
SelenaKyle
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Posted by ElleDuMondePosted by justagirllol....I wasn't going to burst her bubble. 😛Posted by AriesLovePosted by ElleDuMondeNo I step on people's toes and they won't let it go. And I don't back down when I feel I'm right. You are astrology illiterate.
....and I"m not dogging the virgos either! 😭
You just don't let things go and that is NOT an Aries thing.
None of this is relevant to the game....lol
You saying that to Elle is hilarious....click to expand

Posted by RyokoYes I do. *sniff*Posted by HappyCapperAnd you call yourself a Capricorn?... Pull yourself together!Posted by RyokoThere is tragedy. Fact is, it's so tragic that I couldn't even write about it; it was just too...*sob*...hard. *breaks down in tears*Posted by HappyCapperI don't like happy endings. There needs to be a tragedyPosted by RyokoSo I'm last in your eyes? What part of fool proof, happy ending and no force feed don't you get?😉Posted by HappyCapperŠ€ eliminate the other contestants and you win
@Ryoko
And mine! Fool proof, is what it was. And with such a happy ending.
And I did not force feed him!click to expand

Posted by starwarsWhat page is your story on?
i just hope you can all notice how i am focused in the game and nothing else. how persistent and cool i am.
thank you 😏

Posted by starwarsYou didn't kill off anyone in your story though, you piggy backed on killing G, there's no piggy backing....Posted by Greentea61Posted by starwarsWhat page is your story on?
i just hope you can all notice how i am focused in the game and nothing else. how persistent and cool i am.
thank you 😏click to expand

Posted by starwarsCan you kill off AriesLove instead?Posted by Greentea61Posted by starwarsWhat page is your story on?
i just hope you can all notice how i am focused in the game and nothing else. how persistent and cool i am.
thank you 😏click to expand

Posted by themagnetorebornGood. That means you'll give me the win.😄Posted by Greentea: ) I would have let you passed if you kept staring into my eyes.
@themagnetorborn @RumiL @ryoko @SirHorns
*sits down at desk, opened package and read instructions*
I pick up my phone to make a call to a dear friend and local baker.
Baker: Hello GT
Me: Hi Bob, I need a favor...I need you to make me "the usual", and I knkw it's short notice but I need it by tomorrow please.
B: Oh.."the usual"?....another job?
M: Yes, I need it just in case....can I be there by 10 am to pick it up?
B: It'll be here waiting for you love.
M: Thanks Bob, you're always there when I need you. See you in the morning.
*gets to location, scopes out body guard outside the front door. I walk up to Scorpio man and introduce myself, let him know I have medication and special instructions for Trisha (politician)
Body guard: does she know you?
Me: yes, we've worked together before in the past....May I? As I try to walk past him, he grabs my arm.. "I need to see what's in the bag ma'am."
I turn my head towards him, and we're staring into each others eyes, at this point I'm not sure whether he wants to hurt me or fuk me.
*thinking to myself* (Hurry GT, think, he cannot see what's in the package)
I suddenly look passed him, flash a big smile and said "Hi George, can you help me out here!?" He looks in that direction, and sees no one. As he turns back to face ms, I squeeze lemon juice into his eyeballs. He let's go of my arm, amd I bolt for Trisha's office, he comes chasing after me as he's moaning in pain and rubbing his eyes... (oh shit..he's still after me)..."luckily" I had a small bottle of olive oil in my purse and released the contents all over the floor.
I giggled at myself for a moment while watching him slip amd slide all over the place. But back to business...
Hm... Pass / Fail..
Fail - I take my job seriously.click to expand

