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Posted by tiziani
Bang. 2-1 Monaco.
uhoh
Posted by tiziani
Bang. 2-1 Monaco.uhoh
I had no idea Monaco had this new rep of being a " free scoring team". Only two seasons ago they were as dry as paint to watch.
Tonight they've come from behind and they look dangerous every time they're attacking.
The first half isn't even over yet.
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Would this be considered an upset
Even tho I know its only leg 1
These leg things I dont like
Posted by tiziani
It's like having a best of 7 series in the playoffs, only it's 2 lolThis is playoff season for us.
But is it like the MLS where the goals scored in leg 1 are carried into leg 2 so its like one giant 3 hours game altogether?
Posted by tiziani
It's like having a best of 7 series in the playoffs, only it's 2 lolThis is playoff season for us.
But is it like the MLS where the goals scored in leg 1 are carried into leg 2 so its like one giant 3 hours game altogether?
Yep. Just including the away goals rule. I don't know if they have that in MLS?
If two teams are tied after 180 minutes of regular time but one team scored more goals away from home, they win.
If that fails, then extra time (where away goals still counts) and then penalties if need be.
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Yeah okay. I think MLS is exactly the same. I just finally learned this last season after the MLS has been around for 24 years lol
Posted by tiziani
It's like having a best of 7 series in the playoffs, only it's 2 lolThis is playoff season for us.
But is it like the MLS where the goals scored in leg 1 are carried into leg 2 so its like one giant 3 hours game altogether?
Yep. Just including the away goals rule. I don't know if they have that in MLS?
If two teams are tied after 180 minutes of regular time but one team scored more goals away from home, they win.
If that fails, then extra time (where away goals still counts) and then penalties if need be.
Yeah okay. I think MLS is exactly the same. I just finally learned this last season after the MLS has been around for 24 years lol
This is where having the option to go for a draw as a winning strategy really pays off in football for me.
Because in between the two games, let's say one team gets a shock result away from home like Monaco gets a 3-1 win in Manchester for example.... Everyone knows Monaco are weak defensively, but City would need 3 goals without reply in Monaco to have a chance of winning.
So all the talk in the buildup for the second leg is: will Monaco stick to what they're good at and go guns blazing? Or will they sit back and defend a lead even though theyve never done that all year?
It adds mind games into it. Which you wouldn't necessarily get in a best of 7 series where there's a guaranteed winner each game on the night.
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Thats an interesting way to look at it. I do like when there is a need for added layers of strategy in sports.
I guess I looked at it, regarding the MLS anyway, that if a game is a blow out in game 1 it makes leg 2 less interesting to watch because what are the odds the other team is gonna catch them. Tho Toronto proved me wrong in their 2nd leg.
But I guess if you know a teams usual style it does make things interesting if they have to change what they usually do. Def sounds like a baseball series in that regard.
Posted by tiziani
It's like having a best of 7 series in the playoffs, only it's 2 lolThis is playoff season for us.
But is it like the MLS where the goals scored in leg 1 are carried into leg 2 so its like one giant 3 hours game altogether?
Yep. Just including the away goals rule. I don't know if they have that in MLS?
If two teams are tied after 180 minutes of regular time but one team scored more goals away from home, they win.
If that fails, then extra time (where away goals still counts) and then penalties if need be.
Yeah okay. I think MLS is exactly the same. I just finally learned this last season after the MLS has been around for 24 years lol
This is where having the option to go for a draw as a winning strategy really pays off in football for me.
Because in between the two games, let's say one team gets a shock result away from home like Monaco gets a 3-1 win in Manchester for example.... Everyone knows Monaco are weak defensively, but City would need 3 goals without reply in Monaco to have a chance of winning.
So all the talk in the buildup for the second leg is: will Monaco stick to what they're good at and go guns blazing? Or will they sit back and defend a lead even though theyve never done that all year?
It adds mind games into it. Which you wouldn't necessarily get in a best of 7 series where there's a guaranteed winner each game on the night.
Thats an interesting way to look at it. I do like when there is a need for added layers of strategy in sports.
I guess I looked at it, regarding the MLS anyway, that if a game is a blow out in game 1 it makes leg 2 less interesting to watch because what are the odds the other team is gonna catch them. Tho Toronto proved me wrong in their 2nd leg.
But I guess if you know a teams usual style it does make things interesting if they have to change what they usually do. Def sounds like a baseball series in that regard.
That's true about the leg 1 blowouts.
Although there are notorious cases of teams playing it too safe with a big lead going into leg 2, and blowing it. Toronto last year I take it was one of those examples.
Roma play in Rome on Thursday with a 4-0 lead going into it, having smashed Villarreal in Spain. But everyone knows Roma's lack of pedigree in Europe and being their own worst enemy so no one is 100 percent writing off Villarreal yet even if it looks pretty much done.
