Body Parts (Page 11)

Hmm, good consideration. My Gramps had them ever since I could remember. My Grandmother passed with her own teeth. LOL Don't put the man into the future 30-40 years, enjoy him now.

vanity is one of Aphrodite's/Venus' afflictions. she is the goddess of love and beauty. i happen to love beauty...beautiful, hot, sexy men. frenchy is attractive but spring chicken he is not. so sometimes i catch myself actually thinking and that's not good for either of us.

I appreciate a beautiful male specimen as well as the next woman, but I try to look beneath the surface. I don't care how fine a man is, if there's not that indefinable 'something' that makes us click, then there is no point for me. I'm sure the men in my life haven't been everyones cup of tea, but my eyes are doing the looking, my hands the touching. All that matters.
And don't misunderstand, not implying that that's all you look for, just what works for moi.

oh i'm shallow. i've come to terms with it.

actually, does he need to be straight out of a magazine? no. in fact, really attractive men aren't necessarily attractive to me. so yes, beauty is more than skin deep.

with that said, i like a well-rounded package of innie/outtie hotness. he doesn't have to be sexy to the rest of the world but he does have to be sexy to me and if it just so happens, by sheer coincidence, he's sexy to world, all the better 😉

age however is tricky because it's not merely depleting looks. i think to a degree, that i could deal with that but decreasing libido, energy, flexibility, etc... 16 years is an ENORMOUS gap and where i've dated older men before, i always struggled with how old is too old? like it's fine for now but in 5 years, is this gonna work?

i mean, could ashton REALLY gonna stay with demi FOR LIFE and be committed?

so yeah, i can have lots in common with an older dude but i once went out to dinner with a guy in his early 50s and i kept looking at him thinking, you look just like my daddy...*shudders*

I've never been into 'pretty boys'. I like men that look like men.
I understand the ambivalence about the age gap, but you're analyzing it to death. Let the future work itself out. If you put yourself forward in 5 years, 10, 15, and base the present on that you might miss out on something really good.
Never saying a game plan and a goal is irrelevant, in fact it's quite intelligent and necessary. What I'm trying to say, albeit poorly, is quit fretting over crows feet, lax muscle tone and the fact that he may or man not have wood if the breeze blows. Enjoy and care about him right now.

May or may not. Cripes I hate typos.

i'm a taurus with OCD, by the time i stop thinking about his wang really won't work.

i think that given you've experience marriage and have children, you come from it with a more open/relaxed perspective.

i don't have kids and would like them. where i'm not trying to have a child in the next 2 years or so, i am taking sperm donor applications and just any old body...pun intended, won't do.

overall, i don't want to waste any of dude's time while i experiment with the notion of dating someone older. it'd suck to hang out with him again and then realize at go, "you know, i don't like wrinkly."

Posted by Astrological Aftermath1

who really gives a shit? there's no forum police searching for off-topic threads and no one really cares if it's off topic or not. i don't give a shit?

DXP NET CAN SUCK MY BIG FAT DICK!

awwh, what happened to da baby today? come sit on mommy's lap and tell me all about it.

cunts?

ooooooooooh, you must mean that other taurus?

Shit AA, chill out before I give you a spanking and put you in the corner. 😛

i think he's on punishment already. mum must've caught him starting fires again.

*snort* Gonna put a hurtin' on that boy. PROPER.

*whispers*....i think it's cause his wee is small

LOL Ohhhhh DEAR. Trying to flush him out now.

flush him period would be nice. lil turd.

LOL Awwww I want to schqueeze him.

the first non-female relative to touch him. how much you wanna bet he'd have an accident down below. i'm not sure what type of accident but an accident nonetheless. he seems a bit high-strung.

ack!

the first female non-relative...oops!

i just ate and am feeling a lil sluggish. definitely over did it. i think i need a nap.

There's a whole "Mrs. Robinson" vibe to that thought. Considering he's 2 years older than my daughter. 😛

Nap sounds good. Can't though, still on the clock for 1/2 hour, then must toddle off to put in an evening shift. Wheeee.

younger ones are supposed to have higher libidos but having to put your date in a high chair when you go out, that could be a bit awkward.

yeah, it's time for a nap. i'm outside right now. it's not hot but the weather is nice and it's putting me to sleep. so a quickie can't hurt...and i wish i meant sex.

