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Posted by DMV
when he left i was waiting to see how i would feel. either Abandonment, Joy, Sadness, Insecure... i actually felt very secure.
That last part is what I've been told by several women I've dated.
That's kind of funny when you juxtapose "several" and "secure"...*shrug*
Would you kiss/hook up with a female you weren't really interested in or attracted to?
@That1Girl No i wouldn't. I wouldn't kiss or have sex with no lady if the feelings aren't there. I need to know who i'm laying with
Posted by That1Girl
Would you kiss/hook up with a female you weren't really interested in or attracted to?
Kiss? Yes. Unless you're talking something more like tongue action.
Hook up with? There was a time when I would. I've settled down a lot since then and have my head on straight. So not anymore.
Posted by Scruffy
Posted by ScorpioFish
Scruffy!click to expand
*tackles Stingray and traps him in a hug*
You can bite, just please don't leave any marks!
Posted by Scruffy
@ CancerOTCNot an easy one to fully understand and appreciate unless you're from NYC, but I shall ask anyway...
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Not from NYC, but I'll give the perspective from "flyover country".
Because unless you're connected, New Yorkers don't have guns, unless you are a gangbanger.
In lieu of that, New Yorkers have developed a fine weapon in the art of rudeness, and can cut down an out of line tourist "in a New Yawk minute" with a brief tongue lashing.
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....
Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
There are two kinds.
Those that properly do things because "mama said so" and continue to do it, and those who win the competitions hitting the spinner in the urinal from 20 feet.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
There are two kinds.
Those that properly do things because "mama said so" and continue to do it, and those who win the competitions hitting the spinner in the urinal from 20 feet.click to expand
Is the competition with yourself or are other guys around...like u all wait in line and if u all make it from so many feet away...then you advance to the next phase and take a couple steps back?
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
There are two kinds.
Those that properly do things because "mama said so" and continue to do it, and those who win the competitions hitting the spinner in the urinal from 20 feet.
Is the competition with yourself or are other guys around...like u all wait in line and if u all make it from so many feet away...then you advance to the next phase and take a couple steps back?
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Other guys, of course.
And yes, distance is part of the elimination rounds. Although beer has to be consumed in order to recharge the batteries.
Posted by xMoonMan
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
There are two kinds.
Those that properly do things because "mama said so" and continue to do it, and those who win the competitions hitting the spinner in the urinal from 20 feet.
Dude...if you can pee 20 feet AND direct it accurately, you're a better man than me....lol
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It's all in getting the arch right....
It gets tougher as the night goes on, by the way....
Posted by xMoonMan
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
I wanna know why you asked this question...
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Figure it out cancer man 😉 😛
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Posted by xMoonMan
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
I wanna know why you asked this question...
Figure it out cancer man 😉 😛
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A male having to sit while peeing is either beyond 80, or too much in touch with his feminine side...
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LostinmyMind11
Not sure if this question has been asked buuuuuut....Do cancer guys pee sitting or standing up? 😛
There are two kinds.
Those that properly do things because "mama said so" and continue to do it, and those who win the competitions hitting the spinner in the urinal from 20 feet.
Is the competition with yourself or are other guys around...like u all wait in line and if u all make it from so many feet away...then you advance to the next phase and take a couple steps back?
Other guys, of course.
And yes, distance is part of the elimination rounds. Although beer has to be consumed in order to recharge the batteries.click to expand
Good to know....thanks canoracypsy. (Cancer oracle gypsy...in case it didnt make sense lol)
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
A male having to sit while peeing is either beyond 80, or too much in touch with his feminine side...
Bingo! Its the latter...just joking of course 🙂
Posted by CluelessCancer
I would actually love to convince males to sit down because it causes a lot less cleanup and dirtiness on the seat. Unless men are really good about cleaning after themselves, they should really sit down.
Theyd still dirty something up...they are boys and boys are gross lol
Lol what a question.
dear cancer man,
I love to watch you dance. You have beautiful eyes and a contagious smile. I don't know you, but I'd like to.
Unfortunately you seem hell-bent on rejecting my advances. Why do you blow me off every time I try to speak to you? Don't you know if you were with me, you would want for nothing? I love sex, love cooking, and I'm kind of a hoarder with my savings account. We could have a great life together, you and me.
I fall in love with you a little more each time I see you, and I'm *so* disappointed when I can't find you. Your voice in my ear melts me, and when you look at me I blush so furiously I have to break eye contact. When given the opportunity to approach you, I freeze, because of the last two times I tried to speak to you.
please love me. being an asshole will not chase me away.
