DXP story

Finish the sentence...you know how it goes. 🙂

Once upon a time....

(one word per post!)

Posted by fourthwallbreaker
there was a Duck..

who liked to....

quack 😛

ugh fine break all the rules

Posted by VirgoHero

Posted by fourthwallbreaker
there was a Duck..

who liked to....

quack 😛

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he liked

In the beginning there was DXP
then he decided to make Tate,
he saw tate had no one to pick on so he made several women,
things got out of hand
so he made Q to mess with Tate.

this was the sun up and sun down of the first day.

One fine day in a magical kingdom a Queen gave birth to a little girl. She had eyes the color of moss in the deep forest, and hair blacker than ebony.
Three Fairies came on the day of her birth to grant gifts.
One Fairy granted her gift of Sight,
The next gave her a melodious Voice with which to sing and bring even Kings to their knees.
The last Fae granted the most wondrous gift of all,
She touched her wand to the little girl and pronounced that with this...ah yes, this, you can
RULE THEM ALL.

And *curtsy*

Later much later DXP made FWB he needed a court jester.

LOL I crack up every time I see that picture. Awww a court jester, in his fly trainers and super cool hats. 😄

🙂

Grand Forte Piano? ( fervently praying it's not another soggy biscuit )

Ha ha, got you all beat. Try 21 years. And holding. 😛

Says you. 🙂 It's because I thought I could put on the big girl pants at 18, couldn't, and decided to definitely stay off the porch and let the Big Dogs play. Bit boring in that regard. No fun tales of use to regale everyone with.

word beetle!!!

21 years & no weed vb ?

omg! it's my sanity ;P

I think great sex and laughs can be had minus hydro too. 🙂

Nope, nary a single puff has passed these lips in 21 years hardcandy. Lil' Miss Puff, Puff, Pass hung it up early.

LOL Oh really, is that a fact?

Oh I think you might, even if I was your favorite turd. And 'enhanced' comments like *better on hydro* just kicks my female ego, the whole "BET ME" falls into place.

LOL!! You're twisted, and I like it, heaps.

Absolutely. 🙂

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuckzirrrraaaaaaaa!!

Posted by fourthwallbreaker
In the beginning there was DXP
then he decided to make Tate, but he had a small willy.

Q saw tate had no women,
things got out of hand
so he mess with Tate.
up and down
this was the first day.

***misty smokey mist***

Once upon a time there was a Duck who liked to quack.
He liked Biscuits and chocolate starfish with his morning apple tea.

Duckzilla was his name.
"Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuckzirrrraaaaaaaa!!" Cried Jackie Chan, this movie was taking a different turn.
Duckzilla was a real mean sonomabeatch at times...

i think the duck sharpened his skilz as an Internet troll...

LMAO I put a 'Shaft' spin on a 'Duckzilla was a real mean sonomabeatch at times..'

Duck!
Who's the black private dick
That's a sex machine to all the chicks?
DUCK!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
DUCK!
Can you dig it?

Who's the quack that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
DUCK!
Right On!

They say this quack Duck is a bad mother
SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Are there goats trip-trapping on this bridge?

ok the duck could be mean duck who hangs with a troll...

WTF I sound lk a Russian chick I know :O

"Well that fucker ain't gonna lose at soggy biscuits is he?" yelped Prince, as Duckzilla's webbed..
Foot carefully moved aside the poor, battered thing distastefully.
"I have it, let's dive for watercress instead! No protein, not as salty and less calories."

idk blingy maybe if he's a hippy it was a drug bust !

Posted by Beetleguese

Posted by venusianbull
"Well that fucker ain't gonna lose at soggy biscuits is he?" yelped Prince, as Duckzilla's webbed..
Foot carefully moved aside the poor, battered thing distastefully.
"I have it, let's dive for watercress instead! No protein, not as salty and less calories."

Proper diet = no salty taste, just sayin' Same as women tasting sweet or not, (regular fruits in the diet)

Pardon the interruption, do continue 🙂

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I'm aware. More pineapple BG? Got a nice one at the market today.

^ would take some explaining...

Posted by hardcandy
^ would take some explaining...

Eating fruits, especially pineapple improves the taste. Cinnamon is good and also avoiding vegetables higher in sulfur content. Coffee, garlic, loads of red meat and dairy can make it taste bitter or overly salty.

Ah. Consider it a lesson learned of sorts then. Didn't back down from it in any event. Lucille O'Ball fourth. Rickyyyyyyy, I wanna be in the shoooow, waaaaah.

"I Love Lucy", a very popular television show in the 1950s fourth. About Lucille, her husband Desi. Their neighbors Ethel and Fred. But she'd get into all sorts of scrapes, and was constantly trying to get into his act at the night club. But that was one of his catch phrases "You got some splainin' to do Lucy!"

Posted by Beetleguese
VB I think HC meant why she hid her post, but good explanation for the meat & potatoes guys that might be reading and wonder why their girl spits 🙂

yes ur right beetle but I do appreciate the info vb

no unhiding I'm afraid blingy cuz I'd prob dig the hole deeper 🙂 great pic on directors tho they could handle a smacked out duck for sure!

hahaha I luv digging holes ;P

apparently I'm wanted dead here in dxp land!

😄

so any more duck tales?

ok so now someones f'd the duck...

hhmmmm who do we pin it on...

oh & bling this is a first now Its beat me to death reanimate my corpse & kill me again! whew I musta out done myself this time!

ya me too beetle I've been smiling about it since I read it 🙂

but I love to watch crazy peeps lose their minds

& I'm great at getting em to that point..

I luv that beetle..

it's fun here...truly I couldn't buy this entertainment 🙂

DAMN I miss all the fun six hour time differance

Poor Tater.

Did you guys really talk about ducks for 10 pages.

you know I guess I didn't miss much I went to the pub played a little darts chated up a couple birds went home got some sleep maybe I won.

Maybe you did, that sounds infinitely more entertaining than sitting in the heat and trying to cool off. It's been horrible here lately.

LOL Yes Bri, ducks. And other things.

Hahaha a couple of birds. So something my grandpa would say. Oh man Tate ♥

do you even know what a bird in a pub is?

A woman.

not you brian

Not really actually. I just know my grandpa has said that before. I thought he was saying bird instead of broad. *shrugs*

Am I right—