Same here. Muggy, close and warm. Looks like rain but it hasn't hit yet. Hehehehee. And they really get irritated when you put on the bib.

nope, no rain. and maybe that's why he was in such a bad mood. aries men are don't do hungry well.

ok, i'm off. ttyl venus

our "ripe" = your "feral"

Excellent. The forum didn't blow up after we hit 1000 posts.

^ LOL You expected it too? *brow raised*

Shit talk works for me. See how far we can take this.

we're talking about poop now? i don't think i wanna talk about poop so early in the morning.

LOL Taurean trifecta. Food, sex, excrement.

you know, i read about that kind of taurus...perish the thought.

i still want to know about TOC ad the mangos

Mangoes will go better with my Oriental salad *tapping bowl*.

LOL Ninjas in cahoots with Mother Russia, it's in Siberia now.

i just dont understand how something horrible could involve mangos. but ok.

i'm chatting with frenchy so...

C'est si bon.

Posted by venusianbull
LOL Taurean trifecta. Food, sex, excrement.

Aren't Bulls supposed to be great cooks?

yes but we're too "lazy" to actually cook 😛

This one is VH. I rock a kitchen. *crossing heart*

i'm not searching the forums to find out.

it's probably some wack ass story that ends with you and the aqua covered in mango meat. how is he btw?

uhm...yeah, go back to the thread. i think i said that on page 2. but it's nice to know that you would alienate yourself from such a good friend on principle or whatever.

i like mr. aqua. he seems so nice and rational. little did he know that you would do this to him...treat him this way. what's his email? i want to send him an e-card.

i know that he cares enough about you miss you.

i know you're smart enough to realize that it was due to immaturity.

yet, no olive branch from the libra now knowing that he asked about you? you mith him too. it's sad 😢

yeah, i think if you guys were truly friends, you'll find your way back again. although, i have a libra friend that did/has written off some people for the most peculiar of reasons. ultimately, and obviously, it's up to you. i'm not saying he's doing or has done everything right but if he's still communicating with you...however infrequent/removed, i'd say it's not a done deal in his mind either. i think for most fixed signs when it's done, it's done.

on a side note, i checked my VM today. the aries left me like 5 msgs since mar 23. i don't check my vm obviously. the last one was about work...really long and rambling. i'm trying to open myself up to him again but i don't wanna. i feel bad because i know he's trying. he text me a lil while ago and i have yet to respond.

so in terms of signs, i feel like i'm being stubborn...taurus. but i don't like him like him anymore...venus in aries. together...the hot then cold mixed with the stubborness...i'm not sure what sign is best suited for me anymore.

yea, i could do that but when i'm in this sorta zone, i can be uncharacteristically cold. that's what happened the last time we spoke. he was trying to get me to laugh and *crickets*

i'm afraid if i talk to him right now i could freeze him out and i'm not sure that i want to. he KNOWS i never check my VM so to leave 5 and for them to be long as hell...god.

the truth is, he is REALLY busy with work and i'm happy for him because he needs this so he doesn't have as much time for me. so even if we did kiss and make up, things will be different and i'm trying to be understanding but it's really hard to go from being really into someone at first, slow decline then *poof*

i told myself after the leo that there's a fine line between work and me. i don't have to come first but a guy has to be good at making me feel as if i do 😛 the aries SUCKS at it. he's sweet thought. it's a tough one for me...

TOC - you know how to add friends to your profile page? i want to add my list of crazies to mine...like trading cards.

i forgot. you don't even know how to post a pic. i figured it out...not that you care 😛

yeah i figured it out.

i only have 3 😢

i'm going to try to rate them from high to low

5 will be *feral*

1 will be *cat*

i hate cats

i added mr. nice for balance. he's on a mission to discover some linkage between brobert and myself. i want to figure out a way to get him to write a song about me.

you try imageshack.us?

if so, once you upload it, check the right side for HTML

that's the code you use

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i got the basics up. it looks a lil sloppy. my inner perfectionist is coming out so i'l fix it later. 5 = feral 1 = declawed

OMG! i totally missed the baby with the bad parents pic. you can post pictures!!!!

i am so proud of you!

but can you make things BOLD?