Sincerely,
Your stalker... I mean, secret admirer.
Ummm.......*crickets*
Posted by teahouse
dear cancer man,I love to watch you dance. You have beautiful eyes and a contagious smile. I don't know you, but I'd like to.
Unfortunately you seem hell-bent on rejecting my advances. Why do you blow me off every time I try to speak to you? Don't you know if you were with me, you would want for nothing? I love sex, love cooking, and I'm kind of a hoarder with my savings account. We could have a great life together, you and me.
I fall in love with you a little more each time I see you, and I'm *so* disappointed when I can't find you. Your voice in my ear melts me, and when you look at me I blush so furiously I have to break eye contact. When given the opportunity to approach you, I freeze, because of the last two times I tried to speak to you.
please love me. being an asshole will not chase me away.
Sincerely,
Your stalker... I mean, secret admirer.
White masks and sharp knives aren't very sexy this time of year.
You might want to reconsider your approach?
Posted by Scruffy
@ CancerOTCIt's a fact so it might require research on your part, but...
Why do women always apply mascara/eye liner/eye shadow with their mouth wide open?
Oh and don't even think about replying "This is a female question". I specifically require a panda Cancer male's perspective. Thank you.
Now if you had asked about lipstick, I would have mentioned something Freudian.
I've never asked, but I suspect it is done in order stretch the face and keep the eyelids open.
Applying war paint is tricky business...
^^^ +1 COTC
Scruffy the mandibles tug the skin down pulling it taunt openning up the eyes and eyelid waterline... same opposing effect when women open their mouth and look up. LOL
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
It gets tougher as the night goes on, by the way....
This explains the deplorable state of the mensroom. ~gag~
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
It gets tougher as the night goes on, by the way....
This explains the deplorable state of the mensroom. ~gag~
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Well,that little event was some time ago, lol.
You probably wouldn't have cared for the drinking establishment, either.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
It gets tougher as the night goes on, by the way....
This explains the deplorable state of the mensroom. ~gag~
Well,that little event was some time ago, lol.
You probably wouldn't have cared for the drinking establishment, either.click to expand
Depends. I'm not a snob that way but walking around piss and barf is a huge no, not going there for me. I prefer the laid back, old and established places to the noisy flashy and packed lights and glitz type of places. Too much country in my soul and not enough city. lol
Posted by MoonArtistDepends. I'm not a snob that way but walking around piss and barf is a huge no, not going there for me. I prefer the laid back, old and established places to the noisy flashy and packed lights and glitz type of places. Too much country in my soul and not enough city. lol
Interesting enough, this place was in the country...
A scruffy bump
What do you think of aquarius women? ever date any?
Posted by geminicandIe
Okay, I have a question.What would prompt a cancer male I casually dated in 2007ish, to email me out of the blue asking if I am married, do I still look the same and if I have any children yet?
He then asked for a picture and I just lol'd at it.Smh.
Curiosity and unresolved feelings nicely packaged in an email. :p
Posted by CluelessCancer
Why are you so unattractive? Were you hit by a frying pan as soon as you came out of your mothers womb?
Maybe it's your bad wishes that god considers and makes us all the more attractive to the ladies.
Posted by CluelessCancer
How bad does your mouth smell? Does it reek of pork rhines? It looks like it stinks to high heavens. Do you use floss? Mouthwash?How often do you brush?
I brush twice a day and floss regularly... As for as the smell kiss me and you ll know :p
okay really what goes on inside cancer man head — !!!! my best friend is a cancer girl and i know by now how to deal with her,,, but cancer man just drives me crazy roller coaster kind of thing !!!
Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
What do you think of aquarius women? ever date any?
I find them v attractive...but none I have dated yet. But I will . :p
Posted by krebbsmann
Posted by geminicandIe
Okay, I have a question.What would prompt a cancer male I casually dated in 2007ish, to email me out of the blue asking if I am married, do I still look the same and if I have any children yet?
He then asked for a picture and I just lol'd at it.Smh.
Curiosity and unresolved feelings nicely packaged in an email. :p
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Yep, pretty much it, although the unresolved feelings could range from mild curiosity to wanting to rekindle something.
The picture request suggests more of the latter.
Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
What do you think of aquarius women? ever date any?
Each one is different.
About 50//50 for me on attraction.
A little distant until you get to know them.
And I have dated them.
Posted by rockerangel
okay really what goes on inside cancer man head — !!!! my best friend is a cancer girl and i know by now how to deal with her,,, but cancer man just drives me crazy roller coaster kind of thing !!!
Depends on the situation.
