Imagine Celebrities were honest with their fans, what would they say?

I just saw a few youtubevideos. They wouldnt be able to turn strangers who wanna hug them, whpbother them at a restaurant, i would find wideeyed people incredibly offputting.

Same thing for millionaires who are being asked for money.

Or women when they are being hit on.

I remember how Robert Pattinson used to be stalked by a female fan, and when one day she was on the watch for him outside his home again, Robert came down to her and started venting about his problems. He has never seen her anymore.

If celebrities were truthful they would say…

“I only sucked the important c.oc.Ks”

- male and female

If you’re going to have to suck a banana, suck the rich ones

Don’t let them videotape you

Always demand copies

It’s okay to sleep with your costar, it makes for a better movie

You know what makes a good movie, actor chemistry