The Return of the Scorpio: (November 4th)

Okay, what just transpired in the last twenty minutes, from the time that I am now typing this, which is about twenty-three minutes past eight, so, obviously, I'm talking not even ten minutes just before the clock hit eight, was a firecracker, to the say the least. But that's a good thing, I think, given that my chances are much higher now than they were before about a week and a half ago. I mean, she's still a lunatic raving raging bull but, those are just extra added additional bonuses to her charm, in my honest and most humble opinion. 

We smoked a little bit, she brought a couple of doobies over, the reason always being to see her cousin, which again, is my cousin, remember? Which reminds me---I don't give a good fuck if the Cancer, the Pisces, or the Taurus reads this or doesn't read it, so meaning, I don't wanna hear a motherfucking thing coming from out of you and you know exactly who it is that I know that you know who you are, EXIT THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHIT if it is such a fucking time waster for you to read through. And since we already know where we stand with each other, I should not see not a cockfucking mothersucking single one of you....in my motherfucking thread now, should I, am I right? Is that wrong? Am I asking for too much or is it just me being plain mean? I dunno. But fuck you guys. Except for Taureye (that Deadpool guy.) He's the shit. Seriously, if all of the Taureans in the world were like that motherfucker and my friends Wayne and Veronica, they'd be like one of my favorite signs of all time. But still, three people don't make a difference. Fuck you guys. Two times, bitches.

My apologies for all of that. I haven't smoked weed in so long, I feel like ELIGHTENED right now. She really fed my ego and she probably don't even know it. Like, she brought this friend over, alright, a Capricorn, in fact, female. I mean, even if it had been a guy, I probably still would've asked him his sign. Not because I'm a bisexual or anything like that, because I'm not. Fuck that but, but because I generally ask what everyone's sign is. It's just what I do. 

So, she brought a girlfriend over and apparently my cousin even knew her. My cousin stays with me. She's five months pregnant and had no one else to turn to but to me, the LEO, and how could I refuse her? She's a Libra. My favorite female cousin out of all the girls in the family. And the male version of that, happens to fall under the Libra scale, too. What are the odds? Remember that time when they said that LEO wasn't the greatest of all time? Neither do I. And if we weren't ever then maybe I must've missed it. 

But I digress. 

Tbc....

Con't.

They came over with Incredible Mike's Pizza, this was really unexpected because I wasn't expecting to see her until Friday, remember? And that's looking to be an unfortunate no-go for me now in itself, at the moment --- for mom needs me to come over to put together a crib for a relative-friend of her's....mothers over hoes and ain't no piece of pussy worth more than that of your own mother; I don't give a shit if it's Scarlett Johansson, a Scorpio/Sagittarian cusp (11/22), mothers must always come first. Always. 

I keep getting off subject and I'm sorry about that. That's gotta be the weed. And hey, if you're still with me, then I really do fuck with you, no J. Cole. That's a straight up, you're soldier, a fucking warrior, not Cole, himself, but like the actual reader of this whatever this is that I'm doing here. And I'm not a troll. I'm not a troll. And quite frankly, I'm getting sick and tired of reading about people referring me to that. I only attack when I feel like I'm being attacked. All I'm doing is retaliating against people who think that they're smarter than me while treating me and talking to me as if I'm not a fucking genius and I am not one of the top 5 coolest and brightest and most bombest people that you ever met on the fucking internet (let alone in your life for some of you..........) Then I keep going back to ranting, I'm tripping out over here. I swear that I have the mind of a Gemini sometimes. Sometimes I really be thinking that.

