Fuck one - marry one - kill one (Page 2)

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@Whorpio
9 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

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Fuck: Sagittarius x10000000000000

Marry: Cancer

Kill: Libra or Virgo

What why Libra—?

They're passive as fuck. #NotMyCupOfTea

Gotcha, and cancer isn't? What cancers have you been dating bc the ones I did were super passive and ever so slightly aggressive.

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They can be quite traditional (i.e. believing in gender rules) and I like that ❤️

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

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Posted by Whorpio
Fuck: Sagittarius x10000000000000

Marry: Cancer

Kill: Libra or Virgo

What why Libra—?

They're passive as fuck. #NotMyCupOfTea

Gotcha, and cancer isn't? What cancers have you been dating bc the ones I did were super passive and ever so slightly aggressive.

They can be quite traditional (i.e. believing in gender rules) and I like that ❤️

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I can see that.Get you a cancer then girl ? I say Scorpios but deep deep down I feel like I'm going to end up married to an aquarius and we'll have a maid.

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio
Fuck: Sagittarius x10000000000000

Marry: Cancer

Kill: Libra or Virgo

What why Libra—?

They're passive as fuck. #NotMyCupOfTea

Gotcha, and cancer isn't? What cancers have you been dating bc the ones I did were super passive and ever so slightly aggressive.

They can be quite traditional (i.e. believing in gender rules) and I like that ❤️

I can see that.Get you a cancer then girl ? I say Scorpios but deep deep down I feel like I'm going to end up married to an aquarius and we'll have a maid.

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Addendum : our maid will probably be a cancer.

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by Whorpio

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They can be quite traditional (i.e. believing in gender rules) and I like that ❤️

I can see that.Get you a cancer then girl ? I say Scorpios but deep deep down I feel like I'm going to end up married to an aquarius and we'll have a maid.

No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

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That's so not true. You've just never cracked an aquarius open. The love they have to give is amazing.

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

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Posted by Whorpio
They can be quite traditional (i.e. believing in gender rules) and I like that ❤️

I can see that.Get you a cancer then girl ? I say Scorpios but deep deep down I feel like I'm going to end up married to an aquarius and we'll have a maid.

No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

The fuck? ?

Jk

Totallyyyyyy jk

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She wasn't kidding. She's just saying that she's kidding bc she knows aquas know how to get away with murder ?

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@Whorpio
9 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

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Posted by Whorpio
No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

The fuck? ?

Jk

Totallyyyyyy jk

She wasn't kidding. She's just saying that she's kidding bc she knows aquas know how to get away with murder ?

SHHHHHHHH! You gon get me killed, Ice Queen ??

Lol. Don't worry I have a safe house for you ?

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I will haunt the shit out of you if she still finds me there ?

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by -Flo-

Posted by Whorpio
No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

The fuck? ?

Jk

Totallyyyyyy jk

She wasn't kidding. She's just saying that she's kidding bc she knows aquas know how to get away with murder ?

SHHHHHHHH! You gon get me killed, Ice Queen ??

Lol. Don't worry I have a safe house for you ?

I will haunt the shit out of you if she still finds me there ?

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That doesn't sound absolutely terrible . At least I won't be alone any more,Silver lining.

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@Whorpio
9 Years5,000+ PostsScorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

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Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by -Flo-

Posted by Whorpio
No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

The fuck? ?

Jk

Totallyyyyyy jk

She wasn't kidding. She's just saying that she's kidding bc she knows aquas know how to get away with murder ?

SHHHHHHHH! You gon get me killed, Ice Queen ??

Lol. Don't worry I have a safe house for you ?

I will haunt the shit out of you if she still finds me there ?

That doesn't sound absolutely terrible . At least I won't be alone any more,Silver lining.

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Holy shit that was smooth!!! ??

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@MissLadyIceQueen
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Posted by Whorpio

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Posted by Whorpio

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Whorpio

Posted by -Flo-

Posted by Whorpio
No, girl!!! Aquarius is stone cold emotionless robot ?

The fuck? ?