Posted by themagnetorebornDo you really think either one of us would have gotten the job done if I did that?... I had to look away.Posted by Greentea: ) I would have let you passed if you kept staring into my eyes.
@themagnetorborn @RumiL @ryoko @SirHorns
*sits down at desk, opened package and read instructions*
I pick up my phone to make a call to a dear friend and local baker.
Baker: Hello GT
Me: Hi Bob, I need a favor...I need you to make me "the usual", and I knkw it's short notice but I need it by tomorrow please.
B: Oh.."the usual"?....another job?
M: Yes, I need it just in case....can I be there by 10 am to pick it up?
B: It'll be here waiting for you love.
M: Thanks Bob, you're always there when I need you. See you in the morning.
*gets to location, scopes out body guard outside the front door. I walk up to Scorpio man and introduce myself, let him know I have medication and special instructions for Trisha (politician)
Body guard: does she know you?
Me: yes, we've worked together before in the past....May I? As I try to walk past him, he grabs my arm.. "I need to see what's in the bag ma'am."
I turn my head towards him, and we're staring into each others eyes, at this point I'm not sure whether he wants to hurt me or fuk me.
*thinking to myself* (Hurry GT, think, he cannot see what's in the package)
I suddenly look passed him, flash a big smile and said "Hi George, can you help me out here!?" He looks in that direction, and sees no one. As he turns back to face ms, I squeeze lemon juice into his eyeballs. He let's go of my arm, amd I bolt for Trisha's office, he comes chasing after me as he's moaning in pain and rubbing his eyes... (oh shit..he's still after me)..."luckily" I had a small bottle of olive oil in my purse and released the contents all over the floor.
I giggled at myself for a moment while watching him slip amd slide all over the place. But back to business...
Hm... Pass / Fail..
Fail - I take my job seriously.click to expand

Posted by starwarsLOL oops!
@themagnetorborn
btw youre not allowed to post your top3 best answers in here , you should PM sirhorn


Posted by AriesLoveEveryone except for the current judges and SirHorns are allowed to compete. As I understand it, anyway.Posted by GetMistedI thought you couldn't play the game if you were that Sun SignPosted by AriesLoveAnd?Posted by themagnetorebornI questioned that too because he is a Scorpio.
Wait. So what am I judging again?
And why is GetMisted nominated as one of the winners?
I'm on the Leo panel... Not Scorpio.click to expand

Posted by HappyCapperthat's how i understood it as well.Posted by AriesLoveEveryone except for the current judges and SirHorns are allowed to compete. As I understand it, anyway.Posted by GetMistedI thought you couldn't play the game if you were that Sun SignPosted by AriesLoveAnd?Posted by themagnetorebornI questioned that too because he is a Scorpio.
Wait. So what am I judging again?
And why is GetMisted nominated as one of the winners?
I'm on the Leo panel... Not Scorpio.click to expand
Posted by AriesLoveYes. According to:Posted by HappyCapperI'm not sure, it was questioned on the last one. But @HappyCapper you played the last round right?Posted by AriesLoveEveryone except for the current judges and SirHorns are allowed to compete. As I understand it, anyway.Posted by GetMistedI thought you couldn't play the game if you were that Sun SignPosted by AriesLoveAnd?Posted by themagnetorebornI questioned that too because he is a Scorpio.
Wait. So what am I judging again?
And why is GetMisted nominated as one of the winners?
I'm on the Leo panel... Not Scorpio.
Posted by SirHornsPosted by HappyCapperAnyone can play but the judges...and myself of course.
I assume caps can't play this instance of the game...? My fingers want to write stuff.😭
Go for it!click to expand



Posted by champrangerIt's still going. i believe we have until the night of 16th to sumbit our answers lol
So who won? Was Dazed really eliminated? 😱

Posted by champrangerYou have till 6/16/2016 11:59PM EST to reply.
So who won? Was Dazed really eliminated? 😱

Posted by SirHornsYes we have until ^^
Situation #2: (Target has heavy Pluto Energy/Scorpio Influence)
[Details: Your mission is as follows: You need to deliver a package (its medicine and a card) to a high profile female politician. However, she’s almost impossible to reach due to her very intense bodyguard. Keeping any and all at least arm’s length away from her. He has the burly scorpion build and despite being around average height, wearing a black suit. He didn’t hesitate to get between her and back of reports who all backed stepped as soon as they locked eyes with him. A couple of reports going so far as to hold up there hand and tell him “Whoa, whoa, we just want an interview man. Don’t you respect the freedom of the press?” He simply glared before telling them they can email her questions and that they’re getting an interview.
Find a way to convince the bodyguard to let you deliver the package to her.
Judges: @themanetoreborn @Ryoko @ RumiL
You have till 6/16/2016 11:59PM EST to reply.