What happened tonight was basically, I played it cool. I tried at my finest, and at my absolute hardest, not to feed off any type of vibes as I could. But it was in my duty to not to. I had bigger fish to fry. Instead, I directed all of my undivided attention to the Capricorn (who I could not have given less of a fuck about, not one iota.) But she was friendly, though. She just wasn't my type, you know? I like green-eyed blondes and blue-eyed brunettes and she was none of those. I mean, she was a blonde but her eyes were gray. Dafuq? I can't do nothing with that. But she dunno that, so she then wrote back and told me, "Oh, you a pro, homie? Well, I want you to show me". I'm just kidding. But hey, if you caught that reference, then I really fuck with you. No homo. 
But I saw the opportunity and I ran with it, much to the dismay of my soon-to-be Scorpio Queen. She did not like that shit. Not. One. Fucking. Bit. The Scorpio was fucking JEALOUS! I put that on the grave of my dearly departed father (may he forever Rest In Paradise) that Nicole was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING JEALOUS, BRO. I GOT HER. I TOLD YOU GUYS SHE WANTED IT. I TOLD YOU SHE WANTED IT, DIDN'T I? DIDN'T I? The only thing that saved me was the attention the Capricorn was giving me once I mentioned to her that I  was a Leo. Damn, if only this Leo in particular felt the same kinda vibes for her that she was feeling for me. But I'm a picky sonofmybitch. And this chick, Amber, definitely wasn't the one.

Con't

Every question that I found myself asking Amber, kept getting intersected by the Scorpio. Meaning: as we were trying to have, what was supposed to be an A & B conversation, this annoying ass fucking scorpion chick hanging out on the sidelines, kept trying to C her motherfucking way into the mix. I mean, that was incredibly mighty rude of her don't you think? You're trying to have a dialogue with someone and then someone or something, whatever could thay be, just won't butt the fuck out of it.  

And then it turned really silent due to the Scorpio realizing that she was letting her guard down way too unsubtly, so she opted to leave. And while I was walking them down and out to her car where it was parked at, I slyly asked the Capricorn for her number. And I asked it in a way, where you just couldn't refuse, you know, that Leo charm? I wish I could say that I invented it but fuck if I don't do it the best, I swear I do. And I did this all in front of the Scorpio, of course. I opened the door to passenger's side where Amber got it, and closed it and then right before the Scorpio got it, I asked her if she was still coming over tomorrow and she looked at me with so much wrath, so much animosity though with a lot of hostility and didn't say nothing but got in her car and drove off. And I mean that she floored that motherfucker. And then I went into the bathroom and now I'm just about done typing this. 

I am going to give her multiple orgasms in just one singular sex session. The Scorpio, not the Capricorn. I don't even know why I saved her number into my phone. I ain't never gonna call her. 

Does anyone want Amber's number just confirm that all of this actually happened? I have sources! 

Thanks for reading.

😄 🙂 😛

*Follows topic, logs out*

Posted by ontransit
Lol^

Leos are awesome communicators!

Thank you. We are. But you know who do it even better? Geminis.

Posted by wagtail
*Follows topic, logs out*

I'm the one that liked your comment. And I'm also the one who aways gets his girl. Always.



Goodnight.

*logs off*

Posted by Arielle83
Oi this isn't your blog.

😭

this is becoming better and better 😄 *makes coffee and follows topic*

Leo Nation represent!

Posted by Koniucha
You two are blood related?

Yeah, we're blood related. I wanna fuck my Scorpio cousin who I just met for the first about two months ago. C'mon, now.

Posted by guruyou
Leo Nation represent!

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Fuck outta my thread, you fucking phony Cancer with the sock account from yesterday. Yes, I remember you.

Your disgusting. Everyone can see your cry for attention. Scorp don't want yar insecure nasty ass. Scorp women pass men like you right along. Anyone can have you and aint nothing special about you. Keep telling yourself your amazing yara yara yara. If your dick game was so good she woulda been on it. No scorp woman will pass up a good man with some good dick. You just another washed up piece of shit who can only get the low hanging fruit like yarself faking to be a alpha. Alpha my ass. ASS.

Why something tells me youre balding? Are you balding?

Ew.

Posted by guruyou
Leo Nation represent!

That's why your entire family disowns you so fucking much, that they're literally waiting for your inevitable passing in the unforeseeable future. Hell, I am, too, you fucking bitch. I fucking hate you. And the Scorpio wants to fuck me. Life is looking pretty good from my side of things. Don't you agree?

Posted by Koniucha
In your opening statement you mention her cousin who is also your cousin

Nicole, the Scorpio, is my cousin's cousin from my cousin's mother's side of the family. My cousin, the Libra, we're related because her dad is my mom's other brother. So, we're not blood. The Scorpio and I, that is, are not blood-related.

Posted by Koniucha
You seem rather angry

Who, at you? No, not at all. I know better than to lose my temper at a Scorpio. Now, if you're referring to me going HAM on that guruyou motherfucker, then yeah, he brought that side from out of me. But any other time, though, I'm irresistibly sweet.

