@venusianbull
16 Years25,000+ PostsTaurus
wtf is wrong with australians?
AA - you guys say "cum bucket?" OMG! i hated it...the visual is just a bit much.
tu as raison!
what is?
hardy har har!
i have used all three with the right person. but that was when i was stupid. now....
TROJAN MAN!!!!!
Alright night owls, I bid you good evening. 🙂 Thank you for the laughs, I needed them. Bed for me, now. Or I'm going to be a very grumpy cow tomorrow.
nite venus
AA - only men with lil wee's say that
fat/ugly people say - "it's what's on the inside that counts."
true but uhm...whatever
Oh get real AA, do you want to feel like you're throwing a hot dog down a hallway? Men care too, don't wanna be strapping a 2x4 to their arse for fear of falling in. Peace, and outta here.
I do, oddly enough AA, I have an inside connection. LOL Right! Going to bed for real now you addictive humans.
the sad part is...fat people can lose weight, ugly people can have surgery...so what's inside does actually count.
but a man with a small wee...he's done for.
race isn't a defect.
a small wee is.
and how in the hell could you compare your tiny pointer to racism? women not liking your peter weeter isn't akin to the holocaust. sheesh!
AA - PM me a pic of it. i'll tell you if it's small.
uhm...you can kill the racists or ignore them.
in lil dick men's case, they have options too. they can become gay where their short-comings will be appreciated.
TOC - i don't. i dated one. they're cocky...pun intended.
lil fuckers know their wee's are tiny and yet, they don't even bother to warn ya! act like it's your fault that the condom is baggy 😛
wow, i just pictured a room full of men with lil wees...disturbing.
oh for cripes sake!
she's on the aqua again.
*searches for exit*
it's ok TOC.
venus went to bed.
AA is measuring his penis.
and i'm hungry. shouldn't have smoked that pinner. mucheeeeeeeeeeez
the rest of the world is backwards. you put your last names first. go on military time. screw up dates. monday is the first day of the week. GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Posted by Astrological Aftermath1
pfft fuck you, how can i know you won't post it all over here and say how small and pathetic it is?.... EXACTLY! you probably would.... and don't say what i think your gunna say ok? because the answer is NO IT'S NOT!
^^^how did i miss that?
AA - i would never violate the bond that we share by posting your penis for all to see. i care for you too much to violate you publicly. so please, PM your todger.
so how can saturday be a week's "end" day?
life doesn't revolve around work. you freaks are trying to reinvent the called.
saturday is the SEVENTH day. ask any Jew.
called....calendar...high high high high hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
HA! told you. you're twisted. U-S-A! A-O-KAAAAAAAAAY!
droopy lips don't impede sexual pleasure.
lil wee's can and most often do.
i do a wee-check early on. how? i say, "lemme see."
TOC - why not Y/D/M—?
why first, middle, last name?
why not last, first, middle? oh wait, that's how you guys do it right? BACKWARDS!!!
for once TOC, i agree with ya 😉
yes satori, i am completely serious. i been doing that since before i had sex. i was a virgin for a long time but i saw the wee! of every guy i dated.
the reality is, they want to show you. they LOVE to show you. just ask, they will whip it out.
and if you don't wanna do it, they don't care. they'll pleasure you orally without your having to lay a hand on it. men are funny that way. they like being teased. just let him licky and don't answer the phone the next day if you don't plan on putting out.
you get oral pleasure. he doesn't get blue-balls. it's a win win for everybody.
I'm just saying that if this guy was your dream, your soulmate, would you give him away cause of his member?
ahh...then he's not the guy of my dreams now is he? 😉
TOC, some freaks put the last name first. maybe it's only a euro thing.
DOE Jane instead of Jane Doe
what you mean? he was disappointed? in not having sex? of course they're not happy with it but they don't mind being teased...at least once. that's why you don't answer the phone thereafter. otherwise, you're tempting fate. if you do answer, just say you're not ready. they will still want to see you but "no means no." it's easy to say it and mean it when you don't plan on giving it up.
and mystery is fine if there's a nice gift inside the box. who wants a lump of coal?
nothing worse than reaching down and feeling a small wee. i mean what do you do then? now you're NOT turned on and yet, he's all wound up. damn, now you gotta give pity sex. F-THAT! drop them drawls beforehand.
satori...that's is not right.
a man's wee is a vital part of sex. if it's not a good fit, it's not. i don't care how many positions, how well he licks, if it sucks, it sucks. you can't teach him how to have a bigger penis.
