Why not to date a Gemini...

Gemini:

Geminis aren't nearly as fickle as folks make them out to be. They're just, oh,....easily distracted. If you're dating a Gemini, always have Plan B ready -- and make sure you drive. Be prepared to hear all about their childhood, several times, with no specifics spared. This sign is awfully fond of details, and each one is just as important as the next. In the middle of the story about the kid on the beach with the toy plane, you'll hear all about their grandmother's apron, their cousin Sally's first car, etc. Once they get talking, they probably won't notice if you leave the table. When you've heard enough about how Dad used to wear the green overalls to mow the lawn -- and the red cap when he weeded -- just head to the bathroom for a Time-Out. With any luck, when you come back, they'll be ready to wind things up with a description of the way the gym was decorated at their Senior Prom.

Hmmmm....my ex Gem was nothing like that...nothing. Not sure what twin I was exposed to...doesn't matter anymore....a good read though - thanks Cancerlady.

Hey, I'm a Pisces and that exactly fits me.

That's not like me, but I do talk a lot. It might be because I have so much water in my chart. I have a lot of cancer in there. I'm the calmer gem unless someone gets my winds stirring then the waves come crashing in. hahahahahha

thats me too! Us gems love to talk !!

I like gemini women but I cannott date a Gemini man.....I hate men who talk too damn much....shut the h*ll up sometimes damm*t....whenever I'm talking to one on the phone I will look at the clock to see how long they will talk before they give me a chance too talk...they talk so long I find myself no longer listening and saying "um hmmm" over and over again and to what I know because I got lost 20 minutes before that.

Here's a reason to date a Gemini, Cancer Lady. My first husband was a Gem and you'd like this: He could have multiple orgasms. All night if he wanted and he usually wanted - which of course, was to my benefit, right?

I should think that's reason enough. Who cares how much he's talking, so long as he's stroking!

I've never been with one in that way because they turned me off too fast from all the yapping.....But that does sound GREAT P-Angel.......thats what I'm talkin' bout'....as long as the roll over and take their a*ss to sleep immediately afterwards....without starting their motors on their mouth back up.

I thought women liked a man who could communicate?

LMAO

I guess not!

Communicating and rambling are two different things!! LOL.....

Men have multiple orgasms? I thought that was a myth.

I like Gemini men. They do talk alot though but I enjoy that because I am generally quiet.

I mean its not the WORST thing....but I like to sometimes be in the realm of silence and just enjoy your presence...

you girls are soooooo funny!!I swear I laugh so hard people in the office are like what the hell!! lol

Hi Seize, It is not a myth.

My wife is Gemini and I love her. It is fun (after you understand her). She changes her mood, she is happy now and she may not be after few minutes. You get more than one person in her.

I am married for 13 years and it is going strong. We have good married life...good sex (yes..multiple orgasms some days), good fun and rasing our kids together...saving money for the family.

Have fun. You should date a Gemini. They are fun. But if you can get an Aries (that is what I am), it is so great 🙂

Yes yes some of us love those multiple orgasms and it's because we just enjoy the stimulation of a man, especially one who is intelligent. It's all in the mental power. I do agree though that we can sometimes talk too much. I have my moments for sure, but we're more than willing to shut up if someone says, "hey could we just enjoy eachother and not talk right now...I'm kind of in the mood to just be quiet." I had a boyfriend who used to tell me that when he just wanted to relax and didn't want to use his head for the evening. Doesn't bother me. haha. Anyways...these comments are great you guys. 🙂

I will haveto say that All the Gemini's I have met Female and Male are definitely cutie pies in one way or another

Thanks softy! 🙂 We don't even try to be cute...I think it's that child-like mentality that comes out in us.

The two I know have really sweet faces. The first one is a 31 year old male with the cutest eyes and sweetest smile. He also has a very distinct walk. The second is my week old niece who is so adorable and very small featured.

My mother is like that. My sister isn't.

Hello there, I love the messages on here!! I am a 36 yr old cancer female that apparently has some Gemini qualities, yeah I can be one of those that can't stop talking, perhaps it is more of an ADD quality.🙂 Anyhow, I just started dating a gemini male who happens to be "shy", so he hardly talks at all and my knees melt when we kiss so I know the rest will be great when that happens. However, maybe some of you Gemini or others can answer this one. He frequently says that he will call later or "tonight" and not call or call many hours past the time he inidicated. However this is balanced by other actions that indicate his interest and desire for being with me. Does their easy redirection mean that they just forget or have moved on to another activity that has simply distracted them? Also, he is more of a "homebody" than I am and very much of a routine guy, where I am the one going in multiple directions. Yes, I write as much as I can talk. Sorry, I am new to this message board thing, just too busy to ever check back or even get started. PS. I know of many guys that could have up to five or orgasims in one night, not always a good thing. 🙂 makes a girl very tired. LOL

LOL busycancerlady...you made me laugh. I'm a gemini and I have a cancer rising and cancer moon and cancer mercury. I'm a watery creature. It's possible that he may have some taurus or cancer in him. If he's into routine that's definetely a taurus thing. Homebody is a cancer thing. I can be a homebody, but at the same time I need to have the stimulation of others constantly even if we're not talking. I love people around me that interest my mind. I love to be outdoors and out and about as well. He may not call back when he says he will because he does get sidetracked as I often do, BUT it's also because I'm trying not to be too clingy to someone. We often get a little scared that we're going to scare someone off if we are always in their lives. I hope that helps. 🙂 Welcome to the boards by the way.

"My knees melt when we kiss"

The gem I am interested in does that to me as well. AMAZING!!!!!

I think the best thing about my Gem husband is the fact that he talks so much. I am a Virgo so I talk a lot too. That was the first thing that attracted me to him was that great mind! He has an opinion on everything and so do I. We are great a trivial pursuit when we are on a team!! And as far as details, I am all about details and he pays attention. It does hurt me if we are argueing about something that happend four years ago and he can recall every last detail about what I said. You can never live some stuff down with this one.

Sloppy kissers, VERY good at um, oral.

all I have to say about Geminis are that they are TWO FACED, TWO FACED, TWO FACED-dont trust them with secrets are anything

Well, it depends who you are... a Gemini man may be great for certain signs, and rather difficult for other...

Yes Geminis can talk a lot...

My dad is a Gemini and I've seen him talk to me for at least 45 minutes without noticing that I wasn't listening to a SINGLE word... I was busy writing.

Another annoying thing about Geminis is that they are ALWAYS in a hurry...
And that they don't always keep their promises, because their thoughts are too far removed from reality...

Maybe you're right about the talking. But sometimes like now I don't feel like talking too much. Gemini have different sides; can be talkative, can be silent. It depends.

I haven't met a gemini who doesn't cheat. Maybe that's just my experience.

I agree with Kupo...that's my experience too.

We are always in a hurry because we are always on our way to cheat one whoever we are with...its hard work