Body Parts (Page 19)

so they're a gay rock cover band? what's with the mascara?

emos?

well, i figure you all are being the most un-PC EVAH tonight and were i was tempted to rip both of you a new one for being derogatory with respect to gays and lesbians, i am communing with mary jane and she says to let it slide.

^^makes me want to get naked

you have one. you just think he's into you.

for the third time. the aqua is gay.

lmao! oooooooh

well, that's just disturbing.

so uhm, what is "goth?" 😄

j/k

i miss my normal. when white kids were cool. grunge. pearl jam, nirvana, smashing pumpkins. your generation is just WACK! marilyn manson's wack ass. look how long that lasted. a good two years?

hmmm....now it's time for some STP Creep

your cancer friend is mental.

i used to have the biggest crush on kurt cobain until he offed himself. and eddie vedder has always hot. and for some reason, steven tyler holds a special place in my panties. but that's just to name a few.

i don't think i've ever heard a manson song.

lol @ the emo lawn

what's jd? juvenile deliquency?

for the past 10 min i've been trying to think of this song and it's pissing me off.

i think i'm killing brain cells

oh fuq no! dark liquors make me vomit. i don't care what i do to prep myself, them shits are coming up before night's end.

and i finally remember. i been sitting here saying..."it's something with live." i'm such a dumbass...

the dark liquors are packin!

i like my liquor plain, tasteless, odorless and vanilla without the flavor. gimme a shot a vodka any day.

awwh, you're learning me so well.

now uhm...what's a "sandwich?"

does anyone remember....



GOD I'M SO OLD!!!! 😢

you ass!! 🙂

i may be passed out by then but who knows

who, toad? you know....listening to it now it's like wow, that is the WEAKEST guitar solo EVAH!

but i LOVED that song. them and wilson phillips. it's a shame how some music can date you and other music can speak to your personality/activities. i.e. if you're REALLY into bob marley, you most likely smoke(d) herb.

if you were into nirvana when they came out, you did drugs.

what's a good rave group? you did meth.

uhm NO! i try to stay away from "rot gut."

decided to take some shots of bacardi 151 (75.5% ) back in college. we were watching some bball game and me and my bff (cancer fem) came up with some stupid drinking game that we would take a shot every time someone scored.

needless to say it was a bad idea and it's amazing how lovely gag reflexes are because body said no...no we will not be drinking that tonight so it made for an interesting battle. i think we took like 5 shots before we decided it was a stupid game.

how'd you like Poland? how long did you stay?

you tit-mouse! how did you work a "bash america" theme into a post about poland. damn euros. you're so up in our asses. sheesh!

there's a movie about mass produced food in the US. food, inc? i haven't seen it yet. i'm scared it might make me turn vegetarian again.

but yeah, food outside of the US is different. it's "cleaner." it's really difficult to describe to folks who have never stepped foot outside US borders. the easiest comparison is to go to a familiar establishment. i.e. subway/mcdonalds. they're both in a lot of countries and i hate both. but subway here and subway elsewhere is night and day.

here, the meat is overly cured with salt and preservatives. it's disgusting. "there," it's not. it's "cleaner" and more like quality deli meat.

here, fruit juices are loaded with sugar. "there," it's not. my first time overseas i received a car package of Sams Club Cran-Grape juice...americans will know it. i loved that stuff. well after detoxing off of american shit for months, i tasted it and it was like drinking syrup. it was disgusting! i haven't bought any ever since. but anyhoo...

polish men sound hot. so you're saying that all i have to do is put a bag over the dude's head, turn the lights off and i'm good to go? eastern european men do seem to be a bit stockier. brits seem to be taller on average but the men are waifish. maybe that's just a false perception. i've never been there so i dunno.

uhm...

you get the weirdest person on the planet award.

ahh, the brit and the aussie miscommunicated. you didn't know what he meant by "what's he off?" i told you, you're both freaks. your language makes no sense and i would appreciate standard american english. if you haven't heard it in the movies, it's not real words.

and that thing is creepy. i think she made it up.

but you are all tall and gangly with bad teeth 😛

AA - she's telling you to stop spreading your legs for some reason which is odd given she's fuq'd about have the aquas in australia.

