Have you ever had a vacation hookup?

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by DMV on Friday, December 20, 2013 and has 29 replies.

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@Nala13
14 Years1,000+ PostsLeo
Posted by DMV
Ever got some nookie from a vacation trip? I think I want to get my rocks off 🙂

Stories are welcome 🙂



Nope, I hate my Merc and Venus in Virgo. It is so damn boring. I can't do anything like that.

What if they have diseases?
What is I get pregnant?
What is they tell?
What if I become famous and they blackmail me for money?
What if I get married and the officiant says , "is their anyone here who has just cause why these 2 should not be married and some stands up and has pictures?

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@GemsRaGalsBestPal
16 Years1,000+ PostsGemini
Here, let the skank whore help you out. 🙂

Posted by Nala13


Nope, I hate my Merc and Venus in Virgo. It is so damn boring. I can't do anything like that.

What if they have diseases? Fuck it, give them one first!
What is I get pregnant? Throw yourself down some stairs? Or, you can do what I do and get the Nexplanon implant. God knows NO ONE wants any little Gemsras running around.
What is they tell? They better! How else are you going to amp up your business? Referrals are just plain expected.
What if I become famous and they blackmail me for money? Pay them in Monopoly money.
What if I get married and the officiant says , "is their anyone here who has just cause why these 2 should not be married and some stands up and has pictures? I have never once pictured my wedding day, but I'm sure if anyone tried to interfere, my mother would kill them and as she stabbed them to death she'd be muttering something about them not ruining her chance for grandchilden.... which of course I'd refer her back to Q#2.

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@GemsRaGalsBestPal
16 Years1,000+ PostsGemini
Posted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....



I can't believe I am about to repost this.... buuuuuuuuuut I am.....

Sandpaper Sally:

This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" She says, "I picked the scabs."
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@LostinmyMind11
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Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Posted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....



I can't believe I am about to repost this.... buuuuuuuuuut I am.....

Sandpaper Sally:

This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" She says, "I picked the scabs."
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OMG grosssss but so funny!
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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Posted by MissFisk
It's all fun and games until you have to keep Valtrex in your medicine cabinet....



I can't believe I am about to repost this.... buuuuuuuuuut I am.....

Sandpaper Sally:

This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" She says, "I picked the scabs."
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lmao. Thats the risk you run.
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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
Posted by GemsRaGalsBestPal
Here, let the skank whore help you out. 🙂

Posted by Nala13


Nope, I hate my Merc and Venus in Virgo. It is so damn boring. I can't do anything like that.

What if they have diseases? Fuck it, give them one first!
What is I get pregnant? Throw yourself down some stairs? Or, you can do what I do and get the Nexplanon implant. God knows NO ONE wants any little Gemsras running around.
What is they tell? They better! How else are you going to amp up your business? Referrals are just plain expected.
What if I become famous and they blackmail me for money? Pay them in Monopoly money.
What if I get married and the officiant says , "is their anyone here who has just cause why these 2 should not be married and some stands up and has pictures? I have never once pictured my wedding day, but I'm sure if anyone tried to interfere, my mother would kill them and as she stabbed them to death she'd be muttering something about them not ruining her chance for grandchilden.... which of course I'd refer her back to Q#2.

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good answer, good answer
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@DMV
15 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius
I must have ESP.

A few years ago, I was vacationing in the islands and I went to a lunch at a nursey with my mother. At the nursey, there was a guy who was pretty attractive and a native of the island working there. Long story short, we exchanged email addresses and phone numbers. I emailed him but never got a response.

Fast foward 2 years later, I do this blog and my mom and my sisters go to lunch again and guess who I popped into 🙂
At first I didnt recognize him but he looked familiar. We exchanged numbers again and I dont go home for another 2days. 🙂