DXP Limericks

@justagirl

I'm surprised she failed to follow my plan

She threw my love note in the trashcan

Embarrassed, I said I must go now

To that she responded with a meow

Her only true love could be Batman

@nikkistar

Get em out ladies, she's here for your nudes

Don't be shy, she doesn't like prudes

She's got a man from the cradle

That helps her eat dog from a ladle

Yes, that means she's not here for the dudes

Posted by _Dazed

@justagirl

I'm surprised she failed to follow my plan

She threw my love note in the trashcan

Embarrassed, I said I must go now

To that she responded with a meow

Her only true love could be Batman

Posted by Notmyrealname

There once was a man named dazed

Who I guess was completely unfazed

That his poetry was bad

It made us all sad

Let’s hope he’s not expecting to be praised

😉

brutal

@AfternoonDelights22

Nights loves to post pics of his butt

The ladies love it more than mafia smut

I can see why they like it

His jeans are a tight fit

DXP women are all about their nut

There once was a place called dxpnet

Where you could get drunk then post and regret

I hope no one quotes, and just want a like

Please keep in mind that I dont want to fight

I didn't intend to seem like a threat.

@_Dazed

I remain unmoved as the dxp favorite player vote nears

Since your often praised host has confirmed my worst fears

He refused my vote for Stubbs

Who starred in episodes of belly rubs

Mafia smut is infinitely better as it stimulates my tears

If there’s a hell, dxp is the prequel

there is no church, there is no steeple

just a scene where lonely people

recycle memes, repeat their themes,

and build cathedrals to their ego,

…like every thread conceived by Neno.

So click a race thread, board the trainwreck

at the entrance, leave your brain checked.

Hear the sirens of our shores,

singing songs to passing seaships.

Its been so long since some have seen dick,

that they’re as salty as sardine tins.

View the food pics used to groom chicks

for some PM predation.

dudes lubin’ up that inbox,

for the deep penetration.

See grandpas heckled for their sandals,

hand all their shekels to the vandals.

Every day you’ll catch a handful,

of messy spectacles and scandals,

like Jed’s age when he met Heavy,

and his testicles were handled.

So many filters on the selfies,

its hard to gauge just who is prettiest.

But nothing stops the front page traffic,

like when saggurl posts her tiddy pics.

Sockpuppets, catfish, rants from racist crazies,

death threats and porn gifs, betwixt pics of newborn babies

...even members who have sex tapes, circulating lately.

P-Angel passes popcorn, smiling up at us from Hades.

@brianafay

Better known as pissed off Hello Kitty

"We da best" is her motto, bitches.. Best in the city!

I jerked off to her preggo pix

Just like she does to Nikk's

To deny her the D would be such a pity

Posted by _Dazed

@brianafay

Better known as pissed off Hello Kitty

"We da best" is her motto, bitches.. Best in the city!

I jerked off to her preggo pix

Just like she does to Nikk's

To deny her the D would be such a pity

Dead wrong