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If you made a porno what would you called it.
What Would an Astrology-Themed Porno Be Called
An astrology-themed porno might have a humorous or celestial title like Star Signs or Cosmic Desires. It combines astrology concepts with playful or provocative language to attract interest while referencing zodiac signs or cosmic themes. Such titles aim to intrigue fans of astrology with suggestive or witty names related to star signs.
I thought it was supposed to be your middle name + name of the street you grew up on. Mine would be...
Jesus McFadden (hahahaha)
Posted by FeistyAquarian
Ooo I dunno, but I'll write my Porn Star name 🙂 (if you go by your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on)Josey Rifle.
Fo 'sho
LOL mine would be Twinkle Lords
Posted by FeistyAquarian
Ooo I dunno, but I'll write my Porn Star name 🙂 (if you go by your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on)Josey Rifle.
Fo 'sho
LOL mine would be Twinkle Lords
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Haha that's TOTALLY a porn worthy name
astrology related? "Aquarius Ascending or My Rising Sign" i think that fits ur criteria as being both astrology related and appropriate. subtle inuendo.
I thought so too. 😄
"my rising sign"
hahahahahahahaha 😄
1 Virgin and 11 Horny Signs
Hmmm... Ive always had male dogs!!!! That one's not gonna work for me!!
Id be
Ralphie Knollwood
Not even funny. I cant do much with that at all. 😢
as for porn names: if i go by 1st pet then i would be penny roosevelt. that's a pretty good one. if i go by middle name then it would be renee roosevelt. doesn't have the same ring to it that penny does. penny definitely sounds like more of an alter ego. come to think of it... there's this show i happened to come across at my friend's apartment... something about sex rehab with dr. drew. there's a dominatrix on there who goes by the name "penny".
Welcome to my Kindoms hehe
correcting Welcome to my kindoms come 😉
A Virgin in the Lions Den
The Lioness Takes the Scorpio's Stinger
The Cat Gets the Crabs
Ram it to the Lioness
The Kitty gets Fishy
Rams in Uranus
Uranus and The Kitty
The Twins and The Goat Get Fishy with the Kitty
IDK..... Im just spewing some retarded shit!! LOL!
Something in Uranus Smells Fishy
The Virgin Does the Twins on Mars
Venus and Mars Collide in Uranus
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.
Posted by ninjamu
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.
LOL!!! Im totally sitting here myself laughing out loud. I think Im delirious!! WTF is wrong with me!? Im twisted!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ninjamu
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.LOL!!! Im totally sitting here myself laughing out loud. I think Im delirious!! WTF is wrong with me!? Im twisted!
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um... yeah! that's pretty much why i like u. u think there's something wrong with u when that is completely normal to me.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ninjamu
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.LOL!!! Im totally sitting here myself laughing out loud. I think Im delirious!! WTF is wrong with me!? Im twisted!
um... yeah! that's pretty much why i like u. u think there's something wrong with u when that is completely normal to me.
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LMAO!!! Its a scary thing that someone thinks its normal!!!! Nothin but love for you girl!!!!
The Twins Get The Crabs and The Stinger Enters Uranus
The Archer Takes the Bull by the Hor
*Horn
Okay, Ill stop now!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ninjamu
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.LOL!!! Im totally sitting here myself laughing out loud. I think Im delirious!! WTF is wrong with me!? Im twisted!
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i know why you were delirious. cuz ur sag was about to show up and you were getting nervous. kitty shaking in her boots
2 Virgin and 1 Cup. 😄
Good Pisces Girls Gone Filthy Dirty and Dripping Wet: Vol.1
lol That was hardly creative!
And no, I don't really care for porn. It doesn't do much for me.
lmao! Are there really different volumes in some pornos?? I totally pulled that out of my ass!
Its just not much of a turn on to me. I prefer phone sex or something else that requires a bit of mental stimulation.
It could just be that I've been traumatized from my stupid brothers leaving their tapes in the VCR for me to see as I innocently hit play to find out what movie was in there...and instead of Dirty Dancing or Coming To America, I find nasty ass girls with what looked like bullet and stab wounds all over their bodies, being bent over...
Who knows.
virgos gone wild lol virgo cums all inside ur house, nasty angel.. don't let me cum over there and clean up that pussy lol
Ew! lol
Posted by MsPisces.
Ew! lol
u know u like it..
Posted by FeistyAquarian
Ooo I dunno, but I'll write my Porn Star name 🙂 (if you go by your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up on)Josey Rifle.
Fo 'sho
Hahahahaha I'd be Cookie Robin lol
I think something like Ginger Snap would be more appropriate. 😛
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by ninjamu
ur awesome-ness never ceases to amaze me, leolady.LOL!!! Im totally sitting here myself laughing out loud. I think Im delirious!! WTF is wrong with me!? Im twisted!
i know why you were delirious. cuz ur sag was about to show up and you were getting nervous. kitty shaking in her boots
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Oh darling Virgo07, no nervousness from this kitty where my Archer is concerned. If I'm delirious it's only from lack of sleep cause we were up all night and day doing the dirty dirty! 😉
LOL @ Sorti!!! Damn Dirty Boy! Except.... I thought they were supposed to be Astrologically Appropriate? Guess you just have porn on the brain, huh? LOL!
If I made a prono what would I call it what do you mean if? I take it you havent seen it?
Cancer delight
Good Girl Gone Bad.
great a critic
Posted by prettyladii
Cancer delight
Good Girl Gone Bad.~blushes~ *pounding pisces P*ssies in Purgatory*...blows kisses...
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Hahahaha
Hahaha, those titles are good enough to be disney films.
I have a very open mind and I'm much more willing to do whatever that pops into my head which is a lot of things.
I dont know about Disney! LOL! But, I'm convinced without a doubt about your open-mindedness and your perverse sexual nature and will to act upon it!! And, I'm not saying that's a bad thing either!!! 😉
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It could be anything that is "Astrology" related and appropriate. 😄