
Deedee86
@Deedee86
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Posted by Cancan26
*Rubs self up against deedee86* you lucky little ducky...
I'm jelly! 😏

Posted by aquanib
I'm always lucky. Even when i get myself into immense trouble, whatever materializes out of it was always and forever infinitely better than what might have been/worst case scenario.
All my life. People hate me for it.
I literally talked my way out of a gun threat on the bar surface once. This petty coke dealer came in all agitated, so i figured that he just desperately needs attention, like all petty dealers need and want when they close their first larger deal. I was scared a bit, make no mistake though.
I start talking to him, he starts wailing after a while on how his nose burns and his heartbeat is wild and erratic, i tell him it's not good for health to snort so much coke (no shit Sherlock right), so he starts panicking slightly, i calm him down like the snakeoil salesman that i can be, i tell him it's allright, he just has to go to the bathroom, put some water in his nose and the burning sensation will go away.
Like a good barman, with an ear for his customers i offered him freshly squeezed (very expensive, considering it's just lemons) lemonade, as i saw once in a movie lemon juice helps with overdose. Thing was, it was all bull, the juice was injected straight into the heart and the OD was from heroin, not cocaine like this guy was doing.
At the end, i got three lines out of him and he paid for the whole bottle of Jack. He called me friend. LOL.


Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Good thing I'm not greedy. All I wanted for 4 years is that one boy in my arms.![]()
Even if he turns Bizarro once in a while.

Posted by Deedee86This one's more likely to cause PTSD.Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow
Good thing I'm not greedy. All I wanted for 4 years is that one boy in my arms.![]()
Even if he turns Bizarro once in a while.
Bizarro keeps things interesting
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I went to Vegas and only played slots. I came home with more money than what I left with and that's after 8 nights in towns besides Vegas plus lots of shopping, shows, dinners, rental car, hotels, gas, tolls etc
Vegas hotel, food, drinks and shows were comped.
I went to my local casino for a few minutes yesterday and won $ 577 plus dinner was comped.
Bought a $ 2 lottery ticket and won $ 200.
Everything was going wrong for me in early April and now the tables have turned and everything is going right. Not just gambling, but with life in general.