@Soul
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Why do you have sluts in your FB feed?
Posted by Nevermore
Posted by Quantum
Why do you have sluts in your FB feed?
I wonder that too.click to expand
The user who posted this message has hidden it.
I guess the lack of information in mine is essentially a big "Fuck Off" LOL
If you're my FB friend, you already know about me, so all that info is unnecessary.
Posted by Quantum
Why do you have sluts in your FB feed?
Just a few girls I went to school with who use to be strippers but now have GoFundMe accounts. It inspired this thread, and most of my content is inspired in similar ways.
Posted by blackphase
Damn.. that was for you Soul.. but they all too quick and not even playing the game! -_-
These things always turn into a free for all lol. Its fine though, and your post is too true.
The last time I tried to cut my hair it ripped the scissors out of my hand and held it to by throat Lmao!
Posted by Soul
Posted by Quantum
Why do you have sluts in your FB feed?
Just a few girls I went to school with who use to be strippers but now have GoFundMe accounts. It inspired this thread, and most of my content is inspired in similar ways.
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You're inspired by former strippers?
Well...that's deeper than a lot of people's inspiration.
Posted by Quantum
Posted by Soul
Posted by Quantum
Why do you have sluts in your FB feed?
Just a few girls I went to school with who use to be strippers but now have GoFundMe accounts. It inspired this thread, and most of my content is inspired in similar ways.
You're inspired by former strippers?
Well...that's deeper than a lot of people's inspiration.
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Something about the way she let me borrow pencils, and would swing around that pole so gracefully is all I remember.
firebunny needs $ 540 to get to the bottom of his ancestry. is he spanish or 100% polynesian?
How about a go fund me page to collect money to donate to the go fund me pages of former strippers who need help finishing the Social Work degree they've been working at for the past ten years?
Why df do strippers need go fund me?
More attention? Oh okay..
go fund me and my initiative to turn the what taurus men think of scorpio women thread into a movie starring liev schreiber as tauruslovesscorpio.
@blackpase:
Looking for around 350 $ to spend on goats, candles, daggers, chalk, and everything else to summon the Dark Lord from the pits of Hell. With any luck it will rain down fire and brimstone upon all the innocent and suck their souls straight into Hell! Then give all of them good relationship advice!
Posted by geegee
Posted by firebunny
go fund me and my initiative to turn the what taurus men think of scorpio women thread into a movie starring liev schreiber as tauruslovesscorpio.
Now that's funny. Co starring instant88 as the angry jealous Scorpio lover. Impulsive as the jealous Scorpios bff who also happens to be a Scorpio and seecretly wants to bang her bffs bfclick to expand
lmao instant88
I need about 100 $ for enchiladas, expensive yet classy whisky, and top of the line toilet paper. What's the occasion you ask? Go fuck yourself. That's the occasion.
@TheLibraMudra:
I need about 2000 $ to invest in an image filter business. I I have the perfect design and idea for a filter that makes a perfect dick pic. Women are tired of ugly/bad dick pics, and with this new filter which is compatible with most devices and snapchat, men can take the most beautiful and perfect dick pic imaginable for their special someone.
Posted by blackphase
Posted by Soul
@blackpase:Looking for around 350 $ to spend on goats, candles, daggers, chalk, and everything else to summon the Dark Lord from the pits of Hell. With any luck it will rain down fire and brimstone upon all the innocent and suck their souls straight into Hell! Then give all of them good relationship advice!
Oh god damn it.. I am so slowww 😢
I thought you were being funny and saying that was what you actually wanted a gofundme for.. But now I get it.. FML 😢
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I'm kidding lol. We both was in a few separate threads talking about Hell and darkness. Maybe you forgot. I know you're not that crazy
😛
send me a link of a gofundme
Posted by _
send me a link of a gofundme
Most of them are people who need actual medical help, or lost a child.