Posted by ForeverlovemeIt's all good boo. 🙂
@Greentea sorry for asking a question lol...next time I'll make a separate thread...I see I missed alot lol. It really wasn't that serious.

Posted by AriesLovePosted by GreenteaObviously others don't know as well. Judges, nor playersPosted by ForeverlovemeIt's all good boo. 🙂
@Greentea sorry for asking a question lol...next time I'll make a separate thread...I see I missed alot lol. It really wasn't that serious.
Miss Analytical over there trying to check me when she doesn't even know the rules of the game.
OP doesn't know his pronouns
And you don't know the difference between a Goat and Ramclick to expand


The user who posted this message has hidden it.Ya, you got it. You're not so stupid afterall.

Posted by AriesLoveYes, we've already gone over this. ^^^^ answeredPosted by GreenteaOh A $ $ up Face down Goat style!Posted by AriesLovePosted by GreenteaObviously others don't know as well. Judges, nor playersPosted by ForeverlovemeIt's all good boo. 🙂
@Greentea sorry for asking a question lol...next time I'll make a separate thread...I see I missed alot lol. It really wasn't that serious.
Miss Analytical over there trying to check me when she doesn't even know the rules of the game.
OP doesn't know his pronouns
And you don't know the difference between a Goat and Ramclick to expand

Posted by AriesLoveOh I do know the difference between a Goat and a ram.Posted by GreenteaMy head stays up. So I can't relate.Posted by AriesLoveYes, we've already gone over this. ^^^^ answeredPosted by GreenteaOh A $ $ up Face down Goat style!Posted by AriesLovePosted by GreenteaObviously others don't know as well. Judges, nor playersPosted by ForeverlovemeIt's all good boo. 🙂
@Greentea sorry for asking a question lol...next time I'll make a separate thread...I see I missed alot lol. It really wasn't that serious.
Miss Analytical over there trying to check me when she doesn't even know the rules of the game.
OP doesn't know his pronouns
And you don't know the difference between a Goat and Ram
Funny how you got that one quick though.
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Posted by RyokoAh, I see you haven't heard of the capricorn stare. It's so cold and boring that we can make anyone do anything, just threatening with it. Oh yes, those pools of yours will freeze into ice skate rinks and your soul will desperately hang on to any sag or leo in the vicinity to keep from the slow and torturous death of boredom if you don't give in. Yup. *nods knowingly*Posted by HappyCapperYou can't out-stare a scorpio, trust me. My eyes are black pools of oblivion.Posted by RyokoYes I do. *sniff*Posted by HappyCapperAnd you call yourself a Capricorn?... Pull yourself together!Posted by RyokoThere is tragedy. Fact is, it's so tragic that I couldn't even write about it; it was just too...*sob*...hard. *breaks down in tears*Posted by HappyCapperI don't like happy endings. There needs to be a tragedyPosted by RyokoSo I'm last in your eyes? What part of fool proof, happy ending and no force feed don't you get?😉Posted by HappyCapperŠ€ eliminate the other contestants and you win
@Ryoko
And mine! Fool proof, is what it was. And with such a happy ending.
And I did not force feed him!
Ahwlwrite! Just give me the friggin win, already! Grrrrr *out stares Ryoko into giving HappyCapper the win*click to expand
Posted by RyokoSo it's scorpio with capricorn energies vs. capricorn with scorpio energies? May the best woman win. 😏 But just so you know: I can bore anyone to death - it's kinda my thing.Posted by HappyCapperI have a strong Capricorn energy about me. Capricorn rising and Saturn in the first house. My scorpio stellium is in the 10th house (traditionally ruled by Capricorn)Posted by RyokoAh, I see you haven't heard of the capricorn stare. It's so cold and boring that we can make anyone do anything, just threatening with it. Oh yes, those pools of yours will freeze into ice skate rinks and your soul will desperately hang on to any sag or leo in the vicinity to keep from the slow and torturous death of boredom if you don't give in. Yup. *nods knowingly*Posted by HappyCapperYou can't out-stare a scorpio, trust me. My eyes are black pools of oblivion.Posted by RyokoYes I do. *sniff*Posted by HappyCapperAnd you call yourself a Capricorn?... Pull yourself together!Posted by RyokoThere is tragedy. Fact is, it's so tragic that I couldn't even write about it; it was just too...*sob*...hard. *breaks down in tears*Posted by HappyCapperI don't like happy endings. There needs to be a tragedyPosted by RyokoSo I'm last in your eyes? What part of fool proof, happy ending and no force feed don't you get?😉Posted by HappyCapperŠ€ eliminate the other contestants and you win
@Ryoko
And mine! Fool proof, is what it was. And with such a happy ending.
And I did not force feed him!
Ahwlwrite! Just give me the friggin win, already! Grrrrr *out stares Ryoko into giving HappyCapper the win*
I reek of Capricorn--you cannot bore me to deathclick to expand