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Thats gotta be pretty rough if they were to have a 4 goal lead collapse! :/
Posted by tiziani
3-3!!!!!
lmao dayum!
Posted by tiziani
5-3!!!!
Sounds like a barn burner!
Posted by tiziani
5-3!!!!Sounds like a barn burner!
This is a slobberknocker bah gawd King
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rofl
Posted by starwars
my 5/5now
see it was fate
you were meant to get 5 straight here and not in apprentice
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.
lmaooo
Posted by tiziani
Some of the sports sites are calling tonight's match a "Champions League all-time classic" already.
would you put it that high
Posted by tiziani
Some of the sports sites are calling tonight's match a "Champions League all-time classic" already.would you put it that high
I think I would, you know. But I prefer to let it marinate for at least a few days. These sites get paid for the hyperbole.
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Yes true it has to be the boldest proclamations possible
But it sounded like a slobberknocker from your updates
Posted by tiziani
Some of the sports sites are calling tonight's match a "Champions League all-time classic" already.would you put it that high
I think I would, you know. But I prefer to let it marinate for at least a few days. These sites get paid for the hyperbole.
Yes true it has to be the boldest proclamations possible
But it sounded like a slobberknocker from your updates
The best line I've read tonight:
"City had the momentum but that does not matter when you cannot defend."
Only funny because it's true.
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Do you think theyll be able to hang on in leg 2?
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
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Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
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Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
Posted by tiziani
"Sometimes itβs hard to make sense of football; sometimes you donβt need to and just enjoy it.Thatβs what we were given tonight β football to enjoy. In a competition where too many games are high on instruction and low on improvisation, it was refreshing to see natural thrill seekers like Bernardo and Leroy SanΓ© strut their stuff.
There are glaring deficiencies in both teams but thatβs hardly the point. City demonstrated a fighting-spirit to batter Monaco into submission. Yet two goals as a lead is not likely to be a secure enough result to see them through with no problems.
There will be goals in Monte Carlo."
That is some motherfuckin hype right there
A barner burner going on in Florida
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
A barner burner going on in FloridaIt's not on cable tonight. Only Capitals game -.-
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You need to suck the wine out of your computer so u can stream
Posted by GetMisted
We're sitting at a 9 seed as of this week.Win our remaining games w/a loss @ FL.. Should hopefully be sitting at 6-7 seed.
Really don't want that 8/9 game.
are they good enough to make noise in the tourney
Its getting so hard to find decent games π’
It just needs to be playoff season and ncaa tourney season and baseball season
Posted by tiziani
The history of two-legged European match ties.100% probability of home team winning when carrying a 4-0 back home into the second leg.
Hopefully Roma don't make history tonight.
lmao if they lose that you may want to make sure no razor blades are near
Posted by tiziani
"BREAKING: Just 298 days after winning the Premier League, Leicester have parted ways with Claudio Ranieri."It's a cold world. Guy pulled off a Disney story in sports and still... just canned at the first sign of scrambling for survival.
Wow thats kind of ridiculous isnt it
Posted by tiziani
"BREAKING: Just 298 days after winning the Premier League, Leicester have parted ways with Claudio Ranieri."It's a cold world. Guy pulled off a Disney story in sports and still... just canned at the first sign of scrambling for survival.
Wow thats kind of ridiculous isnt it
Truly ridiculous. Just this summer they were talking about how he had a job for life.
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lmaooo
wow
Helluva a change of mind
Posted by tiziani
"BREAKING: Just 298 days after winning the Premier League, Leicester have parted ways with Claudio Ranieri."It's a cold world. Guy pulled off a Disney story in sports and still... just canned at the first sign of scrambling for survival.
Wow thats kind of ridiculous isnt it
Truly ridiculous. Just this summer they were talking about how he had a job for life.
lmaooo
wow
Helluva a change of mind
Internet comments so far:
"Now watch them drop like a stone.
At least they have managed to sort out a contract for TV rights to their games next season.
They will all be broadcast on the History Channel. "
Leicester going from everyone's favourite underdog to everyone hopes they die.
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rofl @ History Channel
Quick fall from grace for them. And not in the best way to do it either :/ Best way for an underdog to get hated is to become consistent winners
Hopefully that happens to the Chicago Cubs in that way and not this way lol
quite the turnaround
Calgary back to trying to help TB out again
oops
They waited to long to finally score again
Leggo leafs
"Today is the day: the decisive day for the Stadio della Roma. Today at Il Campidoglio, there is a meeting scheduled between the City of Rome with Luca Bergamo, vice-mayor of the capital, Marcello De Vito, President of the Assembly Capitolina and Luca Lanzalone, lawyer of M5S, and also Romaβs Mauro Baldissoni and Luca Parnasi of Eurnova.
