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ok FIRST, it's CONAN! sheesh. foreigners.

and did you ask me if i was aware of an aussie soap opera? i'm MERICAN!

MERICAN TV

MERICAN COMICS

MERICAN ONLY!

😛

but nah, i don't do soaps. i think for about a year about 20 years ago i might've watched general hospital and some other crap over summer break but i don't like getting sucked into that shit.

i'd much rather watch MAURY POVICH!

*coughs*

i invented EVERYTHING!

Posted by TasteOfChaos

ok, i chuckled towards the end.

foreign (to america) television SUCKS! some BBC programs are ok but even foreign news is abysmal. and a lot of countries still do variety shows. it's the most depressing crap evah! no wonder the yall drink so much. no good tv.

i think i'm going to the beach today.

HA!

yes i is trick! i'm gang related. don't make me punch you in the face and jam a screw driver in your leg! i'm a fighter!

i love maury. i still can't believe how old he is. his makup artists are amazing.

duh ruh!!!

and first thing in the morning too! you need to stop pretending you're australian.

i say you finally come clean and start a thread about your true origin, location and age. i bet you have kids too. i apparently do...somewhere.

ok, so the deal is i'm supposed to help this chick with her walk through and then i'm heading to the beach. and what sucks about going to the bleach as a black person and an adult is that if you're not getting in the water, it's pretty pointless.

it's not like i'm going to tan 😛 and falling asleep in the sun...yeah, don't recommend that.

wow! i bet you're hacking up buckets of phlegm.

congrats!!! stay strong.

wait so you quit before and started back again?

wow, can't even make up your mind about that. damn libras.

why am i saying "wow" a lot? was it the "WOW!" thread perhaps?

eh, you're not truly off the stuff unless you get through the first 6 months. and even then, you're still susceptible. the sad part is, smoking becomes associated with more than drinking. i mean drinking and not smoking is touch but my God, when every one of your friends tokes, and stops by at random and lights up, it's like...well, shit....one more time.

i'm not talking about tobacco obviously 😛 but i can imagine that with cigs it's similar. you do certain things and smoke. you smoke and do certain things. retraining yourself takes time.

although, they say it takes 21 days to make/break a habit. thereafter it's all mind power and given you're lacking key brain cells, no wonder you're having trouble

😄

well, it just responded to AA's thread. feel free to head on over to WOW! i'm sure it can take a break from the stroll to play.

i'm pretty bored with it. can only take but so much stupidity.

i'm still trying to figure out how i'm supposed to be jealous of someone i know nothing about— i did learn that it receives monetary trinkets for getting down and dirty though.

HUH?

194 is what?

say no to drugs

lol...you, itchy and scratchy need to go to bed. you might end up hitting yourself.

hopefully my ride gets here soon.

you are mental. ya, she is on her way now.

lata

ok, i'm tired!!!

we are officially...not done 😛 i mean everything is done except this one small area that needed to be spackled, sanded and painted but she should be able to take care of that herself.

i stopped by the ABC store and got me some vodka. i thought about hanging out tonite but i'm too tired and i still have to wash this paint off 😛

and TOC - last night you murdered a chipmunk, skinned it, ground the meet up with a hammer and put it in the oven. THAT'S what's in there...chip. dale luckily got away.

OH-EMM-GEE! i did. must be the vodka.

abc = alcoholic beverage control...or something like that. it in some southern US states. the govt in some states controls the sale of hard liquor (any except beer/wine mostly) so you have to go to the ABC store to get it. other states have a mixture of ABC's and private retail shops but eh, you care about none of this. it'd be cool if they sold alcohol AND children's stuff though. it'd kinda be like a chuck-e-cheese on steroids...which i guess is dave and busters?

anyhoo, i need to find out what movie i shall watch. i think my bff might be calling later. i don't want to get to tipsy.

ian eats roadkill.

better a squirrel than a badger

*shudders*

and great, now i can't help but sing the squirrel song from charlie and the chocolate factory 😛

"daddy i want a squir-rel!"

ian, that's how dahmer got started.

he was a taurus though. i think i'm going to chalk his fetish up to the fact that taureans are culinary savants. animal flesh wasn't enough. he had to expand his horizons and partake of the rare meat.

sorta like TOC. first chipmunks, then roos and kaolas, only to end up devouring wees.

