Animal attacks

just wondering if anyones been attacked by any animals these are my animal attacks...

kangaroo attack when i was 5 by mama kangaroo for chasing her joey

Ive been bitten by a seal

and I recently got attacked by a dog...this fucking hellhoud just ran out of no where lunged at my thigh and bit me.It left these puncture wounds that look like some rabid demon has bitten me with all these teeth marks (we dont have rabies in australia).

and yeh ....

I was up last night thinking about that woman who got attacked by that chimp i saw on oprah some stupid bitch gave a chimp xanax and it went bonkers and mutilated this woman......Who the fuck gives chimps DRUGS!!!—?? especially human medication!—? If i ever find that woman ill go bonkers on her ass and not in the good way

anyways anyone got stories?...........and no bee stings dont count unless its a killer bee or something exotic.......oooh and post parasites if you can!! like the fly who lays a grub in your head

Malamute, when I was a girl. Wanted to 'pet the pretty doggy'. Dog had other things in mind, defending the yard was the big one. The upshot was my left hand bitten down to bone. Looked like my hand exploded. Over 100 internal stitches, 9 lovely big sutures to close. ( I got to pick blue, I was so proud ).

Posted by girl_in_black
I rat once came rushing towards me. I felt I was gonna die right there and then. I ran for my life and luckily it didn't catch me. I still have nightmares tho.

lmfao

😄 Good times, good times.

fark I really like dogs but after that attack im really wary now they can be so effing SAVAGE!!!! I'm not allowed near horses they know Im scared when im near them then we both flip out.......but i like touching theyre noses

I thought i was being attacked by a fish in the pisces forum ended up biting his own tail.

dynamite what are u snow white? Im sure uve had worms at some stage in ur life....lice?....crabs?......LOBSTERS?

My sister's pet prairie dog attacked me. I had one too, and she was so sweet and docile, but my sister's was mental and only liked her. I went into her room to get something and it had gotten out of its cage and was hiding under the bed apparently. When it saw I wasn't my sister, it ran out and started attacking my leg. It was small enough so I just kicked that shit off me, it hit the wall and ran back under the bed. Little bastard. :/

It also attacked my dad one night while he was in the living room playing with my PD...he was laying on the floor - so the thing got him right in the face and then ran into my room and hid. Took my sister an hour to get it out.
That was the last person it ever thought about attacking though. Shortly thereafter it "ran away." We never saw it again.......... lol. (My dad definitely took care of it.)

Posted by Dynamite Parfait
I've been bit by a few mosquitos and black flies..

Does that count?

did u at least contract malaria? and did the black flies lay babies?..... its ok i think i know the answer to that one.

Posted by brianafay
My sister's pet prairie dog attacked me. I had one too, and she was so sweet and docile, but my sister's was mental and only liked her. I went into her room to get something and it had gotten out of its cage and was hiding under the bed apparently. When it saw I wasn't my sister, it ran out and started attacking my leg. It was small enough so I just kicked that shit off me, it hit the wall and ran back under the bed. Little bastard. :/

It also attacked my dad one night while he was in the living room playing with my PD...he was laying on the floor - so the thing got him right in the face and then ran into my room and hid. Took my sister an hour to get it out.
That was the last person it ever thought about attacking though. Shortly thereafter it "ran away." We never saw it again.......... lol. (My dad definitely took care of it.)

thats the most cutes/ savagest thing ive heard alongside the deer and the rat

nah im not hostile Im just sassy and curious........I hate it when something cant be explained so i like to investigate.....pisces are like X files

Lol X files....

dynamite I really like ur DP camilla belle has a really beautiful name I spend alot of my time coming up with names for kids im prolly never gonna have. u can tell her parents loved her....I know I loved her in push

yeh ur heels wouldent go down too well

Posted by MegStings
He probably doesn't want to break a nail lol

Getting dirty is fun... Normally I go into the bushes and climb a mountain.. not as much fun now that I lost my camera... I love hiking anyway!!!

Going to take a bottle of Tequila with me today. Climb a tree.

are you shambo off survivor?

My truck was almost attacked by a wild boar the other night.


True story!

No, thank god! I don't mess with animals like that, so I don't really come in contact with them.

Btw, how the do you get bit by a rat?!

Posted by FeistyAquarian
lol! Those dangerous magpies....wtf...


Oh and once I was attacked by a dead pufferfish in the middle of one of my classroom sessions haha! Ok, attacked is a strong word...I dropped it somehow and went to catch it and...have you ever tried to catch an animal that looks like it swallowed a porcupine?? Ouch. More of my ego than anything else though! 😛

~zhombie puffer fish!~

Been bit by a hamster.