LIVE
16.05 CET: The meeting was moved to between 18.30 CET and 19.00 CET to allow Mayor Raggi, who is ill, to be present.
16.00 CET: A hundred fans are present at Il Campidoglio despite the rain."
You gotta love the use of "melina" in a banner. To do melina = to procrastinate in sports.
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
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do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
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I sure do
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
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buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
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xD
Sounds like a buy to me
can only go up
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
xD
Sounds like a buy to me
can only go up
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π
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
That bet could be fixed.
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oh yes, easily. I could go get it if I wanted just sex. But I have this pesky thing called " need to be in a relationshipitus"
lolololol I can't just fuck.
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
That bet could be fixed.
oh yes, easily. I could go get it if I wanted just sex. But I have this pesky thing called " need to be in a relationshipitus"
lolololol I can't just fuck.
Sounds like insider trading to me.
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wish something was inside.....wait wut.
oh lord, that was bad, sorry
not sorry! π
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
Hey! Publically traded companies are required to provide financial data. So we need your "financial data" ... like if there is any guy in your life, etc π
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Abort , abort, discussion of classifed information has caused the program to enter self destruct mode. Beep, beep , beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
was my joke that bad? LMAO
you guys do not they have apps that you can use to chat with each other..
teamspeak
ventrillo
discord
skype
they are all free, just need to download and create a server to use oh and headset/mic.
i actually have access to a few from gaming lol
Posted by tiziani
Breaking news: Mikhail Kukushkin has announced his shock retirement from tennis, to sign as a free agent for the Philadelphia Flyers.Btw, I think you should really do like radio (or rather vocaroo) commentary for DXPIL games π
Yassssss do it Tiziani
We also need a DXPIL podcast
I wish I knew how to make that happen. Its too complicated for me to care to learn
Yeah same. The simplest way I found was on Soundclound but I think it makes you pay for any amount of bandwidth worth a damn.
Fuckers
I'd love to shoot the shit with you and dazed about any sport
or make JAG and sakura talk about the stock market
or talk with scruffles in the middle of a hockey game
lolol
do you REALLY think i'd talk about the stock market??
π
I sure do
buahaahahahahhahahaha
today the stock market closes with JAG going without sex for too many months and years. Stock value has gone down 200% and the odds of JAG ever getting laid are 1000 to 1, do you sell or buy? π
Hey! Publically traded companies are required to provide financial data. So we need your "financial data" ... like if there is any guy in your life, etc π
Abort , abort, discussion of classifed information has caused the program to enter self destruct mode. Beep, beep , beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
lmao, sorry @AfternoonDelights22 ... it looks like you lost all money invested in this stock. π
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uhm no.
the program self destructed, the stock is still on the market.
Posted by GetMisted
We could all just do our own sports talk segment on vocaroo lol
Posted by GetMisted
We could all just do our own sports talk segment on vocaroo lolBooooooooo!!!
You have a good radio voice tho.
You sound like Amy Lawrence on CBSSports radio
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i had to look her up.. lol she gestures with her hands like i do when i'm talking or excited. Curious to know her chart now. hahahhaa
Posted by Scruffles
@CaramelizedCoffee@P6X58DE
Are either of you guys interested in taking over The Cancer Sun Crime?
I'm in 1st place and only need like 6 more games to make the playoffs. If you can think of any other Cancers that might be interested in playing @ them please. π
It only takes seconds to play. Just pick a game when he posts the list here:
https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/dxpil-season-2-7489947/?p=98
Time for my hiatus. π
See ya people!
NOOOO why you gotta leave us??
Posted by tiziani
5 mins to go! I know you're all excited.
foooorrr?
Posted by GetMisted
So much hate for the Oscars on local news FB -.-"How do you feel about Jimmy Kemmel's comments about President Trump?"
LOL
Im only have watching it
was he even that bad on trump
Posted by GetMisted
So much hate for the Oscars on local news FB -.-"How do you feel about Jimmy Kemmel's comments about President Trump?"
LOL
Im only have watching it
was he even that bad on trump
Naw
He's pretty tame. Typical Jimmy if you ask me.
He's already cracked some low jokes on Mel Gibson and OJ Simpson.
Trump is pretty in par with those two so..
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Yeah he's more of a sarcasm type joker
Posted by GetMisted
JJFCAli wins an Oscar and the headlines for all the stations..
"First Muslim wins Oscar.."
Smh
Gotta get people riled up!
Tho I will say after last years Oscars so white controversy it just feels like theyre gonna be trying extra hard to make this year Oscars so not white
Awards shows are such a sham
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