I'm assuming affairs of the heart.
If he's not interested, he'll be pleasant, but that's about it.
If he's interested, he'll be rarely direct and you'll get the "push-pull".
Can you be more specific?
Depends on the situation.
I'm assuming affairs of the heart.
If he's not interested, he'll be pleasant, but that's about it.
If he's interested, he'll be rarely direct and you'll get the "push-pull".
Can you be more specific?
okay the push- pull thing , he said it more than once that he loves me , but his actions says other wise
i was clear more than once that we can breakup with no any hard feelings and he just answered me with no hesitation that he wanted this and he wants me
its confusing
@LivingOnPorpoise I have dated an aquarius woman before. She actually was my 1st gf about 2010. It didn't end to well for me, but i did truly love her & went out of my way to do things for her. I want say what ended things, because i'm trying to move on from the past. I would say, despite my one bad experience, i am very attracted to aquarius women. Idk, it's an feeling i can't explain when i see a aquarius woman i like 🙂. I think this lady i'm crushing on in my history class is one lol. Idk if she is or not. I like aquarius women because they are different. They stand out & are very mysterious in a good way
Awww I'm glad your moving on from one bad apple , with aqua's its one shiny apple after the next try not to pick up one with brown spots on it those don't make for good taste. Krebbs +1 yes do please 🙂
@LivingOnPorpoise Lol i'll do my best not to pick a bad one next ok. Thanks for the kindness 🙂
he-cancer
i- aqua
he finds me: smart, beautiful, sweet[i don't see this one...but if he thinks so...it's fine with me 🙂 ],trustworthy, exciting, unpredictable, too self-protective.
i find him: delicious, smart, over-sensitive,very open with his feelings,interestingly strange, too sexual, trustworthy, reliable,
advice: put on your non-existent aqua velvet gloves and deal with him. never criticise him. always be optimistic and happy about the 2 of you.
fortunately, i think that his gemini moon and mercury, and my cappy venus and ascendant as well as my cancer 7th house helps a lot
Posted by geminicandIe
Posted by krebbsmann
Posted by geminicandIe
Okay, I have a question.What would prompt a cancer male I casually dated in 2007ish, to email me out of the blue asking if I am married, do I still look the same and if I have any children yet?
He then asked for a picture and I just lol'd at it.Smh.
Curiosity and unresolved feelings nicely packaged in an email. :p
Unresolved feelings after 7 years? Lol, only a cancer guy...
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An eternity is apt...if you were that good. Trust me. We never forget the good ones. We just pretend to, because we can't have them anymore.
Posted by CancerOnTheCusp
Posted by LivingOnPorpoise
What do you think of aquarius women? ever date any?
Each one is different.
About 50//50 for me on attraction.
A little distant until you get to know them.
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this is good. each one IS different. Even the ones on here, i don't get them. some of us even FIGHT.
um, my husband never called me "distant" at all, so maybe you have never met the ones who aren't. I know for a fact he'd get PISSED off at distant and aloof.
i do however, get a bit of far off look in my face, but that's probably day-dreaming (that's what my family says too, that my head's in the clouds, but i'm not distant at all) I do like my alone time and recharge. I hate crowds too.
Posted by 2BlackIndian3
@LivingOnPorpoise I have dated an aquarius woman before. She actually was my 1st gf about 2010. It didn't end to well for me, but i did truly love her & went out of my way to do things for her. I want say what ended things, because i'm trying to move on from the past. I would say, despite my one bad experience, i am very attracted to aquarius women. Idk, it's an feeling i can't explain when i see a aquarius woman i like 🙂. I think this lady i'm crushing on in my history class is one lol. Idk if she is or not. I like aquarius women because they are different. They stand out & are very mysterious in a good way
aw, cancerindianguy, you always say the sweetest things. 😆
your energy is so sweet, like how could any woman turn you down. ^___^
you really need some woman (it doesn't matter who) who will return your love because it sounds like you have alot to offer!!
-traditional love/rules
-always be there for them, (and hopefully they're there for you too!)
-your love is constant it seems
just those few small bits is enough for any of the single women on dxp to just swoon. i'm not kidding. Unless you have some dark stuff in your closet that we don't know.... you're very sweet.
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
@ CancerOTCI'm dying to know...
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."?
*resumes eating her Cocoa Puffs*
A grown man with unresolved infancy issues.
I didn't know you were an aqua lisa 😄 ooooo new friend haha
You are welcome blackindian you deserve the best 😄
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when he left i was waiting to see how i would feel. either Abandonment, Joy, Sadness, Insecure... i actually felt very secure.