Posted by TheLibraMudra
Don't do stuff to make her jealous 😢

Use your Leo charm to be caring and loving to her. I know you have it in you.

This is a Scorpio that we're talking, here, sweetheart. It's a totally different ballgame when playing on their level. I know what I'm doing but I still thank you kindly for your input. I value it very much --- more specifically because it came from a Libra and Libras are top 3 for me.

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Posted by LeoNation92

Posted by TheLibraMudra
Don't do stuff to make her jealous 😢

Use your Leo charm to be caring and loving to her. I know you have it in you.

This is a Scorpio that we're talking, here, sweetheart. It's a totally different ball when playing on their level. I know what I'm doing but I still thank you kindly for your input. I value it very much --- more specifically because it came from a Libra and Libras are top 3 for me.

I was with a Scorpio 5 years. I know the game. But treat her with respect.

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Oh, you're a lesbian? I didn't know that. What was that experience like with your Scorpio lady? I'm kidding. The point I'm making is that we're dealing with two different genders, here. I don't think it'd be right to compare. For example, if I was a Lioness pursuing after a Scorpio male, I'd bet you a dollar it wouldn't take this much of an effort that I'm putting forth in this Scorpio girl, to get my Scorpio guy if I was the Leo girl in this hypothetical situation that I've kinda concocted, here. Did that make any sense or did I just like completely confuse the fuck outta you with that? Because, see, I don't really get that previous sentence of mine, neither. But if you do, then, I don't see why I should change anything about it. I'm not really gonna go after her friend, you know that, right?

@TheLibraMudra

It's kinda hard to believe now that we're talking about the same psycho who flipped out on me while making pancakes just a couple of Sundays ago.

Alright. No more with these childish and teenager amateurish high school games, then. It's probably time to tell her how I really feel (as if she doesn't already know.) But I'm really not in the mood to be getting friend-zoned by a fucking Scorpio who definitely is down to get down and dirty with me behind closed doors but ain't willing to either admit it or accept it which sucks because I'm not known for my having patience.

So this is episode 2! When is episode 3 coming out?

Posted by loulou
So this is episode 2! When is episode 3 coming out?

May 2005. You missed it, Loulou. Anakin flipped sides and then joined the dark side, while Padme died in childbirth. You know for a Cancer, you're actually kinda pretty cool. No lie.

Wow that was an awesome story! Love how animated your writing is. Also, what do you know about Gemini's? Do they like jealous women too? Or is it that ALL guys like jealous women?



I know Kanye mentions in a couple of his songs how he dislikes a jealous type. Kanye is the greatest Gemini of all time to me in my book. And my nephew, a Gemini, can't stand the jealously that his girlfriend, an Aries, harbors, when he actively talks to other girls (though, sometimes right in front of her; but it can't helped....he's a Gemini!) But she mustn't take it too personally, though. They just naturally love to talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. It's in their nature. And although, it's easily understandable to mistake this type of socializing as somewhat flirtatious, don't show them any jealousy from your end. It's a turn off. But that's what I was told. And if if you have any problems with any of their flirtatious ways, talk to them about it. Try to feel them out, you know? They're planet rules Communication, doesn't it? Which would thus make them The Real MVP of Communicating.

What's your sign, Ryoko?

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Posted by loulou
So this is episode 2! When is episode 3 coming out?

May 2005. You missed it, Loulou. Anakin flipped sides and then joined the dark side, while Padme died in childbirth. You know for a Cancer, you're actually kinda pretty cool. No lie.

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IMAO so funny † thank you kitty „

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Posted by LeoNation92
What's your sign, Ryoko?

I'm a scorpio. And for some reason it just seemed like this Gemini guy wanted me to be jealous or something. And now mr. Communication doesn't talk to me anymore.

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What the hell were you doing out with a Gemini, in the first place? No way are you two compatible. Not romantically, anyway, and then definitely not in the communication department, neither. You're way too much more intense, in just about in every way that I can imagine (in how you feel, in how you think, and then in how you act and then react) than that of the flighty Gemini is. I can handle the sporadically care-free and fickle-minded Gemini. But I can also handle the drive and the intensity to that of the Scorpio as well, too. You two shouldn't fuck with each other ever again. I've seen from experience, what happens in this particular match. The outcome was....well, it was to be expected. What more can I say?

