@RealTalk
15 Years1,000+ Posts
A penis has a sad life...
Also woken up early in the morning and made to stand at attention. Then he has to do push ups until he vomits.
Awww, don't be a sad sack. Raise yourself up high. Cave tour later.
Lmao @ these posts!
Posted by RealTalk
Poor penis...😢His hair is a mess, his best friend's a pussy, his neighbor's an ass & his owner beats him...
TRUE DAT!!!!
😛
The best friend ain't to bad...😛
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Posted by RealTalk
Poor penis...😢His hair is a mess, his best friend's a pussy, his neighbor's an ass & his owner beats him...
TRUE DAT!!!!
😛
The best friend ain't to bad...😛
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...surrounded by nuts
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I think 'A penis has a hard life' is more.....umm.....fitting, surely ?OP stole this off of Facebook 😛
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And? You blew my spot up? Lmao!!! Never said I made it up did I...half of the shit people say on DXP is stolen in one form or another.
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I think 'A penis has a hard life' is more.....umm.....fitting, surely ?
Lol...yeah I know right.
^^^and here I go again telling YOU my panties fit my round ass nice & snug. Even though I prefer to wear thongs so that my ass perks up really cute in jeans. Thanks for your concern though. Maybe you should stop wearing briefs...😛
Posted by everevolvingepithet
I think 'A penis has a hard life' is more.....umm.....fitting, surely ?OP stole this off of Facebook 😛
And? You blew my spot up? Lmao!!! Never said I made it up did I...half of the shit people say on DXP is stolen in one form or another.
You'll set reason off with talk like that lol
Are you referring to me?
Already set RealTalk off in another thread 😛 Hahahaaa.
I like reason, never seen 'em go off.
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Really you set me off? Did I blow your head off & steal your money like the girls in "Set It Off" did? That wouldv'e really been cool...😄
Damn are you that slow? LMAO!!!! Not even going to waste my time & explain. Fucking people man...
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Damn...didn't load correctly...but this one's for you boo-boo.
mine is really immature, it needs to grow up... Ya see what I did there... hahahah............ yeah that was lame i know😢
Posted by Lobo
mine is really immature, it needs to grow up... Ya see what I did there... hahahah............ yeah that was lame i know😢
No it wasn't lame! LMAO!!!! I likey!
Posted by RealTalk
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^^^Maybe you'll get this...
Damn...you are slow. Po thang. Not worth conversing with at this point. Tired ass broad...
Posted by RealTalk
Damn are you that slow? LMAO!!!! Not even going to waste my time & explain. Fucking people man...That's what dicks tend to do.
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Well in that case it should be Lorena Bobbit'ed...Straight up.
@ 1st I was like eww pedo vibe... then I was like hmm.. there leagal now... Still uneasy about the song tho...
leebs dark humor i guess....
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Poor penis...😢
His hair is a mess, his best friend's a pussy, his neighbor's an ass & his owner beats him...
😛