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My 10 lb kid just shit and it smells like a 250lb man did it
@Chimichanga
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😆 thought of him too
But Um seriously I’m gagging brb gotta address this
Ok not gonna kill anyone yet.
Dazed - BlackMamba - Soul - saggurl - Queen - saggurl
Bri - Godz - FactCheck - GC
Exo - GC
Saggurl - GC - Devil
GC - saggurl - Devil
FactCheck - Bri
xoxflute - GC - Devil
Nights - Devil - Queen - Devil
Scheherazade - Queen
BlackMamba - Queen
akitu - saggurl
I need to know if this is right.
Why is someone messaging me that hasn’t even voted yet. Is this some sort of freaking distraction to get a random generator vote—
What’s the count?
Lol pressure getting to people
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Why didn’t you vote?
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
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I'm Tormund.
My 10 lb kid just shit and it smells like a 250lb man did it
All I can think is wtf did you feed them?
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
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😭. STOP
Is the list right? Did I miss anyone?
Is the list right? Did I miss anyone?
Nikki
My 10 lb kid just shit and it smells like a 250lb man did it
All I can think is wtf did you feed feed them?
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It’s been ever since I started putting the infant rice cereal in her bottles cause she eats like a little piggy
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
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You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Is the list right? Did I miss anyone?
Nikki
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I miss her too
Is the list right? Did I miss anyone?
Nikki
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Dazed - BlackMamba - Soul - saggurl - Queen - saggurl
Bri - Godz - FactCheck - GC
Exo - GC
Saggurl - GC - Devil
GC - saggurl - Devil
FactCheck - Bri
xoxflute - GC - Devil
Nights - Devil - Queen - Devil
Scheherazade - Queen
BlackMamba - Queen
akitu - saggurl
Ok the Devil gets it.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
you got mad lucky today , i don't know how or why elle had your back, but man
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Because she knows who I am.
But why did Akitu try to message me back and forth about dazed and then cast her vote at the last minute?
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
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Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
you got mad lucky today , i don't know how or why elle had your back, but man
Because she knows who I am.
But why did Akitu try to message me back and forth about dazed and then cast her vote at the last minute?
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Elle couldn't have known who you were. She didn't run a report on you.
@Baddies
If you want to keep this game entertaining.. Don't kill me tonight.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
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How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
Day 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
Townie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
you got mad lucky today , i don't know how or why elle had your back, but man
Because she knows who I am.
But why did Akitu try to message me back and forth about dazed and then cast her vote at the last minute?
Elle couldn't have known who you were. She didn't run a report on you.
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Trying to see if we were messaging back and forth still?
I’m not telling.
I’m only saying that Akitu was messaging me 50 million got damn times about you, while the voting time was dwindling.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
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You have nothing to save you tonight. Your milk doesn't work until tomorrow.
Look, it's another mafia game where all the townies kill each other.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
you got mad lucky today , i don't know how or why elle had your back, but man
Because she knows who I am.
But why did Akitu try to message me back and forth about dazed and then cast her vote at the last minute?
Elle couldn't have known who you were. She didn't run a report on you.
Trying to see if we were messaging back and forth still?
I’m not telling.
I’m only saying that Akitu was messaging me 50 million got damn times about you, while the voting time was dwindling.
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Elle did a report on Supes, Not you.
She had no way of knowing your roll.
Posted by MissScruffsDay 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
https://i.postimg.cc/44562hF2/p0001who.jpgTownie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
Damn, sorry Devil. RIP. 😢
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You voted for him.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
You have nothing to save you tonight. Your milk doesn't work until tomorrow.
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I’ve been working with townies who have powers.
Again. You don’t know who is saved tonight and I’m not telling. I couldn’t save Fauci, obviously. Tomorrow is another day for someone else and the next day after that. Hopefully we townies can get a win.
Night 2 can now commence.
PM me your Night roles by 10am EST
Thankies.
Posted by MissScruffsDay 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
https://i.postimg.cc/44562hF2/p0001who.jpgTownie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
I want to know Queen now 😭😭
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Me too. Why do users sign up and then not play. It’s dumb.
Sorry @Devil. You weren’t around and we had to eliminate someone in all this confusion.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
You have nothing to save you tonight. Your milk doesn't work until tomorrow.
I’ve been working with townies who have powers.
Again. You don’t know who is saved tonight and I’m not telling. I couldn’t save Fauci, obviously. Tomorrow is another day for someone else and the next day after that. Hopefully we townies can get a win.
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Like I said.. If you're still alive tomorrow, you're a baddie.
I told y’all should of done akitu...
😒
STFU YOU DIDNT EVEN VOTE
Posted by MissScruffsDay 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
https://i.postimg.cc/44562hF2/p0001who.jpgTownie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
I want to know Queen now 😭😭
Me too. Why do users sign up and then not play. It’s dumb.
Yeah plus eliminating them makes it easier to narrow down who is who.
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Why were you thinking queen was Rudy? You said that you thought you knew who Rudy was. How?
I gotta laugh though, everyone out here just shooting into the air, hoping it lands on the right target. Cept the townies cannibalize themselves, and get rid of two of their major power holders. LULZ
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
You have nothing to save you tonight. Your milk doesn't work until tomorrow.
