If you somehow end up imprisoned somewhere

and you can only keep one item with you, what would it be?

but there are rules:

-it can't be serious

-it can't be a picture of a loved one

-it has to be stupid

-it's forever entertaining to you personally

what's your merc?

A lava lamp

Pisces

also nothing that would help you escape or any kind of communication device. no phones or computers etc. no game consoles. old fashioned games allowed like battleships, checkers etc.

Posted by PilatesBod
A lava lamp

Pisces

for me, it's this Godzilla pic

merc: virgo

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by PilatesBod
A lava lamp

Pisces

for me, it's this Godzilla pic

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Lmao heavy Virgo energy

An extra pair of boxer briefs. But not for usefulness. Mainly so I can imagine how good I would look in them. That would entertain me.

Capricorn Mercury

My cat butt magnets. You know those magnets you put on your fridge? Well my cousin gifted me some for Christmas several years ago. They were magnets with cat butts on them and a cat tail. Stupid gift, but he knew I loved cats and that I’d use them. They actually came in handy when I was fixing something one day and a screw fell into a tight spot I couldn’t get to. So I tied an old shoelace to the tail of one of those cat butt magnets and lowered it down and was able to retrieve the screw. So yeah, I’d bring those with me or at least one of them.

Scorpio Mercury

Magic 8 Ball

Land in solitary in no time. lol

Posted by jazzykid
Magic 8 Ball

Land in solitary in no time. lol

Scorp Merc

Posted by MidAtBest
My pink bedazzled Jimmy Choo coin purse brings me great joy

But so does that gif of some poorly drawn cartoon person hip thrusting with a large pickle between his legs.

Cancer mercury

Haha I almost said that one old stormtrooper gif where he's hip thrusting.

A sketch pad and a pencil. That counts as one right. (And it never runs out).

Cancer Mercury

A slinky

A slinky

- Taurus Mercury

A receipt I have for Burger king that says 4/20/2024 at 2:40 AM. That or maybe a mad libs book

Cap merc

Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.

Virgo.

Posted by HemispheresV2
I'm pretty sure skyrim and oblivion trained me for this moment.

Skeleton Key lock pick.

Halt, Citizen! That's cheating!

But I love both games so I'll give you a pass this time, Citizen. But the next, it's forever jail for you.

Posted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.

Virgo.

Self-sufficient, very Virgo.

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by Soul
Nothing. I already have complete conversations in my head where I sometimes answer myself like I'm my own audience. If I get super bored I'll just start braiding my hair to the bars while talking to myself like a madman.

Virgo.

Self-sufficient, very Virgo.

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Yea, but now I'm overthinking it. Like I would still have had my own thoughts anyway, and missed out on the optional stupid object because I over-analyzed the whole scenario. Hopefully I'd find a pebble or a paint chip while imprisoned. I would have no choice but to improvise lol.

Since no computers are allowed, i guess... the only thing left to bring - and still have some fun while imprisoned... a large bottle of Ayahuasca. Which, even there - while imprisoned, would/could take me on a trip to another world - looking a bit like this...

... just 1000x more vivid and realistic. Funny thing is, or ironic if you will... some trips look and feel - far more realistic than the so called real/physical world. Coming back to... this existence, it's a lot like playing a game on computer/console. You can tell it's just a game - that it's not really real, so limiting compared to... other worlds - outside of this one (this, is just a reality bubble by comparison... a dream, a game, a movie, a reality show - where each of us role play some role/roles).

Oh yeah, almost forgot - for the sake of the game... Mercury in Taurus ♉, 11th House - bQ Neptune (0 degrees) & Sextile ASC in ♋ (1 degree).

I guess the book Papillon because his resilience and tenacity was unbelievable. Maybe that's too serious

Posted by neves
Since no computers are allowed, i guess... the only thing left to bring - and still have some fun while imprisoned... a large bottle of Ayahuasca. Which, even there - while imprisoned, would/could take me on a trip to another world - looking a bit like this...

I would like this as well..

A pack of tarot cards. Which would be silly for me because I don’t even read tarot 😂

Pisces mercury

so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.

or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.

Posted by Uwa
so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.

or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.

Posted by virgoOPPP

Posted by Uwa
so there i was as i remembered seeing this topic. then i'm thinking what could i possibly find endlessly entertaining that's at the same time practically useless, and because the source is Virgo that's totes what i interpreted 'stupid' to be. then i'm wondering and wondering and wondering. i had a face mask on so of course the thought comes, "wouldn't it be hilarious to have a face mask on in prison?". then i'm laughing. i'm imagining myself in confinement with a mask on and laughing. hearing my muffled laughter through mask and laughing more.

or imagine: stuck in confinement with a telescope.

hm nice. that mask looks like a boss level of masks.

the 3 musketeers could probably be rewritten again now for television and it would still be enjoyable.

Posted by zonedout
I really have no idea. A copy of the count of Monte cristo? Or maybe this video

always thought he's a cancer but turns out he's an aquarius ♒♒ def fits his vibe in this too

with aqua energy, it's so fun seeing it more on women coz they come off so barbie doll-ish like all these virgo suns with aqua moons 🤩🤩

going to post another of ashley from love is blind with her quoting something from legally blonde but i forgot where i've seen it 🤔🤔

Posted by Rien

Oh nevermind. I started to say my pipeuntil I read your op thoroughly. I don't know if a pipe is entertaining or not. Stupid, maybe. Entertaining to me, I don't know.

I’d bring a blow up Virgo woman doll. That way we could have endless discussions about the politics of Star Wars and she can formulate our plan for escape.

I’d bring a blow up Virgo woman doll. That way we could have endless discussions about the politics of Star Wars and she can formulate our plan for escape.

Aztec whistle.

Old Testament

Posted by virgoOPPP
and you can only keep one item with you, what would it be?

but there are rules:

-it can't be serious

-it can't be a picture of a loved one

-it has to be stupid

-it's forever entertaining to you personally

what's your merc?

This video.

Also .. a horse. Because im irish and that is how we roll.