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Posted by Endless
burn that game in the pit of hell, or wherever E.T the extraterrestial is burning

Talking about Andromeda ofc
The most infuriating thing is, if you fix the bugs it's actually a pretty damn good game. It's just the content that sucks. Bland story, bland characters, bland squaddies, SHIT music & uninspired level design that is pretty much copy/paste or palette-swap.

Kadara is a more watery version of Eos, Elaaden is a completely barren version of Eos, and Voeld is a replica of Elaaden just with palette swaps - icy blue instead of desert yellow. Even the garden-variety side planets in ME1 feel more unique than the ones named above. Xawin (the ice planet), Nepmos (the rachni side mission), even Eletania look awesome.

The best-looking worlds in MEA are too brief to stick around on like Havarl, that asteroid with bad gravity & Peebee's loyalty volcanic planet. But apparently Bioware has a hardon for deserts, according to Dragon Age players.

Considering Andromeda was supposed to introduce us to a whole new setting and blow us away like Mass Effect 1 did, the only thing it got right over ME1 is the actual gameplay (if you can ignore the 3-powers limit, which I absolutely cannot). In every other aspect, ME1 completely blows MEA outta the water. The music alone is to die for. But that's what you get for hiring a shitty no-name composer as opposed to juggernauts like Sam Hulick/Jack Wall.

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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Posted by Endless
burn that game in the pit of hell, or wherever E.T the extraterrestial is burning

Talking about Andromeda ofc

The most infuriating thing is, if you fix the bugs it's actually a pretty damn good game. It's just the content that sucks. Bland story, bland characters, bland squaddies, SHIT music & uninspired level design that is pretty much copy/paste or palette-swap.
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yes, I used to say that too, until someone told me if you remove the story, the characters, the music & uninspired level design, them really, what you get?, that's not a game, they fucked up, is not the first time bioware do that.

and so many gave "mixed" reviews!!! if people don't start pushing the game industry they're gonna ruin so many franchises like this
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Posted by FishyDude
I enjoyed Mass Effect 2, and carrying on where I left off with Mass Effect 3 in 2013.
ME1 is in dire need of a graphic upgrade, but ME2 is definitely the best ouf ot 3. I played them both back to back the very first time. I just booted up ME2 with all the DLC straight after finishing my first ME1 playthrough, and I was just blown away.

ME2 has a more.......primal percussion-heavy soundtrack. Suicide Mission is fucking ace even if I thoroughly enjoyed the 80s scifi sound ME1 has. After I finished the game, I found that audio extractor and pored through around 6 hours worth of in-game music tracks to find all the different Suicide Mission exerpts and put them all together in a massive 15-minute supermix.

https://u.dbr.ee/duae

Also made a humongous 20-minute supermix of the Collectors theme. Effin awesome. And here's a little ME3 remix I made

https://u.dbr.ee/xmWT
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Posted by Endless
burn that game in the pit of hell, or wherever E.T the extraterrestial is burning

Talking about Andromeda ofc



The most infuriating thing is, if you fix the bugs it's actually a pretty damn good game. It's just the content that sucks. Bland story, bland characters, bland squaddies, SHIT music & uninspired level design that is pretty much copy/paste or palette-swap.
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yes, I used to say that too, until someone told me if you remove the story, the characters, the music & uninspired level design, them really, what you get?, that's not a game, they fucked up, is not the first time bioware do that.

and so many gave "mixed" reviews!!! if people don't start pushing the game industry they're gonna ruin so many franchises like this
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And I used to say "just give it a chance and don't compare it to the original trilogy too much, because this is a brand new galaxy, brand new setting" like ME1 was. But I ended up eating my own words. Bitterly disappointed.

We played it through only once last year and it left a real bad aftertaste. Then they abandoned it. This year, I figured.......maybe I was a bit too harsh the first time. So I played it through one more time.......and I was still right. They gave up on Mass Effect so they could work on that Anthem shit. I told Biowar to shove Anthem up their lazy bitch asses. Andromeda is the last Bioware game I'll ever buy.

