Body Parts (Page 17)

about 2-3 years.

and OMG! i think i need to stop letting my friends read what i write. my virgo bff just called. i forwarded him a link to the thread i created about him and he is none too pleased. he did have a chuckle about folks saying he was a sociopath thought 🙂

and what's wrong with slow and sensual? that's the best. it's a nice build-up to the fastfuq.

i can't stand guys who don't do the warm-up right. i think that's probably why i remained a virgin for so long. the younger they are, the more they don't know how to tweak the buttons.

the aqua wasn't little. he was really long and not so much wide. so that was an issue in and of itself. his style wasn't bad other than he came quick. but i loved him and he was playful in the bedroom which was nice but after being with my leo-ex, i think i prefer less theatrics.

i showed the virgo because i said i would. he wasn't so much upset by what i said. he was worried that i'm giving too many of his personal details out. he's very googlable and he said that he's already got chicks trying to perform background checks and what not on him so he doesn't need any more heat. i had to reassure him that the details i give are vague but eh, virgo = paranoid.

and don't act like the guys you've been with knew what they were doing. i guess some women don't need foreplay but if i'm going to be in love with a man's member, i can guarantee that there will have been an uncontrollable build-up before the clothes even came off. in those instances were we went straight to it, i ended up backing out before the deed was done or if the deed was done, i wasn't impressed. i'm very finicky when it comes to wee injection.

and where did AA go? i think scared him off. i think it's a great thing that he's holding onto his virginity. he shouldn't feel so embarrassed by it.

AA isn't 32 😛

look at his picture for cripes sake! he's about 5 years younger than you.

well, isn't everyone googlable? for him though, there's a lot of info out there about him and for the most part, it's good but he does complain about it a lot. he says he wants to go back to 80's style dating and i can't blame him. it's not fair that people can learn so much about you before you even have a chance to sit down to a meal.

frenchy didn't know my last name but he researched my fuqn email via facebook, got my last name and i know he googled the shit out of me 😛

and i think guys like to be teased a little. i mean, the first time he goes for it, if he gets it, he's happy for the moment but really, it would've probably have been better to make him work for it. and i think that if they miss, it's not a total failure. i mean, if he got to see your boobies or he touched the pie, he's willing to come back for more because in his mind, it's just a matter of time. little do they know...

lol! that's f-d up. poor little 14 y/o perv. i think you should do him. or better yet, give him the impression you'd do him and then don't. payback for the dumpage.

fortunately, i never had to worry about that as a teenager. i was afraid of boys. once at school i went to the restroom during class and this really popular guy was in the hallway at the water fountain. i had to pass right by him to get to the girl's room and UGH! i was sooo nervous. i was such a spazz.

so i walk past him and he speaks and i think i mumbled something that was reminiscent of "hey." i then go past and he's like, "damn you got a fat ass." he meant that in a good way 😛 but it freaked me out sooooo much that i hid in the bathroom for a good 10 minutes before i came back out. he probably thought i was taking a shit.

and i said i don't get on facebook. i'm on it in case someone from my past that i like wants to locate me but i don't go on it to socialize and shit. it makes me uncomfortable and yes, it's not cool to be searchable because it gives people unfair advantage. my bff has got a freaking fined recently and that's on there! i mean, it's ridiculous shit. i haven't googled my name in like 2 years. the last time i checked it wasn't bad but now, god knows. i'm afraid to look.

Seriously thinking about flipping my hours around, missed some good chit last night.

morning ladies! venus, yes, change your schedule so you can keep me company.

i have decided to make today an all-nighter. went to the gym, took my shower, got my tea so i think i'm all woked up now and can finish the mess i started last night.

and yes, i was shy. hmm...now i think of it, i'm more introverted than shy though. sorta like AA, obnoxious but only AFTER you get to know me. guys are different though. if i see one that i like i'm very direct. i have no problem walking over and telling a dude i think he's HOT! now THAT got me into trouble from time to time and i think my being shy early on kept me from getting knocked up. in another life i was probably a fast ass.

also back then, "phat" wasn't invented yet so his "fat" meant "donk" in today's slang. which reminds me, did anyone see the two recent interviews with janet jackson? although her family is weird, she's soooo taurean. i think a lot of my taurus fem friends are hyper-aware of their "assets" but are uncomfortable with them in a way. i sensed that from janet. like, you know what lures them in but don't aren't exactly comfortable being the bait.

FB really isn't my thing. being on here is actually unlike me but given my current project, i have a lot of downtime in between doing stuff so for once, i can play on the computer instead of regard it as work.

