@firebunny
14 Years10,000+ Posts
In need of poonslaying tips
Hi,
I thihk you'll do fine, just remain yourself.
One thing you could improve though : you could be more picky about the people you hang around.
Yes I'm thinking about this Ands guy. It's not just the fact that he he has those very gay manners, and looks like a lesbian. But he dresses like a bum and you should really keep with people of your intellectual level or higher.
But I'm sure everything wil be allright.
Good luck
H
Yes yes I want someone I can discuss city planning with!
Tell her that you learned how to heal a woman's soul through her anal chakras from a guy in Hawaii. Then ask if she needs to be healed.
Posted by firebunny
half Norweigan half Filipino girl
ask her if her dad was a pedophile
hmmm... I have to be going now. 1 last question... what is a clit?
Posted by hydorah
Posted by firebunny
half Norweigan half Filipino girl
ask her if her dad was a pedophile
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I am meeting her dad when I pick her up. That sounds like trouble. I don't want trouble.
Posted by firebunny
hmmm... I have to be going now. 1 last question... what is a clit?
Nothing you need to worry about.
😆
so I don't get it.
did the real firebunny become a libra?
Posted by Quantum
Posted by firebunny
hmmm... I have to be going now. 1 last question... what is a clit?
Nothing you need to worry about.
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I just hear it a lot in class.
Just go full nerd and work vampires into the convo, then drop a line about how you're known as bunny the poonslayer and cup your nuts.
Posted by firebunny
hmmm... I have to be going now. 1 last question... what is a clit?
Firebunny... I am disappoint. Even this socially awkward outcast knows what a clit is and has speedbagged the fuck out a few with my tongue.
But please update us, I wanna know how hard you got kicked in the man ornaments.
This muthafucka done overdid it on his first rodeo and nutted in her kitty. I'm placing $ 50 the egg had already been named Ands.
P.S. As long as you use that Avi OP I'm referring to you as PikaMander
A gentleman never tells...
Posted by wagtail
Posted by firebunny
hmmm... I have to be going now. 1 last question... what is a clit?
Ew ugh! *vomits*
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Hey guys it's me again Firebunny posting from Bicol on another Friday night. I'm going out for coffee with a half Norweigan half Filipino girl in a few minutes. 5'5, 24 inch no fat chicks waist aqualine nosed goddess. I need some tips on what to say to her to get her to come back to my bedroom so I can almost impregnate her.
P.S.
I will send shirtless pics to those ladies who help me. Guys just get a bro fist.