@MissLadyIceQueen
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Fuck one - marry one - kill one
How Zodiac Signs Influence Relationship Choices
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Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
= A dead married parent?I don't get these variables.
You pick one for each option
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
Fuck cancer
Kill cancer
Marry Leo
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
What sign are you? Can I pick one sign?
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I'm a capricorn lol. You pick one sign for each lol
Kill = Libra
Fuck = Leo
Marry = Virgo
too easy.
Posted by LazyK
Fuck cancerKill cancer
Marry Leo
—
Fuck Taurus
Marry virgo
Kill saggie
Posted by WarAngel1
Fuck = CancerMarry = Cancer
Kill = Cancer
It's complicated.
Damn!!! Lol
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
What sign are you? Can I pick one sign?
I'm a capricorn lol. You pick one sign for each lol
Okay, well this is very awkward.
Um, I don't mean to be direct, but for the sake of solving this ridiculous equation, do you want to have sex?
Then after sex, would you marry me?
*gets on one knee*
I know we haven't had sex yet, but I will not disappoint. I've known you for all of a few posts. But...and I've only seen pictures of you on DXP. But, uh... would...would you marry me?
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I'll think about it.
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
What sign are you? Can I pick one sign?
I'm a capricorn lol. You pick one sign for each lol
Okay, well this is very awkward.
Um, I don't mean to be direct, but for the sake of solving this ridiculous equation, do you want to have sex?
Then after sex, would you marry me?
*gets on one knee*
I know we haven't had sex yet, but I will not disappoint. I've known you for all of a few posts. But...and I've only seen pictures of you on DXP. But, uh... would...would you marry me?
I'll think about it.
It's been 1 second. How about now? Did you make up your mind?
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Fuck Gemini
Marry Gemini
Kill Virgo
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
click to expandI think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
click to expandI think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
I'm going to have to say no. I'm sure you'll make some straight woman very happy though!
Fuck :
Marry: Scorpio
Kill: Scorpio
Lol
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.
She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂
you are special *cough* 😛
Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.
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I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
I'm going to have to say no. I'm sure you'll make some straight woman very happy though!No to what though. Sex or marriage?
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So is that 2 votes for capricorn ? 1 for fuck , and 1 for marry?
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.
She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂
you are special *cough* 😛
Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.
I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.
Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.
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My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
I'm going to have to say no. I'm sure you'll make some straight woman very happy though!No to what though. Sex or marriage?
So is that 2 votes for capricorn ? 1 for fuck , and 1 for marry?
Fuck is a little harsh. I'd rather make love in a field of vanilla so I can eat her afterwards. If you know what I'm saying. *flicks hair*
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LOL
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
I'm going to have to say no. I'm sure you'll make some straight woman very happy though!No to what though. Sex or marriage?
So is that 2 votes for capricorn ? 1 for fuck , and 1 for marry?
Fuck is a little harsh. I'd rather make love in a field of vanilla so I can eat her afterwards. If you know what I'm saying. *flicks hair*
LOL
But in all honesty, yeah, give them a point for each. I like cap girls.
And are you seriously gay?
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Nice and yes.
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
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And the point?
What if I don't want to kill sign?
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
And the point?
What if I don't want to kill sign?
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It's just a game to make people laugh. You can always leave it blank ?but deep down we all know
Posted by TheTinMan
Wonder why all the pretty ones has to be gay.. 😢
That's sweet. There's pretty straight women all over this forum.
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
And the point?
What if I don't want to kill sign?
It's just a game to make people laugh. You can always leave it blank ?but deep down we all know
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Have you laughed yet?
And no there is no deep down killing feeling!
Kill: Leo with fire moon
Marry: Leo with water, earth moon
Fuck= Aqua
Marry= Scorpio
Kill= Gemini
Fuck them
Kill them all
I am still waiting for someone to show me what's fun or funny in this game?
Still haven't gotten laughes yet?
Posted by Gemitati
I am still waiting for someone to show me what's fun or funny in this game?Still haven't gotten laughes yet?
Just name yours, woman.
Lord!
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I have to see the point of it...
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
And the point?
What if I don't want to kill sign?
It's just a game to make people laugh. You can always leave it blank ?but deep down we all know
Have you laughed yet?
And no there is no deep down killing feeling!
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Yeah I did
Posted by MagicMona
i just wanna say that i like batman's leggings.
They are pretty dope. I have to say this post did not take off like I thought it would though. Not even Batman leggings could do the trick.
Posted by TheTinMan
Wonder why all the pretty ones has to be gay.. 😢That's sweet. There's pretty straight women all over this forum.
Before I click on this, with my nosy self 😛, is this you dedicating your love to the op? I'm gonna wait until my company leave before I play this.
