Body Parts (Page 21)

and fine, eat the damn pizza and it's all going to your cankle

lata

tell him you've been sniffing his hair since december from the brush he left at your house.

satori, it was the other guy's fault i didn't like his line at all. it was too "old" and i've never wanted to dress like a box of crayons 😛 really hated the colors and not suited for my part of the US...even in the fall. i can't believe he chose to tank it like that but it's what he gets for not listening to tim.

TOC, did you write on his wall?

uhm...

wait, you're like 27 not 17 right?

no, i mean the fact that you have the dating skills of a 12 year old.

TOC, i'm not sure how either of you figured out how to have sex in the first place? instructional videos? either way, i'm happy that you've alt least broken the ice. see what happens when you're not a total freak?

satori, yes, the clothes were well-made but i didn't like the shoulda-been-winner's color scheme. that one fabric he was so proud of, i found fugly.

the credits from the show used to say that the final decisions regarding who wins/loses is left up to the producers/whomever with input from the judges. so that makes me wonder about the choices along the way because they're obviously choosing for audience value as much as the actual garments.

and i wish i could say that i had an interest in designer clothing but i spend most of my time half naked so i can't relate.

nudity is natural...as long as it's not too hot out then it's just sticky.

and how dare you judge me? you walk around kickin rocks all day with your crusty feet.

eeeeeeewhew, you paint your toenails? that's so wack. you must paint them because you have a fungus and you don't have pretty, healthy toenails like i do.

so has the aqua said anything else?

TOC, yes they look better with the polish because you have a fungus. isn't that what i said the first time? why are you making me repeat myself?


awwh look who's cranky. AA, who woke you up from your nap?

and i already splained my love of tuna. yes, it's a great workout food although one has to be careful because too much can kill ya! i think the mercury makes you radioactive or at the very least makes it possible for you to take temperatures...which makes me wonder what you stick where to get a reading?

no one believes you. it's clear that your feet are fungified.

what are you doing this weekend TOC?


tuna is good with or without all the hubub. i sometimes crave it if i drank the night before. it's supposed to help with hangover or somethin. all i know is, i gotta keep it on hand.

AA, you need to stay off the stuff. it'll make you leaner.

yeah, ugly things tend to draw in a crowd. although it think your feet would fit in at a carnival sideshow vs an art gallery but don't you dare give up your dreams! plenty of men have ugly feet fetishes and if you have hairy toes...girl, there will be lines around the block. you should paint each nail a different color so they can looking like a box of rainbow chicklets

i haven't made any plans yet. the arien has totally fuqd my mood and who knows, maybe we need to have a discussion. it'd be nice to hear some live music though.

you've taken "toes curl" to a new level.

ciao chicky!

yeah, i sees i missed it 😢

had real world stuff to do.

it's still friday dork.

i haven't spoken to him yet. we did chat text briefly last night but nothing substantial. i can't figure out if i'm supposed to call. based on what he said, i think i am but i don't wanna.

and are we the biggest joke ever? wow, the world must be a sad, humorless place for some people if this is the biggest laugh they've ever had.

you said the aqua wrote you back before you got off work. he say anything of import or just joking around?

😛 i am nothing like you. your venus is afflicted.

i think he would've resolved things with you either way and the reality is, all the 3rd party involvement may have slowed that a bit...not sped it up. clearly what bothered him most was that people were becoming involved in his affairs and the more he wanted to take a step back, there was all these people trying to smooth things over between you two.

from now on, do what you did and tell them to mind their business. don't share anything with them. don't tell them when you're happy/sad/whatever. the adult way to handle it is to realize, if you haven't told the aqua your feelings, why are you sharing those feelings with someone else? the other person can't resolve the issues. the person who needs to know is the last person to know and that's never good.

i have a libra friend who did the same thing in her relationships and it got to a point where i had to tell her that she needed to keep her mouth shut. i and other friends wanted to be there for her but she was going outside of her marriage for understanding. no one needs to know about every up/down in your friendship with aqua and the more you share, the more you damage things between he and you.

so moving forward, make it about him, talking to him, getting to know him...and if things grow to something more, cool. if not, you'll just be good friends again.

i dunno.

i've decided that i'm moving within the next two years or less. i'm not sure if he would be a catalyst or an obstacle.

