Which sign do you think is the worst in bed?

This topic was created in the Cancer forum by crabRiot on Thursday, January 15, 2015 and has 19 replies.

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@Magenta_Azure
17 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

For me its Aquarius and leo. Leo talk big shit but turn out to be some shrimp dick mutherfuckers with no stroke game. I cant even give them handjob cuz i don't know if in grabbing their balls or their dick.

Aquarius are just lame. They should be banned from sex all together. in No energy, so emotion, no nothing. Just sex. Next. Lol

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@fullwaterpisces
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I have to say that pisces and taurus men SUCKS!!!! , such of waste of time... both signs typical "I came, I'm done, turn around" and me like "seriously?"

On the other hand CAPRICONS horny dogs!!! super good and kinky as fuck!, fun fun fun! I think my cancer rising makes me very sexual and a closet freak, I like trying "things" and they do too and they maybe very unemotional and lack of passion they can be good fuck buddies.

I been wanting to try a Scorpio male, but i have not being able to find want that ignites the sparkle... most of the ones I've meet could find any chemistry

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@fullwaterpisces
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Posted by Rachelannthepisces

Posted by fullwaterpisces
I have to say that pisces and taurus men SUCKS!!!! , such of waste of time... both signs typical "I came, I'm done, turn around" and me like "seriously?"

On the other hand CAPRICONS horny dogs!!! super good and kinky as fuck!, fun fun fun! I think my cancer rising makes me very sexual and a closet freak, I like trying "things" and they do too and they maybe very unemotional and lack of passion they can be good fuck buddies.

I been wanting to try a Scorpio male, but i have not being able to find want that ignites the sparkle... most of the ones I've meet could find any chemistry

Hey don't say pisces! :p I happen to think I'm pretty good in bed, if anything I get nervous and I prefer my partner being dominate and maybe that comes across as lame in bed I dunno. But I love trying new things and pleasing. Id do anything to please my partner. Nothing really bothers me.

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I'm pisces as well... im talking about male pisces they do suck!! sorry... we pisces girls we have good reputation on the sack... and with the right partner oh lordy!!!

I don't like to brag but i don't know how good I am... but my cappy kept coming back for more... and i get pretty good comments i was the one that got a little bored so i took a break

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@piscesmoon2
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Honestly as someone that molds to others. It is a comfort thing... Aqua have so much anxieties... it is like they can freeze up. Pisces or even Scorpios can be a little the same way... it is experience or even how much they care. If they care alot about someone it can be even harder for them to really loosen up. Once you get passed this and if they care it is normally better. Of course physical parts can be an issue... if they are just not there that sucks... as a guy i am not to worried though. I know I am ok in these departments. I honestly think it really depends though on connection... some can just have physical relationships and some can't. It is a big difference if people are comfortable and really love their partner.

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@fullwaterpisces
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Posted by JanuaryCappie

Posted by fullwaterpisces
I have to say that pisces and taurus men SUCKS!!!! , such of waste of time... both signs typical "I came, I'm done, turn around" and me like "seriously?"

On the other hand CAPRICONS horny dogs!!! super good and kinky as fuck!, fun fun fun! I think my cancer rising makes me very sexual and a closet freak, I like trying "things" and they do too and they maybe very unemotional and lack of passion they can be good fuck buddies.

I been wanting to try a Scorpio male, but i have not being able to find want that ignites the sparkle... most of the ones I've meet could find any chemistry

+1 I plead the fifth. Guilty as charged 😄

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I was looking at your placements.... you seem like an interesting begin.. a cappy with scorpio and Aries... horny, passion and emotion right there!!!

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@fullwaterpisces
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Posted by AquaMermaid
I do stuff with my Scorp husband that no bitches have the balls to try. My best game comes out when I love hard. I can be a submissive slave as well as can play dirty dungeon and dominatrix.My kinks has no limits.Sex is the next best thing to love. People who got butthurt by getting tossed over after sex by an Aquarius who never cared about their stale pussy/dick can bitch all they want.

I wonder what are you sun/moon/venus/mars? simple curiosity

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@fullwaterpisces
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Posted by AquaMermaid

Posted by fullwaterpisces

Posted by AquaMermaid
I do stuff with my Scorp husband that no bitches have the balls to try. My best game comes out when I love hard. I can be a submissive slave as well as can play dirty dungeon and dominatrix.My kinks has no limits.Sex is the next best thing to love. People who got butthurt by getting tossed over after sex by an Aquarius who never cared about their stale pussy/dick can bitch all they want.

I wonder what are you sun/moon/venus/mars? simple curiosity

It's in my profile sweetie. Have a look.

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I think your sexual fun comes from your scorpio moon and the passion from aries venus... I have nothing to say about Aquarius, i know a few including my sister but we are way different...

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@fullwaterpisces
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Posted by AquaMermaid
^ I am Cancer moon. And yes it depends heavily on the chart. I have always been curious about sex and it takes me to most dark,bizarre and perverted places in my head. And I crave to try it out and my Scorp hubs is more than willing to try it out with me. He never says no to my ideas and I am lucky. It's true Aquarians are highly kinky but they don't get attached when they are not attracted. They won't care to put even 1% in such situation. As I said placements matter.

hahahah obviously multitasking not my forte today.... i got it all wrong cancer moon Aries Venus

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Posted by Magenta_Azure
For me its Aquarius and leo. Leo talk big shit but turn out to be some shrimp dick mutherfuckers with no stroke game. I cant even give them handjob cuz i don't know if in grabbing their balls or their dick.

Aquarius are just lame. They should be banned from sex all together. in No energy, so emotion, no nothing. Just sex. Next. Lol

LMAOOO This cracked me up!!!!

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@crabRiot
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My worst was a SCORPIO...a SCORP..I just don't get it..total FLOP!I thought they were suppose to be sex gods or something. .I'm still disappointed for wasting my time with him.A close runner up is Sag men..Very lame, no fun, no adventure, no damn optimism like their sign is known for.I had to tell him what to do..My best was a Libra..Hands down! ! I love my Piscean too, he aimed to please.I lost my breath in the process..Sigh..Good times.

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@SilverScorpio
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Posted by Magenta_Azure
For me its Aquarius and leo. Leo talk big shit but turn out to be some shrimp dick mutherfuckers with no stroke game. I cant even give them handjob cuz i don't know if in grabbing their balls or their dick.

Aquarius are just lame. They should be banned from sex all together. in No energy, so emotion, no nothing. Just sex. Next. Lol

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@crabRiot
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Posted by AquaMermaid

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I'm in the crabby forum.

Makes sense.

yeah they like sticking to the watery snot LOL! It's more like men who didn't give a fuck made to the list. I am out of this juvenile bitchfest of who got maximum cum load in their giant cum dump 😆

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Y'all got the Aquas UPSET.I don't know why though since none of this is a personal attack on them just a few men from their sign thats lame in bed...Such a sensitive lot!

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@Namy
11 YearsCancer

Posted by Arielle83
Ya sensitive and deflecting. Ppl her are so retarded about their signs as if it's always about them. Who cares. Use your logic.

I swear Aquas are the most sensitive if you ever disagree with them. Sincerely, the most self absorbed, know-it-all, selfish.. sign ever.

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@leviathan
11 Years

Sex with an Aries is much like any other interaction with an Aries--unimaginative, tiresome, and entirely about them.

My favs have been Caps and Cancers.

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@leviathan
11 Years

Oh yes, ugh to Virgos as well. Somewhere between a science experiment and a child's piano recital. I am a little biased against Virgos, though.