The Lady Scorpio
@TheLadyScorpio
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Posted by TheLadyScorpioHe's flirting with the cute baristas and not trying to show how weird he is.
@ChrisIsKodak
A Vocaroo, to diffuse or perhaps even escalate, CC's antics ... perhaps ? 😆
Posted by TheLadyScorpiothank you .. i had to record it a few times as i kept busting up laughing.... and yes i almsot did break out the soft kitty song.. but naw.Posted by justagirlJAG, that is quite alright.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NYmqKpUD1d
Hope it's not super loud, I had to record on my phone the upload it to vocaroo.
There are many shower singers in here, myself included. 😆
After all, if we could not laugh at ourselves, where would the fun be in life. Anyhow, thank you for sharing and you have a lovely voice.
It is always nice when you are able to match a voice, to a DXP persona.
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're goodclick to expand
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
Posted by ChrisIsKodakSo this is what I need to do to get @Virgogent to say sweet nothings to me everyday.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.click to expand
Posted by nikkistarAs long as we are all here, on DXP.Posted by TheLadyScorpioHe's flirting with the cute baristas and not trying to show how weird he is.
@ChrisIsKodak
A Vocaroo, to diffuse or perhaps even escalate, CC's antics ... perhaps ? 😆click to expand
We are all 'weird', there is no escaping it. 😆
Who are we fooling ?
Posted by ChrisIsKodakWhat are you trying to figure out about it?Posted by nikkistarNo i'm not. I'm banging my head again the table trying to figure out Mailchimp emailing system. Unless she's a email marketing specialist, then i'll holler.Posted by TheLadyScorpioHe's flirting with the cute baristas and not trying to show how weird he is.
@ChrisIsKodak
A Vocaroo, to diffuse or perhaps even escalate, CC's antics ... perhaps ? 😆click to expand
Posted by ChrisIsKodakPsst @Virgogent you are awesome. lolPosted by nikkistarlols virgogent likes his ego stoked, just tell him how awesome he is, he'll fall head over heels. LMAOPosted by ChrisIsKodakSo this is what I need to do to get @Virgogent to say sweet nothings to me everyday.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.
click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFind me a romantic Aqua Venus/Aqua Merc and I'll find you a scorpio you'll like 100%Posted by AfternoonDelights22You have zero tact. I thought you were a romantic.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're good
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
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Posted by PiscoWe take in all, along the spectrum. 😆
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
Posted by VirgoGentVirgoGent, you and your gifs. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by nikkistarAs long as we are all here, on DXP.Posted by TheLadyScorpioHe's flirting with the cute baristas and not trying to show how weird he is.
@ChrisIsKodak
A Vocaroo, to diffuse or perhaps even escalate, CC's antics ... perhaps ? 😆
We are all 'weird', there is no escaping it. 😆
Who are we fooling ?
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22False Advertisement. 😆Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFind me a romantic Aqua Venus/Aqua Merc and I'll find you a scorpio you'll like 100%Posted by AfternoonDelights22You have zero tact. I thought you were a romantic.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're good
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
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Posted by PiscolmaoPosted by AfternoonDelights22Haha! Yeah, us being romantic is mentioning we like your shirt lol.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFind me a romantic Aqua Venus/Aqua Merc and I'll find you a scorpio you'll like 100%Posted by AfternoonDelights22You have zero tact. I thought you were a romantic.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're good
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
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Posted by TheLadyScorpioThe pesky libra moon doesnt stand a chancePosted by AfternoonDelights22False Advertisement. 😆Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFind me a romantic Aqua Venus/Aqua Merc and I'll find you a scorpio you'll like 100%Posted by AfternoonDelights22You have zero tact. I thought you were a romantic.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're good
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
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Posted by VirgoGentHow to ego - stroke a Virgent ?Posted by ChrisIsKodakNopePosted by nikkistarlols virgogent likes his ego stoked, just tell him how awesome he is, he'll fall head over heels. LMAOPosted by ChrisIsKodakSo this is what I need to do to get @Virgogent to say sweet nothings to me everyday.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.
click to expand
Find a situation in which you are in need of help or assistance.
