
the tricksters of the zodiac for nothing.



Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.

Posted by ManInTheMoonAnd yet you did...Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.click to expand

Posted by MiZLeoHe is CONSTANTLY trying to fuck with me. If he ever stops thats when I'll know its over.
LOL that's so Wrong!

Posted by GemitatiAwww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂click to expand

Posted by ManInTheMoonYou are very perceptive!Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.click to expand

Posted by LadyNeptuneI am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? AhhhhPosted by GemitatiAwww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂click to expand

Posted by ManInTheMoonNaw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂Posted by ManInTheMoonAnd yet you did...Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
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Posted by GemitatiWhere did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? AhhhhPosted by GemitatiAwww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂click to expand

Posted by TheTinManHating on younger women who aren't slutty hoe bags is her hobby. AyyyeeeeeePosted by LadyNeptuneI been told her that. She need to find a hobby. Unfortunately tho, shes weak and couldn't handle the heat and i think she blocked me.Posted by GemitatiWhere did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? AhhhhPosted by GemitatiAwww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
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Posted by ManInTheMoonYou "don't care" and yet you responded...Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by ManInTheMoonNaw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂Posted by ManInTheMoonAnd yet you did...Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.click to expand



Posted by neves'splain
Amateur. 😏

Posted by _ggHow so?Posted by LadyNeptuneYou do come off as unhappy in life. It might be a pisces thing cause p angel is thePosted by ManInTheMoonYou "don't care" and yet you responded...Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by ManInTheMoonNaw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂Posted by ManInTheMoonAnd yet you did...Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.![]()
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Posted by OCJackSays the dude whose bi. LOL
They also don't call them the gayest little bitches of the zodiac for nothin either.
So... there's that.

Posted by xyinsaturnIt’s how you show you care 😍
I do this to fam and friends

Posted by OCJackButt hurt isn’t a good look on you.
With a title like that, you know what they actually DON'T call Gemini men?..........
Manly.

Posted by LadyNeptuneHe may be a trickster - but a harmless joke like that puts him in junior league - compared to other Geminis. 😝Posted by neves'splain
Amateur. 😏click to expand

Posted by xyinsaturnHe’s definately a good eggPosted by LadyNeptuneIt's to show we're comfortable and to share that youth.Posted by xyinsaturnIt’s how you show you care 😍
I do this to fam and friends
To show that we care is tapping into both twins and inspiring them to balance out. Peace with yin and yang. We can't properly function if we tap into just one side unlike other signs. I feel like you have it good with the gem.click to expand

Posted by _ggYour bro comes all the way to my thread, despite claiming to not care, in order to tell me I have a stick up my ass. And I’m the one with no chill. Right 🙄🙄🙄Posted by LadyNeptuneYou enjoy arguing. No chillPosted by _ggHow so?Posted by LadyNeptuneYou do come off as unhappy in life. It might be a pisces thing cause p angel is thePosted by ManInTheMoonYou "don't care" and yet you responded...Posted by LadyNeptunePosted by ManInTheMoonNaw, your just mad cause I always hand your ass to you.Posted by LadyNeptuneI'm sharing my viewpoint. 😂Posted by ManInTheMoonAnd yet you did...Posted by GemitatiI was just playing. She's not that unpleasant.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
Probably. I don't know her and can't make that judgement.
You can call me a cunt now. Jeez don't get annoyed so quick. I mean it's not like I honestly matter. I'm just a rando and not someone whose opinions you would put much weight into. I have nothing against you but I just have an antagonizing personality.
Stop there. 2 things.
1. You are highly overestimating how much I care. Nowhere do I remember being in a heated argued with you. Stop imagining things that didn't happen.
2. I value my time. Just like I value myself. Stop amusing yourself so much that you think that I'm going to waste my time doing the boring deadass pattern that happens on dxp all the time. If you want to have an actual conversation about something interesting I'll be happy to oblige but untill then I'm not going to play he said-she said with. Sleep sounds like a more appealing prospect. Go take a hit and chill the fuck out. My life's got enough excitement as is than you. Good night asshole.![]()
Same way
Stop being a negative nancy on my fun Gemini thread. Shoo! Be gone.click to expand

Posted by RavishingDude it’s been over 2.5 years already 😱
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.
I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
LOL

