Flirty Text Messages

I saw this ad for how to text your gf into bed... classy. But they wanted $ 70... uh no. So how about we come up with our own list, we are libras after all 😉 Try to come up with a situation in which to use it (ie Break the ice, ge the other person in the mood, be playful, etc.) Or think of something that worked well on you 😉
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Men to Women:
—You know, I just saw this smelly homeless guy with yellow teeth, these crazy looking eyes, and the most raggedy pair of jeans I??ve ever seen. He reminded me of you!?? -Internet, start flirting

Women to Men:

Darling I've been thinking about you all day and about how much I love your (noun). I can't get it out of my head. I love the way it feels in my (noun). Just thinking about it there makes my (noun) (adjective). I wish you were here right now so that I could run my (noun) up and down your (noun). No one's (noun) has ever affected me the way yours does. The way you (verb) me with it makes me want to scream with delight. My (noun) is (verb)-ing just imagining you (verb)-ing me. Come and get me, Darling. My (noun) is your (noun).

I love to eat (noun) because it's such a sensual food. The way it feels on my tongue reminds me of (verb)-ing you because it's so soft and smooth. I know they say that oysters are an aphrodisiac, but for me, (noun) really puts me in the mood. The combination of the texture, the smell and the taste excite my senses to such a degree that I get completely turned on. So much so that right now, as I sit here, I wish I could come over there, sit on your lap, and slip my (noun) down your (noun). I'd like to take this olive oil and drizzle it on your (noun) and then use my hand to (verb) you until you're close to (verb)-ing. Then I'd take the whipped cream from my cappuccino, smear it on my (noun), and hide you under the table while you (verb) it off me. And when neither of is could stand it any more, I'd let you take me right here on this banquette, and slide your olive-oiled (noun) into my (adjective), (adjective), (noun), until we both (verb) like we've never (verb-ed) before.

I've been thinking about your hands on my (noun) all day. Can I put your hand there myself? Your fingers are so strong. I love how their slight roughness feels against the silkiness of my (noun). I'm getting (adjective). Can you feel it? (Verb) me again; just like you just did. Do you mind if I (verb) your (noun)? I'd really like to. Actually, I need to. Actually, if I don't, I may just go out of my mind. Give it to me. Give me your (adjective) (noun). Put it in my (noun). Do you like that? I like it. I like it a lot. In fact, I love it. You're getting so (adjective). Touch my (noun). Look what you're doing to me. I'm going to (verb) my (noun) so that you can (verb) me there. Just like that. Just like that. Give me more. I need more. Touch my (noun) while you (verb) me. Feel my (noun). It feels so good. Your (noun) feels so good. Your (noun) tastes so good. Does my (noun) taste good? Tell me how good it tastes. You're driving me crazy. I'm ready for your (noun). Can I have it? Can I have it now? Oh yes. Thank you. Thank you. My (noun) is on fire. If you touch it I might ... You're like a (noun) of (noun) inside me. I can't take much more. I'm close to (verb)-ing. (Verb) with me. I want to (verb) with you. It's close; it's so close. (Verb) me harder. Faster. Deeper. Harder.

Lol excellent grammar Mz. Was thinking a little shorter might be good though.

"Stop drooling. You'll see me again soon =-)"

Posted by lookoutbelow84
Lol excellent grammar Mz. Was thinking a little shorter might be good though.

Yes, those are not texts, but Mad Libs actually.LOL

Posted by DazedScorp
Bitch, make me a sandwich!

True Scorpio fashion, LOL

"Flirting" isn't generally "normal" between Libra and I.. more like witty banter.. but we can't get enough of each other, so it must be working. (Don't try these tricks at home, kids.. results not guaranteed!)


Me: "Mega Millions is at 173 mil. o.o Maybe my dream will finally come true lol"
Libra: "I thought that was me lol"
Me: "Iunno if you were in the dream or not. :p Oh, you mean you're my dream come true??... Well... You did finally shower :p"
Libra: "Your turn then! :p"


*The night before, he'd accidentally dropped the remote control, and it hit me right above the eye. I jokingly told him it was probably going to bruise. It didn't.*
Me: "So if my boss asks, how do I explain this HUGE black eye? I fell? Ran into a doorknob?"
Libra: "Just tell him you tried to touch the remote. He'll understand. :p"


Libra: "Just waking up. Still have a headache."
Me: "Mine's not the greatest, either. Next time you poison me, up the dose. This half dead shit sucks lol"


Libra: "Good news baby. The state game is on tonight, so you will be able to watch it with me. YAY right?"
Me: "Omg that is soooo awesome!! Yay yay yay!! :p"
Libra: "I knew you would be excited."
Me: "I almost peed a little. :p"
Libra: :o


Me: "So I'm missing Big Bang Theory. :c"
Libra: *sends SMS picture mail.. a picture of BBT on the TV screen* "Sent you a little BBT! Muah!"


Libra (out with friends): "I don't want to be here anymore. I want to be wherever you are baby. I'm coming home. Tell your other boyfriend to leave."
Me: "Okay, will do. Hey, he said thanks for the heads up.. he's getting tired of running out the back door naked."


Me: "I just told the flirty old guy I was married to you. He asked how long, I said seems like forever :p"
Libra: "Do I need to come break his hip? Cuz I will."

*confused* WTF are you talking about? lol

Oh, the fucked up star thingy my errant typing skills created. n/m

Posted by DazedScorp

Posted by Nefer
Oh, the fucked up star thingy my errant typing skills created. n/m

Have you found all the random messages I've left you throughout Dxp yet?

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Found two lol Answered them as well.

Posted by Nefer
"Flirting" isn't generally "normal" between Libra and I.. more like witty banter.. but we can't get enough of each other, so it must be working. (Don't try these tricks at home, kids.. results not guaranteed!)

Yep, this is how I am. Sounds like the typical Libra. I like to have fun, keep it light and you do learn a lot about ppl thru banter. Love it!

flirt with Libra= do not be boring and be a step ahead on the mental wit. if he does not get it wack him with the samwich and then start eating the samwich. If he really wants the samwich maybe he is a virgo? and naked samwich is just break...that's not that delicious. >😛. btw I just totally super glued everything together. Hope you Libras do not object.