Now that you are in need of help or assistance, ensure that they are the most fitting of said task.
Inquire for and of their help, observe and learn.
Thank them for their time, for having being taught a few new things, and make note to mention their supremely helpful ways.
Be complimentary but all comments must be sincere.
[... and that is how you would ego - stroke a Virgent.] 😆
Posted by PiscoWith the aqua placements of course youre weird to someone!Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
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Posted by MontgomeryMONTEY!!! 🤗
~ In verse
As I told the lovely & talented @Copperdove
I cannot resist. 😛
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0P6eZGCFBZD
Posted by ChrisIsKodakIf you are in need of assistance, Virgins are rife within this thread, in order to aid you. 😏Posted by TheLadyScorpioI read what you said. But it seemed too wordy and fancy.Posted by VirgoGentHow to ego - stroke a Virgent ?Posted by ChrisIsKodakNopePosted by nikkistarlols virgogent likes his ego stoked, just tell him how awesome he is, he'll fall head over heels. LMAOPosted by ChrisIsKodakSo this is what I need to do to get @Virgogent to say sweet nothings to me everyday.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.
Find a situation in which you are in need of help or assistance.
Now that you are in need of help or assistance, ensure that they are the most fitting of said task.
Inquire for and of their help, observe and learn.
Thank them for their time, for having being taught a few new things, and make note to mention their supremely helpful ways.
Be complimentary but all comments must be sincere.
[... and that is how you would ego - stroke a Virgent.] 😆click to expand
Hah, Kodak. I say that all in jest.
To summarise - be a damsel in distress, call for help, give the damn prince / knight a lock of your hair, a kiss, and be done with it.
Mission completed. 😆
Posted by PiscoRight?Posted by AfternoonDelights22This made my Aqua parts feel fuzzy inside.Posted by PiscoWith the aqua placements of course youre weird to someone!Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
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Weird people are the best anyway.
-Aqua Venus
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
Posted by PiscoShy, awkward, weird, quirky, and etc.Posted by ChrisIsKodakHahahaha. I have an Aqua merc, I'm awkward as hell. Lol.Posted by PiscoSubtle i'm weird but I haven't embraced it comment.Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
I see it. I dig it.
For one. You're on an astrology site making half boiled egg jokes.
You are weird.
LOL
But did I make you laugh though?
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We are all on the spectrum of the mad and the insane, but frankly, what is normal ?
Normal, would only be what we consider as comfortable. Those very boundaries that we create in our own version of normal, which we sustain every day as we go about our lives. 😆
Posted by AfternoonDelights22You are leaving me in fits of laughing tears. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioThe pesky libra moon doesnt stand a chancePosted by AfternoonDelights22False Advertisement. 😆Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeFind me a romantic Aqua Venus/Aqua Merc and I'll find you a scorpio you'll like 100%Posted by AfternoonDelights22You have zero tact. I thought you were a romantic.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeestop acting coyPosted by AfternoonDelights22As long as you know I'm not going to eat up your butt or suck your dickPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeYou started the sexual innuendos!Posted by AfternoonDelights22I like you better when you pg.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeWent to far with the teabaggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22Not with you. I just like picking at you.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeLiesPosted by AfternoonDelights22Are you feeling attacked or something?Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI actually dont like tea baggingPosted by AfternoonDelights22I sound life a child with a Becky's voice.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeNow its your turn for one!Posted by AfternoonDelights22It's okay you got the likes you wanted. You're sexxyPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeI mean it was 2 am ffsPosted by AfternoonDelights22Scratchy morning voice. Who you foolingPosted by CaramelizedCoffeesounds boringPosted by AfternoonDelights22Drink water nigga
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FMbgQ8gqce
Pats head
Ive always wanted to hear what a person with a stick up their ass sounds like
Stick up my ass huh.
