SalamanderCandy
@SalamanderCandy
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That awkward moment when...his venus is in uranus.
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At least it's not his Sun in Uranus.
That would be worse.
That would be worse.
Posted by Hotbeefy
hahahahaah FANTASTIC.
Posted by SirHorns
At least it's not his Sun in Uranus.
That would be worse.
*thinks dirty*...his...son o____o in uranus.
BAHAHAHAAH!!!!! xDD
My friend always says he has Mars in Pluto or Pluto in Mars.
At first it was quite funny, later not that much.
At first it was quite funny, later not that much.
😆
Posted by BullShit
I hope it's not a fire venus, hopefully it's water or better yet air so he can get out breezy.
Or earth so he can get down dirty X'DDD
Posted by BullShitPosted by SalamanderCandyClean the system, at least he'll be good for something.Posted by BullShit
I hope it's not a fire venus, hopefully it's water or better yet air so he can get out breezy.
Or earth so he can get down dirty X'DDDclick to expand
Clean the solar system from the milky way. x'DD
ahahahahaha
Posted by BullShitPosted by SalamanderCandyYou must have a really dirty milky way. You bad girl you.Posted by BullShitPosted by SalamanderCandyClean the system, at least he'll be good for something.Posted by BullShit
I hope it's not a fire venus, hopefully it's water or better yet air so he can get out breezy.
Or earth so he can get down dirty X'DDD
Clean the solar system from the milky way. x'DD
ahahahahahaclick to expand
Meh, I can say a lot of things. Without the need to do them 😆 And you give massages? o:
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