Do you think aliens built the Pyramids all over the world?

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Posted by heliumfiasco
Or nah?......

You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.

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I'd say that's discounting the engineering zeal and manpower available of the ancient ppls.

If you take into account the popular theory that a maritime trade route existed between ancient Egypt and the Americas (the mummy with traces of tobacco and coca) it would seem they weren't as technically unsavvy as we believe nowadays.

Such a trade route would also open both civilizations to each other's advances in architecture, like pyramids, which were also built in the Americas.
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I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
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I love that! hahaha

Have you guys ever watched "Idiots Abroad" with my man love Karl Pilkington? The episode where he goes to the Pyramids with that group of Americans looking to be abducted by Aliens gives me LIFE!!!!! hahahaha
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Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand

I did get abducted. click to expand
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Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe?
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Posted by HoovesofTopaz
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand



I did get abducted. click to expand



Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand

No.


It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
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"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle

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Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand



I did get abducted. click to expand



Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand



No.


It was pyramid shaped. click to expand

"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle

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hahaha!
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Posted by Taniwha
Posted by Mr_Pinchy
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand



I did get abducted. click to expand



Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand



No.


It was pyramid shaped. click to expand



"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle

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"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expand
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Doing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently.
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Posted by HoovesofTopaz
Posted by Taniwha
Posted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010



I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.

What have I become. click to expand

Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand



I did get abducted. click to expand



Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand



No.


It was pyramid shaped. click to expand



"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle

click to expand




"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expand



Doing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently. click to expand

Perhaps the pyramids were really used for torturing giants. click to expand
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There's that Greek legend about some giant dude named Atlas holding something big on his shoulders. Greece is close to Egypt, just sayin'

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