Body Parts (Page 18)

oh, and i couldn't remember what bra size my friend was when i was talking to venus so i had to search for bra sizes as i couldn't recall if she was an "e"

so i came to this bra size website and this is one of the images...

lol...i was the hairy boob

you know i hate cats and yet you chose to torment me. you aussie heffer 😛

and i meant IT was the hairy boob. my question is, why did she let it grow out?

lol! you need therapy

i figured it's time to discuss art. courtesy of a link on the hairy nipple site...

"Mapplethorpe's love / obsession for Moore reached its
fullest expression in the photograph some consider his masterpiece
-- Man in Polyester Suit. . . He cropped the photograph
at Moore's neck according to his agreement [with Moore], but
by isolating the genitals he seemed to to be pandering to the
notion that blacks existed only as sex objects."

Reviews were highly charged and visceral. "Allen Ellenzweig,
in Art in America, wrote: 'Mapplethorpe signals unambiguously
that we are here to inspect: the body is its own unapologetic
event. Accordingly, we have no sense of an attempted mediation
between Sex and Art -- the esthetic object is the sexual
object, and vice versa. Without any pretense of a sociological
pose, this exhibition [of which Polyester Suit was a part]
accurately taps into prevailing cultural values: sex is beautifully
packaged and objectified: you can even take it home and put it
on your walls.' However, Fred McDarrah of the Village Voice used
blunter language: 'Main picture here is a big black dude seen
in an expensive suit with is fly open and his cock sticking out.
The picture is ugly, degrading, obscene -- typical of the artist's
work, which appeals largely to drooling, lascivious collectors
who buy them, and return to their furnished rooms to jerk off.'"
Morrisroe, Patricia. Mapplethorpe. New York: Random House
(1995).

the thing that comes to me in viewing this piece of art is that this look should be mandatory. i mean, think of the time we'd save if men walked around like this. no more worries about getting a lil wee. no concerns of the smegma n stuff. just out in the open in all it's loveliness...or not so loveliness.

purple penis peepers

AA put on your spectacles!

UGH! vaginas are so gross. shut it!

you know what's compelling about that picture?

they're normally only purple when you squeeze them too hard. i think the artist was trying to say something about peniside.

i have no clue what you're talking about but would like to limit the conversation to 3-syllable words only please.

ok, i have an embarrassing story that i must get off of my chest. the first time i played with a guy's wee, i didn't know what i was doing and i kept pulling and tugging on it so hard. i thought that if you pulled on it hard that's what makes the stuff come out. i think i might have damaged it.

you're such a bitch? that conversation has "FRIGID" written all over it. damn libra

my kitty is GORGEOUS! it's as if aphrodite carved it herself. it is the love cove that all men aspire to enter but only few are worthy.

what the? that is the creepiest mannequin EVER! why are her eyes like that!?!?

and yeah, i no longer use my hands. at least i try not to. it traumatized me that i hurted his wee. he didn't say anything either.

aaaaaaah, so you're being an non-communicative arse again? figures! sounds pretty typical of you. i think you hate men. just give it up and become a lesbian already. save everyone's time and find some carpet.

wait, aquarians aren't flexible 😛 he's supposed to be an uptight ass.

speaking of which...i believe aqua men are most likely to get into arse play.

you like men with clits. that's why you're so obsessed with that aqua and his teewee.

he probably is racist. right up her alley. that's why she had nothing good to say about the purple man's exposed dong. she's filled with hate. i bet she even broke all of her crayons as a kid.

oh wait..."crayons" are colored wax pencil-like writing tools that children typically use in coloring books. for you foreigners i supposed they would be called "coloring sticks.'

wow dude, he's TOTALLY gay? and he's aquarius too? GAY!

silly girl, that's not the way to achieve maximum invisibility. michael jackson was close to unlocking maximum paleness but....gone too soon.

hmm...was that joke too soon?

wow, that's some reassurance. he's gay, you're gay, you both go to a gay club that just happens to be nearby. come out of the closet. we will love you anyway.

if MJ had come out, he'd still be alive and undruggified. i think we should have a yearly "coming out day'

AA, do you know any black chicks at your school? hmm...are there any black chicks in your hamlet or surrounding villages?

hmm...what's the lesbian look?