Posted by RavishingAll the time. Thank god my Aries Moon can take a jokePosted by LadyNeptunePosted by RavishingDude it’s been over 2.5 years already 😱
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.
I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
LOL
Omg how cute. I bet he trolls you a lot. LOL.click to expand


Posted by OCJackGemini is a MASCULINE sign.Posted by PeanutPunch
Easy there little guy, before your saltiness starts to corrode your skin.
My best friend is a Gemini, and a friend of mine's daughter who is a sweet little precious babu is a Gemini. Those are the only Geminis that have any sort of interaction or intersection with my life. There's no Gemini who hurt me or stole my girl or whatever it is you think I'm supposed to be salty about. The point is that my best friend is hella flamboyantly homosexual and very feminine for a male, and beyond that the only other Gemini I know is literally A LITTLE GIRL. As well every Gemini on DXP definitely aint masculine.
Also just based on the nature of Gemini.
The nature of Gem is 100% feminine.click to expand

Posted by OCJackPosted by Ravishing
I personally just believe that all signs like a little bit of Gemini energy, even if they don't want to admit it. We are cute, charming and lovable. And mean well, but a little crazy. Everyone needs a crazy Gemini in their lives. I have laugh cried with the most serious people I have ever met. Like we're crying but laughing and cracking eachother up at the same time. Gems will do that to ya,
A "little bit" doesn't explain why she would date one. I only like my best friend's charm a LITTLE bit. I know that relationship wise we really aren't compatible because he's way too much of a panderer and submissive.
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Posted by OCJackEveryone else thinks it’s funny. Maybe it’s your humor that blows.Posted by Ravishing
I'm a former make up artist dude, I've been doing it professionally since High School. What do you want me to talk about?
And I don't "try" to be feminine. It just... Comes. Like I'm a Gemini. I'll talk about whatever comes to my head.
I guess the best way to explain what I am tryin to say is. If you were an actual woman, you'd be the annoying girl that nobody wants to interact with cause she talks too much and talks about weird ass shit. Aside from the sexual fanfiction which for whatever hilarious reason, is actually popular among the women here.And also, I don't want to offend you, I am 100% serious, but I feel like you have some variation of autism or something. You can't differentiate between one of my troll threads and jokes or when I'm being real. Like you think everything I say on here about "vageenkas" and stuff is me being 100% serious. Or like my crazy troll sex threads. Or when I post a stupid dramatic gif. Everyone else on here seems to get me and my crazy sense of humor except you. You think everything I post on here is so serious.
I probs have Aspergers, but even then it's not that I don't get that you're making a joke. I consciously can recognize that. But it's such a lame joke that /I'm/ serious. It doesn't engage me in the way required for me to ACKNOWLEDGE it as a joke. Like really? Vageenka? You couldn't have practiced your comedy routine enough by now to make better jokes?
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Posted by TheTinManOcjack is to the libras what Gemitati is to the Gemini’s.
I almost wanna ask Jack if he's sure he's a Libra. But nevermind. Instead I'll just Google Libra and see fo myself if this a Libra thing.

Posted by OCJackWouldn’t that make us the same since you love to hit some dude booty. AyyyyeeeeeeePosted by LadyNeptune
You do not = me.
Aka you like submissive little bitch men. It's okay, it's perfectly alright. Just admit it, at least.Unless your gonna talk about how Gemini’s are tricksters, door to exit is just over there. K thanks byyyyyyeeeeeeeee
Tricksterness is the most feminine trait of them all. I mean why else do you think Loki the literal embodiment of it is a thin little girly boy and Thor the embodiment of Strength and Masculinity is a big swole honest and straightforward dude?click to expand



Posted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL

Posted by LadyNeptuneLMAO why would you think i hate you?
I see all my haters are coming out to say hi. Hi bitches 👋👋👋

Posted by OCJackDitto.Posted by LadyNeptune
Wouldn’t that make us the same since you love to hit some dude booty. Ayyyyeeeeeee
That's lust. I can't actually respect someone who is too submissive. We are similar in ways. You're independent and strong minded.
Anyways you realize I'm mostly just ragging on you right? Jerkin your chain? It'd be stupid if someone actually was like "You know what, you're right, I'm going to abandon this person cause you ragged on them." I would feel so bad LMAO
It's an antagonistic thing. Pokin ya and messin with ya to test your resolve.click to expand

