heliumfiasco
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Posted by xkraftI was like an hour ago. Yes.Posted by heliumfiasco
Or nah?......
You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha
U high or nah? click to expandclick to expand

Posted by heliumfiascoI'd say that's discounting the engineering zeal and manpower available of the ancient ppls.
Or nah?......
You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha

Posted by HoovesofTopazYou look like a girl that would have a crush on Mr. Tsoukalous. 😆
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
Posted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expandclick to expand

Posted by TaniwhaDid they have the lube to go with the anal probe?Posted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expandclick to expand
Posted by solidsnake
Do you think aliens built the twin towers & then blew them up? I do

Posted by Taniwha"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expandclick to expand
Posted by Mr_Pinchyhahaha!Posted by TaniwhaPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
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Posted by TaniwhaDoing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently.Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
click to expand
"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expandclick to expand

Posted by TaniwhaThere's that Greek legend about some giant dude named Atlas holding something big on his shoulders. Greece is close to Egypt, just sayin'Posted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by Mr_PinchyPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopazPosted by TaniwhaPosted by HoovesofTopaz
I remember my first episode of ancient aliens in 2010
I miss those days, anything was possible in my impressionable young mind. Ohh the dreams I had.
What have I become. click to expand
Oh I know. I was fresh outta high school and ready to climb the Giza to be abducted. Hahahah jk click to expand
I did get abducted. click to expand
Did they have the lube to go with the anal probe? click to expand
No.
It was pyramid shaped. click to expand
"The victim would be stripped, bound with ropes, and suspended above the device. They would then be lowered, usually very slowly, on to the device, making the pyramid enter the vagina, anus or scrotum"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judas_cradle
click to expand
"olive oil could be spread on the pyramid" that's decent of them isn't it. click to expand
Doing god's work is hard. Even harder with no lube apparently. click to expand
Perhaps the pyramids were really used for torturing giants. click to expandclick to expand
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You down with advanced ancient civilizations my dudes? Discuss.
haha