my gut says, he'd be a catalyst. he desires a change as well but we're both money oriented in a lot of ways so i know he needs to have his own. he's not looking to hitch himself to my star.

but i don't want to stir up someone's life and i'm not sure that he should be so willing to stir up his at my bequest.

anyway, it's all weird. right now, i think we should get back on speaking terms and that's gonna take a moment. if it's meant to be, it will be.

psychic? what the?

i can't imagine spending my life on a boat. floating over an abyss doesn't appeal. and he was totally off. you're an air sign. he should've said he pictures you at high altitudes.

plus, i am emit my own psychic vibrations...and they get stronger when i toke.

i think the issue i have right now is that my overseas goal is in the near future. but that's at least 1 year in the future. i struggle with being happy in the moment. i'm always looking to tomorrow and working toward tomorrow vs. enjoying where i am right now.

so, should i just call the aries and enjoy him and who he is while i'm in the states, yep! but i don't see how he fits into my future so, nope!

TOC, i think it wants you to pay attention to it. it's calling you out like a drunk in a bar...

"LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!"

i guess it's having a slow friday. no $ 1000 heels from the hubby to wear while sitting at the laptop.

you know, i'm not quite sure why it chose to focus on you but i'm sure folks are wondering who "TOC" is?

it's not very smart and that's the shocking part. if it were like that cappy who revels in starting shit, that'd be one thing. but no, she's serious.

and here's what's cool, appeasing her by talking about her but not talking about her where she wants us to talk about her because she refuses to come here sot that we can talk about her. well, she does come on this thread and read it incessantly but she dare not post. she's peculiar.

wtf is a fanta pants?

for some reason, this just came to mind...

wow, baby needs some mousse.

i don't care what it look like. it's ugly on the inside and that's all that matters.

what, mommy dearest? you seen it?

i love this movie. it drags when tina grows up but the child scenes are EPIC! i might have to watch it tonight.

i got a nap in earlier. luckily, i was able to finish this project before the deadline but i'm still working on another that i'd like to have done before month's end. and you're right, i settled on red, black and white color scheme. those are good "bitchy" colors.

oh, well i disagree as all of my posts are hilarious and you either correct yourself now or you will need to go and start a thread debating how funny i am.

title it - "TOC Doesn't Think It's Funny"

"I Rule" works too. and then everyone can respond about how cool i am and then i can cute out all the responses and paste them in my high school year book so that it looks like i have real friends.

LMAO "Don't evah change babe".

my favorite inscriptions were "i hope your life is long and useful like toilet paper."

I am founding member of "Awesomely Astounding Astro Associates, Inc."

Gee, and all I got were the ones telling me to never change, friends forever, love ya babe, etc. My sister got the fun shiz like "Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll, Drink a Fifth and Smoke a Bowl". I eschew the class reunions like the plague. Same clique BS and everyone just wanting to see who got rich and who got fat. Whatevah, more important things to do with my time.

i didn't go to m 10 year reunion either. one, i was like 10 states away. two, the people from high school that i wanted to keep in contact with, i was in contact with. there was no one i missed or needed to get in touch with so what's the point besides what you just said...

to gloat or to see who's doing worse than you so that you can feel better about yourself.

and TOC, i am QUEEN B in this BIYATCH! what was, shall no longer be. enter the Age of Cubby. all shall bow to my killer coolness.

Oh dear, my virgin eyes. LOL

no i shall leave that to the aqua

but i was feeding the animal

*coughs*

😄

nite chicky

Night girrrl 🙂

T...O...C!?!?!?!

i am in such a shitty mood right now. he lost 😭 the muthafookwar lost! do you realize how long i have been anticipating this? i was so pissed that i couldn't even stay at my neighbors. i know they were like wtf, she just stormed out of here like it was her belt. f'em!

i feel like someone just punched me in the stomach.

