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And FFS don't touch heads with anyone!!

too late. she'll spend the rest of the night making conehead love.

Oh my, hope that shower cap stays on.

doesnt matter. its probably made of lamb's skin

ROFLMAO Ribbed, for her pleasure.

well hopefully all the critters are dead otherwise it will be one itchy nite.

ok venus, i'm going to try and finish reading this blog. i'm at sept 2008 and i'd like to get to january 09 before i go to bed. i like that this chick writes but she writes soooo much! maybe it's because she's a taurus 😉

ttyl

Have a funderful. 🙂

OMG ToC!! Lice is my worst fucking nightmare!! I got them from camp when I was younger, and because of the thickness and length of my hair, my mom couldn't comb them out in time...they eggs kept hatching so they kept coming back. My dad took me to a fucking barber shop to chop ALL my hair off. I was walking around with a boys haircut. I'm not talking chin length, I'm talking LOW CUT. They then had the nerve to buy me a new pair of earrings and a couple of headbands so I can feel like a girl. Oh my god that experience was devastating. *cries*

I think I'd prefer crabs, tbh! lol

Good luck!

Awwh...your hair still falling out?

I got all the sleep I needed. Too much actually but I've had lunch, took my shower, I still need to go run in place but I'll do that later.

I ended up sending off an email to the teaching assistant director to see if they could do an age waiver. If so, maybe I can go the teaching route for a year but then put my grand plan into action thereafter. With a jobby job, I don't have to worry about sending my family into emergency room complaining of chest pains.

Posted by satori

Posted by MsPisces.
OMG ToC!! Lice is my worst fucking nightmare!! I got them from camp when I was younger, and because of the thickness and length of my hair, my mom couldn't comb them out in time...they eggs kept hatching so they kept coming back. My dad took me to a fucking barber shop to chop ALL my hair off. I was walking around with a boys haircut. I'm not talking chin length, I'm talking LOW CUT. They then had the nerve to buy me a new pair of earrings and a couple of headbands so I can feel like a girl. Oh my god that experience was devastating. *cries*

AWW, that is horrible, MsP. I had lice 3 effing times as a child but luckily we were able to get all the eggs out without having to shave my head, but it was threatened to me, but like I could help it!

My sister never got lice and told me I just must've been dirty unlike her. The little bitch. 😛

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lol She lived with you and didn't get them?? She must be lucky. I gave them to my poor sis, but luckily for her, it was much easier to comb out.

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Nope, she never got them.

Why does my head itch all of a sudden? 😢

LOL Same thing I just said! Yuck.

No offense, TOC...

😛

dork! you washed all of your bedding right...and where the boys slept? otherwise, what's the point of killing them all?

and if you were in my class, you'd be in the closet until the bell rang. either that or in a corner somewhere kissing wall.

i dunno what ages. the closer you get to paris, the worse your assignment can be which makes sense given larger metro areas means more lower-income schools.

but i don't care. at this point throw me in a room with kids wearing helmets. i have a few fam members that are teachers and they say they prefer teenagers to younger kids. maybe that would be the best option over there too. plus it's not forever. and it'd be a great opportunity. if it all works out, my grand plan will actually fall into place.

you're all making me itch. yuck!

my cousin said the younger ones are more likely to curse you out than the teenagers. plus, younger kids are more likely to hit you. a teenager might mouth off but most have sense enough to leave it at that. a bunch of 9 year olds trying to whoop yo ass isn't exactly a fair fight...they'd kick your ass for sure.

I wish a little kid would put his hands on me! Im not afraid to fight a kid. You big enough to hit, you big enough to get your ass beat! 😛

MsP. you're obviously not afraid of that *clink* *clink* sound the handcuffs will make when you are escorted off of school premises...AFTER the 9 y/o shanks you of course.

LMAO!

that's why you should carry a spray can filled with hot water. children are like feral cats...just spray them and pray they don't attack ya.

you typed "feral" didn't you?

the iphone is trying to tell ya somethin

figures. even technology thinks you're hateful.

ok, i have to get out in the world now.

get some sleep and try not to think of this while you're closing your eyes...



MUHAHAHA!

ciao!

whatever!

i'm not sure i'm gonna be able to stay long tonight. long day 😢

have you thrown anymore 4 y/o's out in the cold yet?

it's the other way around. you're so sucked into my vortex that you now know it as home.

i'm literally exhausted. i was thinking of going to get a beer but i hate empty calories. i'm just pooped and bored.

frenchy is back btw. we spoke for a bit today. haven't hear from the aries yet 😛

yeah but i'm about to run out and get one. i'd bring you one but you're totally not worth it.

redneck? but i'm wearing shoes AND a shirt...unlike uhm...yeah...

brb

awwh that's cause you're a lush sweetie.

i'm not a big fan of beer. it makes me sleepy and leaves me bloated. not my idea of a fun night.

what is a lush? you mean to tell me i said a word that you don't know? say it aint so!

maybe. it's been talked about around the water cooler but me and the girls haven't come to a consensus about you yet.

