
truecap
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Posted by Damnata
Capricorn Sun Pisces Moon (for guys)
"His Illumination: Soft-hearted and generous.
His dark side: Own worst enemy.
This man is a wonderful friend and coworker. He is sympathetic and kind, and full of wisdom. He also knows, and keeps secret, where just about everyone's skeletons are hidden. Every person he knows calls on him for advice and friendship. This soft-hearted, generous man has a sharp mind and a gentle soul. He carries a lot of emotional baggage. He himself keeps his problems hidden from others. He has, in fact, some deep, dark secrets that he carries literally to the grave. He usually has a secret marriage or relationship that he mentions to no one, even his current wife and children. He may also have an illegitimate child hidden away somewhere. Add to this at least one woman who broke his heart and made him turn to chemical escapes. Chronic ill health follows, and guess what? No one knows because he doesn't talk about what hurts him. If he could talk about it, he might not drink or use drugs. And as if all this weren't bad enough, he usually has a glandular problem that causes him to gain weight. By 40 he is usually quite heavy. This adds to his pain because he is a very attractive man. He is also usually found in some sort of limelight, often political or religious. He is very image conscious and yes, vain. He will be the first to poke fun at himself, but not in connection with the word fat. Laughing and cheerful, he can pull up everyone by their bootstraps, except himself. He is oftentimes his own worst enemy. Rescue him if you can, because he could be a wonderful, exciting husband and father. This job calls for a drug free Pisces, a homemaking Cancer, or a Scorpio who has exorcised her own demons."
(Taken from The Book of Lovers by Carolyn Reynolds.)



Posted by caliber
so i'm a dark and gloomy hoe? i swear, astrology is always trying to turn my vagina into a 24 hour walmart -_-;
& other water signs were never ever good for me, i dunno what that hogwash is about.

Posted by cowpuncherPosted by Damnata
I love capinc's description bwhaha
CP darling..
His Illumination: Off the wall humor.
😄😄😄
Mine was pretty accurate except for one part. That "He needs you to dominate him" bit. Uh huh, good luck with that. lol
I'll do the dominating when it needs done, thanks. 🙂click to expand
Posted by caliber
hey, my soul is right where i left it. and i will never admit to the outlandish things said about my combo, true or not.
Posted by size zero superhero
Capricorn/Leo moon profile = spot-on description of my b/f with said placements. Evidently Carolyn Reynolds knows what she's talking about.
Posted by caliberPosted by CreepyPantsPosted by caliber
hey, my soul is right where i left it. and i will never admit to the outlandish things said about my combo, true or not.
would you say you "revere secrets" — 😄click to expand
>_>
lol that's funny. i heard that in my head.
i was talking about this one with a friend. i have a lot of secrets that i hold on to really well, but actually can't stand keeping secrets. i feel, in a way, shackled to them. always gotta be mindful and sidestep certain subjects??_ ugh.
Posted by size zero superhero
LOL naw, thankfully he's nowhere near as tacky as either of them 😄

Posted by CapTenn
Damn, TC. Aren't you a redhead as well?
I'm scared of you now. That wasn't a flattering description. I don't think I saw even one positive aspect in the entire summarization. LOL
I'm sure yours was as flawed or more so than mine.....at least I hope. 😢

Posted by champranger
I wonder how much of this is true ...



Posted by Sn1p3r187
Damnata. You have a lot of time on your hands don't you?

Posted by champranger
Thank you very much! 🙂
"Either taken too seriously or taken not seriously at all."
---> Why is that? Does the cause lie with the Cap or the other person?

Posted by Damnata
Capricorn Sun Taurus Moon (for guys)
"His Illumination: Can invest wisely.
His dark side: Nasty when angered.
Here the bull meets the goat. Both signs are sturdy, plodding little fellows with their feet firmly planted on the ground. Just like him. You won't see him dashing about, changing his mind, searching for universal truths. [My 9th House Merc laughs at you. hard.] He's a steady, honest fellow at work or play. He is more concerned with the basic needs of life, served under a sturdy roof, and preferably on a silver platter. He doesn't want a bunch of junk in his castle. He plans to be a banker, real estate broker, or veterinarian. [Fuck that, I'm gonna be a stripper and assassin!] He will invest wisely, yet keep his priorities in order about using available monies for fun and adventure as well. He will not be a miser with you; except of course, in regard to your sexual adventures.[...] You will be allowed very few. He will be fair about this though. He in turn expects to be faithful to the one he loves without exception. And if any man can, this one will. He also wants children. He is slow to anger, yet his anger once evoked is not a pretty sight. Picture the bull snorting. Never insult his pride, honesty, accomplishments, or his mother. Used to winning everything through hard work, the girl of his dreams needs to be sincere and not a pushover. The coy, hard to get routine will not last long with him. He really is too down to earth for such nonsense. He knows all about love and has a strongly passionate nature. Women sense this and respond as if by magic. His romantic life will be as full or as sparse as he decides. Smile pretty and put your best earth signs forward. Surprise match: the Scorpio. Dynamic!"
(Taken from The Book of Lovers by Carolyn Reynolds.)