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Hahahaha it was absolutely beautiful. It moved me to tears. I loved it. 🙂
Posted by TheTinMan
Wonder why all the pretty ones has to be gay.. 😢That's sweet. There's pretty straight women all over this forum.
😆 I can't stop laughing even while I'm posting this. I think I ought to do a redemption of prince "darling nikki" in dedication to @nikkistar on my electric guitar. lolololol. She likes Gemini men lol
You know what. Bump it. I think I'm just gonna go ahead and grab my guitar and amp it all out and do this right now. My adrenaline got me pumpin.
So all I would have to do is copy and paste my dedication to nikki on to this thread @Eddie_Vanjovi?
do it. Record of vocaroo and post the link.
I dont know. She probably mad at me for having her thread gone from this site. I just thought about that.
What? How could a song have her thread get deleted? Duuude, don't back down. We must keep this thread alive. I think I'm inching 3 thou closer to her heart.
Hahahaha no it has nothing to do with any music. I was saying its probably not a good idea to dedicate a song to her because i reported one of her threads. So she probably mad at me I don't know. And I'm not trying to get to nikkistar's heart or anything. Its just the fact that she had many Gemini men and seem obsessed by them for whatever reason so I thought I might dedicate a song to her.
Do et. Stop being a pussy. Unless you trying to steal my DXP love interest. Then you back off bro. This cap is all mine.
lololololollo
You think dedicating a song to her would make it up? Lol
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You should do the cover if only for my entertainment.
Posted by TheTinMan
Wonder why all the pretty ones has to be gay.. 😢That's sweet. There's pretty straight women all over this forum.
😆 I can't stop laughing even while I'm posting this. I think I ought to do a redemption of prince "darling nikki" in dedication to @nikkistar on my electric guitar. lolololol. She likes Gemini men lol
You know what. Bump it. I think I'm just gonna go ahead and grab my guitar and amp it all out and do this right now. My adrenaline got me pumpin.
So all I would have to do is copy and paste my dedication to nikki on to this thread @Eddie_Vanjovi?
do it. Record of vocaroo and post the link.
I dont know. She probably mad at me for having her thread gone from this site. I just thought about that.
What? How could a song have her thread get deleted? Duuude, don't back down. We must keep this thread alive. I think I'm inching 3 thou closer to her heart.
Hahahaha no it has nothing to do with any music. I was saying its probably not a good idea to dedicate a song to her because i reported one of her threads. So she probably mad at me I don't know. And I'm not trying to get to nikkistar's heart or anything. Its just the fact that she had many Gemini men and seem obsessed by them for whatever reason so I thought I might dedicate a song to her.
Do et. Stop being a pussy. Unless you trying to steal my DXP love interest. Then you back off bro. This cap is all mine.
lololololollo
You think dedicating a song to her would make it up? Lol
pfft, no. But it would show you care. And would be hilariously awesome!
If it's something serious, a written letter apologizing for any wrong doing, while being sincere, would be best. If she wonders why you did something, then explain it afterwards. There are many templates online that could help you out if you're not good at apologizing.
I honestly have no clue what your situation completely details, so. I can't really say with any means of accuracy.
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https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.YUFiOTis3HoFOVc07m8xAgErEs
Fuck: Virgo
Marry: Scorpio
Kill : all other Capricorns so that I reign supreme.
Posted by Eddie_Vanjovi
So if f(x) = Fuck one - marry one - kill one.Multiply by the inverse?
So, f(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = 1
Alright, so if I integrate. I get F(x)/(Fuck one - marry one - kill one) = X + C
Let C = Fuck one - marry one - kill one + D
Let D = Dick
Let C = Cunt
Dick = Cunt?
WHAT?!
Eddie. Out of the 12 signs you have to pick one to fuck. Pick one to kill. Pick one to marry.
What sign are you? Can I pick one sign?
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One sign, 9 permutations.
New reincarnation to complete each sequence.
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
Fuck: VirgoMarry: Scorpio
Kill : all other Capricorns so that I reign supreme.
This breaks my heart.
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Why?
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
Fuck: VirgoMarry: Scorpio
Kill : all other Capricorns so that I reign supreme.
This breaks my heart.
Why?
You want to fuck a Virgo (i.e. Not Gemini)
You want to Marry a Scorpio (i.e.Not Gemini)
And then you want to kill all the other Caps so I can't fuck and marry one.
😭
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Awe ? here's a flowers ? you're still pretty.
Caps... alll 3
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
Fuck: VirgoMarry: Scorpio
Kill : all other Capricorns so that I reign supreme.
This breaks my heart.
Why?
You want to fuck a Virgo (i.e. Not Gemini)
You want to Marry a Scorpio (i.e.Not Gemini)
And then you want to kill all the other Caps so I can't fuck and marry one.
😭
Awe ? here's a flowers ? you're still pretty.
