Embarrassing drunk stories

So, recently I may have gotten a bit drunky poo... i was waiting in line at the bar to get a drink. The bartender literally made a bee line straight for me. Made super eye contact. And was like, "you're too drunk. You've had too many to drink." I was like, "what? What has caused this? What did i do?" And he said I was just too hammered. So i was like, "well fine. I just won't drink anymore then." And then he said, "no, you need to leave." It really riled me up. So i got my boyfriend out of the crowd. I told him i had to leave and he could stay. Threw a giant hissy fit. Then for some reason decided to sprint down the street in heels. And then sat on a sidewalk crying and saying I wanted to go back home and such.

I really hope none of my boyfriend's friends saw that last part.

Anyways, it resulted in me googling embarrassing drunk stories and I found a few goodies. One was this guy who took a pic of his butt hole zoomed in, bcz he wanted to see if he had warts. But then accidentally uploaded it to facebook. I laughed for a good while about that one.

So, what's your most embarrassing drunk story??

Share if you dare!!!

The bars just closed about an hour ago... I'm sure someone

will have something for you by tomorrow afternoon.

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Posted by Montgomery
The bars just closed about an hour ago... I'm sure someone

will have something for you by tomorrow afternoon.

😛

Haha i hope so!!! I just wanted more material for my own selfish benefit anyway. So its all G! 😉

Posted by MIIeFisk
My 20s was pretty much 1 big embarrassing drunk story

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Same. 😭

Posted by MIIeFisk
My 20s was pretty much 1 big embarrassing drunk story

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Oh good. So this will not continue into my 30's...? There might be light at the end of the tunnel after all.

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Posted by MIIeFisk
My 20s was pretty much 1 big embarrassing drunk story

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Oh good. So this will not continue into my 30's...? There might be light at the end of the tunnel after all.

yeah. you'll get your tolerance up there eventually.

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Haha ahhh.. I'm past the tolerance phase. It's more about me nursing my drinks and pacing myself.

Posted by Arielle83
I cut ppl off all the time.

I would of given u a pint of water first before you had to leave.

In Australia it's more strict though I find. In Canada you can get cut off, but they don't kick you out. Unless they find out you went behind their backs got another drink haha. But yeah.. hrmph. The girl who told me she had been drinking since 2pm and threw up in the sink didnt get kicked out. Wtf. Oh life.

Posted by idgaf2
i guess my embarassing drunk story is a $ 100 tab in 30 minutes

Jesus how did you manage that

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I cut ppl off all the time.

I would of given u a pint of water first before you had to leave.

In Australia it's more strict though I find. In Canada you can get cut off, but they don't kick you out. Unless they find out you went behind their backs got another drink haha. But yeah.. hrmph. The girl who told me she had been drinking since 2pm and threw up in the sink didnt get kicked out. Wtf. Oh life.

Depends who sees you.

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Maybs Perth is different.. I have a really crazy friend from there. All the Perthians Ive met are wild actually. I've never been though so I'm not sure.

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I cut ppl off all the time.

I would of given u a pint of water first before you had to leave.

In Australia it's more strict though I find. In Canada you can get cut off, but they don't kick you out. Unless they find out you went behind their backs got another drink haha. But yeah.. hrmph. The girl who told me she had been drinking since 2pm and threw up in the sink didnt get kicked out. Wtf. Oh life.

Depends who sees you.

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Ommmggg and I totally saw Ben from the bachelorette! Haha me and my boyfriend saw him from afar picking up girls.. he had two of them talking to him at once. It's probably helped his game a bit.

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i guess my embarassing drunk story is a $ 100 tab in 30 minutes

Jesus how did you manage that

hadn't drank in a while so i was incredibly sober to begin with.

i knew i was about to be stuck on a plane for something like 30 hours. no regrets 😉 it was more like 40 with all of the waiting.

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Haha ahhh.. well that makes sense. Was it just the long flight or are you afraid of flying?