WOW! lmao! that is horrible...keep us posted!

is he really a terrorist? isn't that something she can verify on the internet? i bet he's googlable 😛

i never understood the rush to get married. i guess for the security of knowing that you no longer have to look and that you can have kids and all that crap but uhm, NEEDING someone in my face 24-7...it's not something that ever really appealed to me. that's not to say i don't want to get married but i can't imagine it just being anyone.

now frenchy has suggested that if we hit it off during my mini-vacay in france that i could shack up with him. in france the have formal civil unions. do you have those in AU? it's not exactly marriage but it's a legal document that says that two people are cohabitating and it affords both parts certain rights. what's cool is it enables foreigners to be in the country legally so uhm...yeah. part of me is saying, be real, real nice to him but i've never been a really good gold-digger. and i've tried!!!

i wish i could be more sinister.

are you NUTS? no and hell no! sheesh. just sayin is all. i was reading up on some chick's blog about how she got in a civil union with a french dude that she knew only 6 months. they were dating and salaries are depressed there so technically, it makes sense to shack up. but me an frenchy....no! i'd definitely have to be on the street with suitcase in hand to bring myself to that.

i can't believe that defacto thing. six months? that's insane. in the US, some states have "common-law" marriages but i think it takes 7 years for that to go into effect.

and your friend sounds like a ditz which has me wondering about you. i can't stomach being around stupid people. even occasional stupidity is difficult. it's not that i'm rude or anything but i think my brain stops working around stupid folk. it just decides that it'd rather not bother processing information and it renders me mute. that's when people say, "you must be shy" and for a brief moment my brain clicks back on and thinks, "you must be stupid."

right now i'm waiting for my arse of a partner to send me some stuff and in the meantime am looking at job announcements. it sucks to find you'd be perfect for but can't apply to just yet.

oops! ciao! will answer that later

Well poo, I sit down for a coffee break after chores and sliding a cake into the oven for the children and you two have poof'd off. LOL

awwh, i missed venus 😢

i called myself laying down for a power nap 3 hours ago. UGH! must focus...work!

Nahhh, you didn't miss me completely. Just got back in from playing outside with the kids. Job perk, I get to play. Now I need lotion, first burn of the year, drat this pale complexion.

i can so totally not relate to that 🙂

that's nice that you get to spend your day with the kiddies. are you feeling better today?

I am, thanks. It sneaks up on me in waves, grief. The other day was a bad one. And I never feel ashamed of it, that would be silly. That was the core, the rest just random B.S.

oooooh, i know the feeling and you're right, when it hits ya, it's merciless. i think it's just a reminder to take care of you though. damn tauruses. despite your stubborn refusal to acknowledge it, that large sticky "S" you keep trying to slap on your chest doesn't belong there. plus, i think you need a new pair of tights...

LOL New tights and a better support bra, these puppies are outta control.

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, when you can't fit in sports bras and can't avoid torn ligaments while running/bouncing, i think it's time to hang up the red/blu spandexy stuff and trade them in for some playtex.

speaking of which, why is it that every time i go home, my grandmother is trying to force those damn bras on me? i got some jugs too and ever since i was a kid, she would buy me them damn things. unless they've changed, they always made my boobies pointy....so 60's-esque. felt like i was wearing a hepburn throwback.

LOL I know of which you speak, the road cone effect. Feel like some beach bunny movie or that you should have a pink cardi with boyfriend pin and cats eye glasses with rhinestones. I can't stand anything scratchy, something jabbing me, or something that squashes both ta-ta's so close together you have a third boob. And why in the HELL don't they make sports bras that are attractive in a bigger size? Straps slipping, another sticking point with me. Ahhh yes designers. I'll have something in a nice racer back, all cotton and supportive. Suppose they could manage that?

uhm...NO! i think we're a lost cause. hopefully you're not as bad as one of my gilrlfriends. she has to wear a bra under her sports bra. she's a E! the things are ridiculous. she's resulted to taping them in addition to wearing bras. it's a damn shame and she's not even a big girl. about a size 4-6.

frenchie told me about a euro lingerie maker - http://aubade.com...maybe the fashion capital does it better?

Not an E, yikes, a very full C. That woman must have strap marks, back pain, *sigh*, that's a lot of mammary to be carting around. You know how the sport bra thing goes. A or B cup you're golden. All the fun colors, kicky style s. My daughter is a high end D, and 5'1", poor lamb. Wonder she doesn't pitch forward. Euro lingerie holds promise. 🙂 Either that or start making my own bras.

yeah, they're HUGE and droopy. i feel sorry for her because i'm sure guys would love them a helluva lot more if they weren't sitting mid abdomen. she used to be larger so i'm not sure what size they were then but them puppies are scary huge. i can't imagine what they'd look like if she opts to breast feed...*shudders*

i was a D in 6th grade 😛 luckily, the stopped growing...actually, i stopped growing then too. same height and everything. i was Amazonian for a while there.

and lord, please don't go making your bras. i'm picturing you sitting at a sewing machine with quilting fabric and bungee cords...not good.