😛 half

TOC did the voice over

liar!!!

*shakes head*

yes, evolutionary oopsies are indeed "cute." it's why i'm so found of TOC.

so the benefit of working from home is that you can drink right before work and no one knows. i think i need to run around the block or something to get my second wind.

fond...crap

AA - is that you or your little bro in that pic? he's an aries too right?

what damn pic? i meant his avatar pic. it could be his little brother. i'm not convinced.

i didnt send a pic. your firewall cometh and it cometh with a vengeance.

the only thing i posted was a youtube vid of your werido monkeys.

i got the munchies

yeh, the blonde hair is a dead give away for black folk but the nose and the lips, totally euro. look at your prince.

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then why is it spelled with cock?



and i'm only sorry that you don't get to see cheeseburger josh

ok...now work...

it's friday you weirdo!!!!

hmm...ask them if they're on dxp then ask them what their moon sign is.

shouldn't you be like, sleep?

i can hang for a bit then i have to go outside and play. so lemme guess, you saw the aqua and now you're all messed up again?

you are so weird.

He admitted it but said it only happened once and he is very very guarded over it? Even With his Gemini bro who he tells everything to?! Even he didn't know... Or his best friend!!!!


so we're back to your being upset that he's not forthcoming about his bedroom activities to his sister, his brother, his best friend and God knows who else lives in that two horse town you call home?

personally, i would wait a bit. he's already pretty squeamish about folks knowing and for you to contact him so soon after sis saw you, he'd know that she's been running her mouth again. maybe it's better to wait a week or two and contact him "out of the blue?" by then he should feel that you initiated contact on your own.

wow, the world clearly operates differently in your mind.

you know, in a NORMAL situation, a man who doesn't talk to his peeps about the woman he diddles is doing so out of respect for the chick. but in your mind, you've convinced yourself that he either must be ashamed/embarrassed/dissatisfied with you and your sex. all of those factors could be the case but it's equally likely that he has respect for you and where he would've bragged before, he does not wish to do so now.

also, he has a little wee and he nuts quick. if he's been bragging about his past conquests, he obviously did so to make himself seem better in bed than he actually was right? i mean, he wasn't bragging about how quick he was i assume?

well imagine telling folks how wonderful you are in the sack and then this chick that has a big mouth (you), who knows mutual friends/fam, imagine you diddle her and she finds out...oopsie, it's a little bugger. if i were him, i'd be embarrassed too. i'd never be able to tell a tall-sex tale again if you were around.

so i dunno WHY" he didn't tell but the likelihood that it's negative in your favor is less likely which is why your current behavior is so stupid. if you want to talk to him, talk to him. don't worry about him responding. just be normal. i would act like not a damn thing has changed.

aquas are weird and if you're truly friends, eventually he'll come out of his funk and start responding like he used to. with my aqua-ex, if i allowed his bitch-ass to dictate the course of our friendship, we wouldn't be friends. just be yourself and trust me the more normal and unworried you are, the more he will go back to being his old self. don't even bring up the past. just move past it...period.

libras are weird.

lata

in your vagina? you might wanna get that checked out.

hmm...you must've become more foreign over the weekend.

so in American, you're "sick?" how'd you get sick?

when you go to the bathroom, you could try washing your hands...or stop biting your fingernails until you can bathe. i think you're sick due to being barefoot all the time. you were bound to pick up something at some point.

did you contact the aqua yet? my aqua ex emailed me out of the blue today. i have been rather non-communicative with him lately. maybe i should give him a call? he always calls me when he has something new going on which i guess is great but i'm tired of saying, "that's great, i'm so happy for you." after all these years, maybe it would've been better to stalk him to the point of restraining order. everyone seems to be doing it these days. sometimes it doesn't pay to be nice. i need to be more "hip."

you can get parasites and worms and god forbid you trample through some aged raccoon poo...that's deadly. but maybe you don't have raccoons in AU.