Posted by leow31
& the saga continues

I don't trust that bitch in that gif of yours. But then she's a Sagittarius so, I gotta make an exception for her now, don't I?

Posted by TrueFantasy
@leonation92 lol so if another fire sign was a complete cunt to you and your loved ones would you let them off the hook? Only because of their SUN sign?

Or a Libra or a Scorpio or a Gemini and then maybe even an Aquarius (depending entirely on who that Aquarian may be.)

I get along with Capricorns, too.

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Posted by leow31
& the saga continues

I don't trust that bitch in that gif of yours. But then she's a Sagittarius so, I gotta make an exception for her now, don't I?

Because?

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Because she's a Sagittarian. Duh.

Posted by TrueFantasy
Eh, I'm a cap rising...

Are you a Pisces, Cancer, Taurus or a Virgo?

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Eh, I'm a cap rising...

Are you a Pisces, Cancer, Taurus or a Virgo?

Guess?

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A Cancer.

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Eh, I'm a cap rising...

Are you a Pisces, Cancer, Taurus or a Virgo?

Guess?

A Cancer.

No. Out of all the 12 signs you picked those 4? I sense you beef with them.

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Okay. You're a Scorpio, then.

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& the saga continues

I don't trust that bitch in that gif of yours. But then she's a Sagittarius so, I gotta make an exception for her now, don't I?

Because?

Because she's a Sagittarian. Duh.

So wha,t you make exceptions on people based on their signs... fuck that's a lot of shitty people to entertain.

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Shitty people? Like who??

Aries. TrueFantasy, that's your sign.

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& the saga continues

I don't trust that bitch in that gif of yours. But then she's a Sagittarius so, I gotta make an exception for her now, don't I?

Because?

Because she's a Sagittarian. Duh.

So wha,t you make exceptions on people based on their signs... fuck that's a lot of shitty people to entertain.

Shitty people? Like who??

Dude. English isn't my first language but I'm sure you can understand what im saying / mean

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Are you calling me intelligent, is that what's being heavily implied, here?

FFS. You really want that Scorpio to rage fuck you, eh?

Sounds fun. 😄

You speak really good English for a French European. Have you ever seen the film Amélie? That was a stupid bloody question, though, wasn't it? Of course you have. Audrey Tautou is a Leo. Her birthday is a day before mine. But the character of Amélie Poulain was an introverted Virgo loner. She was born in the first week of September 1973, if I do believe.

Does rage fucking even remotely involve any kind of pleasure in any sorta way?

It means you are going to piss this Scorpio woman off so much with this Capricorn jealousy/ power play game you've got going that she'll have no choice but to throw you up against the wall and have her dirty way with you. 😄

I must admit, your Scorpio skills are pretty good. I see what you are doing. Thing is, no other sign but Leo could get away with this. Good luck

Posted by BrightLight
It means you are going to piss this Scorpio woman off so much with this Capricorn jealousy/ power play game you've got going that she'll have no choice but to throw you up against the wall and have her dirty way with you. 😄

I must admit, your Scorpio skills are pretty good. I see what you are doing. Thing is, no other sign but Leo could get away with this. Good luck

Do you have any experience in the Leo field?

Posted by LeoNation92
Does rage fucking even remotely involve any kind of pleasure in any sorta way?

If you have to ask, you've got no chance with a Scorp woman...

Posted by wagtail

Posted by LeoNation92
Does rage fucking even remotely involve any kind of pleasure in any sorta way?

If you have to ask, you've got no chance with a Scorp woman...

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I have no chance with Nicole? I have absolutely no chance with Nicole? I have ZERO chance with Nicole. That's what it sounds like you're legitimately saying here, is it not? No chance. Just, no chance at all? Really? Really, really? Okay, Leo. I got you. I'mma hold you to that.

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Posted by LeoNation92
Does rage fucking even remotely involve any kind of pleasure in any sorta way?

If you have to ask, you've got no chance with a Scorp woman...