Jk

Totallyyyyyy jk

She wasn't kidding. She's just saying that she's kidding bc she knows aquas know how to get away with murder ?

SHHHHHHHH! You gon get me killed, Ice Queen ??

Lol. Don't worry I have a safe house for you ?

I will haunt the shit out of you if she still finds me there ?

That doesn't sound absolutely terrible . At least I won't be alone any more,Silver lining.

Holy shit that was smooth!!! ??

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?? Game recognizes game.

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Marry = No idea

Hey; can I give you an idea?

okay... sure.

Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉

Want me to help you propose to her?

Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?

No idea.

I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.

Girls are so confusing.

Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.

She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂

you are special *cough* 😛

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Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.

I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.

Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.

My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.

Bath and body Candles/Concentrated Sprays??

My fav!

The candle for my room. The spray for my car 🙂 OMG the black tie one smells Soo good too!

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Yes!!! Exactly.. I have so many candles all over my house from there, and the concentrated sprays I use for my bathroom and car.. I only do one scent at a time.. I can't even choose my favorite, I have too many!! OMG! I can go to B&BW for hours and load up.. It's a danger zone for me, specially when they have their sales! 🙂

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9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

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Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Marry = No idea

Hey; can I give you an idea?

okay... sure.

Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉

Want me to help you propose to her?

Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?

No idea.

I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.

Girls are so confusing.

Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.

She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂

you are special *cough* 😛

Image Not Found

Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.

I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.

Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.

My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.

Bath and body Candles/Concentrated Sprays??

My fav!

The candle for my room. The spray for my car 🙂 OMG the black tie one smells Soo good too!

Yes!!! Exactly.. I have so many candles all over my house from there, and the concentrated sprays I use for my bathroom and car.. I only do one scent at a time.. I can't even choose my favorite, I have too many!! OMG! I can go to B&BW for hours and load up.. It's a danger zone for me, specially when they have their sales! 🙂

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Yeah too many different smells give me a headache. I know your pain! The best time to rack up is around Christmas !!!!!!

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@poison_ivy
9 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

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Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by poison_ivy

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by MissLadyIceQueen

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi

Posted by Astrology101

Marry = No idea

Hey; can I give you an idea?

okay... sure.

Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉

Want me to help you propose to her?

Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?

No idea.

I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.

Girls are so confusing.

Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"

When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.

She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂

you are special *cough* 😛

Image Not Found

Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.

I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.

Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.

My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.

Bath and body Candles/Concentrated Sprays??

My fav!

The candle for my room. The spray for my car 🙂 OMG the black tie one smells Soo good too!

Yes!!! Exactly.. I have so many candles all over my house from there, and the concentrated sprays I use for my bathroom and car.. I only do one scent at a time.. I can't even choose my favorite, I have too many!! OMG! I can go to B&BW for hours and load up.. It's a danger zone for me, specially when they have their sales! 🙂

Yeah too many different smells give me a headache. I know your pain! The best time to rack up is around Christmas !!!!!!

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Yes that's the best time!!! I collect the candles and use them one at a time.. Oh-EEM-Geeee! I walk in my house sometimes and it smells so potent like a B&BW lol.. the scents don't just disappear it's like they linger for a while.

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9 Years

What the hell...

Fuck Gemini

Marry Capricorn

Kill Aries

No particular reason to kill Aries. I'm just thinking about this dude I used to work with who thought he was a hardass but he was a joke. A very little joke. He was an Aries haha.

And fuck Gemini in the best sense of the word fuck.

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@MissLadyIceQueen
9 Years500+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by Bricks195
What the hell...

Fuck Gemini

Marry Capricorn

Kill Aries

No particular reason to kill Aries. I'm just thinking about this dude I used to work with who thought he was a hardass but he was a joke. A very little joke. He was an Aries haha.

And fuck Gemini in the best sense of the word fuck.

Hahahaha ??

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@c0mrade
15 YearsTaurus

F*ck one - Capricorn ( cuz they let only the special one do it, and bit kinky and got the stamina )

Marry one - Aries ( most aries women seem to adjust well and enjoy in a marriage and not burdened by it )

Kill one - Scorpio ( they probably done something wrong anyway )