The fact normal healthy women I went to school with posted their GoFundMe on FB (two were strippers and one is on heroin) blows my mind. Or the idea of how many people could be faking and getting thousands of dollars.
So I did what any human that will burn in Hell would do and made it a joke thread for amusement.
Posted by Soul
@blackpase:Looking for around 350 $ to spend on goats, candles, daggers, chalk, and everything else to summon the Dark Lord from the pits of Hell. With any luck it will rain down fire and brimstone upon all the innocent and suck their souls straight into Hell! Then give all of them good relationship advice!
Oooh
*funded*
Posted by Soul
@Quantum:I need about 100 $ for enchiladas, expensive yet classy whisky, and top of the line toilet paper. What's the occasion you ask? Go fuck yourself. That's the occasion.
I approve this message.
Please fund the Romanian Tourism Board. Our budget was cut and Gypsies stole all our petty cash.
I would like around 500 $ to invest in resources for more amazing gifs, pictures, and quotes. I guarantee I'll have the crowd mesmerized with the most inspirational and relaxing art imaginable! Likely because of my Pisces moon. Please help me change the world with the most beautiful and creative art a human mind could fathom. Just don't get too close, I bite.
🙂
Posted by TheLibraMudra
People make the most ridiculous gofundme accounts.
They do. We have, yet another good concept, being ruined by idiots. Sudden emergencies and dire situations are one thing, but "help me fund my vacation?" "Help me buy some gadget that I want?"
Idiots ruin everything...
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Posted by TheLibraMudra
People make the most ridiculous gofundme accounts.
They do. We have, yet another good concept, being ruined by idiots. Sudden emergencies and dire situations are one thing, but "help me fund my vacation?" "Help me buy some gadget that I want?"
Idiots ruin everything...
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Or idiots make things more amusing for other idiots.
Death to all the smarty pants who think they're smart, but turn out to be the same idiot and mortal human!
Posted by Impulsv
The only one id consider on here is the starving Virgo dancer lol
Although I suspect it's ands lol
they deleted when i asked them if they were kim and her rice cooker!
Posted by Soul
Posted by rockyroadicecream
Posted by TheLibraMudra
People make the most ridiculous gofundme accounts.
They do. We have, yet another good concept, being ruined by idiots. Sudden emergencies and dire situations are one thing, but "help me fund my vacation?" "Help me buy some gadget that I want?"
Idiots ruin everything...
Or idiots make things more amusing for other idiots.
Death to all the smarty pants who think they're smart, but turn out to be the same idiot and mortal human!
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I dislike the "help us pay for our wedding!" accounts.
DON'T GET MARRIED IF YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD THE WEDDING, ASSHOLES. Jesus.
I think I fell for two sob stories through gofundme and was so annoyed when some people bothered digging into it to find they're fake. So now I've become so apathetic to those things. But ay strippers already make a lot so why would ya feel bad for them. Do they really get any significant amounts of donation? 90% of it from men, huh
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Since all the sluts on my FB are doing it, I thought what better way to get free cash then make a GoFundMe account. The problem is Idk what my profile would say.
In this thread write a short (or long) description on what the user above GoFundMe account would say. This is for fun, so try not to take any offense. Also if you've got a homie in this thread or a person you'd love to write a GoFundMe account for feel free. Just try not to leave anyone hanging.
Since there isn't a user above me, I'll just use Dxpnet. In my head that's just stupid enough to work.
Dxpnet:
We have gullible astro nerds in need of medical help. With just a few dollars you could help save a stupid dxp troll today. Just look at this poor dxp troll (shows Dons profile picture.) With just a few bucks you can give this person the life they deserve, like being caged in a zoo eating babies for fun. For just pennies a day you can help save this persons life, and show them true compassion happiness. We are also looking for more sponsors. Here at Dxpnet we feel the site won't be complete till the whole front page is just one giant add. With your help and support we can be sure to accomplish this. How could you not help fund such a great place, and such great people?