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Not to mention that this wouldn't be the first Scorpio that I had ever scored a victory win with and for. Nor the second. Nor even the third. So, by that rationale, this would probably make her my fourth win to win and to have in in my win column, wouldn't it? Yeah. I'm no amateur when it comes to Scorpios, hermano.

I'm known as a fucking Scorpio Slayer in my nation, bro. And what nation is that, exactly? You know my name.

You got her birthday. Are y'all astrologically compatible or what? Lol.

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You speak really good English for a French European. Have you ever seen the film Amélie? That was a stupid bloody question, though, wasn't it? Of course you have. Audrey Tautou is a Leo. Her birthday is a day before mine. But the character of Amélie Poulain was an introverted Virgo loner. She was born in the first week of September 1973, if I do believe.

lol..................I'm not french European & thanks.

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So you just sometimes write in French --- for what....just for the fuck of it? Okay. Seems legit. Sorry for assuming and making an ass outta myself in the process, then, I guess. I didn't know.

Posted by Gooober
You got her birthday. Are y'all astrologically compatible or what? Lol.

Can you send me another link to that birth chart calculator site? I could Google and do it myself but, I just don't want to.

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Posted by Gooober
You got her birthday. Are y'all astrologically compatible or what? Lol.

Can you send me another link to that birth chart calculator site? I could Google and do it myself but, I just don't want to.

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http://www.alwaysastrology.com/birth-chart-calculator.html

Thank you, Aries. I know I have a tendency of getting on a lot of you guys' nerves but even still, y'all always come through for me in the end. Much love.

Sun 11°55' Scorpio
Moon 22°31' Libra
Mercury 0°35' Sagittarius
Venus 25°26' Virgo
Mars 13°01' Scorpio
Jupiter 10°03' Virgo
Saturn 0°58' Aquarius
Uranus 10°44' Capricorn
Neptune 14°25' Capricorn
Pluto 19°57' Scorpio
Chiron 9°21' Leo
Ceres 3°59' Sagittarius
Pallas 11°48' Scorpio
Juno 25°04' Capricorn
Vesta 7°09' Virgo
Node 11°43' –¯ Capricorn
Lilith 25°54' Capricorn
Fortune 11°03' Capricorn
AS 0°28' Aquarius
MC 22°00' Scorpio

Posted by LeoNation92
Thank you, Aries. I know I have a tendency of getting on a lot of you guys' nerves but even still, y'all always come through for me in the end. Much love.

Sun 11°55' Scorpio
Moon 22°31' Libra
Mercury 0°35' Sagittarius
Venus 25°26' Virgo
Mars 13°01' Scorpio
Jupiter 10°03' Virgo
Saturn 0°58' Aquarius
Uranus 10°44' Capricorn
Neptune 14°25' Capricorn
Pluto 19°57' Scorpio
Chiron 9°21' Leo
Ceres 3°59' Sagittarius
Pallas 11°48' Scorpio
Juno 25°04' Capricorn
Vesta 7°09' Virgo
Node 11°43' –� Capricorn
Lilith 25°54' Capricorn
Fortune 11°03' Capricorn
AS 0°28' Aquarius
MC 22°00' Scorpio

Y'all are pretty compatible to me (for the most part). You're welcome.

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Posted by BrightLight
It means you are going to piss this Scorpio woman off so much with this Capricorn jealousy/ power play game you've got going that she'll have no choice but to throw you up against the wall and have her dirty way with you. 😄

I must admit, your Scorpio skills are pretty good. I see what you are doing. Thing is, no other sign but Leo could get away with this. Good luck

The moment leo made his first play at making me jelous I cut him off n never looked back.
Carefull there she's a young one but don't be surprised

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Yeah the jealousy thing never works. But I see this Leo's actions as more of call this Scorp out on her shit. I don't think this scorp would have gone into a passionate display like that if there wasn't some type of emotions at play. She was in stealth mode and he threw that in her face. She got pissed and is still probably steaming about it.

If she wasn't into him, I feel like she would have calmly rolled her eyes and cut him out with deep sarcasm. Or completely ignored him like he doesn't matter. I could be wrong.

@Impulsv

What was the sex like for the two of you for you to have just basically ghost the poor guy like that? That's what you did, though, right? You ghosted him?

Oh and to be fair, I consider every female that I have ever had, and have ever bedded in my lair, all as victories for me and nothing less than that.