Let me ask you are you single or taken?
Cause you sure love having dxp ladies on your nuts.
True or false
But you're just coming back to dxp with a yellow streak
The drama was better without you
tis okay leo moon *pats head*
No drama here
Theres always drama on dxp
Sensitive ass
Could have at least said dick stroking
or even salad tossing
We're good
but no leo moon do not come near my dick or arse
click to expand
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAhh yesPosted by AfternoonDelights22I saved him. And he treated me like sheet for it.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
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This is why there shouldnt be "saving" in relationships
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeI was around I thinkPosted by AfternoonDelights22Where were you two years ago.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAhh yesPosted by AfternoonDelights22I saved him. And he treated me like sheet for it.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
This is why there shouldnt be "saving" in relationships
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffee*fights off aqua merc to make rim job joke*
I'm a giver though.. I don't know how to receive
Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeVirgins as healers, where on earth did you read that ? 😱
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Aqua placements be the weirdos of the zodic.. true story!Posted by PiscoWith the aqua placements of course youre weird to someone!Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
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Posted by justagirlMost defPosted by AfternoonDelights22Aqua placements be the weirdos of the zodic.. true story!Posted by PiscoWith the aqua placements of course youre weird to someone!Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
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Posted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAhh yesPosted by AfternoonDelights22I saved him. And he treated me like sheet for it.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
This is why there shouldnt be "saving" in relationships
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... said the Merman. 😆
Posted by TheLadyScorpioTrust me I had to learn the hard way too with the dastardly libras I used to datePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAhh yesPosted by AfternoonDelights22I saved him. And he treated me like sheet for it.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
This is why there shouldnt be "saving" in relationships
... said the Merman. 😆
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Posted by ChrisIsKodakyou sure about that? i think i have told a few that fell flat 😛Posted by Piscohahaha yes I LOVE Aqua based humor to be fair.Posted by ChrisIsKodakHahahaha. I have an Aqua merc, I'm awkward as hell. Lol.Posted by PiscoSubtle i'm weird but I haven't embraced it comment.Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
I see it. I dig it.
For one. You're on an astrology site making half boiled egg jokes.
You are weird.
LOL
But did I make you laugh though?
There's no such thing as a bad aqua based joke =D
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Posted by ChrisIsKodakThere is a cap limit, you could only use this 'joke' at most, three times. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioYou are so fancy.Posted by PiscoShy, awkward, weird, quirky, and etc.Posted by ChrisIsKodakHahahaha. I have an Aqua merc, I'm awkward as hell. Lol.Posted by PiscoSubtle i'm weird but I haven't embraced it comment.Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
I see it. I dig it.
For one. You're on an astrology site making half boiled egg jokes.
You are weird.
LOL
But did I make you laugh though?
We are all on the spectrum of the mad and the insane, but frankly, what is normal ?
Normal, would only be what we consider as comfortable. Those very boundaries that we create in our own version of normal, which we sustain every day as we go about our lives. 😆
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Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeHah, well they would be the last healers to be found. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioPosted by CaramelizedCoffeeVirgins as healers, where on earth did you read that ? 😱
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
google lol
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They are far from healers, they may be helpful in their own ways but they are not healers. Given the dynamics of that relationship of yours; you would most definitely have been the one who would have done most of the nurturing.
They assist, rather than heal.
Posted by ChrisIsKodaknooo .. laughed WITH me, cause you know i laugh even if they joke isn't funny, because i THINK it's funny so it is. Get it ? yup, you did! LOLPosted by justagirlThats when I turned and laughed at you.Posted by ChrisIsKodakyou sure about that? i think i have told a few that fell flat 😛Posted by Piscohahaha yes I LOVE Aqua based humor to be fair.Posted by ChrisIsKodakHahahaha. I have an Aqua merc, I'm awkward as hell. Lol.Posted by PiscoSubtle i'm weird but I haven't embraced it comment.Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
I see it. I dig it.
For one. You're on an astrology site making half boiled egg jokes.