Posted by DamnataPosted by Sn1p3r187
Damnata. You have a lot of time on your hands don't you?
I'm an insomniac. Sounds better like "night owl" but yeah.click to expand

Posted by SirHornsPosted by Damnata
Capricorn Sun Taurus Moon (for guys)
"His Illumination: Can invest wisely.
His dark side: Nasty when angered.
Here the bull meets the goat. Both signs are sturdy, plodding little fellows with their feet firmly planted on the ground. Just like him. You won't see him dashing about, changing his mind, searching for universal truths. [My 9th House Merc laughs at you. hard.] He's a steady, honest fellow at work or play. He is more concerned with the basic needs of life, served under a sturdy roof, and preferably on a silver platter. He doesn't want a bunch of junk in his castle. He plans to be a banker, real estate broker, or veterinarian. [Fuck that, I'm gonna be a stripper and assassin!] He will invest wisely, yet keep his priorities in order about using available monies for fun and adventure as well. He will not be a miser with you; except of course, in regard to your sexual adventures.[...] You will be allowed very few. He will be fair about this though. He in turn expects to be faithful to the one he loves without exception. And if any man can, this one will. He also wants children. He is slow to anger, yet his anger once evoked is not a pretty sight. Picture the bull snorting. Never insult his pride, honesty, accomplishments, or his mother. Used to winning everything through hard work, the girl of his dreams needs to be sincere and not a pushover. The coy, hard to get routine will not last long with him. He really is too down to earth for such nonsense. He knows all about love and has a strongly passionate nature. Women sense this and respond as if by magic. His romantic life will be as full or as sparse as he decides. Smile pretty and put your best earth signs forward. Surprise match: the Scorpio. Dynamic!"
(Taken from The Book of Lovers by Carolyn Reynolds.)
... STOP TRYING TO PAIR ME OFF WITH SCORPIOS. THEY WILL NOT CLIMB MY MOUNTAIN OR GET ME DOWN ON MY KNEES. GAWD
*cough* ...meh. 3/5 It's alright.click to expand

Posted by Sn1p3r187
Mind if I take em off of your hands Horns? I promise not to be gentle with em 😆

Posted by SirHornsPosted by Sn1p3r187
Mind if I take em off of your hands Horns? I promise not to be gentle with em 😆
> Implying Scorpios can be gentle
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sure, as many as you can handle dude.click to expand

Posted by Sn1p3r187Posted by DamnataPosted by Sn1p3r187
Damnata. You have a lot of time on your hands don't you?
I'm an insomniac. Sounds better like "night owl" but yeah.
Insomnia? Well that's not healthy. When was the last time you slept? Jesus you must run off of caffeine, sugar, and minithins. lol 😄click to expand

Posted by DamnataPosted by Sn1p3r187Posted by DamnataPosted by Sn1p3r187
Damnata. You have a lot of time on your hands don't you?
I'm an insomniac. Sounds better like "night owl" but yeah.
Insomnia? Well that's not healthy. When was the last time you slept? Jesus you must run off of caffeine, sugar, and minithins. lol 😄
It comes and goes. But yeah, staying true to my vampire heritage. Don't really drink coffeeclick to expand


Posted by Damnata
Capricorn Sun Aquarius Moon (for ladies)
"Her Illumination: Intriguing.
Her dark side: Extreme.
This lady's dilemma is "To be or not to be..." conventional, that is. She's hardworking, dependable and odd. On one hand she reveres convention, and on the other hand she mocks it. She's very bright and light years ahead of the rest of the world. She's also one of the most capricious women of the Zodiac. She has a lot of ability, but while interested in a great number of things, she doesn't market her talents. Her coworkers, her bosses, and most of all her friends would be surprised at how capable she could be if only she'd set her mind to it. In her own odd fashion, she'll arrive at a station in life having considerable status, and she'll excel at some sort of organizational or governmental work. She'll also obtain a fair amount of money in her lifetime. Her friends, family, and children can always count on her to be there for them. So, in spite of her odd way of working things to her advantage, she'll manage to live a decent, productive life. She'll be the traveling singer, the magician, and the tarot card reader in her spare time. While she loves to have periods of privacy, she'll manage to get more notoriety than she planned on. There's something intriguing about her, and nearly everyone wants to uncover her private side. There's a streak of genius in her, and she loves to mix with people in social settings where she can exchange ideas and insights. She's much in demand socially, but you can't count on her not to espouse her pet theories to your boss. She'll start to overcome her extremes in nature as she approaches her thirties. If this is the one for you, I hope you're an Aquarius, a Gemini, a Libra or Sagittarius. Sometimes the Scorpio fascinates in youth, but it's something she can outgrow. She'll never outgrow her wonderfully odd little habits and attitudes, thank heavens."
(Taken from The Book of Lovers by Carolyn Reynolds.)



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