*wipes tear*
At least I'm pretty to you.
*looks at flowers*
I thought you hated vanilla.
*tears up*
She truly does love me.
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I do hate Vanilla lol but you love it sooo.youre very pretty.
Posted by TheTinMan
Wonder why all the pretty ones has to be gay.. 😢That's sweet. There's pretty straight women all over this forum.
😆 I can't stop laughing even while I'm posting this. I think I ought to do a redemption of prince "darling nikki" in dedication to @nikkistar on my electric guitar. lolololol. She likes Gemini men lol
You know what. Bump it. I think I'm just gonna go ahead and grab my guitar and amp it all out and do this right now. My adrenaline got me pumpin.
So all I would have to do is copy and paste my dedication to nikki on to this thread @Eddie_Vanjovi?
do it. Record of vocaroo and post the link.
I dont know. She probably mad at me for having her thread gone from this site. I just thought about that.
What? How could a song have her thread get deleted? Duuude, don't back down. We must keep this thread alive. I think I'm inching 3 thou closer to her heart.
Hahahaha no it has nothing to do with any music. I was saying its probably not a good idea to dedicate a song to her because i reported one of her threads. So she probably mad at me I don't know. And I'm not trying to get to nikkistar's heart or anything. Its just the fact that she had many Gemini men and seem obsessed by them for whatever reason so I thought I might dedicate a song to her.
Do et. Stop being a pussy. Unless you trying to steal my DXP love interest. Then you back off bro. This cap is all mine.
lololololollo
You think dedicating a song to her would make it up? Lol
You should do the cover if only for my entertainment.
Yeah but its late now in my neck of the woods. Maybe another time. I don't want to wake the kids with the loud singing and guitar.
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I thought woods were for hootin and hollerin ! Oh and burying hookers.we won't talk about that last part though.
Posted by MissLadyIceQueen
Fuck: VirgoMarry: Scorpio
Kill : all other Capricorns so that I reign supreme.
This breaks my heart.
Why?
You want to fuck a Virgo (i.e. Not Gemini)
You want to Marry a Scorpio (i.e.Not Gemini)
And then you want to kill all the other Caps so I can't fuck and marry one.
😭
Awe ? here's a flowers ? you're still pretty.
*wipes tear*
At least I'm pretty to you.
*looks at flowers*
I thought you hated vanilla.
*tears up*
She truly does love me.
I do hate Vanilla lol but you love it sooo.youre very pretty.
(I read this again and I couldn't help but laugh. I hate vanilla, but you like it, therefore you're pretty. The logic. Bahahaha! I love it).
*sniff*
The sacrifices you make. You really know the secrets to a man's heart.
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What can I say, I'm a regular martyr.
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.
She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂
you are special *cough* 😛
Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.
I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.
Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.
My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.
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Bath and body Candles/Concentrated Sprays??
My fav!
Fuck: Capricorn
Marry:Capricorn
Kill: Gemini
😛
make shy love to: Scorpio, Leo & Cancer in a 4some
divorce: Alexandra Andresen
strangle and revive: Aquarius
Posted by ScorpioTruth
Fuck AriesMarry Capricorn
Kill Gemini
Posted by poison_ivy
Fuck: CapricornMarry:Capricorn
Kill: Gemini
😛
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Damn, Scorps sure hate Geminis
Treetrunk: Saggy (been there; done that)
Marry: Taurus (where the treetrunk is he?!)
Kill: Leo 😈
🤗 cyber hugs!
Love,
Eva
Fuck doesn't have anything with certain signs. You can fuck anyone if they look good. My notebook of unwelcomed people includes 2 scorps, 2 leo and a cap. I don't know about marriage.
Marry = No idea
Hey; can I give you an idea?
okay... sure.
Well, if this Capricorn doesn't want to marry me I'll be single. 😉
Want me to help you propose to her?
Ok. She's right here though. Isn't that awkward?
No idea.
I think she said yes. Or maybe yes to sex but no to marriage.
Girls are so confusing.
Make a huge flying banner asking her.." WILL YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME?"
When I design my electric aircraft I'll spell it out to her in French. Grills like the French.
She did say she was hazy; and it was in the form of a .png. That's better than a .jpeg. I'm so special. 🙂
you are special *cough* 😛
Well, I ensure that every time I bathe I put some in the bath. The Vanilla extracts do wonders on the skin.
I absolutely hate the smell of vanilla. With a burning passion tbh.
Seriously?! It's the first thing I notice when I enter your room I mean crack open a bottle of spiced rum.
My room smells like mahogany teakwood lol. You have been in the wrong room.
Bath and body Candles/Concentrated Sprays??
My fav!
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The candle for my room. The spray for my car 🙂 OMG the black tie one smells Soo good too!
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