You are weird.
LOL
But did I make you laugh though?
There's no such thing as a bad aqua based joke =D
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Posted by ChrisIsKodakMake good use of that last chance, to use it. 😈Posted by TheLadyScorpioHuh, I still got one more use....Posted by ChrisIsKodakThere is a cap limit, you could only use this 'joke' at most, three times. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioYou are so fancy.Posted by PiscoShy, awkward, weird, quirky, and etc.Posted by ChrisIsKodakHahahaha. I have an Aqua merc, I'm awkward as hell. Lol.Posted by PiscoSubtle i'm weird but I haven't embraced it comment.Posted by ChrisIsKodakCome on! I'm actually incredibly boring in real life. I can only hope I'm weird to someone. Lol.Posted by PiscoSure, you keep telling yourself that. lol
I'm only "half weird", like an almost hard boiled egg.
I see it. I dig it.
For one. You're on an astrology site making half boiled egg jokes.
You are weird.
LOL
But did I make you laugh though?
We are all on the spectrum of the mad and the insane, but frankly, what is normal ?
Normal, would only be what we consider as comfortable. Those very boundaries that we create in our own version of normal, which we sustain every day as we go about our lives. 😆
*Reads back of label*
*Up to three uses max*
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everyone should be responding in vocaroos
Posted by sakuraflowersIt was adorable sakuraflowers, if you would not mind my calling it so. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpiohttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0rWMf5kXrMG
@sakuraflowers
A Vocaroo to share with us, perhaps ?
I tried 😛click to expand
Although, I have no idea as to what you were singing. What kind or style of song was it ?
Posted by AneemAI know, its super raspy. lolPosted by nikkistarNicole, you have this husky male-ish voice, so androginy I like it lolPosted by -Flo-http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEAOYBqNks
@nikkistar @getmisted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hp52cdFUgt
You should SING TO JAZZ, come on come on come on, now now now!click to expand
I don't really know any jazz songs. Hahaha
Posted by ChrisIsKodakI know man
@AfternoonDelights22
see not all my threads and posts insight riots lmao
I had to give you a D- for the day so far :/
Posted by ChrisIsKodakYea, good luck with that. lolPosted by nikkistarAt first I was going to send a mass email blast and then sent up follow up email segments to those who didn't open or respond, but now I got to scrap my list and be even more specific with my market, so i'll probably chunk it to email blasts of 10-20 contacts at time, so it's easier to manage and communicate with.Posted by ChrisIsKodakWhat are you trying to figure out about it?Posted by nikkistarNo i'm not. I'm banging my head again the table trying to figure out Mailchimp emailing system. Unless she's a email marketing specialist, then i'll holler.Posted by TheLadyScorpioHe's flirting with the cute baristas and not trying to show how weird he is.
@ChrisIsKodak
A Vocaroo, to diffuse or perhaps even escalate, CC's antics ... perhaps ? 😆click to expand
Posted by AfternoonDelights22Nights, they really should, we need a disciplinarian like you. To keep the scattered minds of DXP, in line.
everyone should be responding in vocaroos
Every single one my threads, merely end up diverging off and I frankly do not mind where it is that they wish to take it. 😆
Posted by VirgoGentI got something for you to be obsessed with.
Yeah, when I'm focused I become obsessive at whatever I'm involved in.
LOL sorry, that was corny.
