This Gypsy MADE me buy this book

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So I'm at the flea market this past weekend and I come across this vagabond looking woman. She's cool as hell, majored in philosophy, teaches at an upscale University.. yada yada..

Then, she tells me I have to read this book.

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I asked why and she told me it's because of my aura. So i asked what color was it and I'll be damned.. she said it was brown. Like the color of shit.



What book is this and what is up with auras being brown? To hell with it, I'm about to crack this puppy open.
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Posted by Lunabee
So I'm at the flea market this past weekend and I come across this vagabond looking woman. She's cool as hell, majored in philosophy, teaches at an upscale University.. yada yada..

Then, she tells me I have to read this book.

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I asked why and she told me it's because of my aura. So i asked what color was it and I'll be damned.. she said it was brown. Like the color of shit.



What book is this and what is up with auras being brown? To hell with it, I'm about to crack this puppy open.
How do you crack your puppy open?
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So I'm at the flea market this past weekend and I come across this vagabond looking woman. She's cool as hell, majored in philosophy, teaches at an upscale University.. yada yada..

Then, she tells me I have to read this book.

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I asked why and she told me it's because of my aura. So i asked what color was it and I'll be damned.. she said it was brown. Like the color of shit.



What book is this and what is up with auras being brown? To hell with it, I'm about to crack this puppy open.
How do you crack your puppy open?
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...well I know there's more than one way to skin a cat but by, "cracking this puppy open," it's a slang term Southerners use. I'm gonna open the cover and start reading basically.

Zero animal harm being done ?
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So I'm at the flea market this past weekend and I come across this vagabond looking woman. She's cool as hell, majored in philosophy, teaches at an upscale University.. yada yada..

Then, she tells me I have to read this book.

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I asked why and she told me it's because of my aura. So i asked what color was it and I'll be damned.. she said it was brown. Like the color of shit.



What book is this and what is up with auras being brown? To hell with it, I'm about to crack this puppy open.
How do you crack your puppy open?
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Speaking of which, what does it mean if man tells you, "you make me walk like a camel?" Lol. I'm at a total lost.
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Posted by Lunabee
So I'm at the flea market this past weekend and I come across this vagabond looking woman. She's cool as hell, majored in philosophy, teaches at an upscale University.. yada yada..

Then, she tells me I have to read this book.

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I asked why and she told me it's because of my aura. So i asked what color was it and I'll be damned.. she said it was brown. Like the color of shit.



What book is this and what is up with auras being brown? To hell with it, I'm about to crack this puppy open.
How do you crack your puppy open?
Speaking of which, what does it mean if man tells you, "you make me walk like a camel?" Lol. I'm at a total lost.
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Ok. Listen but don't laugh...or laugh but listen anyway!

When your balls are swallen from unreleased sexual desire - you walk like a camel! Legs spread apart because if they touching balls - no one knows what can happen??

ONLY AT DXPNET!!! —
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The Brown Aura Color and Its Meanings

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Brown is a deep, tranquil, and earthy hue within the auric spectrum. It is generally thought to be a combination of darkest orange, with a bit of green or blue energy thrown in for good measure. Corresponding to the earth, it is a color of practicality, warmth, and persistence.

People with a brown aura, regardless of the shade of brown represented or the amount of within the aura, tend to be very businesslike and careful, but nurturing and generally interested in helping others. They are often very brave, and wonderful team players. On the negative side, however, despite their best or most loving intentions, brown aura individuals may have control issues or anxiety. Brown aura bearers can also be of delicate constitution, needing extra time to charge their emotional batteries.

Light brown auras are a good example of the caring nurturer with a practical approach to solving problems. The lighter color may indicate that the aura bearer is running out of energy, or is coming to the end of a major issue in his or her life.

Tan, like light brown, also symbolizes a depleted sense of energy. However, a tan aura bearer tends to be less focused on feelings and emotions, and more concerned with logic and facts in order to achieve goals.

Greyish brown (mushroom color) is another shade that shows a deficiency in personal energy. Brown aura bearers tend to deplete themselves quickly, so they need to take extra energy. This shade indicates a slower and more careful thought process, in an attempt to pace him- or herself. Try some aura polishing techniques if you need a positive change.

Chocolate is a common shade for the environmentally conscious, outdoorsy type of person. This person can recharge those batteries by connecting with the earth, plants and animals.

Rusty brown can be indicative of a tough-as-nails, persistent person who will fight through anything to achieve his or her goals. The addition of a red essence in this shade boosts the aura bearer's natural "brown" tendency to fade quickly. There is an aggression here that can be channeled positively.

Reddish-clay brown aura bearers show persistence and grace under pressure, as well as a pioneering spirit and an unconventional nature. However, there is also the tendency for a short temper or stubbornness to rear an ugly head occasionally.

Espresso brown is a calm, quiet shade that gives its bearer a simple elegance and a lot of common sense. There may not be too many original ideas coming from this bearer, however the logic of such an individual is quite valuable when processing or improving upon ideas from other sources.

The next time that you wonder what a brown aura means, you only have to look inward. Each aura is unique, and aura patterns can contain many different shades of brown. Do what feels right for you!