Posted by _ggHateraidePosted by RavishingIt baffles me too! I'm surprised he hasnt jumped ship.
I still can't believe you're actually dating a Gemini.
I feel like you would have such little patience with a Gemini and would want to kill them.
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Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.click to expand

Posted by _ggMercury very compatible too. Great synastry between our charts.Posted by LadyNeptuneYour moons!Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
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Posted by LadyNeptuneSo much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
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Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneSo much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
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Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees/deadPosted by LadyNeptuneWhat if one day hes being serious about something and by that point your all "k whatevs stfu im busy" and he drowns in the toilet or something. Tragic.Posted by MiZLeoHe is CONSTANTLY trying to fuck with me. If he ever stops thats when I'll know its over.
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Posted by sierra_He told me he was gonna use my dog as the plunger cause he 'couldn't find it'. Thats when I knew he was full of it. He loves that dog more than he loves me.Posted by LadyNeptunebut what was he supposed to use?
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
plus i'd be more concerned about his digestive health than the cleaning lolclick to expand

Posted by LadyNeptuneSo the Aries Moon and Taurus Venus are the same. I thought you were Taurus Mars also. Anyway. You and your Gem are 🙏 I love seeing people be happy.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneSo much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
Yep, Aries Moon And Taurus ven
Cap mars and ascendant
Pisces Mercury
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Posted by HippieGemYeah he for sure makes me happy 🙂Posted by LadyNeptuneSo the Aries Moon and Taurus Venus are the same. I thought you were Taurus Mars also. Anyway. You and your Gem are 🙏 I love seeing people be happy.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneSo much Leo! That’s a good thing 🙂 You’re Aries Moon, Taurus Venus and Mars like me right? That’s why I remember some of your placements, lol.Posted by HippieGemPosted by LadyNeptuneAww he wouldn’t do that if he wasn’t completely comfortable with you and showing his silly side. ❤️
Bae texts me this am: Do you have a plunger?
Me: why?
Him: its bad...
Me: wtf what happened!!??
Him: wings last night aren't agreeing with the plumbing. I had to use all your towels to keep it from spreading into the kitchen.
Me:WTF!!!
*calls all angry
Him:JK LOL LOL
What are his other placements? I know a lot of yours but I can only remember he’s a Gem sun.
Libra moon
Cancer Merc
Leo Venus & mars & ascendant🔥🔥🔥
Yep, Aries Moon And Taurus ven
Cap mars and ascendant
Pisces Mercury
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Posted by sierra_Yo!! He pretended to pass out saturday night. We had been drinking and smoking. Usually he doesn't partake but this time he did. I was all 'wow are you alright' *pats cheeks
i remember my gem cousin always fake-fainting when arguing with her cancer boyfriend
but she's basically a gemini-leo with her chart

Posted by TheTinManSo go hide and cry in a corner somewhere. Embarrassing! LmaoPosted by LadyNeptuneI'm not gonna tell you no lie. Sometimes I'm embarrassed to be a Gemini because of the way some geminis act not only in real life but on line too and yeah I gotta say gemitati is most definitely one of them. For this reason is why Taurus is my all time favorite sign. I never once see a Taurus cut up.Posted by TheTinManHating on younger women who aren't slutty hoe bags is her hobby. AyyyeeeeeePosted by LadyNeptuneI been told her that. She need to find a hobby. Unfortunately tho, shes weak and couldn't handle the heat and i think she blocked me.Posted by GemitatiWhere did I say he irritates me?? You need to take up a hobby or something, riding my nuts 24/7 doesn't count.Posted by LadyNeptuneI am not maaad! And you are too pissy for a happily fucked woman. Apparently he irritates heck out of you! So you are bitching non stop! Envy your mother? AhhhhPosted by GemitatiAwww don't be mad cause I'm getting that good D on the regular. And your stuck with a married man who won't call you or give you the big O.Posted by ManInTheMoonLmao! I think she NEEDS stick in her butt!
That's because you come off as having a stick shoved up your butt. He was trying to lighten you up.
That what’s missing...😂😂😂
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