@sausagenpie
21 Years
Yeah, but unlike you, we're friendly geeks.
wow.. man..you are friendly.. sp.. ouch.. *snifle..
If i had somebody to pork believe me, i would be doing it all day.
I think I was just offended by the thought of porking, when I don't know what porking is. And I missed the "we" in your post. I don't know. But...here's my apology...I regret posting before I thought.
lol. . . hmm. . . If I were a 51 year old geek, I'd have a lot more stupid and annoying stories to share. . .
Be lucky I'm only an 18 year old geek.
porking all day can get old also. I only post after many drinks.
porking Never gets old 🙂
Haha, well said girl!
yes but people do
wow even her name consists of food, maybe i should strive on being like her and change my name to fatty, yes i think i shall.
yaye!!! oh LORD, i feel so beautiful now...
Lol luz, you crack me up!
Oops, no, i mean... 'fatty'. Anyway, big IS beautiful 😉
you all sound like a bunch of porkers to me.
🙂🙂 *prances around while eating ham*
Pork pie.
sausage in pie
porking
nice
good
uhuh
bored after 1 night stand, browzing for opinion sites i found this. quite bland so a mixed up comment like that should stir things up. besides we all like porking. any cute ladies? here? bored too? wanna pork? lol.
im a white man addicted to asians. is it a crime?
OMG asian ladies are the best.
supressed sexuality. mostly. that turns me freakin ON!!!
my peckers a semi hook lefty but my ex says its the best part during the motion when she's on her right side. even now i get nookie from her when she's on fire. i tell you asians. whoa!!!!
why is mine a lefty?maybe cuz i was kicked in between during a soccer game. that hurts BTW.
this site should have a sex column. it would make it better
this site should have a sex column. it would make it better. god im bored.
we tried but dxp said no he thinks there is to much sex on here anyway.
this is going to be a huge hangover. again asian women rock!
er...i'm asian. i'm surpressed? i think not.
i am scared. i must go hide in my hole now.
Nah!!! it's not a crime to be addicted to asians or to be addicted to anyone or anything for that matter Saus!!!!! So you find this site quite "bland" - well that's fair enough Mister - in your opinion anyway!!! - let's just say you don't really know the life and loves of this gang on this site yet but you will!!!! - big time!!! - if you keep reading our stories!!!:-)......I for one find your use of the word porking quite boring to be honest......let's just say I'm all "porked out" at this stage.....so tell us one of your "pork" stories and maybe we (I) might get to be de-porked! and find you intriguing....what you think for that— I say the above all in jest S...or do I!!!!:-) Welcome to this board, welcome with open porks:-)
Alana xxx
Welcome sausageman.
That's not right.
wow alana with my annoyance you still have open arms for me. ur a coo gal den. big heart, BIG. im attracted by the mystery.
Hey Saus!!!! I have that effect on most guys:-)!!! You're gonna be dam attracted!....very dam attracted!....massively dam attracted....to this mystery gal!!!!:-)
Ciao for now Porky:-)
Alana x
you asian alana? 😉
just got off a stupid party with no ladies. im bored.
Alas for you Saus....I aint asian...I am caucasian - although I suppose if I drop the "cauc" you are only left with the "asian" bit - so maybe that's good enough for you - but I don't think so Mister!!!😢
Pity you in a lady-free zone...what kind of friends do you have that throw parties without any actual booty-delicious there to come home with you—?!!!!:-)
But seriously though, I understand your addiction to foreign asian ladies. I am attracted/addicted only to foreign toy-boys. Although I am Irish, there is no way in this world that I would go out or date and Irish guy - strange but true!!!
A x
Irish american or living in Ireland?
Born, bred and living in Ireland, James T - Dublin to be exact!!!
I too have an inclination to go for the "unusal~suspects" they add so much more to life and create curiousity in me...I am then taken on "unknown" adventures. Seeking...seeking....still seeking. I so enjoy living in MY world because they all know me here......😉
how old are you alana? im quite curious.
Saus!!! A lady never reveals her age....don't you know that by now!!! But today, I ain't no lady, "I'm every woman" so sschhhhuush....don't tell anyone else...it's just between you and me - OK!!!! - Her is 37!!!!!! Well I'm really only 12 but I play at being 37!!!!!! What's your age Mister?
Blame it on the tasteless new generation of the DXP??er, loads of bullshits/Drama and no fun..!
No wonder they left..! I guess its my time to pack too..! still investigating the connection between (James Tate) and (James the 13)??_.!
Big old mystery??_lol
you know Q ,I think you hit on it. Time to move on. I think Ill go look for Depressed angel.
I guess I fall into the category of the tasteless new generation of DXPers. But me thinks only because I havent been here too long.... I dont create drama and I have loads of fun on here!
Sorry if I contributed to running anyone off.... sighs..... 😢
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Sorry if I contributed to running anyone off.... sighs..... 😢Why? That's entirely their problem. Don't ever feel like you have to apologize to someone for not posting "stuff that agrees with me or I'm gonna split," LL. You're just encouraging their doucheyness.
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Thanks NDR! Im not really apologizing... I was really being a little sarcastic tbh. I dont really give a Flying FUCK if they dont like what I post. They can hit the ignore option or just skip right over my post. There is a little X at the top left corner of the screen that they can use!
oops... I meant top right corner!
Great job in searching through the archives, Hypnotic, but there was and always will be drama on DXP, just like any other messageboard for that matter. It can be fun despite the drama. In fact, a lot of the drama is what makes the place interesting half the time (whether people have the cojones to admit that or not is irrelevant)
...whats lame is those who cry about it all day...get over it or get out. Pretty simple.
Posted by Hypnotic1o1
crunk aint dead..
It is tho, just like hyphy. Thank god, I'm from the bay but that hyphy shit got on my damn nerves. They made the Bay look bad with all that whack shit. *shakes head*
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everyone in here has nothing else to do than to post, why not pork all day. that would be better. maybe we're all 51 year old geeks who can't get laid. thats a big thought don't you think.
i mean its always the same posters all the time.