AA - I KNEW IT! you hang around racists. no wonder you no longer love me. after you discovered i was black a couple of days ago, our relations have cooled. bastard!

i bet you wanted to lick her tats. that's why they make you uncomfortable.

what does he thought you were "bent" mean?

^^^for satori and all the other lil wee ambassadors

i was thinking of "get bent" which doesn't mean the same thing as high so uhm...ok.

and AA, you're too young to partake of such things.

oh, that site must be blocked for you. and for good reason. it's just a pick of an inverted penis....or what should be one.

and YES! AA. it was necessary. folks presume that they don't exist and i am here to say, the mythological lil wee walks among us.

😛 he lives with that thing everyday and to him, it is real. do a documentary on that why dontcha!

i think i would like to "get bent" right about now. must make a phone call...

hmm...i still don't like that. get bent sounds...wrong. foreigners 😛

and OMG! HE THOUGHT YOU WERE HOMOSEXUAL?! i told ya dude, the tight jeans with the ass cut out is not a good look for you.

wtf is a poof?

lord in heaven...

i think you insulted the ram and he probably want's to challenge you to duel or something at this point. how dare you insinuate such things!?!?!

you're so insensitive. you need to be more considerate and careful like me.

damnit, you did run my e-boyfriend off. DAMNIT TOC! ok, i gotta go on a run. i have neighbors that bear gifts.

i shall address the fallacy of your lil wee arguments upon my return. i gotta go over yonder and pick up a lil sumn.

wtf-ever TOC! AA accepts me for who i am. you on the other hand are simply a cruel, ruthless, heartless wench that doesnt cry at chick flicks.

so uhm...my neighbor is creepy. sometimes he answers the door in his drawls and when he opens the door, he always says, "fuq you want?"

keep in mind, i called him like 20 min ago so uhm...you know what i want bitch!

anyhoo, he's married. ex-marine. cool white dude but he makes me nervous sometimes. i think he wants me to see his wee. he KNEW that i was coming over. why answer the door in your undies?

i tried to talk to him for a bit but he kept tugging at it. what does it mean with they keep tugging at it?

now as to AA's stupid average wee size argument. who's to say that 51% of men are "average" but the other 49% are above/below?

see my little ram, you assume that average implies a large majority. "average" only need be a majority and that my friend is 51% .

now what if 9% of men have huge wees? that means that 40% are below average.

thus, for every 10 men i meet, 4 of them will have the same size wee's as the man previously pictured. and that my friend, is cause for alarm.

lol...so i cause sweaty balls? possible. but i'll leave the itching to you libra chicks.

SKUNK! 😄

hmmph...not talking about the animal but anyhoo. i'm about to make a martini to go with my....yeah.

anyhoo, AA you are old enough to comprehend statistics and if you're going to talk averages, you must do so with some basis in fact. how do you know what other men's wee's look like? yes, mr. inverted dong may indeed be an extreme but 4 inches is the low end and it could be a high average amongst males.

also, the wee stats typically only account for length and not girth. so what if it's stubby and skinny? what if stubby and skinny men are the low average? ever think of that?

and what's a "fadge?"

uhm....one should never ASSume the meaning of foreign terms.

on a scale of....

vagina to c* word...with vagina being 1 and c* being 10, where does "fadge" fit in?

oh shut the hell up! you called me one on your aqua thread 😛

noooooo, you're the one who spent a damn month debating a topic that was answered on page one. you were the gaping hole in that thread.

and domino/brobert/whatever...what is it with you and this lurking?

and why is your avatar a chick? or is it a chick? why is it's hair purple? WAIT! are you the purple man? TOC pm'd me and said she would like to do thing to the purple man. i think you two should hook up.

no fuq'n way! seriously?

it seemed like an eternity. i'd love to have that time back.

MY GAWD! i keep forgetting how many calories are in these olives 😢

nah, i don't google internet people. would be like creating a myspace page for an imaginary friend.

so you're like obsessed with some band and you created a persona to mimic them online? sheesh! you're such a weirdo. and i don't like garage punk metal dishwater music

olives are great with martinis. at first bit it's like YUCK but they make the vodka go down smooth.

fair warning, i might seriously disappear at any given time. i made this one rather strong. it's a wonder i'm still upright. i should probably eat food.