How to murder a cancer man?

First you start by tying them up to a bed...
Grab a hot curling iron and stick it up his ass...
Chop off his balls and peepee... slowly...
Gag him with it...

... I'd go on and on but I'll stop here 😄DDDDD

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Any more ideas?

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but maybe you shouldn't... you must learn to control yourself people... man you people are psycho!

Maybe just a little stab in the heart with a 13 inch serrated knife and then just give it a few turns to insure maximum pain and injury

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Heard all this before.. the threats, the promises..

..tying to the bed..

..hot curling iron..

..castration..

You should know by now that any threat against cancer man will be met with equal but opposite lethal force. But if you really want to try, give it a shot and see what happens. 🙂

Incredible.

They even drowe peaceful Taurus to that...

"You should know by now that any threat against cancer man will be met with equal but opposite lethal force."

- Yessssssssssssssssss sssssss 😉 MuahahabwaHAHA wonderful... I'll try it!

"you're sick...i like it."

- Disturbed minds think alike 🙂

"Incredible. They even drowe peaceful Taurus to that..."

- Yes Haffo, can you believe that?! He violated one of my more important requirements to keep a bull lady happy *angry frown*

i'd cheat on you in a heartbeat

Let me rephrase that for you: "I'd never go out with a bitch like you" Better?

I'm just thinking, why in the world would you put up with someone you can't stand in the first place? Pushover.

But if cheating makes you happy, go ahead and gets yours! Hahahahah I'm sure there's plenty of broads who would put up with it... it's a compability thing you see 🙂

He violated one of my more important requirements to keep a bull lady happy *angry frown*

//So what happened? Are you on a break again?//

"Or you could just take away his blanky. That'll do him in for sure. He couldn't survive. Plus it's much simpler."

- LOL notso07 *rubs chin* you really think so? Hmmmm ok I'll do it... I'll sneak in through the window and leave a note that says "You shall suffer... take a closer look at that mud puddle -love, blanky robber"

If all goes well I expect him to fall on his knees and throw his arms up in the air as he wails at the sky. I love it HAHAHAH bwa hahaha

Tell him he's a SON OF A BITCH....if he's a cancer, then it true, LITERALLY!!! No cancer man can withstand a cut on his MUMMY. He'll cry himself to sleep and never wake up again!

Thats it..? Thats the whole story? Jesus.. I thought something really went down.

Whats the matter with you? Don't you trust your cancer friend at all?

Shooting is more my style . Bang, done.

16 shots of 10mm Auto ftw!

Squeeze would be MUCH better!

i've kind of noticed women on here don't particularly like cancer men. what's up with that?

"i've kind of noticed women on here don't particularly like cancer men. what's up with that?"

Because women want a man to be a man. Not someone like Cancers who run like headless chicken crying: "I lost my pussy! I lost my pussy! OMG! Where is my pussy? I'm gonna die NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

what, it doesn't turn women on when men speak in internet lingo in real life?

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hmm... i never keep stuff. i hate looking at old yearbooks and whatnot. i generally go through a purging phase every year or so and get rid of anything i don't need. i do like to keep stuff around, but things i think i may need at some point, not sentimental stuff. i have a couple photos, but that's it... one photo of me and my sister on my wall, and some pics of this past summer's vacation with some buddies. trinkets? i have a couple souvenirs from the vacation but i almost am sure that i'll end up trashing that stuff. i am sentimental, but that's stuff i just remember sometimes; i don't necessarily need physical stuff. i don't even like talking about the past. i didn't even bother videotaping my skydiving experience cuz i subscribe to the thought that memories are to be remembered.

My crabby doesn't seem to care for memorabilia either. His friend found some pics of him and his ex a while back, he's either a real dumbass or a real asshole cuz he pointed them out to him lol

I pretended to not pay attention b/c I saw him signaling him something out ot the corner of my eye... but I later took them and threw them out the window while we were on the road. He didn't say anything, just asked me what I threw out, knowing what it was ... I was just like "Nada"

I think he was kinda mad because he sent me a text that said he wouldn't let me ruin the trip but probably because he thought I was moody over it. I just ignored it and enjoyed the scenery. Anyway, he couldn't stay angry for over 15 minutes if his life depended on it, he was rubbing my shoulders and cracking god awful jokes in no time lol Don't think he cared for the pics.

LOL Aquaagi, I can't believe that guy cried over a hat!

I once told my ex crabby that I had gone to watch a movie with a male friend during the weekend and he couldn't understand why I had waited till midweek to tell him... I said I was sorry, he was a really good, old friend and it was last minute, we weren't going to go alone but another friend had flaked out on us etc. etc.
He questioned me about him and what not. After a while he finally let it go and gave me some little speech about hanging out with male friends...
... at which point I say "alright alright, I got it ok... whew... this actually happened *last* weekend" ... big mistake 😢 My eyes widened when I realized it had flown right past me! He was like "What?! Last weekend?! And you couldn't tell me until now... I feel like crying, I'm going to hang up now"

He went and got drunk with a friend and so I hear he was all boohooey. Real sensitive guy, took me a couple days to cheer him up.

hmmmmm as a cancer all i can say yes we keep those things cause we liek to cherish stuff..if dats a problem wit some folks,bleh. As for crying when stuff is gone well i won't go THAT far but i will get a lil peeved if something was thrown out in error. BUt i do get pass that and let go of that.No back to the topic...why would u want to boil us and dip us in butter huh,lol. WHYYYYYYYY—

1 - Deny him sex
2 - Deny him food
3 - Deny him 1 & 2

If THAT's what you want to kill the guy over....you're psycho.

namelesscancer is 100% correct!

I'm starting to think nothing will kill me, honestly.

I think slitting my throat would be the worst way to kill me. I HATE IT. I cover my neck whenever i watch someone getting their throat slit. Just think about it, a metal apparatus sliding across your neck!

i have like a shoe box full of stuff and some pictures but everything else gets thinned out every so often

why kill a cancer...we torture ourselves enough ...