*she must be stopped✨

ian, we just mind melded on the taurus thing.

what am i thinking now—

hint, it involves whipped cream.

damnit

he dodges the bait.

hmm...must try harder to hook this fishy.

or i could just...yeah...

ian, aatori established a requirement the other day that any many participating in this forum must drop trou so that we may take stock of one's wee.

you may wear your undies if it makes you feel comfortable.

^^satori


and no worries TOC. keep in mind that you charbroiled the anus too.

fishy wee's must be small. i think he swam away.

satori you know good and damn well during our AWESOME meeting the other night that you established a wee check. i'm just trying to be diplomatic and adhere to the group dynamics.

any changes to YOUR rule must be submitted in triplicate. keep in mind the home office is closed on weekends so the new rule stands for at least 48 hours.

WHATEVER!!!

big fish tale...ha ha ha.

or was it a guppy?

satori likes guppies...so does TOC. she's gone over to the miniature side too.

*get ruler*

so you're like 5 inches long ian?

god, women here are so desperate. i mean, obsessing over lil wees. WHY!

ian, i'm sure it's cute.

yeah well, all fish stories are and yet people still go in search of Nessy.

yea toc but the guy with the lil wee is a dickhead too so what's your point?

i an you don't have fire. you're a water sign. you and fire = hot air. thus, we're back to square one and your wee being a fish tale.

but finding nemo was a fish tale and we all liked that. even though he had a gimpy fin.

ian, is your wee gimpy? any deformities? does it swim fast and tire out quickly?

toc you dont need to look the other way. just use your peripherals. it's so small that it'll go out range anyway.

ian, i am a stickler for rules and a taurus so yes, i am currently fixated on your penis.

STRIP!

i so totally do not have a penis. i know of a chick on here who might have one though.

ian, you want me to violate a cat? i don't like cats. they're gross. cats like fishies though. there's a point in that somewhere.

what is lovely bones?

and ian, you were verified by whom?

an FDA stamp is one thing. you were probably verified by some russians. damn commie cock!

SATORI DIDN'T SEE IT!

told ya, big fish tale. folks claim to have seen it or know someone who has. but no one actually saw it.

brilliant ian! don't know how you pulled that off. you're cock is legendary and it's only 5 inches.

hmm...as for virgos....

has anyone seen the last avatar on nickelodeon?

the fire benders destroyed the air benders until there was only one...the avatar, aang.

not i'm not talking mass extinction or nothing but do we really need TWELVE signs? i mean, do we NEED virgo?

ian, it's my mission to put this rumor, that i learned about 15 min ago, to an end.

put up or shut up!

never heard of it satori. is it a tear jerker? i could use a good cry tonight. i have kleenex and everything.

and let me guess ian, they are no longer members?

they were probably all false accounts created by you i bet 😛

OH, i stand corrected. the virgo males can remain. they all have wees. virgos without wees, we need to decide if they're necessary.

well if it didn't look eastern european then it wasn't his. i know that much.

ok satori, i will see if i can find it. if i end up in ball of tears tonight i will have you to credit for that.

how long have you two been members of this site...satori and ian?

ok, TOC and i need someone to explain to us, because we're the same person, why does everyone take themselves so seriously? and why is there so much beef between random people?

now i know i may have created some enemies due to my bubbly personality but in some cases, it seems deep-seeded. like a high school rivalry. it make me want to buy cotton candy and a corn dog and watch the festivities.

why would i ask you anything? you're a blonde trapped in a ferrets body.

and i'm not sure i'm up for a ghost story. although now might be the best time to watch one. nothing like being scared shitless when you're tipsy.

NO NO NO!!!! NOT cameron's avatar! sheesh.

m knight shamalama... is putting out a movie in june i think based on the nickelodeon cartoon, avatar, the last airbender.

i think cameron robbed the name AVATAR to steal the last airbender's thunder. he's such a bitch.

a HOT hairy neanderthal 😛 i have the slopping brow and everything. plus my grunt is to die for!

jan 07— wow! you're dedicated.