@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
Beauty Queen / SuperModel asked me to attend mass with her
slide her the D
I DON'T WANNA IMPREGNATE HER! I'M WAITING FOR MARRIAGE.
after the mass, invite her home.
start the hifi, sweet dreams comes up on the radio.
You start slowly dancing with her while locking eyes
Awesome dude! 🙂
1. You should be thankful to Jesus for this opportunity! If it wasn't for him, no Supermodel.
2. I would suggest you propose to her right there, since your families are all around.
3. There is no competition around - not that it would make any diffrence, remember YOU are the catch!!
4. Walk to her dad and tell him your dad is taller and more rich!!
5. follow what hydorah said in his first comment - Jesus won't judge you.
6. I am waiting for the wedding invitation already
🙂
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassment.
Posted by Gemitati
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassment.
What? 😡 He can pull this off easily!
He is a CPA lawyer, for god's sake, has a blog and he works out like there is no tomorrow.
What else can a super model ask for? Right, nothing!!
Posted by Gemitati
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassment.What? 😡 He can pull this off easily!
He is a CPA lawyer, for god's sake, has a blog and he works out like there is no tomorrow.
What else can a super model ask for? Right, nothing!!
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She might think he is a Harvard graduate.
And he refused to apply!
Posted by Gemitati
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassment.What? 😡 He can pull this off easily!
He is a CPA lawyer, for god's sake, has a blog and he works out like there is no tomorrow.
What else can a super model ask for? Right, nothing!!
She might think he is a Harvard graduate.
And he refused to apply!
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Hmmmmm....let me think about it for a few hours until my big male brain can come up with a genius solution for this problem
hmmmmmm.....Harvard...USA...Weinstein.....thriller.....the Thrilla in Manilla.....Boxing....Filipino Manny Pacquiao...Sagittarius >>> Harvard!!!!!!!
See Sag is always the solution. Bunny just needs to tell her he is Many's twin cousin who happens to be a Sag and everything will be alright! Who cares about Harvard when you can be a popular boxer's twin cousin Sag??
🙂
talk about your blog
say you're an expert on sex
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.
“Supermodel”
Posted by Gemitati
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassmentWhat? 😡 He can pull this off easily!
He is a CPA lawyer, for god's sake, has a blog and he works out like there is no tomorrow.
What else can a super model ask for? Right, nothing!!
She might think he is a Harvard graduate.
And he refused to apply!
Hmmmmm....let me think about it for a few hours until my big male brain can come up with a genius solution for this problem
hmmmmmm.....Harvard...USA...Weinstein.....thriller.....the Thrilla in Manilla.....Boxing....Filipino Manny Pacquiao...Sagittarius >>> Harvard!!!!!!!
See Sag is always the solution. Bunny just needs to tell her he is Many's twin cousin who happens to be a Sag and everything will be alright! Who cares about Harvard when you can be a popular boxer's twin cousin Sag??
🙂
click to expandWould that made more impact if he interrupted the mass by snatching mic from the man in robe and announced that he is here with her and he wants no sex before the wedding? 😂
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.
And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Posted by nano
Wake up from the dream!
And post something inane! Everyone waiting...
Posted by hydorah
talk about your blog
Like ‘do you want to see my blog?’ while touching his crotch?
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
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Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
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I know. Everyone knows. But you are the one who makes a joke and when been responded with one - goes 👀👀👀
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
I know. Everyone knows. But you are the one who makes a joke and when been responded with one - goes 👀👀👀
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Your jokes aren’t funny tho...
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
I know. Everyone knows. But you are the one who makes a joke and when been responded with one - goes 👀👀👀
Your jokes aren’t funny tho...
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It’s because you are dull!
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
I know. Everyone knows. But you are the one who makes a joke and when been responded with one - goes 👀👀👀
Your jokes aren’t funny tho...
ffs will you two just confess you're in love love and run away together.
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I’m playing the long game.
Posted by Gemitati
Refuse! You don’t want to look silly next to her! Spare yourself an embarrassmentWhat? 😡 He can pull this off easily!
He is a CPA lawyer, for god's sake, has a blog and he works out like there is no tomorrow.
What else can a super model ask for? Right, nothing!!
She might think he is a Harvard graduate.
And he refused to apply!
Hmmmmm....let me think about it for a few hours until my big male brain can come up with a genius solution for this problem
hmmmmmm.....Harvard...USA...Weinstein.....thriller.....the Thrilla in Manilla.....Boxing....Filipino Manny Pacquiao...Sagittarius >>> Harvard!!!!!!!
See Sag is always the solution. Bunny just needs to tell her he is Many's twin cousin who happens to be a Sag and everything will be alright! Who cares about Harvard when you can be a popular boxer's twin cousin Sag??
🙂
Would that made more impact if he interrupted the mass by snatching mic from the man in robe and announced that he is here with her and he wants no sex before the wedding? 😂
click to expandHmmmmmmmmmmm.....let me think about it for a couple of hrs until my big male brain has decided whether this would work or not...
Posted by LadyNeptune
Attend mass and suck off the priest in the confessional box thingy.And let her watch your skills so there going to be no stupid questions like ‘are you hay?’ later when you married...
Firebunny is trolling. There is no supermodel.
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Any proof? 😡
Why would he then go to the mass?
Why wouldn't a supermodel be religious?
Why is the church a good place to pick up supermodels? I do it at times too.
I want you to apologize to FB and all of us who have been on dates with supermodels in the church!
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