Posted by yupvirgo
Was so drunk that I went home naked from the bar to the cab all the way home (was with Libra friend who never drinks, only goes to bars to look for girls to flirt with-slash- designated driver). I also drunkenly tried to pick a fight with giant, muscular Indian guy. I got banned from that establishment.

And my grandma was sitting at the porch when I got home.

Woke up naked on the living room floor. My phone with 32 missed calls. And a dozen messages asking me if I'm alright.

Oh and one of my Tauruean female friends gave me a wet willy. Just eww.

So I never went drinking again.

What the heck happened to your clothes?! Haha I'm surprised the cab driver let you in. So funny.

Posted by Arielle83
When I was 19 I worked for an advertising company and every Thursday we'd get wings and drinks after work.

Early drinking days so it didn't take much for me to get sloppy.

I woke up next morning with my mom asking me why my clothes were scattered all up and down the staircase.

Then I realised I was still in bed naked.

Just ran up the stairs ripping off your clothes. What is it with drunk people not sleeping with clothes on?

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Was so drunk that I went home naked from the bar to the cab all the way home (was with Libra friend who never drinks, only goes to bars to look for girls to flirt with-slash- designated driver). I also drunkenly tried to pick a fight with giant, muscular Indian guy. I got banned from that establishment.

And my grandma was sitting at the porch when I got home.

Woke up naked on the living room floor. My phone with 32 missed calls. And a dozen messages asking me if I'm alright.

Oh and one of my Tauruean female friends gave me a wet willy. Just eww.

So I never went drinking again.

What the heck happened to your clothes?! Haha I'm surprised the cab driver let you in. So funny.

My Libra friend drove me to grandma's house coz I wasn't married yet at that time. Yeah it pissed me off when I found out I was going around naked too. It was embarrassing. But he said that I threw up on all my clothes so he had to remove all of it, even my shoes had orange barf on it. It was the stupidest, most embarrassing situation I've ever been in.

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I can imagine the feeling.. probably felt so violated. I'm surprised your friend stripped you down like that though. You could have atleast left your undies on. I'm just imagining seeing some drunk naked guy wandering around haha

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When I was 19 I worked for an advertising company and every Thursday we'd get wings and drinks after work.

Early drinking days so it didn't take much for me to get sloppy.

I woke up next morning with my mom asking me why my clothes were scattered all up and down the staircase.

Then I realised I was still in bed naked.

Just ran up the stairs ripping off your clothes. What is it with drunk people not sleeping with clothes on?

The alcohol makes your body feel really really hot.

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Yeah. I've noticed after a night of drinking I never wake up with clothes on. Or if I do.. it's with the exact outfit I wore the night before.

Posted by VivaciousScorpio
When she's drunk and crying

Ahhhh hush.

I hate being that girl. ?

But it happened okay... I CANT TAKE IT BACK.

?

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Was so drunk that I went home naked from the bar to the cab all the way home (was with Libra friend who never drinks, only goes to bars to look for girls to flirt with-slash- designated driver). I also drunkenly tried to pick a fight with giant, muscular Indian guy. I got banned from that establishment.

And my grandma was sitting at the porch when I got home.

Woke up naked on the living room floor. My phone with 32 missed calls. And a dozen messages asking me if I'm alright.

Oh and one of my Tauruean female friends gave me a wet willy. Just eww.

So I never went drinking again.

What the heck happened to your clothes?! Haha I'm surprised the cab driver let you in. So funny.

My Libra friend drove me to grandma's house coz I wasn't married yet at that time. Yeah it pissed me off when I found out I was going around naked too. It was embarrassing. But he said that I threw up on all my clothes so he had to remove all of it, even my shoes had orange barf on it. It was the stupidest, most embarrassing situation I've ever been in.

