Cancan
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Astrology lied to meh!
i'm a humanitarian lol
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.
Posted by MoonbutterThis is the best comparison ever in life
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.
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Posted by starwarsBut, but, you just did ?Posted by Moonbutterhow dare raisin cookies call themselves cookies
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.click to expand
Posted by Cancan26
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
Not! 😡 Uh, NOT helpless & we don't get away with so much shit....(I already used my BLOCK button "twice" today). Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Posted by EvatheDivaPosted by Cancan26Lmao! 😆
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
Not! 😡 Uh, NOT helpless & we don't get away with so much shit....(I already used my BLOCK button "twice" today). Ahhhhhhh!!!!!
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
click to expand
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Cancan26Aries - can't solve the simplest thing with logic, exploads when you tell em how to fix it.
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?
Mine(from people I know in real life)
Aries
Stereotype
... I'm a badass bro
IRL
*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro
Taurus
Stereotype
*portrayed as calm
IRL
*can be savage as fuck*
Gemini
Stereotype
*liar*
IRL
*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...
Random person: no we don't
Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't
Cancer
Stereotype
*portrayed as innocent *
IRL
*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent
Leo
Sterotype
*portrayed as confident *
IRL
Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)
Libra
Stereotype
Polite, meek
IRL
Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on
Virgo
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpful*
IRL
Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self
Scorpio
Stereotype
*Portrayed as a sex god*
IRL
Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed
Saggie
*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*
IRL
Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know
Capricorn
Stereotype
*portrayed as ruthless*
IRL
Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...
Aqua
Stereotype
*portrayed as detached*
IRL
Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
😆 😆 😆
Taurus - women = "grounded", men = nice, till you give them alcohol and they remember what problems they have in life.
Gemini - good way to keep then silent is a Mike Tyson special in the face.
Cancer - most of the time got no free will.
Take em, fuck em and throw them out.
Leo - if you're gifted, verbally that is, you can drive a Leo to suicide like no probs.
Libra - the scale keep's turning be because the brain ain't working.
Virgo - evil motherfuckers.
Scorpio - too much of a pussy to get involved themself.
Likes to play games till you send em to the hospital.
Sag - a person of honesty!
Will beat the SO if they get in the way.
Capricorn - will sell you if the price is right.
Aqua - no comments.
Pisces - won't respect you if doesn't fear you.
Beat up a few times, see the fish mold itself to whatever you want it to be.click to expand
This is so on point lmao!
I've been told I'm a bad ass in real life but I do have a sensitive emotional side as well. Only my close ppl know that about me
Posted by Algol-Rising😆 I sowy... I'll be quiet lmao
Shut up! You're interrupting me changing my mind about a deeply held belief!
Posted by SofiaV87Lmao aries are total sweethearts 😄
I've been told I'm a bad ass in real life but I do have a sensitive emotional side as well. Only my close ppl know that about me
Posted by MoonbutterAwesome way of putting it ?
Astrology is kinda like baking cookies... you change one major ingredient like from chocolate chips to raisin and you have a different cookie.
Posted by starwars
cancers arent crybabies
they're actually very outgoing and witty
Aaaaayyyyeeee!!!!
Posted by juliettee😆 lmao #imnotakillabutdontpushme
what you described is both true. the first is first impression and the other is when you get to know them better. everyone here knows who won the most likely to kill someone! 😄
Calm...then savage as a treetrunk!
Posted by Cancan26Hahaha this was good! ?
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?
Mine(from people I know in real life)
Aries
Stereotype
... I'm a badass bro
IRL
*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro
Taurus
Stereotype
*portrayed as calm
IRL
*can be savage as fuck*
Gemini
Stereotype
*liar*
IRL
*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...
Random person: no we don't
Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't
Cancer
Stereotype
*portrayed as innocent *
IRL
*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent
Leo
Sterotype
*portrayed as confident *
IRL
Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)
Libra
Stereotype
Polite, meek
IRL
Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on
Virgo
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpful*
IRL
Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self
Scorpio
Stereotype
*Portrayed as a sex god*
IRL
Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed
Saggie
*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*
IRL
Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know
Capricorn
Stereotype
*portrayed as ruthless*
IRL
Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...
Aqua
Stereotype
*portrayed as detached*
IRL
Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Serious
Posted by jane84Posted by Cancan26Hahaha this was good! ?
What are you impressions of the signs IRL do they differ deeply from astrology or is it normally spot on?
Mine(from people I know in real life)
Aries
Stereotype
... I'm a badass bro
IRL
*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro
Taurus
Stereotype
*portrayed as calm
IRL
*can be savage as fuck*
Gemini
Stereotype
*liar*
IRL
*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...
Random person: no we don't
Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't
Cancer
Stereotype
*portrayed as innocent *
IRL
*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent
Leo
Sterotype
*portrayed as confident *
IRL
Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)
Libra
Stereotype
Polite, meek
IRL
Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on
Virgo
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpful*
IRL
Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self
Scorpio
Stereotype
*Portrayed as a sex god*
IRL
Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed
Saggie
*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*
IRL
Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know
Capricorn
Stereotype
*portrayed as ruthless*
IRL
Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...
Aqua
Stereotype
*portrayed as detached*
IRL
Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Seriousclick to expand
😆 thanks!
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tell me a secret...
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then I will tell you one .....
I'll take personal or sign related ....
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Aries
Stereotype
... I'm a badass bro
IRL
*huddled in blankets watching my little pony* ...I'm a badass bro
Taurus
Stereotype
*portrayed as calm
IRL
*can be savage as fuck*
Gemini
Stereotype
*liar*
IRL
*it takes NOTHING to sway them* -_- Gemini: we hold these truth to be self evident...
Random person: no we don't
Gemini: Well shit I guess we don't
Cancer
Stereotype
*portrayed as innocent *
IRL
*stuffs bodies under bed* thats me suuupppper innocent
Leo
Sterotype
*portrayed as confident *
IRL
Has so many dark insecurities.. (Don't.. I love you guys)
Libra
Stereotype
Polite, meek
IRL
Has such a ruthless business sense that it would give a cappie a hard on
Virgo
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpful*
IRL
Will smile politely as you make a moron out of your self
Scorpio
Stereotype
*Portrayed as a sex god*
IRL
Watching the notebook for the 15324 time trying not to actively sobbed
Saggie
*portrayed as always looking for the next adventure*
IRL
Strangely sentimental about places they have been, things they have done, and people they know
Capricorn
Stereotype
*portrayed as ruthless*
IRL
Is a smol bean... I know, I know I couldn't believe it either...
Aqua
Stereotype
*portrayed as detached*
IRL
Can be more senstive than a cancer on her period with chaffed nips.... 😄 (I like it)
Pisces
Stereotype
*portrayed as helpless*
IRL
Getting away with so much shit its a wonder they aren't in prison beside cancer
😆 😆 😆 don't take this descriptions seriously(its my own goofball humor). Except Leo... You do... Take my post about you guys... Serious