Posted by themagnetorebornNo. Weren't you listening? Cap fight.😏
Cat fight?

Posted by RyokoHonestly, since he's probably paid well AND he's responsible for protecting this lady from attacks on her life, I doubt anything other than fear of losing said job, a bribe actually worth his time, or doing a favor for someone he considers a friend, would make him let anyone pass.Posted by kbear1988A lot of ppl are going for the distract and sneak in method
@SirHorns @themanetoreborn @Ryoko @RumiL
I’ll wait right here
Nurse: Hello sir, I need to get pass to give this package to the congresswoman
BG(Bodygard): Yeah, and who are you?
Nurse: Anne.
BG: And whose that?
Nurse: The nurse.
BG: Does she know you’re coming?
Nurse: yes.
BG: One second (pages her) she doesn’t recognize your name.
Nurse: I’m her nurse, I’m delivering medicine to her, she’s sick, she doesn’t know what she needs. If I don’t give this to her, she can die, you want that on you.
BG: You can’t go in without an appointment.
Nurse: Wait a second, wait one second, what do you mean I can’t go in.
BG: I can’t let you pass.
Nurse: Wait a minute, I’m a nurse, listen to me, I’m THE nurse
Nurse: Who do you work for?
BG: Her.
Nurse: No who hired you ?
BG: I work for that lady.
Nurse: She personally hired you? I want the name of your company.
Bg: Fine I don’t care, bg inc.
Nurse: And your boss name?
BG: John Smith.
Nurse: And how long have you be working for John smith?
BG: Five years.
Nurse: Oh you won’t be working for him another day.
BG: Whatever, You still w…
Nurse: Shut up I don’t want to talk to you anymore
BG: It’s not going…!
Nurse: Shut..up, hello Mr. Smith, yes, I’m a nurse, and it was sent by her doctor, she’s really sick, and your employee seems not to understand the severity of the matter. Can you please..
BG: Maam, I’m in charge.
Nurse: Will you shut up already!!…. sorry sir, I will not talk to this man anymore, can you please get in touch with her, and let her know that I’m here, and need to see her. And while you’re at it, can I talk about the disrespect I received today from your employee. Making me stand in the hot sun, keeping me from…..
And while my Scorpio mother distracts the bodyguard, I silently slip in behind them and deliver the package myself.click to expand
Posted by RyokoNot so sure. Imagine peoples faces when they scratch the Gemini surface and find an 8th house Capricorn... It ain't pretty.Posted by HappyCapper¢ you've got me beat there... Wish I had that rising instead of eternal bitch face
@Ryoko
LOL Yup😄
So do I, actually. I don't know what I would have done without my gemini rising, tbh.click to expand
Posted by RyokoExactly. It's like they think they have you figured out, and then you have the audacity to to suddenly become someone else. It's all good at parties and stuff; I do well with my gem rising, and my sag venus also makes an appearance. But in other situations, like in the workplace, it can be pretty bad.Posted by HappyCapperHmm... I can relate somewhat. My neptune is right on my ascendant so people tend to view me as whatever they want me to be. For example: a sweet sweet girl but the moment I'm sarcastic... These people have strokes lolPosted by RyokoNot so sure. Imagine peoples faces when they scratch the Gemini surface and find an 8th house Capricorn... It ain't pretty.Posted by HappyCapper¢ you've got me beat there... Wish I had that rising instead of eternal bitch face