Posted by AfternoonDelights22http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a0KKHUzurd
everyone should be responding in vocaroos
😛
Posted by VirgoGentThis reminds of the time when one of the Virgents, who was a dear friend of mine said - "If I do not get settled down again soon. I will end up an elderly man with sixteen dogs, a litter of kittens, a few parrots, and perhaps a bunny for good measure." 😆Posted by ChrisIsKodakYeah, when I'm focused I become obsessive at whatever I'm involved in.Posted by VirgoGentHowever, focused virgo energy.Posted by ChrisIsKodakUnfortunately it is. 😢Posted by VirgoGentStory of your species lolPosted by sakuraflowersTell me about it. lolPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeOveranalyzing isn't necessarily a good thing ... you tend to loose the big picture in the process, imoPosted by ChrisIsKodakI disagree. not only do I overanalyze myself--depending on whom I talking to of course, because I usually don't care what I say to most people--I overanalyze everything someone I find important has said or done.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeMajority of people spend most of their day wondering how they come off to other people. They focus so much on how they say and do things, they never think to overanalyze people's passing comments. I could say the wildest stuff at the gym tomorrow in front of everyone. 50% will ignore, 30% will catch on, 10% will remember the rest of that day, 3 days go by no one will remember what was the third word in that statement.Posted by ChrisIsKodakso you're saying we're all self-absorbed?Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargePeople are too worried about how they appear to focus on you sounding goofy. The beauty of being self-absorbed.Posted by ChrisIsKodakYeah but then I have to live with the embarrassment for the rest of my life.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeYolo son. YOLO.Posted by ChrisIsKodaklol let's not get Aries Moon rash here...Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge"Hey, I think you are cute."Posted by ChrisIsKodakI don't do any of these thingsPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.
I don't know how to flirt like a normal person
I flirt by correcting someone's spelling and grammar mistakes
Help me
I.M.ROBOT
Works everytime 50% of the time.
"Oh Look! it's that girl who tells everyone they're cute!"
"she has no standards man, too easy"
but what my example was illustrating is that people know other people and if I tell Johnny he's cute and he tells bob who tells david and then in the future I tell david he's cute--then he'll know about johnny...
I know you guys talk to eachother even worse than women do--gossipers.
I did it for most of last year over one specific person. drove myself nuts/with headaches trying to read between any lines there may have been etc.
Warren Buffett.
Kobe Bryant.
Super potential
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Obsessive, indeed.
Posted by AneemAI gotta learn it. 🙂Posted by nikkistarRequest!Posted by AneemAI know, its super raspy. lolPosted by nikkistarNicole, you have this husky male-ish voice, so androginy I like it lolPosted by -Flo-http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEAOYBqNks
@nikkistar @getmisted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hp52cdFUgt
You should SING TO JAZZ, come on come on come on, now now now!
I don't really know any jazz songs. Hahaha
Funny Valentine
Ps: yer own style tho, modify it come on, let's ear it!click to expand
Posted by justagirlstarwars will win cuz we wont understand her regardlessPosted by AfternoonDelights22http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a0KKHUzurd
everyone should be responding in vocaroos
😛click to expand
Posted by AfternoonDelights22@starwarsPosted by justagirlstarwars will win cuz we wont understand her regardlessPosted by AfternoonDelights22http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a0KKHUzurd
everyone should be responding in vocaroos
😛click to expand
Posted by AfternoonDelights22How on bloody hell's earth would a Water Sign trust a Libran, is beyond me. 😆Posted by TheLadyScorpioTrust me I had to learn the hard way too with the dastardly libras I used to datePosted by AfternoonDelights22Posted by CaramelizedCoffeeAhh yesPosted by AfternoonDelights22I saved him. And he treated me like sheet for it.Posted by CaramelizedCoffeehe didnt save you?
My ex wasn't a hero. He was like the anti hero
When they say Virgos are healers I laugh. How does a person who causes one so much suffering heal you.
Weird
This is why there shouldnt be "saving" in relationships
... said the Merman. 😆
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Posted by AneemAHaha, I sing to him on teamspeak every night. And giggle like crazy lolPosted by nikkistarOnce you have got it well enough, gift it to yer boyfriend! He will LOVE ITPosted by AneemAI gotta learn it. 🙂Posted by nikkistarRequest!Posted by AneemAI know, its super raspy. lolPosted by nikkistarNicole, you have this husky male-ish voice, so androginy I like it lolPosted by -Flo-http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KEAOYBqNks
@nikkistar @getmisted
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hp52cdFUgt
You should SING TO JAZZ, come on come on come on, now now now!
