Zodiac Jokes

Happy B-day to meeee,yeaaaah. OH and those born on this day HAVE A GREAT DAY AS WELL,ENJOY it.

friends say i've got this obscure or , my personal fave, "Duuude, whaaaat?" way of life. not to say I'm a total weirdo or anything of the sort, but I tend to behave like "another type of cancer". Am I normal or.......?

How are things with Mr. Pisces? Are things settling down, or are you ready to get into another dating adventure? Give us DA SCOOP!!!

So glad Saturn is moving onto Leo. Maybe now things will start moving forward for us Cancerians again. Just couldn't manage to get past a bad relationship for the last 2 1/2 years. After this week, I think I'm finally feeling the weight leaving my sad sou

Anything is worth it. Please help.

What if you met someone who you were immediately attracted to, had all the qualities you were looking for in a partner - he/she was beautiful, sweet, intelligent, charming, great personality, but then . . .

He/she had smelly feet, or
B.O., or

Ok, I have barely recovered from my Aquarius, which I am over, but still - trust is delicate now. So this cancer man sweeps me off my feet. Treats me like a sweetheart. It is all very soothing & he wants me to meet his mom & people important in his life.

I don't know all the Cancers in the world, but know quite a few, including some family members and I was wondering if all you Cancers in here are really possessive of your material belongings. It's like other things, like feelings or people are expendabl