@Ryoko
LOL Yup😄
So do I, actually. I don't know what I would have done without my gemini rising, tbh.
I actually got in trouble at work once (old work place) where my imposed image was that of a sweet girl and I guess I said something sarcastic (i swear it wasn't anything bad or offensive)---i don't even know what I said because she wouldn't tell me what it was. Anyways, it was ok for others to be themselves and sarcastic but i say one thing and everyone is butthurt. Puuuhhhlllleeease!click to expand
Posted by ElleDuMondeYou did? I totally missed that. Congrats!🙂Posted by starwarsI won again! You didn't read all the pages!
who won?click to expand
Posted by ElleDuMondeYou really are!😄Posted by HappyCapperThanks!Posted by ElleDuMondeYou did? I totally missed that. Congrats!🙂Posted by starwarsI won again! You didn't read all the pages!
who won?
I'm on FYAH!click to expand
Posted by ElleDuMondeInvisible ink? Ah. Yeah, that, I did not look for.Posted by HappyCapperIt's written in invisible ink......come on, hades capricorn......get with the program! 😛Posted by ElleDuMondeYou really are!😄Posted by HappyCapperThanks!Posted by ElleDuMondeYou did? I totally missed that. Congrats!🙂Posted by starwarsI won again! You didn't read all the pages!
who won?
I'm on FYAH!
So, I told you to compete...why, again— *smh* Jk.
May I ask, where was that announced? Is there a new challenge? I thought i read everything. Damn!click to expand
Posted by InstantkarmaOoo! That may just have been the first time anyone called me that. Cool!😄 Must be my gem moon showing.😛Posted by HappyCapperPosted by ElleDuMondeInvisible ink? Ah. Yeah, that, I did not look for.Posted by HappyCapperIt's written in invisible ink......come on, hades capricorn......get with the program! 😛Posted by ElleDuMondeYou really are!😄Posted by HappyCapperThanks!Posted by ElleDuMondeYou did? I totally missed that. Congrats!🙂Posted by starwarsI won again! You didn't read all the pages!
who won?
I'm on FYAH!
So, I told you to compete...why, again— *smh* Jk.
May I ask, where was that announced? Is there a new challenge? I thought i read everything. Damn!
El Bastardo!😛
Are you sure you are a Gem moon?😄
Naive!
Smh
:-pclick to expand

Posted by Instantkarma*Looks down* It is? OH! You mean my rising sign?
@SirHorns
Are you out partying?
Your Aries is showing :-p

Posted by AriesLoveJust need @Ryoko 's top 3 picks and it will be announced.
Announcing the winners anytime soon?!?

Posted by InstantkarmaNow my Cap is showing? *Looks around, goes to a restroom and comes back out 1 minute later* Is it still showing? They told me in middle school it wouldn't be noticeable! LIARS!Posted by SirHornsLooks down— Oh Lord No!Posted by Instantkarma*Looks down* It is? OH! You mean my rising sign?
@SirHorns
Are you out partying?
Your Aries is showing :-p
Or do I own an Aries? Which?
Aanndd
Own an Aries😡
Lol
Now your Cap is showing 😛
Ok don't go searching for it now.
@ryoko you are wanted here😄click to expand

Posted by ElleDuMondeSpreadsheets help keep us within budget.
tsk tsk.....an Aries moon that is late to vote! 😭
her cap is showing.
she probably has a spreadsheet.

