DXP Survivor 2014 Part VI (Page 5)

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

What is the most embarrassing day of my whole entire life being pulled aside by Sergei into a windowless room for reeducation in front of family, friends, colleagues, audience, players, guests, friends of family, friends of friends, friends of colleagues, friends of audience, friends of players, friends of guests, kids playing in the park, strangers going to work, and a school of ducks crossing the road, I would still go out on a date with him, however I refuse to retract my argument of why a stoic Goat feast would be much more efficient as a form of food in feeding the needy rather than a tiny Crab and I would have expanded on such argument during the debate if I were in the position to argue why charity is constructive but unfortunately I was not so therefore I will expand upon it now and even go as far as to suggest the ancient Chinese proverb be modified from instead of teaching a man to fish he should be taught to raise Goats and I would also like to add to my argument that although I can not fully express how appreciative I am of being pulled aside into a windowless room for reeducation and how nothing would make me happier than to apply the lesson I have learned here which is in order to be granted due consideration by the Judge, all further posts made by me must be made in the form of sentences containing at least one hundred and fifteen words each and in the form of a question after the fashion of Jeopardy, the Judge unfortunately cannot enforce Sergei's suggestion for I am sure he is indeed well aware in the interest of fairness he cannot change and/or modify his previously stated rules in the middle of the game and any such suggestions Sergei desires made during this year's game which is dxp Survivor in the year of our Lord two thousand and fourteen can unfortunately only be applied to next year's game which will be dxp Survivor in the year of our Lord two thousand and fifteen and obviously we are presently in the year of our Lord two thousand and fourteen not the year of our lord two thousand and fifteen so I can post as short or as long as my crabby Crab mood desires?

*throws Sergei's eggs in his face*
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