks...he never came back πI did fish his tie out of the trash so I could have a souvenir of the experience though. I have it wrapped around my bed post....the smell of vetiver lingering like a hangover π
Scorps don't play games.
*Claps*
Posted by Greentea
Hid to not derail this thread.SirHorns is gonna come back to a ton of notifications lol
352 notifications.
I was going to give them all spankings but then I saw the nonsense.
They're all being shipped to Military school.Yeah, your thread really blossomed π
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Into one of the most amusing train wrecks.
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What small companies have you worked for. All big business CFO's don't deal with that.