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@calthrope
17 Years
Posted by LovelyScorp
Posted by calthrope
Posted by LovelyScorp
"i assert that if you were to deny a healthy relationship because of some arbitrary proclamation you made about what type of woman/man you are, you're not right in the head. you're mentally fucked, you're damaged and you're the reason why old people throw poo in nursing homes. sucks to be alone and when it hits ya, hopefully dementia will have set in and you'll be too spacey to recognize it."

even though this statement sounds a bit deranged, I have to agree with it.



Yeah but Tubbyscubby always states the obvious. Plus I think from now on i will stick to making 'arbitrary proclamations' as much as Tubbyscubby loves to state the term 'arbitrary proclamations'.



Sometimes all we need is the obvious in our face and voila....you have your answer.
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Yup like poo. Right between the eyes. Flung from afar. In my nursing home.
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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
how are you going to chastise me for stating the obvious when you lead your post by essentially saying you were about to state the obvious?

so i answered your obvious proclamation with what should be obvious but it's not so obvious because if it were obvious then you obviously wouldn't have answered the way you did by stating that there are obviously women who misconstrue empowerment with the notion that wearing pants, throwing back shots and doing it in bathroom stalls is akin to liberation.

frankly, i don't get how being able to drink a shot is what the woman's suffrage movement was all about but ok!
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@calthrope
17 Years
Posted by tubbyscubby
how are you going to chastise me for stating the obvious when you lead your post by essentially saying you were about to state the obvious?

so i answered your obvious proclamation with what should be obvious but it's not so obvious because if it were obvious then you obviously wouldn't have answered the way you did by stating that there are obviously women who misconstrue empowerment with the notion that wearing pants, throwing back shots and doing it in bathroom stalls is akin to liberation.

frankly, i don't get how being able to drink a shot is what the woman's suffrage movement was all about but ok!



I didn't say with pants? Where's the liberation in that? Nice and airy.
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@calthrope
17 Years
HA!! That's better, you letting your hair down. Though i'm convinced you're a guy. Women don't fire off that quick(we're not that liberated). And you had a gun between your legs. Over and out. Don't shoot.
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@ScorpDragon
16 Years
@ Lovelyscorp, et al:

""i assert that if you were to deny a healthy relationship because of some arbitrary proclamation you made about what type of woman/man you are, you're not right in the head. you're mentally treetrunked, you're damaged and you're the reason why old people throw poo in nursing homes. sucks to be alone and when it hits ya, hopefully dementia will have set in and you'll be too spacey to recognize it."

I agree with this - and this is a big hangup for many single women who're holding out for some mythical somebody to be their panacea.

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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
I dunno who that is but given his last name, I'm going to have to rule him out.

According to that chart, I can go as young as 23.5. I'd have to leave him outside the 25+ clubs but he's old enough for a big kid's meal.
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@Beergo85
17 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo
Me want some cougar. 😛 M I still cougar worthy?? I'm turning 25 this September. I don't know the qualification Cougar wants. Do I need to fill up some kind of application?? 😛
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@tubbyscubby
16 Years5,000+ Posts
I have her on ignore because her moon isn't the only thing that's fishy.

Her petty ass was proven wrong again and she's off to lick herself cause no one else will.

Tate I nibble u.
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@hardcandy
16 Years500+ Posts
woah tubby is now 33? WTF? she said 26

holy fuuuck 7 years in a couple months? * counts months it will take for her actual age (50's) to be known*

meh not too concerned with it we all she's a shit talking copy & paste lunatic

*looks at her new avi* bet it's closer than we know to a full representation of who she really is & just as pretty too