I don't really know any jazz songs. Hahaha
Funny Valentine
Ps: yer own style tho, modify it come on, let's ear it!click to expand
Posted by VirgoGentThat came across borderline ... worrisome, if not a shade, creepy.Posted by TheLadyScorpioDefinitely don't want to be that guy hoarding animals.Posted by VirgoGentThis reminds of the time when one of the Virgents, who was a dear friend of mine said - "If I do not get settled down again soon. I will end up an elderly man with sixteen dogs, a litter of kittens, a few parrots, and perhaps a bunny for good measure." 😆Posted by ChrisIsKodakYeah, when I'm focused I become obsessive at whatever I'm involved in.Posted by VirgoGentHowever, focused virgo energy.Posted by ChrisIsKodakUnfortunately it is. 😢Posted by VirgoGentStory of your species lolPosted by sakuraflowersTell me about it. lolPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeOveranalyzing isn't necessarily a good thing ... you tend to loose the big picture in the process, imoPosted by ChrisIsKodakI disagree. not only do I overanalyze myself--depending on whom I talking to of course, because I usually don't care what I say to most people--I overanalyze everything someone I find important has said or done.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeMajority of people spend most of their day wondering how they come off to other people. They focus so much on how they say and do things, they never think to overanalyze people's passing comments. I could say the wildest stuff at the gym tomorrow in front of everyone. 50% will ignore, 30% will catch on, 10% will remember the rest of that day, 3 days go by no one will remember what was the third word in that statement.Posted by ChrisIsKodakso you're saying we're all self-absorbed?Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargePeople are too worried about how they appear to focus on you sounding goofy. The beauty of being self-absorbed.Posted by ChrisIsKodakYeah but then I have to live with the embarrassment for the rest of my life.Posted by UnusualVaginalDischargeYolo son. YOLO.Posted by ChrisIsKodaklol let's not get Aries Moon rash here...Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge"Hey, I think you are cute."Posted by ChrisIsKodakI don't do any of these thingsPosted by UnusualVaginalDischargeGirls are girls.Posted by ChrisIsKodakGive me a play by playPosted by nikkistarSorry I can't the cute baristas are trying to flirt with me right now. Can't let them see me being weird lolPosted by ChrisIsKodakNo.Posted by nikkistarMy goodburger gif should be sufficient.Posted by ChrisIsKodakPew. lolPosted by nikkistarNah just chilling in a cafe trying to get some work done.
Damnit @ChrisisKodak is here. I feel like revenge is about to happen to me for the SentimentalKodak stuff.
Now do a vocaroo.
I'm curious as to how they do it in your area--their flirting style s
Subtle arm touch.
Hair play.
Asking if I need anything, then asking what i'm working on
smile and look away
laughing at my corniest jokes.
Asking if I plan on coming back.
Hooking me up with free stuff.
Girls have an arsenal of weapons, they are deadly assassins.
I don't know how to flirt like a normal person
I flirt by correcting someone's spelling and grammar mistakes
Help me
I.M.ROBOT
Works everytime 50% of the time.
"Oh Look! it's that girl who tells everyone they're cute!"
"she has no standards man, too easy"
but what my example was illustrating is that people know other people and if I tell Johnny he's cute and he tells bob who tells david and then in the future I tell david he's cute--then he'll know about johnny...
I know you guys talk to eachother even worse than women do--gossipers.
I did it for most of last year over one specific person. drove myself nuts/with headaches trying to read between any lines there may have been etc.
Warren Buffett.
Kobe Bryant.
Super potential
Obsessive, indeed.
I want to get married and have a large family. Maybe it's time I focus and become obsessive to make that happen.
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Only should you become entirely obsessed by it, that is.
A Virgin's obsession is nothing to be trifled with. 😆
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First candidate up, @ChrisisKodak aka SentimentalKodak
http://i.imgur.com/FHCYPKg.jpg?1
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You know your Leonine Moon craves and wants the attention. 😆