Funerals Make You Horny

My grandmother passed on the very first day of Mercury retrograde. She is a Gemini. May 21

We said good bye to her today.

I was speaking to a few people who knew her or my Family at the gravesite.

I noticed out of the corner of my eye, this gentleman taking a very long look at me. I was quite disheveled, very homeless looking as lately I haven’t given any thought to making myself look presentable. Idc I even been letting my facial hair grow out. Full goatee lol

I see him talking to my Dad and again, he takes a moment to glance my way.

What the hell, I will take the bait and see what’s up with dude.

I introduce myself to him and we get to chatting about mortality and yolo yadda yadda yadda

THEN

He says to me “you know what’s made my life better. In 2016, I felt a shift in my life. You wanna know what I gave up? Liquor, clubbing, sex…. masturbation. I don’t even masturbate anymore.”

Wtf.

Who the hell talks about masturbation at a gravesite.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I expected no less from a Gemini Funeral

Sorry for your loss.

People talk about all kinds of shit at funerals.

Horny was the last thing on my mind when my sister passed away tho. I'm just now slowly getting out of that state of mind and it's been over 3 months.

Posted by SeaLion

Sorry for your loss.

People talk about all kinds of shit at funerals.

Horny was the last thing on my mind when my sister passed away tho. I'm just now slowly getting out of that state of mind and it's been over 3 months.

Oh man. I’m sorry for your loss. ❤️

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Posted by saggurl88

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

Posted by DMV

Posted by saggurl88

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

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It’s the only place where you can tell who came alone or with their spouse 🙃🥴

Posted by saggurl88

Posted by DMV

Posted by saggurl88

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

It’s the only place where you can tell who came alone or with their spouse 🙃🥴

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Idk about that

My married cousin was there but her husband wasn’t. He had to work

Another, her husband was out of town

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Posted by saggurl88

Sorry for your loss 🤗

I’ve heard funerals and weddings were the best place to meet someone.

Funerals? Interesting

I guess people are looking for someone to fill a void

It’s the only place where you can tell who came alone or with their spouse 🙃🥴

Idk about that

My married cousin was there but her husband wasn’t. He had to work

Another, her husband was out of town

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Disproving my theory 🤣🤣🤣

People grieve in different ways. Maybe its worth talking about your masturbatory habits.🤣

I'm sorry for your loss 🤗

Posted by DMV

Wtf.

Who the hell talks about masturbation at a gravesite.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I expected no less from a Gemini Funeral

I'm sorry for your loss💛

I'll be honest, when one of my brother's committed suicide the pain was so great that after the funeral I hooked up with an ex who drove 200 miles to attend. I was single at the time and still during sex and after the pain did not subside. I think this happens a lot after a funeral.

Posted by DonnaLibra

I'll be honest, when one of my brother's committed suicide the pain was so great that after the funeral I hooked up with an ex who drove 200 miles to attend. I was single at the time and still during sex and after the pain did not subside. I think this happens a lot after a funeral.

Really— I’m sorry to hear about your brother.

Wow. I can see that now. It is a truly vulnerable time.