Hey, so you know what's cool?

Cheese porn.

Is that when the actors feather their pubes?

Sort of.
I've always suggested to people who I don't care for and are looking for career options to apply for the job of "fluffer".

That's what I'm talking about!

Ach du lieber Himmel!

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I think the gal in the background has a ski jump glued to her face.

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You know, I did see some little people flying off what looked like a ski jump.
I thought it was a photo flaw.

Honesty.

So, who is going to own up to:

1. The mess left in the lair's bathroom?
2. The reason for the donkey walking like a cowboy?
3. Stealing the velvet painting of Elvis playing cards with the dogs?
4. Ordering $ 10,000 worth of pizzas to be delivered after everybody left?

Anyone?

Yeah. Well I'm not going in there until the hazmat guys give the thumbs up.
For now, I'm going to have to be nice to the unicorns so they let me use their shower.

What sort of strap-ons are you testing?
I don't think the donkey is every going to walk right again.

And "buying for a friend". Uh huh.

Ok, so that leaves the velvet painting. A true treasure.

Almost tempts me to crawl into my shell.

I stole the painting.. I had to rub the velvet against my skin...😈

*puts it back*

borrowed, not stole.. btw. see it's back in place 😉

What's wrong with 4? o.o

Being done with all my Christmas stuff, bitches!

What's Christmas? Bah humbug!!

They usually know which gifts are from me. There's usually more tape than gift wrap.

DISNEY WORLD FTW!

Best wishes for a Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year.

May these holidays bring peace of spirit, faith in your fellow man, and bright visions that come true in the New Year.

So....does anyone have some to share?