Posted by ElleDuMondeLots of folks have crazy as a kink now, Elle.Posted by SirHornsthere is no such thing as a sexy scorpio stare.Posted by ElleDuMondeSpreadsheets help keep us within budget.
tsk tsk.....an Aries moon that is late to vote! 😭
her cap is showing.
she probably has a spreadsheet.
Not all of us can use Crazy sexy Scorpio Stare TM to make people invest and write grants as if they write enough, they'll get you guys or you'll guys will choose them as prey to play with.
it's more like a creepy crazed woman stare and they just drop whatever it is that I want.............and run 😄click to expand

Posted by InstantkarmaYou're a double Gem, right? It does. Gotta keep the mind mentally charged to keep the interest. Right?Posted by SirHornsPosted by InstantkarmaNow my Cap is showing? *Looks around, goes to a restroom and comes back out 1 minute later* Is it still showing? They told me in middle school it wouldn't be noticeable! LIARS!Posted by SirHornsLooks down— Oh Lord No!Posted by Instantkarma*Looks down* It is? OH! You mean my rising sign?
@SirHorns
Are you out partying?
Your Aries is showing :-p
Or do I own an Aries? Which?
Aanndd
Own an Aries😡
Lol
Now your Cap is showing 😛
Ok don't go searching for it now.
@ryoko you are wanted here😄
Owning an Aries is easy really, you just let do whatever and just tell them they can crash at your house and have their mail come to your place. Then see how long it takes before they catch on they've been in a relationship for years...
😆
Aries guys are not difficult to get. I don't think any guy is difficult to get or keep :-)
Not being arrogant or anything ,just never found any difficult in that. For me the difficulty lies in not losing MY interest, if that makes any sense 😢click to expand

Posted by InstantkarmaThe bull Moon should slow you down, though. 😆 1st house stellium? Nice! You make it clear who you are to the world! Which planets are involved?Posted by SirHornsPosted by InstantkarmaYou're a double Gem, right? It does. Gotta keep the mind mentally charged to keep the interest. Right?Posted by SirHornsPosted by InstantkarmaNow my Cap is showing? *Looks around, goes to a restroom and comes back out 1 minute later* Is it still showing? They told me in middle school it wouldn't be noticeable! LIARS!Posted by SirHornsLooks down— Oh Lord No!Posted by Instantkarma*Looks down* It is? OH! You mean my rising sign?
@SirHorns
Are you out partying?
Your Aries is showing :-p
Or do I own an Aries? Which?
Aanndd
Own an Aries😡
Lol
Now your Cap is showing 😛
Ok don't go searching for it now.
@ryoko you are wanted here😄
Owning an Aries is easy really, you just let do whatever and just tell them they can crash at your house and have their mail come to your place. Then see how long it takes before they catch on they've been in a relationship for years...
😆
Aries guys are not difficult to get. I don't think any guy is difficult to get or keep :-)
Not being arrogant or anything ,just never found any difficult in that. For me the difficulty lies in not losing MY interest, if that makes any sense 😢
Gem Sun and mercury! Taurus moon and rising!
Yeah, you are right! Mental stimulation is a must. And I have a stellium in my first house.Doesn't help my case.click to expand

Posted by Instantkarma*highfives* Handling Business. Bull Moons unite!
Bull doesn't slow me down even a bit! But I do finish what I start😄 Other than that I have to fight against a materialistic side of me. It is a constant battle between craving knowledge and increasing my earning potential.
All my personals except Mars are in first house!!
Having a packed first house is great,love that energy! Do you have a stellium?

Posted by starwars*Pats*Posted by SirHorns1. starwarsPosted by AriesLoveJust need @Ryoko 's top 3 picks and it will be announced.
Announcing the winners anytime soon?!?
As for master posts, they'll be a thing from Situation 3 onward.
2. starwars
3. starwarsclick to expand
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