I had a bad feeling about it from the start, that's why I cancelled my preorder. I could've made Jed cancel his preorder as well but decided to give it a solid go. And regretted it.
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Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy

Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand
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our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true.
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Posted by lisabethur8
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Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand

I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.
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I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the fucking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since.
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Posted by Endless
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by Endless
burn that game in the pit of hell, or wherever E.T the extraterrestial is burning

Talking about Andromeda ofc



The most infuriating thing is, if you fix the bugs it's actually a pretty damn good game. It's just the content that sucks. Bland story, bland characters, bland squaddies, SHIT music & uninspired level design that is pretty much copy/paste or palette-swap.
click to expand


yes, I used to say that too, until someone told me if you remove the story, the characters, the music & uninspired level design, them really, what you get?, that's not a game, they fucked up, is not the first time bioware do that.

and so many gave "mixed" reviews!!! if people don't start pushing the game industry they're gonna ruin so many franchises like this click to expand

Like COD and Battlefield? I ask that, although I've only played Modern Warfare 2 and 3, and I have Battlefield 3 and 4, although I haven't played those yet, but I have seen some negative comments about the newer COD's and Battlefield's. click to expand
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Battlefield and Mass effect are both from EA the most hated company in the world so yeah

Activision with COD and WOW btw, is trying hard to take the spot though

but the problem with COD and Battlefield is that they're basically milking that cow to death, the whole space shit with COD was just too much, the last one weren't that bad on paper, but they removed the good thing like weapon variety........ let loot boxes....... sigh.... JFC
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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.

I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the treetrunking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since. click to expand
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jesus... i have absolute no clue what u just said. xd

i'm so techy dumb
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Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand

I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol. click to expand
click to expand



sorry to hear about ur console getting stolen. that sucks. and i dont think u can get insurance for stolen console.

to be honest.my husband has 2 PCs that are very expensive. lol so he has the best of those. And he is really good with computers too, (it's not his work though, it's just something he likes on the side, and is very skilled at) like taking care of viruses, and coding or whatever. lol i got a trojan virus a year ago or so, i forget..but he took care of that and found the source.....that was the worst!!! took everything out of my laptop and he had to install everything for me. i think i'm gonna try and learn on the side lol My husband is too busy to try and teach me so i have to learn on my own.

i just suck at technology, so i am a laptop amateur.

so the xbox is for my son and myself. xd
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Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.



I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the treetrunking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since. click to expand

jesus... i have absolute no clue what u just said. xd

i'm so techy dumb click to expand
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I can translate that 😆

Water and electronics parts = no good 😄 no idea how he managed.....

He bought a PC (prebuild means he didn't put the parts together, yes we like to do that too)

"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im fucking old (who buys that these days 😆)

"i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram" what im made off, called bragging rights

"cooling system that leaked" that's why we put the parts together ourselves
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Posted by Endless
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.



I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the treetrunking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since. click to expand



jesus... i have absolute no clue what u just said. xd

i'm so techy dumb click to expand
I can translate that

Water and electronics parts = no good no idea how he managed.....

He bought a PC (prebuild means he didn't put the parts together, yes we like to do that too)

"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these days)

"i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram" what im made off, called bragging rights

"cooling system that leaked" that's why we put the parts together ourselves click to expand
click to expand

lol@

"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these daysLaughing)



xd
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Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol. click to expand
sorry to hear about ur console getting stolen. that sucks. and i dont think u can get insurance for stolen console.

to be honest.my husband has 2 PCs that are very expensive. lol so he has the best of those. And he is really good with computers too, (it's not his work though, it's just something he likes on the side, and is very skilled at) like taking care of viruses, and coding or whatever. lol i got a trojan virus a year ago or so, i forget..but he took care of that and found the source.....that was the worst!!! took everything out of my laptop and he had to install everything for me. i think i'm gonna try and learn on the side lol My husband is too busy to try and teach me so i have to learn on my own.

i just suck at technology, so i am a laptop amateur.

so the xbox is for my son and myself. xd click to expand

Ya, it was my PS3 and the laptop I had at the time that got stolen. It was just a standard i3 laptop, but I should have at least had it insured. That's when I decided to get another desktop, it's harder to steal, lol.