GROSS!

and you have the audacity to talk about people being "feral." i bet they don't have critters sucking the life out of them and laying eggs. sheesh!

i actually couldn't sleep. that guy that i had as my avatar from time to time, urijah faber is a mixed martial artist. he lost his belt last year and has had 2 opportunities to get it back. first he lost his belt then he had a rematch with this dude named mike brown. well, the rematch was a bit of dud because in like the second round, faber hit the top of the dude's head and broke his hand 😢 so he lost that one.

well, brown lost to this amazing dude named aldo. faber and aldo fought last night and aldo won...decisively. i'm so bummed out about it because i liked urijah but he lost fair and square so eh...

almost anything but baseball and soccer and i'm good. soccer/"football" isn't bad it's just i'd prefer it be condensed into 30 min. rugby would be a challenge cause i don't know what the hell goes on there but i guess being in europe i'll find out soon enough.

you should name your lice btw

i wish i could go to sleep. it's not that i didn't try. i just kept thinking about about that damn fight/MMA in general. i'm reading this chick's blog right now. it's cool to read up on how someone is doing in a foreign country. the good thing about this one is, she has a lot of entries so there's plenty to read. the bad thing is, she has a lot of entries.

i take it that you and your critters aren't going out?

stoned? crack, meth or heroin?

since you're already fucked up, head over to that chick's thread and tell me what she's going on about. someone emailed me about it earlier but i couldn't bring myself to read. part of me feels like if i even read it, i might catch its crazy.

and yeah, i'm definitely gonna to blog. the ones that i've been able to read that haven't bored me to death have been really helpful. like if you see a blog that started in 07 and it's still active, it's a sign that folks can make there. the chick i'm reading about now though, without her bf she'd be ass out. her first two years she only earned $ 9k/year (USD). even with socialism...how the fuq you get by on that!?!?!

i'm not sure when i'm going to start. to be honest, telling my family about it, the idea of telling my fam is paralyzing. if i can secure a job beforehand, no big deal. without one though, it'd be akin to telling them i'm about to go play Russian Roulette and i'll be right back 😛

i dunno if she was. just was told to read it...not sure why. i'm too bummed right now to bother.

plus to engage with it beyond a few posts is pointless. she's not interesting enough not to mention it's like arguing with a herpetic muppet. i think i shall stick to saying something smart ass and leaving the thread after. even with me gone, she's going to follow me around reading my posts...

hell, how many meat pies you wanna bet she's gonna be reading this one?

HA! it's payback for talking about your neighbors, the chick in the blue dress and like i told you, stop going around barefoot but nooooooo, you wouldn't listen to me and God smiteth thee with cooties.

make sure you tell them to recycle.

riiight! the old, "i have lice because i'm clean excuse." never mind the, why are you sharing personal items with other individuals. yeah, "clean" people do that. i bet you gave your nephew cooties. how dare you blame that child when you know good and darn well you probably picked it up from one of those guys you were sucking face with in the yellow kitchen!?!?

and yes, i agree that playing with a mentally challenged person's brain stem is not advantageous.

i found this really cool site that has tutorials on like every language. the language files were created by the us govt to help civil service/military abroad transition. so not only can i improve m french, i think i might try to learn spanish as well 😄

That sucks TOC. 😢 Put a few drops of tea tree oil in your shampoo, critters don't like it. Not that it might save you completely, but it'll help. Very small sections of hair, careful combing. Long thick hair is a nightmare with crawlies.

so now the pool is infected? brilliant!

frenchy is on vacay. i wish he was younger but cant win em all.

http://fsi-language-courses.org/Content.php<BR> http://www.ielanguages.com/languages.html<BR>
^^

good starters. best way to go after you know the basics of a language (i am.../i have...) is to actually hear it. if you think about it, how does a child learn but by listening/living. the lack of immersion in a language is generally what keeps people from progressing. when you can't turn it on/off, you're forced to adapt. that doesn't mean you'll be the best speaker in the world but you'll manage.

so that's what i'm trying to do in the wee hours of the morn. just listening for hours on end to french while i work, play, whatever. i'll still be rendered a mute when i get over there but at least i'll have become accustomed to hearing it...at least that's the theory.

morning venus. don't try and help her. i think she might be breeding them but doesn't want to admit it.

LOL Ahhhhh, the smell of swords being sharpened in the morning. Goes well with coffee.

i prefer a mace and ball-peen hammer actually.

and who gets drunk this early? and i don't mean MY early, i mean YOUR early. it's not even midnight over there and you're already wasted. australia needs more past times. kick the rock or roo run....somethin

I was always fond of the poison ring. Discreet, mission accomplished, no one the wiser. *wringing hands and cackling*

CONDOMS!