so it's not shallow...it's practical.
he will want to climb on top of you for the rest of your sexually active lives and put that lil thing inside of you. and what are you supposed to do? fake moans and groans for the next 30+ years—? it does a disservice to him and to you. i would feel violated and used. nonononono to lil wee's!
ooooh, if i'm disappointed? hmm...last time i think i said something like, "nice. now put it away. i'm not ready yet."
if a guy is sober, if he's not a wack job, he will respect your no, not right now. i've never had anyone flip out on me.
i have an aqua friend who does the same thing. she asks to see it first too.
so this one guy, big dude, was apprehensive about showing her. he told her it was small. she insisted.
so he whips it out and it's small. she said, "i swear to God it's like a thumb." yes, she was exaggerating...i hope, but point is, he had a lil wee. i can't remember how she convinced him, but she got him to masturbate in front of her.
point? men are freaky as hell. they want to show you. let them. the ones you don't like, toss them back and the one's you do...get on top!
what swings both ways?
yes, big guys can have little wees. skinny guys can have amazingly huge ones.
if a guy had sex with a woman and it was too loose for him, then he has every right to kitty-hate.
but droopy lips, little button/big button, physical "not so pretties" do not effect the form and function of the vagina. it would be similar to a guy's wee leaning to the left or right. or if he had one large nut...visually disturbing but if the wee is the "right" size, who cares about the balls?
nah...just an illusion
then maybe you're not as teeeny tiiiiiny as you're letting on AA?
no hair generally makes it more obvious how small a lil wee is. with hair, it looks small in general. without it, you just get confirmation.
dude, do you sleep?
are you even in england?
ahh...that splains it.
i have yet to sleep but i find myself nodding off a bit.
sleep is sooooooooo overrated
satori...come down off that cloud chicky!
i loved my first love. i loved sex with him. sexually we were not compatible. but with time, with a better understanding of one another's bodies/needs/wants, who knows. the chemistry was there and the equipment, although not ideal, was workable. love in this case meant that yea, i might've been able to spend a lifetime with him and felt as if our relationship lacked nothing. wonderful. but that's with ill-fitting equipment. a lil wee is just WRONG!
bad sex isn't something you can "live with." in fact, statistically you're bound for divorce court the moment you sign those papers and say "i do."
1. Infidelity
2. Communication Difficulties
3. Physical, psychological, or emotional abuse
4. Finances
5. Boredom
if you're not "feeling" your partner, don't be so arrogant to assume your sexual conciliation is enough to satisfy them. maybe your partner will sense that you're doing it out of love but not out of raw passion. you don't HAVE TO HAVE that lil wee. in fact, you'd be happy if he just used his tongue. but you love him so you love his lil wee. maybe he will come to a point where he wants someone to lust after his lil wee. maybe he strays in search of this non-existent woman.
point is, you make the concessions now. regret it later. sex is important. it will always be important. if not to you...to him.
satori, you can enjoy the morbidity of a life with as many teewee men as your heart desires. in fact, fwd me your info. i will send them your way. they need not bother other women when there's someone willing to cater to them.
you also seem to speak in hypothetical terms. it's as if you've never seen a teeeeny tiiiiny one. i have. it's not about "big" and that's what you're mistaking. it's about "too small." when you meet a man with a large clit, talk to me. until then, it ain't all relative.
asian men have small wangs?
satori, why are you so hostile about your desire to be with teewee's? you want them. have them. i disagree. i think it's stupid. i also don't like mcdonald's hamburgers. it's an opinion. it's mine. you have yours. what's the big deal? you're wrong. you're ok with it. oh well.
and i don't care about the teewee's feelings. i wouldn't date a mentally handicapped person either. does that offend you? everyone doesn't deserve a fair chance.
i've heard it but i don't fall for wee stereotypes. the largest one i've ever seen was a Ricans and that thing was grotesquely huge. all veiny and what not.
looks like a defective sausage...all casing.
clit = female penis. we were born asexual. with a different chromosome, your clit would be a winky. your ovaries are basically balls.
correction...we were formed asexual.
they have surgeries for that
and lmao @ cacoon. i found out Frenchy is indeed "intact." for me, it's not that big a deal. i couldn't really tell the difference with my first when he was on hard. flaccid, they all look a lil weird.
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LOL TOC!
LMAO @ "Only when she's angry".