I get my internet security suite to sort out viruses. I'm also not to clever when it comes to computers, like building a PC and that sort of thing, but when I look back, I wish I had taken a course in I.T

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some viruses are so bad they can't even be taken out by the pc/security system. by some really really good hackers. i had my security suite on my laptp but i somehow clicked on some site that had an attached virus to it that was one of the very worst i read online.

it's not too late, u can still do that on the side, to learn and take some schooling.
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Posted by Endless
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.



I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the treetrunking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since. click to expand



jesus... i have absolute no clue what u just said. xd

i'm so techy dumb click to expand


I can translate that

Water and electronics parts = no good no idea how he managed.....

He bought a PC (prebuild means he didn't put the parts together, yes we like to do that too)

"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these days)

"i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram" what im made off, called bragging rights

"cooling system that leaked" that's why we put the parts together ourselves click to expand

lol@
"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these daysLaughing)


xd click to expand
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I bet grandpa here have a floppy disk somewhere 😆

My niece saw one in the office once, while cleaning, she innocently got close to me and asked "uncle what is this square thing?" I saw her blank expression and laughed super hard 😄

I dont even use antivirus anymore, been quite some time since I had any incident or need, heck my pc is something crazy, I work with computers, my brother idea, I never studied I.T but it was my hobby, so he enrolled me in this work
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Posted by Endless
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by Endless
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by FishyDude
Posted by lisabethur8
Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Posted by lisabethur8
are u serious— *looks around*

i used to play mass effect on xbox too.
it's one of the few games i like besides zombie games (resident evil, left 4dead)


i think someone made this for u, @heavy



Much better on PC, the mods can make it shine. click to expand



our xbox is noisey too. lol

and that's true. click to expand



I went the PS3 route, even though I only had that console for around 3 months before it got stolen out of my previous flat.

But as Heavy said, better on PC. Everything is better on PC, if you can afford to keep upgrading your PC. I still have my 2013 i7 gaming rig but I haven't upgraded it since 2013, lol.



I was forced to upgrade mine a couple years ago lol when I accidentally spilled water all over the open box. PC died instantly. Had ton of work to do so I had to buy a prebuilt one immediately the next morning.

It's pretty damn good though for a prebuilt one, cost me a little over $ 3200 in total. Had to buy an external bluray drive because it had no drive of its own.

i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram. Can run Crysis 3 100% smoothly whereas on the previous one it was a stuttering mess. What did it in was the treetrunking Raijintek cooling system that leaked all over the motherboard. The pump started dying 4-5 months after I bought the rig and then it leaked. Had to replace the motherboard & get rid of the stupidass pump and replace with the biggest Noctua fan I could find in the store lol.

No complaints since. click to expand



jesus... i have absolute no clue what u just said. xd

i'm so techy dumb click to expand


I can translate that

Water and electronics parts = no good no idea how he managed.....

He bought a PC (prebuild means he didn't put the parts together, yes we like to do that too)

"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these days)

"i7 4790 3.60GHz, 16gb ram, GTX960 with 4gb ram" what im made off, called bragging rights

"cooling system that leaked" that's why we put the parts together ourselves click to expand



lol@
"Had to buy an external bluray drive" im treetrunking old (who buys that these daysLaughing)


xd click to expand
I bet grandpa here have a floppy disk somewhere

My niece saw one in the office once, while cleaning, she innocently got close to me and asked "uncle what is this square thing?" I saw her blank expression and laughed super hard

I dont even use antivirus anymore, been quite some time since I had any incident or need, heck my pc is something crazy, I work with computers, my brother idea, I never studied I.T but it was my hobby, so he enrolled me in this work click to expand
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yeah it helps when u start off very young.

my husband too started young.

so did my last ex. never took schooling.

my husband had to take extra schooling for some of his work though. it's nice on the resume as well.