I can imagine the feeling.. probably felt so violated. I'm surprised your friend stripped you down like that though. You could have atleast left your undies on. I'm just imagining seeing some drunk naked guy wandering around haha

I think the only consolation i've got is that I blacked out so basically I can only remember the part when the Taurean gave me a wet willy coz her tongue's really cold inside my ear. It's mortifying. And to think I invited 2 girls that I really like from college (coz that day was also my BIRTHDAY). I fail as a Virgo.

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Haha ahhh.. hopefully they didnt see the naked thing. Oops.

Posted by yupvirgo
I'm very angry or very silly happy when I'm drunk. I never cry. It feels too good. I'd feel the pain tomorrow morning. Libra couldn't even drag me properly. He said I fell on the pavements so many times which totally explains the gash on my forehead. Then of course there's this sticky stuff in between my fingers, which turned out to be puke lol.

Yeah makes sense. I feel the same way. Unless someone messes with my fun! Then I get upset.

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I'm very angry or very silly happy when I'm drunk. I never cry. It feels too good. I'd feel the pain tomorrow morning. Libra couldn't even drag me properly. He said I fell on the pavements so many times which totally explains the gash on my forehead. Then of course there's this sticky stuff in between my fingers, which turned out to be puke lol.

Yeah makes sense. I feel the same way. Unless someone messes with my fun! Then I get upset.

Do you steal drinks from your friends when you get really drunk? Coz I always do that when I'm about to hit the blackout road. Then I steal smokes from other people's table.

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Hahaha! No. I do ask people for cigarettes though. And I don't steal drinks. I think I just buy more. And just say very outlandish things. I've been doing my head in about some of the things I was saying the other night. Dear Lord.

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Now I don't even drink, not a single drop of alcohol. And I don't even smoke anymore coz probably karma that I got asthma.

Well that's good that you've stopped drinking. Its good to know when to call quits.

Posted by idgaf2
i don't really fly much... i can't say that i'm afraid of it but i do get butterflies easily. it's a lot quicker than a boat so i can't complain i guess.

i feel like my whole life is a big trust exercise sometimes.

i kinda think a lot of things are sketchy. i remember when i saw lake michigan for the first time... it's weird... you look out there and see nothing but water... first thought that popped into my head was "where the fuck are the waves at??"

it's definitely unique.... wish i had taken some pictures.

honestly though, i hadn't been home in a few months, i think i was just nervous in general. 🙂

Makes sense. Nerves and a 30 hour flight will make one want to drink!

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When I was 19 I worked for an advertising company and every Thursday we'd get wings and drinks after work.

Early drinking days so it didn't take much for me to get sloppy.

I woke up next morning with my mom asking me why my clothes were scattered all up and down the staircase.

Then I realised I was still in bed naked.

Just ran up the stairs ripping off your clothes. What is it with drunk people not sleeping with clothes on?

It was in canada so central heating.

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Haha. True nuff. Can't feel that stuff.

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I'm very angry or very silly happy when I'm drunk. I never cry. It feels too good. I'd feel the pain tomorrow morning. Libra couldn't even drag me properly. He said I fell on the pavements so many times which totally explains the gash on my forehead. Then of course there's this sticky stuff in between my fingers, which turned out to be puke lol.

Yeah makes sense. I feel the same way. Unless someone messes with my fun! Then I get upset.

Do you steal drinks from your friends when you get really drunk? Coz I always do that when I'm about to hit the blackout road. Then I steal smokes from other people's table.

Hahaha! No. I do ask people for cigarettes though. And I don't steal drinks. I think I just buy more. And just say very outlandish things. I've been doing my head in about some of the things I was saying the other night. Dear Lord.

Apparently I recite Shakespeare when drunk. I was such a freakin' nerd that I don't know how I even got married lol

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I would think that's funny. Welp she must have a touch of quirk in her too 🙂

I was having a big party at my house, and asked a random girl if she f**ked a certain guy we were both talking to. She asked me how i knew she was talking to him.

I knew because of snapchat best friends. I literally said 'oh because of snapchat'

yeah, I'm still pretty embarrassed to this day