LOL!!!! Nahh, might be a new business venture, they'd be comfy, moderately priced and attractive.

Poor woman, they'd look like a pair of empty windsocks if she breast fed. They'll do that anyways. 😢

uhm...yeah. i have selfishly decided i shall not be breastfeeding. i know that it's supposed to be a beautiful thing but i see my boobies as sexual objects and don't want to change that for nothin.

i read that some women gain/lose sensitivity in their nipples or even worse, they no longer gain sexual pleasure from them post-breastfeeding 😢

I am here to tell ya, and of course this is my own experience since I breast fed all 3 curtain climbers. I have always had extremely sensitive nipples, that didn't increase, nor decrease with feeding them. Naturally the nipples toughen a bit from baby, so it's made me more receptive to rougher play. It's a very beautiful experience. That whole inner 'OM' from nourishing your child with your own body. It's your time, the temperature always perfect. No bottles to wash, ready and available any time, anywhere. You look down at your infant at the breast and it's so peaceful, so magical that wee hand resting on you, the milky powdery smell of them. Skin to skin contact. It's a great big circle of life moment.
I never understood how that could be arousing to some. I understand it from the standpoint of suckling and so on, but in my mind there was a very clear line between feeding the baby, and feeding 'the big baby'.

lord, i hope women are able to detach the sexual aspects of it when they nurse...now that lady who was nursing her 8 y/o daughter, not so sure about her.

my concern was not gaining sexual pleasure from them AFTER. i'd read that some women don't want their hubbies to even go near them years afterward and that is unacceptable to me and my nipples.

I can't speak for all women, naturally. But my nipples are a very big factor for arousal. That changed not at all for me. My opinion is they demand attention. DEMAND IT. As far as those women not wanting their man to touch them after, that's an alien concept to me.

well venus, that reassures me but again, i can not risk it 😢

maybe i will be financially in a situations where breast feeding is more economical and my taurus frugality will trump my vanity. only pregnancy will tell.

LOL Why yes domino, since you asked. 😛

The decision is yours to make tubby, you'll know what's best for you and baby. Even if you do decide bottle, give little one colostrum, then make the switch. 🙂

Hehehee PP, was thinking of bassett hound ears too. I really feel for women with enormous chesticles. It's a burden.

basset hound? lord...see, NO! jiminy cricket! i'd definitely need some money for some new boobs stashed away before i agree to it

LOL You're right, those are some serious fun bags. She probably has to have the support of the Golden Gate Bridge to keep those puppies from putting an eye out. Realllly doubt she stands on her head much, she could suffocate.

lol @ prince. yeah, hers are quite big. it has to be hot and sweaty in the middle of those things too. i mean it is hawaii and they're jammed so tightly together that i'm sure she's chaffed.

AAAAAAAAAAAACK, don't do that tubby, now we're talking about some SERIOUS nipple desensitivation!

😢 Chafed boobs.

prince, that's because she's like 5' and weighs 250+

lol..she's got that industrial size can of pepper spray. she can bring down any man with that 😛

ok, totally random...

would you let a known prostitute kiss you on the cheek?

and one more random, i just caught the end of tyra. she told the audience to throw the underwear they bought to the show into a trash can.

then she says, throw them away because you're leaving here with a pair of these underwear. she holds the panties up.

then she turns to the chick next to her and says, you throw away yours too. i'm going to give you my underwear.

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

i always thought tyra looked like a drag queen...until i saw wendy williams. she's cosmetic surgery gone wrong.

Blearrrrgh. I don't care if that's freshly waxed and smells of primrose, that is someone elses bits slapped up next to that fabric. Tyra may keep her knickers, and I'd be sneaking out the side door.

lol! the pair she had was new...i hope. it's just the way she said it that struck me. and regardless, after the show i would've been kinda pissed. i'd want my new, free undies to come in the original packaging.

No freaking doubt. Original packaging PLEASE. I'd still keep my own though. LOL

oh, they planned that.

i want oma-whatever's manager/publicist. she's butt ugly and still getting press. wtf?

what the? prince, the leo need to revoke your tv remote privileges. what kinda shit are you watching?

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i always thought tyra looked like a drag queen...until i saw wendy williams. she's cosmetic surgery gone wrong.

I think RuPaul looks more feminine than she does lol

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they look like they could be cousins to me.

she's VERY disturbing looking. if it weren't for her face, i might be able to watch the show.

sooooooooo, frenchy said that he might help me with a euro division of my business 🙂

oh, and wtf does nipple placement have to do with anything?

are your nipples in odd places?