my aqua-ex is weird. i swear, he has a milestone and my phone goes a-dinga. i missed his bday this year and he asked me if i was ok. i called him a few weeks back and for some reason, i ended up turning off my phone. i think i was mad at the aries. anyhoo, the aqua called me that night, then text. i turned on my phone a few days later and never called him back so i think he was just worried about me. we have a weird friendship. we're in different states so we don't have to see one another because if we did, i think it would honestly confuse things. as of late, we've never been simultaneously single which is a good thing. if push comes to shove though, he shall be #1 baby daddy contender.

and i dunno about this whole scheming thing. i honestly think you need to keep what you do between you and aqua. there's something about them that doesn't do "exposure" well. it's they're job to be sneaky and weird, when you do the same thing, it runs them off.

what exactly is the undercover agent supposed to be doing?

christ! really?

ok, i'm going to need a moment...

i don't know where to begin. it's like you're all stuck in some backwoods trailer park where everyone walks around barefoot and folks have dogs named "dog."

i think the problem is, you're fishing for details. where you may not be divulging any, your friends are coming back to you with information because they're meddlesome. so what they do is pump aqua for info...he's trying to be vague just like you.

they tell you what they could get out of him. he of course is telling them stuff he doesn't mind you knowing. he's not wanting to you to know per se but hey, if sis, pisces, bro, the chick on the news happens to spill the beans, so be it.

now you're sitting there listening to this stuff and of course you begin to feel encouraged. but wait, they have big mouths. so you're careful about what you say. they take what they could pry out of you and go back to him.

i wrote all this to say...HOW OLD ARE YOU— what's with this pre-teen shit?

i know you wanna know what he's thinking and where the friendship stands but i think going through middle persons is the wrong way to go. i also think that you should stop being a willing participant in this juvenile bullshit. when the topic of aqua comes up, you should put the nail in the coffin right then and there. IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS!!!

if he has something he wants to say to you, he says it to you, not through someone else. until then, why are you engaging in this? grow up and grow a pair in the process....ovaries not balls as the latter would be AWKWARD!

hell the fuq no! you don't get to change subjects without acknowledging your plan is stupid.

how is it confrontational to rekindle a friendship with someone you claim was/is a good friend? and regardless of her meddling, that doesn't mean you have to play a role in it. isn't that what started this in the first place? he got upset with you because other people were involved in his business and here you go being a genius and doing just that.

hi AA. you're looking rather HOT! this evening.

WAIT A FLIPPIN MINUTE!?!!?!?

i have been trying to get you to admit for god knows how long that you want more with the aqua but noooooooooooo, you want to make it about friendship. if it's about friendship, why are you so fearful of rejection? you want to date him! you caught feelings while you were with the lil wee. ADMIT IT!

yes AA's lookin all growed up now. especially given the fact that he's officially legal and no longer jail bait.

TOC! you trick! how much time did i spend on you...did tiki and that other chick who i forget who she is spend on you? and you sat that self-righteously proclaiming it was about friendship. you are so full of it!

awwh, i guess his lil wee wasn't that bad? maybe satori was right? maybe love conquers all.

*shudders*

^sat there

hmm...so now that we have acknowledgment, this changes everything. you want the aqua to be more than FWB? you want him to be your one and only? awwwwwwwwwwh

wait, you lied about your age? you're only 18? send me my nudey pics back...NOW! you didn't deserve seeing me in my birthday suit on your birthday.

why change the subject now? it just officially turned "late" for me so all topics should be fair game.

now that i KNOW you like him, that sorta changes things. where i KNEW it before, i went ahead and took your word for it that it was friendship and was trying to process what you were saying based on your proclaimed desire to rekindle the friendship. but knowing the truth now, i may have still told you that you were being stupid but in a different way.

ultimately though, i think if you're scared of being rejected, if you're that unsure of how he will react, then you need to stop treating this situation the way you currently are. you're not going to like the end result and clearly the embarrassment will kill you. it's one thing to get rejected, it's another when everyone you know knows. and i mean, how long can you go avoiding dude IF he does decide to shun your advances?

he's an aqua and actually, the best way to get him to notice you in that way is to stop being so damn weird. to go back to normal. to behave as if nothing is wrong. i don't think aqua men like to be chased. you can't really chase air.

this is why you should've gone to that bday party. you have to act like you're unaffected by december. be normal and he will be normal and that's what we, not-tiki and lady_m were saying all along.