WE DO NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!

she who shall not be named does not drinketh from the same water fountain as i. sorta of an anti-cootie legislation that's being floated about in congress.

i want a date for this weekend.

TOC, chance basically called you a bitch as your avatar is tye-dye.

and i don't think it would stab you. it would however go through your garbage looking for ways to embarrass you at a school tomorrow in front of the kool kids.

so uhm, my phone just had a spasm about 20 minutes ago. i kept receiving email from this site and skype and newsletters and shit and it keeps going offf. per my promise, i passed the fuck on after drinking half a beer but now on the verge of being sluggishly wide awake.

i wish i was one of those people that could wake up and be asleep 5 min later. if i have one lucid thought, i'm awake at that moment whether i want to be or not.

OH! the t-shirts will be AWESOMELY AWEsome with gnarly colors, fringe, rhinestones, glitter and an AWESOME inscription on the front...

"The 2000!"

the back...

"THIS...IS...DXP!!!!"

then why did you PM and ask to preorder 12 of them?

the beer is still sitting on my night stand making an f'ing mess. as odd as it sounds, i put ice in my beer. hmm...are the beer gnomes gonna fuck with me tonight for not drinking it properly?

good idea Chance but only if the back of the shirt shows Cookiemonster with a hand up his ass and...

"Who's Running this Bitch?" underneath

how does ice make me fat?

and i put my cereal in the fridge at all times and put my milk in the freezer about 30 min to an hour before i pour it on the cereal so it can be ice cold. yummy!

why are you being such a bitch tonight AA? you miss me sweetie?

you can be Napoleon but i'll always be DYNOMITE!





on a side note...what fucking twilight zone am i in? he's dating ANN COULTER!?!?!?!

and yes, mainly kellogs corn flakes and special k.

tony the tiger is so chill that he has to be on ICE! it makes the flakes crunchier and they don't go stale in the fridge. i like to bite into them and hear the CRUNCHING sound.

plus, "WE ARE TIGERS! MIGHTY, MIGHTY TIGERS!"

i think she is a man but only in the East.

and when were we ever speaking of twilight?

FFS what is a "cadbury kid!?!?"

and AA, your mom needs to lock you outback in the shed and feed you scraps for a month as a reminder that "She brought you into this world. She can take you OUT!"

what the F? how does twilight zone and twilight relate? you are such a stoner.

and i dunno what twilight is. dakota was on oprah last friday talking about the new movie and they showed the trailer. there's something about teenage boys in heavy makeup that makes me feel oddly uncomfortable.

lesson learned then AA. you should thank your mom.

there's no such thing as "your" money around any woman so if you want it to be "yours" and "yours only," you better find a clever way of hiding it. leave no trace and mason jars in the back yard won't do.

LMAO! @ AA

you shitty little prick. if only she knew what you were just saying about her.

libras are wickedly unstable creatures so i don't blame him for pointing the finger. without libra and aries there wouldn't be mass killings or arson.

easy? before or after you've gouged them out?

not trying to convince. just point out that she's delusional.

plus i'm AWESOMER and in comparison to you, i'm the AWESOMEST!

i think i can handle another "ice cold" beer...literally.

hopefully this sedative works. gotta turn down my ringer though. my bff left a message for me on skype that was the craziest shit ever. not to mention he sent me a text the other morning...hold on, i must type verbatim...

Him: anytime pimpin...guess i better go...she's waking

Me: bastard

about four hours later...

Him: she's gone...i want you.

Me: no response

Him: Hurry im alone. next shift comes soon. kiss me

😛

beer isn't my drink. i can handle my liquor but beer is seriously like taking some ambien or something

better to be banned from one than in one. what is austrailia but the world's zoo?

shut up chance!

and yeah, that's the VM. second shift = another chick. he's such a bastard. i can't believe we might be living together soon. that's what prompted the combo. i'm trying to get rid of everything over the next year. will keep some stuff in storage in case i decide it's not for me but after about a year or so, if i'm sure europe is where i want to be, it's all being sold off or given to family.

hmm...convo not combo. i think the beer is werkin

chance, you're so lame dude. we're so cool we don't even care about the post numbers dude. it's about the process man. relax...let it unfold. chill and be one with the awesomeness.

random but, i think i want a baked potato.