I’ve been working with townies who have powers.
Again. You don’t know who is saved tonight and I’m not telling. I couldn’t save Fauci, obviously. Tomorrow is another day for someone else and the next day after that. Hopefully we townies can get a win.
Like I said.. If you're still alive tomorrow, you're a baddie.
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You think there’s a target on your back and your getting your stinger out.
I’m sorry you kept saying you were me and then said you were carol.
That wasn’t my fault.
Hopefully you don’t hold any grudges once the game is over, bb
I luv you ❤️🥰😘😘
AND YES I AM SALTY THAT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T EVEN LET ME PLAY.
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
you got mad lucky today , i don't know how or why elle had your back, but man
Because she knows who I am.
But why did Akitu try to message me back and forth about dazed and then cast her vote at the last minute?
I asked you what you thought the reason would be for dazed saying he was your role, when you suggested going for someone other than the person that stole your identity. I thought it was weird 🤷♀️
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You were sending me random ass haikus lol
2 words in a message. I still haven’t read the last ones. Lol
Damnnnn she put you on blast
Sorry @Devil. You weren’t around and we had to eliminate someone in all this confusion.
Y’all killed my friend 🥺
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He isn’t even around and too many mafia stay back and let us kill off each other like we were doing.
Why didn’t you vote?
Sorry @Devil. You weren’t around and we had to eliminate someone in all this confusion.
Y’all killed my friend 🥺
He isn’t even around and too many mafia stay back and let us kill off each other like we were doing.
Why didn’t you vote?
Cooking and cleaning my bathroom. First time I felt well enough to do something around the house.
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There are too many non players. I really don’t know why people say they want to play and then don’t. It makes things so hard
Posted by MissScruffsDay 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
https://i.postimg.cc/44562hF2/p0001who.jpgTownie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
I want to know Queen now 😭😭
Me too. Why do users sign up and then not play. It’s dumb.
Yeah plus eliminating them makes it easier to narrow down who is who.
Why were you thinking queen was Rudy? You said that you thought you knew who Rudy was. How?
Just because Elle was defending you and so though whoever was against you might have killed her off to also kill you off.
But I’m not sure 100%
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But where did you get queens name from then? If she hasn’t been posting? You’re scenario seems legit. But why think queen was Rudy?
@saggurl88 I gotta go sleep but don’t wanna leave on a bad note. It’s all in fun ❤️❤️
I never hold grudges, I know.
Goodnight Mafia! 🥰🥰😘😘😴
I know Queen’s game
She’s not mafia
Posted by MissScruffsDay 1 Volcano Sacrifice
@Devil
https://i.postimg.cc/44562hF2/p0001who.jpgTownie
...and the Coronavirus remains unfazed.
I want to know Queen now 😭😭
Me too. Why do users sign up and then not play. It’s dumb.
Yeah plus eliminating them makes it easier to narrow down who is who.
Why were you thinking queen was Rudy? You said that you thought you knew who Rudy was. How?
Just because Elle was defending you and so though whoever was against you might have killed her off to also kill you off.
But I’m not sure 100%
But where did you get queens name from then? If she hasn’t been posting? You’re scenario seems legit. But why think queen was Rudy?
Queen I just picked because she was silent lol
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It will be another mess tomorrow.
I have a confession to make
I didn’t even read the roles 🤣
Look, it's another mafia game where all the townies kill each other.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rudy killed Fauci so im not sure what you mean
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And they voted to hang another townie. 😆
I didn’t get my second PM so I was like eh fuck it
It will be a guessing game and hoping someone with a role takes pity on me and takes me under their wing
Now that I’m reading the roles
This shit is mad complicated and BISH IM STILL BLOWED
Scruffs, you funny
Ok this baby is making my neck sweat
Don’t kill me 😫
Or do
I don’t care
Fuck it. I'm sticking with my gut. I vote @saggurl88
my gut says she lying too bro
water signs
You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA
I'm Tormund.
You’re full of shit or you would know who got the milk instead of trying to suck on my titties for an hour back and forth!
You can suck them now though. Since voting is over. ❤️
Don't care.
If you're not dead after tonight, we know you're a baddie.
How is that? Still trying to figure out who I saved now that mafia killed Fauci?
I’m not telling. I will cast my vote tonight in an hour.
You have nothing to save you tonight. Your milk doesn't work until tomorrow.
I’ve been working with townies who have powers.
Again. You don’t know who is saved tonight and I’m not telling. I couldn’t save Fauci, obviously. Tomorrow is another day for someone else and the next day after that. Hopefully we townies can get a win.
Like I said.. If you're still alive tomorrow, you're a baddie.
You think there’s a target on your back and your getting your stinger out.
I’m sorry you kept saying you were me and then said you were carol.
That wasn’t my fault.
Hopefully you don’t hold any grudges once the game is over, bb
I luv you ❤️🥰😘😘
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Where did I say I was Carol?
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You it’s both sound like mafia. 🙄 I’m the only one to admit who I was with nobody saying I was lying.
Willing to risk a townie? Seems like MAFIA.
And then you’ll say oh well she was saying this and that, when you’ve known who I was all along.
MAFIA