Why you should surrender to me instead of KissMe

This topic was created in the Astrology forum by SirHorns on Wednesday, July 13, 2016 and has 13 replies.

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@SirHorns
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First off, surrendering would really just be working for me.

My credentials: I have Jupiter in my 6th house. Read what they say about employers who have this placements and how they treat their employees.

All my minions-I mean workers get the following benefits:

-Lag free internet

-Catered Lunches

- 30 minutes breaks.

- Also special deals with various companies selling insurances and medical coverage due to the fact I'll seduce them with astro-predictions that make them bank.

-Plus everyone will get a cut of the profits made of the new world law that will passed in 2017.

[The law is charging $ 1 every-time some generalizes a sun sign with their whining.]

Oh...you get vacation days, mental heath day AND a pension plan.

So anyone wanna work for team RefinedDominance? (RD)

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@nando2002
10 Years

I like that. I give you my IBAN and you start filling it.

With my planets placement you will realize am working for you from aboard so you don't have to worry

You'll get rich as long as you keep the money flowing into my IBA.

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Posted by nando2002
I like that. I give you my IBAN and you start filling it.

With my planets placement you will realize am working for you from aboard so you don't have to worry

You'll get rich as long as you keep the money flowing into my IBA.

Aboard? Letting you if we tried sending you food we'll have at the office, it most likely won't be fresh by the time it reaches you.

Also which sun sign are you? Whenever people bitch about it, you'll get $ 1

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Posted by TaurusinTexas
this is pretty tempting deal.......... I have Jupiter in the 6th as well, so I know what I'm getting into here..... 😄 Hmmm decisions, decisions....

Just imagine it...lag free web suffering with a blue berry muffin to your left and a glazed donut to you right...😈

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Posted by SirHorns

Posted by nando2002
I like that. I give you my IBAN and you start filling it.

With my planets placement you will realize am working for you from aboard so you don't have to worry

You'll get rich as long as you keep the money flowing into my IBA.

Aboard? Letting you if we tried sending you food we'll have at the office, it most likely won't be fresh by the time it reaches you.

Also which sun sign are you? Whenever people bitch about it, you'll get $ 1

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You don't send food. You send money so I can exchange here for food.

That way you avoid expenses with shipping

Am Capricorn sun.

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@SirHorns
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Posted by nando2002

Posted by SirHorns

Posted by nando2002
I like that. I give you my IBAN and you start filling it.

With my planets placement you will realize am working for you from aboard so you don't have to worry

You'll get rich as long as you keep the money flowing into my IBA.

Aboard? Letting you if we tried sending you food we'll have at the office, it most likely won't be fresh by the time it reaches you.

Also which sun sign are you? Whenever people bitch about it, you'll get $ 1

You don't send food. You send money so I can exchange here for food.

That way you avoid expenses with shipping

Am Capricorn sun.

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...! Oh yes, well succeed a lot with you around.

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Posted by SirHorns
First off, surrendering would really just be working for me.

My credentials: I have Jupiter in my 6th house. Read what they say about employers who have this placements and how they treat their employees.

All my minions-I mean workers get the following benefits:

-Lag free internet

-Catered Lunches

- 30 minutes breaks.

- Also special deals with various companies selling insurances and medical coverage due to the fact I'll seduce them with astro-predictions that make them bank.

-Plus everyone will get a cut of the profits made of the new world law that will passed in 2017.

[The law is charging $ 1 every-time some generalizes a sun sign with their whining.]

Oh...you get vacation days, mental heath day AND a pension plan.

So anyone wanna work for team RefinedDominance? (RD)

Posted by SirHorns
I think a bunch of people here are scared to be ultra-successful. >>

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You would have had better luck posting this in the Virgo forum.

Although maybe not, as I suspect most.of them are already working for employers, AKA Capricorns, that offer these exact same benefits.

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Posted by ImTheRam

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Posted by Instantkarma
But you are not an Aries Sun!!

Right? Imagine if I was though...

I wonder which board would try to "tame" me first?

Tame?

I wouldn't want to tame an Aries Sun......

Let's not play a drinking game where we take shots when we see posters ask "How can I tame my Aries man/woman?"

We'd both die from alcohol poisoning and the world needs us!

Wise guy 🙂

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They want to keep your wild and untamable dominant Aries Man under their complete and utter control.

Which if they actually managed to pull it off, would have basically turned you into a different person.